TheFolkman
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Fellas, It is ok if you need to be the little spoon
Jun 16, 2022 2:07 PM
TheFolkman
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Canofminus
The best together time I have w/my wife is when she scratches my back. I’m relaxed& she’s got a captive audience for whatever is in her head
silentsuspekts87
Hoenslty, sometimes thats all I want.
cazkey
Fantasy right there.
tacosmckinsey
That hits deep.
nonameidea2
I am over 20 cm smaller than my bf (he is close to 2m) and i am always the big spoon :) fits perfectly
mygodhasabiggerdick
Men have bad days also...
solarshado
And often smaller support networks to help cope with them
redsmerf
I've not even had a rough day and that still sounds nice. Then again... Forever alone.
the12thletter
Haven't had the opportunity to be any spoon in 10 years, but thanks
cryptidofthewood
...feeling this way right now.
TheClockworkBird
Men, I know it’s hard. We have to be both spoons for ourselves. Hold fast. You are always enough. You. Are. Always. Enough.
Patient00
Enough for what...
DreamOnFire
Thank you
TheClockworkBird
We got this brother <3
Anonymoose19
Insert meme Who's cutting fucking onions in here?!?
TheSuicider
iamlegendinjapan
Salt lake valley Utah.
OptimisticMisanthrope
I'm glad they're out there reminding people to take off thier seat belts before intentionally driving into a bridge pylon.
TheHaGuy
Ha!
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
Get yourself a sandwich
draags
For it being a silly, selfie-filmed minute long video, this one hits right in the feels. I tear up every time I watch this thing end to end
WendyTheWendigo
This always makes me laugh but today this made me cry
ClockworkRepairDroid
This comic always makes me tear up. I would love for wife to do this. She does sometimes, but she always expects it to lead to more.
nonameidea2
Why do you not fall asleep cuddeling. I am small and always the big spoon as it is much more convenient
nonameidea2
No hair in his face, i dont get squished, not uncomfortable. These are valid Arguments ??
4vie
Not to sound disrespectful... have you sat down and talked to her about it? I don't know how it works for you and yours, or women in general
4vie
but as a man, I see the difference between physical intimacy and sexual intimacy; one does not always have to lead to the next?
DoYouHaveSnacks
I'm in the same boat with my wife. I've been on imgur 9 years and this is the first post that made me literally cry. It's tough man.
DerpyWombat13
This hits hard.
CatrionaShadowleaf
Everyone loves a jet pack.
zylokun
Its also ok to stop assuming every problem can be solved by sex
Justapartofyourimagination
Ah. Nice fantasy. if only
Hekinsieden
I'd say maybe some day but I'd be lying.
TakenToaster
Sounds nice
SeekerOfFire
Unfortunately my depression scared away my last relationship. I never really recovered enough to try again. Good advice though.
thetablesareorange
I'll never fall in love again
SlaynXenos
Love...is terrifying, and you'll always be afraid it's going to be different. It's always different, but that's not entirely a bad thing.
SeekerOfFire
Maybe if I was younger or healthier anyhow. I squandered my opportunities by being annoying. Maybe next life.
hralpha88
Hekinsieden
Maybe some day...
prufock
There's definitely more than "rough day, is all" going on here.
MCNewYorkLives
That's the thing. It's referencing how men tend to avoid talking about issues and that, oftentimes, simple statements like "I love you"
MCNewYorkLives
Or any other showing that it's ok to be vulnerable ends up hitting deeply.
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
PlayerBhatin
Nice to see her not flip out when he turns down sex.
Ochropyra
"Nice to see her not flip out"
ciscoxing626
It's definitely not always about sex ,love and acknowledgement are of utmost importance
HistoricalContext
It's about the intimacy, more than anything.
TheFreemen
I feel like alot of people miss this when talking about people who have a hard time finding someone. Excluding incels obviously.
Nachuj
Yep, now im sad, thank you for reminding me (again imgur) that i am alone
HOLAKOOO
Do something about it.
