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idonthinksoo
I'll still upvote, but it's missing jalapenos and cheese imo
stimpsonjcatt
IAmTheOfficeAlways
When you see @OP’s username while eating Jalapeño Doritos next to your wife
tegertots73
Absolutely
RElGNMAN
Who you call’n cornbread?
LoopStricken
I am both English and baffled.
StevenNumber3
What you call corn is wheat to us. To us maize is corn. Grind corn meal make bread. Lots of variations. I like dense mexican cornbread.
CookieCatLady
Same. Same.
Snifflepitts
It's NOT polenta, that's the first thing to establish. Bread, or more cake, made from ground corn (corn meal). Lots of regional differences.
Cranbananarama
What a corny post.
opentokix
Hell yes! Corn bread is amazing!
MrDaMann
Etownhustla
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
unohowibe
commentsivehadafew
Cornbread is one of my favourite corn-based breads
Equinox13
I would love to know your other favourite corn-based breads.
milkshakaman
Is it sweet or spicy? I like spicy!
AngryRageBonerPoopFlyGuy
Its super sweet. In Denmark Its not allowed to Call bread because of all the sugar. But it taste good
milkshakaman
Then it's cake?
HansGrubersSuit
What kind of psycho maniac prefers spicy cornbread!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!!!!!!!!!
milkshakaman
This fucking psycho
HansGrubersSuit
Hats off for sticking to your guns. +1
milkshakaman
Guns?! Oh... Oh no..... I'm not allowed to have guns!!
dogsarebetterthanhuman
Try pumpkin cornbread. Yummmm
Hobeaus
Probably spicy because of the username
Hihowyadoin
Both! They're perfect and tasty in their own right. Yum!
Pollutacorn
I love me some jalapeño with honey on top!
Bwethy
... is that a type of cake or something??
onlyhalfghost
It's sort of halfway between bread and a pancake.
fartharder
Cornbread, you'd never lie to me.
A1rightyTh3n
I love cornbread
ialoneambest
One of the best things I ever tasted was cornbread I had (in Memphis) with creamed corn in it to add moisture & jalapeños to add heat! Yum!
Schaade
God yes, with a ham steak.
MechaMan001
Tfw my dumb asian ass doesn't know wtf a "cornbread" is
sal0qwerty
Real corn makes it special
MrIsht
I want to try Corn Bread. Even the name sounds fucking delicious.
onlyhalfghost
this is a reasonable starting point of recipe: https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Cookbook:Cornbread
MrIsht
Thanks for that I'll try it. Even looks simple enough for a novice like me.
anotherusernamed
You gon eat yo corn bread.
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Leagues85
Thank you so much for this
YouJustCantGetaGoodUsername
I think of this everytime I see corn bread
Madderrs
“Oh you can’t have MY cornbread! There’s gonna be consequences and repercussions!”
Ilikecreativepeople
If you don't pronounce it Cormbred, you ain't southern
Jonny2Chests
Oh, trouble...
AintNoTellin
Like who down voted this shit?
TedBuckley
What a surprise
Tortfeas0r
ThePoopDoctor
Hell ya I'm gon eat my cornbread
ThaddeusGriffin
You ain't getting my none my corn bread. That's for damn sure
ThePoopDoctor
I'm from New York City!
nickyb210
Everytime cornbread is served, i recite this exact quote. Havent seen the movie in over 10 years lol
AudioBot13
Consequences and repercussions
ThisWasActuallyFunny
Hahaha the best line
Madderrs
I remember literally nothing about that movie, but I’ve been quoting this particular line for the last 20+ years.
FalafelOutTheWiseau
Brochiavelli
So HD I can hear it.
anotherusernamed
Thank you, I’ve acquired the HQ version now thanks to you.
Maverick8778
Shookie
WolfeCammando
Monka42
I fucking love corn bread
Ozzy360
Fuckin fuck yeah!
espilonarge
One of those downvoters must be Ripley...
devolutionary
Guess she don’t like the cornbread, either.
IHateTryingToMakeUpAUsername
As an uneducated Brit, I've never had it.. what's it like?
KellKabrinski
Depends on the style. If it's the garbage from a box, pretty much like cake. The good stuff is made with buttermilk and is a bit tangy.
onlyhalfghost
The other reply (kellkabrinski) is right. Texture is somewhere between a fluffy pancake and a dense bread.
SunAnvil
Putting sugar in cornbread is sacrilegious and basically, you are making cake. Fry a couple pieces of bacon in an iron skillet then pour 1/2
SunAnvil
2/2 the non sugared cornbread mix over top and put in the oven. Done and done.
TivoMan
GrumpierOldMan
Honey butter Krusteaz.
Fauxcused
So many boxes of this I've bought. So many.
Hemispheres
Jiffy corn casserole recipe: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.food.com/amp/recipe/jiffy-corn-casserole-5-ingredients-easy-delicious-313521
fereesh
Just add honey!!!
