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Oct 4, 2024 4:55 PM
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0xDEC0DE
So rather than sending rain into deserts, dissipating tornadoes, or any of the other obvious applications for weather control, "they" are steering hurricanes into populated areas? Seems legit.
Sebastopol140
Three toes, zero working neurons.
GratuaCuun
Anybody remember her peach tree dish???
badkluster04
Who is "they"
fractalsphere
I thought the hurricane devastated multiple states because the people there didn't hate 'the gays' hard enough? Maybe they should have prayed the wind away?
realrealluckless
Remember, climate change can't be real because human activity can't possibly impact the climate, but humans can control the weather... And random cold weather is an obvious sign that the globe can't be warming, because cold weather couldn't possibly be related to greater amounts of total thermal energy in the atmosphere causing more dramatic and powerful shifts...
... Right...
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
They will literally say climate change isn't real but believe in the Cobra Commander weather dominator.
ActionJohnnie
Who had General Sherman with a weather machine?
GigglingWordBearer
So if the GOP is in power and there's a disaster we should just blame her personally?
DisgruntledFerret
Even if you're in power, they only let you use the jewish space weather laser if you promise Satan you'll give people health care.
stolenkiss37
DarkSock
Wait… So now MAGAs are agreeing that humans do in fact have an effect on the weather? They need to make up their minds…
Shifuede
RoyDMercer
And her stupidity just never ends. Do better, Georgia.
bippityboppitybuttsex
They will not.
She won reelection in 2022 by 30 points... polls show her with a 99% chance of being reelected (she ran unopposed in the primary)
BaconAlmighty
Politicians are reflective of the people who voted for them
EggFooYung
As a Georgian who lives by her district, I can confirm this.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Her district is the second stupidest in the country... Lauren Boebert's is 1st, by a lot.
rubypilgrim
it's a monstrous feedback loop. An evil person preys on the worst instincts of their target constituents. They get into office and their messages and actions get magnified on a national forum. They destroy education and increase fear and hate, and it's like embers flying before a firestorm. More people like that get elected. Americans believe their lies, no matter how absurd - because they don't know and they don't trust truth.
fadingtheory
I thought gay sex summoned hurricanes? If so, shouldn't MTG be glad her precious red districts have been clensed?
tentacularfleshscape
Nah gay sex shows up on the gaydar and is used to triangulate the hurricane machine, come on this is basic stuff
sometimesifeellikeanut
Drag shows summon hurricanes. Why do you think FL has been working so hard to get rid of them?
UpvoteBuddyJesus
Well of course THEY can, I mean YOU can't, and no one you know can, but THEY can.
nomorehate
Posting this any time I see her or Boebert's face until the end of time.
greenchair
Cobra at it again. Damn weather dominator.
NoNameFred
… So, her suggestion is "smart people control the hurricanes and make them hit the places where stupid people live", and she thinks the 'ridiculous' suggestion is "smart people don't decide to live in known hurricane-prone areas, but stupid people do"?
MerriMod
I'll never understand why people live in a region specifically called "Tornado Alley" that is wholly confirmed for having the exact perfect conditions for frequent, devastating tornadoes rip through on a predicable rate. Tornado blows through, destroys everyone's houses and businesses, and they just shrug, say "well, what can you do?", and rebuild right there to do it all over again. WHY?! JUST GO ANYWHERE ELSE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, STOP LIVING IN THE EXACT PLACE TORNADOES LIVE.
aflarge
If there was a political party that was capable of controlling the weather, I'd say they have us by the balls, we HAVE to elect them.
bippityboppitybuttsex
The really dumb part of this is that the US signed, and ratified, the Weather Control Treaty and pledged to never control the weather for hostile purposes.
So, it can't be us (TBH, most of the planet ratified it, except France, cuz, well, you know)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Environmental_Modification_Convention
sadurdaynight
She's following their game plan. Find people that are struggling, and point to something to give them an enemy. "Hey, you folks that suffered the hurricane, the Dems did it! Vote Trump!"
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Nexus297
I knew someone would post this 👍
hodaddelvecchio
Nuts
NoelleFrost
We can control the weather, but only attack the same general area over and over again, ignoring all the other republican controlled areas of the US. Makes perfect sense!
hellospacemonkey
I'll add it to the list: Democrats have brainwashing technology and forced the 2017 Las Vegas shooter to kill 50+ people to bring gun control votes to Congress, drug cartels are putting in Fentanyl to your children's Halloween candy, etc. Do you really want Majorie Taylor Green to decide your healthcare plan?
