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AdmiralJohn
I'll upvote this but I'm not happy about it.
ToEachTheirOwed
It’s Alimentary dear Watson
OmnipotentBeing
Wankbiscuit
bikergeek6249
If he had embarked on a career as a mathematician he could have worked it out with a pencil.
moose2000
ayers231
QueefMalone
Is that why his eyes are so far apart?
KareemAbdulJabroni
To balance out the long face.
LespritDeLescalier22
Nah. His eyes don’t get along. They don’t want to be near each other
Come2Japan
getadogupya
Did anyone ask?
charondaboatman
StoicHoneyBadger
Nice Rimjob
charondaboatman
ME2BNS12
Nah, I think he's full of shit
ChewyTheWookie
Someone about 4ft tall wanted you guys to know
When you're gassy and you know it clap your cheeks
When you're gassy and you know it clap your cheeks
When you're gassy and you know it then your fart will surely blow it
When you're gassy and you know it clap your cheeks
JustAPileOfCats
Did he use a poop knife?
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
Oddly enough, so did I. So. Many. Prunes. Still love them though!! The enemas… Not so much. One time I took a shit so large my mom exclaimed “No 4-year old should have a shit that large!!”
Apeofdeath
That look of relief
pareidoliaperson
Crippling Constipation. Is that not his name?
sindail
Hashbrown123
Had that happen when I was 5. A solid foot long unbroken.
Firestar002
My butt is wincing as it remembers my own constipation. Mainly stemmed from me being super shy and not wanting to interrupt a teacher or activity to ask “can I go to the bathroom?”
EveryUsernameIsTaken4
I like his face
LordNoKids
How does this even come up, who’s asking for this shitposting trivia knowledge
mcodger
and we are upvoting it
petety
Ok, Legit. That was fucking Funny.
toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
Benefactor Cobblestone needs some pepto
Rhubarbara
Bourbon-glazed Chicken breast does.
sindail
Umm Pepto stops you up...
Blakeadelic
Is that Bentadick Cumshersnatch
lpooptoomuch
Avengers missed a golden opportunity with Tony Stark and Dr Strange to make a sherlock reference
shack95
Dig deeper Watson
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Still want Deadpool to use the line “no shit, Sherlocks” in front of Dr. Strange and Iron Man.
Crispy4Skin
VaxxedCanadian
And as an adult having no fucking idea how to say penguin. https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=benedict+saying+penguin#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:0c20f370,vid:GflW9_t7LZk,st:0
Ste505
Can't say penguins either.
goflyblind
*pengling
HillOfBeans
I wonder if those conditions are related?
*holding my butt in really tight* “pngwngs!”
Yep.
Randazzo
Pingwines
Apothecarius
Doctor, how bad is his constipation? "It looks like he'll never walk again"
OmnipotentBeing
KareemAbdulJabroni
“I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you can return the child’s poop knife.”
TheElusiveDoctorTurkish
For sale: child's poop knife, never used.
DaBaDoop
KareemAbdulJabroni
“No lowballs, I know what I got.”
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
All seriousness, I was on the verge of reverse peristalsis (intestines flowing backward) as a kid and wound up getting throat surgery from all the stomach acid. Turns out kids shouldn't be fed like raccoons.
GWJYonder
I have no idea what "fed like raccoons" means in this context. I'm guessing they didn't give you cotton candy and laugh as you tried to wash it in a creek?
rbudrick
Well no one's gonna beat that.gif
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
I was taught spreading cumin & shredded cheese over doritoes and microwaving it was how to make Nachos. I was also taught this is a totally fine all the time snack, among other similar recipes.
GenesisNynja
Ah, so you kinda meant kids shouldn’t eat garbage like a trash panda?
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
Exactly. Basically my parents fed me like they were doc brown and I was the delorean at the end of back to the future.