SpicyButtLint
That sh*t is cake, true southern iron skillet cornbread is the way to go..... Oh God I've become that guy
amoeba15
At least you recognize it. Some never do. Now you can begin the healing process.
KellKabrinski
Why would you want to heal from being right?
amoeba15
It's more about being THAT guy. That's the danger here. Starts with cornbread then moves on to other things, like fedoras and neckbeards.
dereklarsen
This little boxes are the building blocks of our nation.
TacoShaman
The mill they make that at is the next town over from where I grew up. All the schools did field trips there.
dogfrost9
Good ol Jiffy Mix. Made in Chelsea, MI. Has an annual advertising budget of $0 to keep their prices down.
AdolfValentino
And their CEO raced in the Indy 500.
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
Because what do they need to advertise? Everybody knows about and uses them. No adverts keeps the price down and the product ubiquitous.
dogfrost9
I can guarantee you infinitely more people know of McDonald's and yet they spend approximately $2 billion annually around the world in ads.
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
They're completely incomparable. It's weird that you'd even bring that up thinking it's some kind of argument.
tft57
Pure Michigan! Love it with chili❤️
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
Yes! Cast iron cornbread with spicy chili poured over it, best dinner side-dish!
PicklesMcGeee
Now pay attention mr. @TivoMan how would you pronounce the brand name. Answer carefully, your wife’s life depends on it
ShadowTigerZC
Dzshifphiey.
DocTanner
Giphy.
gynonurseifixyourladybits
My daughters prefer this over homemade cast-iron skillet cornbread. I think it tastes too sweet for my liking.
QuietImIncognitus
This, way too sweet.
WhataboutBobWiley
I use this in my cast iron skillet. Best of both worlds
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
Yup. Johnny cakes are the best!
gynonurseifixyourladybits
Oh, my gracious, YES!! I love corn pone as well. Nothing beats it.
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
Use the cornbread mix, then. The corn muffin mix is sweeter on purpose.
Buhbasaur
Didnt know there was 2 different ones. I like the sweetness though and got it one time and it tasted off, maybe it wasnt the muffin mix.
Ackura
After all these years.... I never knew the difference! You’ve changed my life
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
Yup. Corn muffins are sweeter because, well, they're muffins! Lol
StarryPlough
Had this once and it tasted of bland poverty
Snark42
Try Johnny Cake. Fit for kings!
dijital101
Then you had shitty cornbread.
Commentsaboutyourusername
Well we can't all be up high in the heavens away from the peasants
StarryPlough
But we can eat like we are
mattsall
Looks like lemon drizzle cake
bane83
It's very similar except there is literally no taste.
Nietsallinav
Hey now. You can taste the butter.
davebeastly
Me too, fellow British person.
Yaysh
FrankTheCube
Schaade
Very funny. Cornbread actually goes well with Buffalo wings, but you leave that to someone else, y'hear? :)
PostMoThoin
Recipe?
phalanxausage
As much as it chafes me to get a cornbread recipe from a yankee, the Cook's Illustrated/America's Test Kitchen recipe is pretty damn good.
ThePoopDoctor
Jiffy
woodchucc3211
It’s on the box bruh
PostMoThoin
Not America bruh
woodchucc3211
Lol I figured as much, no worries tho not everybody is perfect.
maststick
Cups: flour1.5, Cornflour1, milk2, sugar0.5, butter0.5 TeaSpoons: baking powder4, salt1 2 large eggs
PostMoThoin
Thanks
ActuallyImSpartacus
Well, let me tell you how my family obtained this recipe. It all started back in 1487, in rural Cornwall. My family ran the local pub 1/136
RodinMaths
Hovencloof
No, it didn't. You cannot have cornbread without corn, which was native only to the Americas until the "discovery" of America. /1
Hovencloof
until they brought it back from Mexico. Jiffy mix is great with a jalapeño diced in it.
WhataboutBobWiley
1 box of Jiffy. Recipe is on the side. 1/3 cup milk and 1egg
aap71
1/2 cup butter2/3 cup white sugar2 eggs1 cup buttermilk1/2 teaspoon baking soda1 cup cornmeal1 cup all-purpose flour1/2 teaspoon salt
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
Too many steps
aap71
all one step: put it all in a bowl and mix
aap71
ok, that's 2
QuamvisSintSubAqua
How do you measure butter with a cup?
aap71
good question! here's the conversion: 1 stick = 1/2 cup
aap71
and so you know, 8 tbsp per stick
QuamvisSintSubAqua
1st: thanks for clarifying. 2nd: my metric brain hurts. 3rd: clarified butter is great for baking Wiener Schnitzel.
AtNifty
Sorry, no. Adding sugar means that's a Johnny Cake. Corn bread is not sweet, you heathen.
aap71
'sorry', YES. i reduce it to 1/2 cup white sugar with a little molasses added. southern cornbread has not sugar but all others do.
jakodoku365
A sophisticated one. With honey and ?https://sallysbakingaddiction.com/my-favorite-cornbread/
Buhbasaur
How exactly do they get the emoji into the cornbread?
PostMoThoin
Thanks