Patient00
We are trying
Ruik
Nolfelix115
Fuckin way she goes bubbs
IWasACatAllAlong
Just go have a cry we won't judge you (okay Jeff might judge you)
Nachuj
Beezlebubble
Had a smol gf a month ago. Split due to time issues. Believe she's dating already (she said she didn't have time, guess she meant for me)
Nachuj
Imadethisaccounttopost
My ex always felt dejected when I didn't want sexy times, to the point it hurt her self worth. Modern media has made it seem men always and
Imadethisaccounttopost
Only wanted sex and she believed it. Sadly I was going through the loss of my mother and family so sexy times were few and far between.
Imadethisaccounttopost
So she took it personally, sadly. (As for loss of family, Dad cheated on mom, mom filed for divorce, he tried to rape her to win her back,
Imadethisaccounttopost
she threw him in jail. Just after the divorce she was found unconcious in a super market, stage 4 renal cell cancer, which took her life
Imadethisaccounttopost
5months later)
hurveyuos
That sucks dude, I hope your having a better time now.
Illpostcheese
This helps. Life's hard. Too hard sometimes.
CanIPetThatDog
If it was too hard you wouldn’t be here, and you are, and we are happy you are ?
Illpostcheese
The world could be a lot kinder, softer. It's unnecessarily relentless. We literally have the technology to fix... Everything...
CanIPetThatDog
The nature of existence is brutality. The small pockets of kindness that we find are not the norm, so we must cherish and protect each one
LadyLink
The world could be but in its place we can be softer and kinder instead, and raise as many soft kind kids to want change as we can. 1/2
LadyLink
Change is not immediate. And whole on a large scale it's far harsher than it needs to be there are those that are doing their best 2/3
LadyLink
To make it softer to the best of their ability. Even if they can only do it for a few people for now. I hope you have some people like 3/4
westPAguy
Tmoneybags
Love how irrelevant this is lol also reminds me of the movie before the rework
OtterAvalanche
I think it's mostly an attack on the art style of Ops post. The guy within only has one big eye
Tmoneybags
Good eye! Some frames he does have only one xD
LoonyBoBdammitwhotookmyname
What? No, the guy clearly has two eyes, you can see them within his goggles.
rowboatrowboat8
Is that sonics therapist or interviewer
AnythingMuchShorter
It's his primary physician
westPAguy
Yes.
Theforbiddenzone
Handler...
Murderface828
Interrogator
farfie
She works for the SCP foundation.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
redsmerf
I've heard it leads to forking. Or scissoring.
AtsaMattaForMe
NervAssEva
Nismu
ScourgeOfAges
ahorseelbowdeepinme
keillrandor
silrath
No, but I do enjoy a good forking
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
It depends on the point you're trying to make. Some people just can't cut it. But you know what they say, hone is where the heart is.
ratcamper
It'd probably make me feel better until.. Y'know. Consequences.
jimmyman999000
Or scissoring
BunnyGoesHopHop
We call it sporking.
TwistedHumor732
SirRichfield
ahorseelbowdeepinme
whatbuttondoipush
No, but she'll fucking stab you though
DudeMcDudeum
Oh look, it's Clifford the big red stab wound
Strangedays2026
This show is far more entertaining than I expected from the premise.
SneakECoyote
I keep hoping the premise will be used as more than the butt of the joke and they'll take themselves a little more seriously. Still good.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Right?! And the music's pretty good too
Taalii
What show?
CompletelyOrdinaryBystander
Spy X Family
MaddMatter
Thank you
Taalii
Thank you
FNOldGuys
Best anime this season
Jordan7831
Step 1. Have someone to spoon you. ?
dogoftheAMS
I'll spoon you brother
ChrisDoesScience
I would 1000% take platonic cuddles from just about anyone at this point. XD
CaliKamakazi
If you're susceptible to phantom touch, try vrchat
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
ihavethelowground
What if I use a spoon
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
It'll hurt more.