Cavalrysword
I cannot understand how people keep voting for these whack jobs.
subrosaflorens
They like the bigotry.
DisgruntledFerret
Since Nixon's fall from grace, the GOP has spent half a century meticulously growing a voting base that will never, ever turn on them.
bippityboppitybuttsex
She is the pick of the litter in her district.
Kallas267
*shitter. She was picked out of the shitter, I believe that's what you meant to say.
xj4low
They like her chaos. She brings in a lot of money for her party being the focus of crazy while the rest of the right can quietly plan.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
The occult and outlandish has a strong allure for many minds. Combine that with a well defined Big Bad to blame for everything, typically an outsider, and you've got a hit.
How do you think that The X-Files got so big?
johnxbear
They are bigger whack jobs
woozle
she's an ugly stupid person
CheeseB0t
I can't wait for something terrible to happen to her
laton
Stupid ugly! Stugly!
Youcantsaychickswithdicksanymore
And dumb
Tumescentpie
She eats human babies with jd Vance. Don't fact check. They hate fact checks
CaptainDiddleFartingAround
I Up dooted at 69, realized it was 70 then took it back.
BranDohCalrissian
And ugly
McJersey
With a butch body!
PosthumousExile
What's wrong with being butch.
McJersey
QueefMalone
And stupid
fastjeff
Don’t forget ugly.
ElChupaNuggra
Here you go. :P
Nexus297
Thank you
fuzzysnuggleduck
The only thing dumber than her comment are the people who will vote for her again
famousfornow
Is she referring to Mother Nature as “they”? How progressive of her.
bippityboppitybuttsex
If we could control the weather, why does she think we would let her live?
KleptoKea
Her persisting presence in American politics, much like Trump's, is a symptom, and tells the world a lot about the American People.
MerriMod
When climate change disasters happen, OBVIOUSLY the only explanation is "THEY" are weaponizing the weather against... nobody in particular? Who are "they"? How do they do it? Why haven't they done anything more important with this god-like power? Why do we invest in jets and missiles if we can aim hurricanes at our enemies? If it's the government, why didn't Repubs control the weather when Trump was in office? If it's the Jews, why haven't they obliterated anti-Semites like MTG with lightning?
ArdentSlacker
She knows she's lying, dude. Like... maybe don't take a fuckin' MAGA at her word? It's just an excuse to blame someone for a problem instead of doing anything to fix it. An excuse to use violence is literally all MAGAs care about. It's better if it's *not* true because they wouldn't want to go up against X-men's Storm.
honeytwat
What are you gonna do about it, contact the Better Business Bureau?
honeytwat
Because murder is unethical.
pleaseacknowledgethecat
Your response needs be broadcasted to the whole nation. Its perfect
ALLCAPSROCK
its best to keep the crazies alive and distracting everyone whilst you carry on with the fuckery.
MRnBW
No, no, not "we"..."THEY", the single most frightening word in the playbook.
bippityboppitybuttsex
She means 'Jews'
hotaru251
that as well as they'd never harm a D state. and 100% trump's place in FL would be hit every day.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
If one party can control the weather, they are clearly the party that should be in the office. That just shows how much more powerful they are than Republicans.
DoctorNinjah
If You try to apply logic to what these kind of people say You have all ready lost.
doobiedoobop
She knows weather can't be controled like, and she knows her followers are dumb enough to believe it csn be.
ActionJohnnie
Not we, “they”.
bippityboppitybuttsex
You can just translate 'them', 'they', 'George Soros', 'Global Elites', 'Bolsheviks', 'Cultural Marxists', 'New Yorkers'... all of it, as just 'Jews'.
She means Jews.
Zixtank
She doesn't think that. She wants others to believe it.