BaklavaWearingBalaclavaWhilePlayingBalalaikaOnBlackLava
I'll get step one done some day... Only been trying for 12ish years
Patient00
Some day... any day now... they told me I just have to wait... destiny yada yada... the right one will show up naturally...
gelos
Step 2. Make sure they have empathy, without it this comic is cold, cruel and lonely. And still ends up on no sex + tears.
JeffreyDeTar
Step 2. Make sure when you find that someone, they don't betray TF out of you.
yamigenesis
Damn the stairs in here are tall as fuck
Metalbawkses
Step 2: get on grindr, step 3: be the little spoon. *Note: Individual experience may vary during multiplayer.
WhythehelldidImakethisaccount
Step 1. Have someone. FTFY
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Definitely one of the things I miss most about my ex.
Rasdwa
I do, and she just asked me to come to bed to cuddle, so I will go eat something. And cuddle her <3
BeerSeer
Step 2. be Tyler1
lAmGnomeAnn
I spoon my cat under a weighted blanket it's pretty great
Dislex1a
Step 2. Live in a cold country or have AC.. fml
Thefreeeezian
I have but I push her away
edmac23
*step 1: reach out to someone/be honest about how you feel. It's okay to feel shitty. Not okay to isolate.
080080
be the spoon you needed when you were down in the dumps.
mcmachack
Everyone likes to be the little spoon, who doesn't like to feel safe?
Someshithead241
Step 1 for some of us is just "have someone" and then step 2 is "have someone who wants to touch you"
jamlovingmonster
50 bucks for the night plus food and you've got yourself a 6ft 6 hairy spoon. Night farts included.
Noroelle
Pfff …50 bucks a nigth - if you spoon all night you will pay half the rent !
DumbBr0ad
If it weren't for the hairy part I would have thought this was my boyfriend selling himself for cuddles.
SLCtechie
I don’t know what step 2 would be, but step 3 better be profit.
NoCutsNoButsNoCoconuts
2) harvest the fools organs in the night
fknbastard
Trustrup
The profit is emotional reward.
DreadPirateJaceMangrove
Step 2: ???
Fhant
Step 3. A very wholesome relationship.
jayman0123
Emotional profit
CooCooCaChew
Wouldn't step 2 simply be "Spoon"?
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Have you considered a big dog?
Chezoso
Just as quick to put you out of the bed
FreshAirInspector
I read that as “big dong”.
Scruffy2
Either really
Vungor
Yamusa
ManByTechnicality
2 dogs and a loving significant other. I am the middle of the dog pile at night and not gonna lie, it's great.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Ah yes, the "medium spoon"
ISeeAlmostEverything
Dating profile. Get to it.
IsolatedAsshole
I've tried it. Almost every profile has almost no info or effort put into it, and most messages never get a response.
CarnivorousRabbit
I've had one for 3 years. Unfortunately I'm a guy, so it's a big waste of time, and a bad influence on my self esteem.
HelloThere1812
Hey 3 years here too buddy!
CaptAlbertAlexander
Online dating does not work for everyone. Especially if you need a strong connection first. Most of online dating is just for quick stuff
ISeeAlmostEverything
All my relationships have started on a dating site, none of them short term. I'm a guy.
thevortexmaster
I've never been on a dating site hahah last time I had a date I don't even think they were really a thing. I'd have no clue how to do it
CaptAlbertAlexander
Thats great. But i have the opposite experience and it didnt work for me at all. Mostly cause i am Demi. Expectations weren't met for either
ISeeAlmostEverything
What does Demi mean?
Alexoyeah
GOOD FOR YOU THEN
ISeeAlmostEverything
Just sayin'. It's possible, but it takes EFFORT.
lostsoulmumei
Is there a way to lower the difficulty?
Jordan7831
Yes. Be attractive
lostsoulmumei
Dammit I don't have the cheat code to change my looks.