MadMontyMN
Right? How was Mar-a-Lago, the Kremlin, the WBC, etc not the target?
bippityboppitybuttsex
It doesn't make no sense...
normalperson123
Humans can and do control the weather to a small degree. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dubai-rain-cloud-seeding-heat-weather/ The idea that some nefarious scientists are generating hurricanes to target specific republican-leaning counties is currently science-fiction.
periwinklepanda
Ok, that's pretty cool. Obviously still way too small to cause a hurricane, but beneficial for areas experiencing drought conditions.
spittleteets
So it's a half, probably a quarter truth. One looney with half a brain found out ab cloud seeding and how the U.S. used it in Vietnam. Conspiracists assume it to be a gov't secret, despit having been on the cover of magazines in the 1950s, used by farmers in Texas and was referenced in Forrest Gump! Regardless, "They" (whoever) can't control the weather, all they can do is condense water vapor by spraying silver iodide or dry ice into the air.
MrKirkwood
And why wouldn’t we have taken out Mar-a-Lago?
Delathi
It’s just another admission that there is yet something else that the Republicans are so stupid that they haven’t figured out how to do it yet.
bitemark
Right? Only 200 dead... Why not make it more intense or last longer, or send more, if their goal was to kill people? I mean if they had that kind of power and technology, there's a lot easier ways to kill people than the energy it would take to create a fuckin hurricane. Just like the "space laser" lie, my buddy could do the same job with a $20 can of gas. But no, "they" spent billions on a satellite to start fires 🤔
leodavinci1
Yep. We can control the weather... but we can't control her mouth. Makes sense.
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
vanishinggirl
It’s the same logic of “they rigged the 2020 election and stole the presidency” while she got into office- if it was really rigged, we wouldn’t have had to put up with your blathering nonsense ‘cuz we certainly would’ve manipulated the results in your opponent’s favor!!
bippityboppitybuttsex
A reminder that she was first elected in 2020 and she didn't say bork about her own win (BTW, in that election, that was fixed, she won by 50 points (74.7 to 25.3)...
A reminder that she believes all school shootings are fake and that the dead kids were mannequins
spittleteets
Nah, she doesn't realize that cloud seeding is a well known concept and the U.S. using it in Vietnam isn't a secret. Regardless, seeding isn't even really controlling the weather
SecretAgentSuperBooger
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
I would make it Leap Year every year to get one more day of rain on her stupid head.
tidepool
Why rain? A targeted continuous slender tornado over where ever she is would do plenty.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Yup... she envisions an all powerful 'they' and then is curiously not a smear on the ground she stands on... if they were all powerful (and by 'they' she means 'Jews'), we would squish her like a bug.
Findrek
Imagine being so dumb that despite being a representative in congress for one of the most powerful governing bodies in the world, that the all powerful "them" could still be anyone but you.
bippityboppitybuttsex
The US House is a schmashmortion of legislative bodies, it is one of the least productive institutions in the world... I think our budget is on a continuing resolution from like 2010.
I just checked, the last time the US Congress passed a budget before the fiscal year began was 1996:
https://www.budget.senate.gov/imo/media/doc/FINAL.SBC.BPR.Leg.SUMMARY.pdf
bippityboppitybuttsex
"Congress has completed appropriations before the start of the fiscal year only 4 times in the past 40 years. The last time Congress completed all bills on time was 20 years ago, in 1996. Instead of a
functioning appropriations process, Congress has resorted to massive omnibus appropriations bills and continuing resolutions that carry over spending from the previous year. The federal government
spent half of the last 40 years operating under 175 different short-term funding bills."
darthstormer
"MTG tragically struck by 7,811 individual bolts of lightning today. The unprecedented event took nine and a half hours"
spacecasethebassface
Can they all happen at once?
ViscousCousCous
I'd pay to watch that
putcleverusernamehere
I've actually imagined several dozen lightning bolts simultaneously hitting the top shittiest Republikkans in broad daylight. It'd be a twofer, they're gone in a puff of smoke, and the Christofascists have to deal with why their god decided he/she had finally had enough
LespritDeLescalier22
Oh darn. Anyway
bippityboppitybuttsex
I think we should build it... I am sure the UN would give us an exception to the treaty.
Gryphonosiris
I'd have a thunderstorm hover over here head all day long, and randomly drop golfball sized hail stones on her.
Islandvoid
enderite
C… can we figure out how to do that? Cause that’d be awesome…
Evillairforrent
*stares at nearby lightning pole and nuclear power station*
I'm sure an electrician could rig something up....
AggressivelyPassive
AsianLeprechaun
"Took" implies that the lightning would ever stop.
Aeonika
LeftRightThere
buttchugz
Thats just the first hour
Caelumbro
I was gonna say that is a small fraction of the number of people who would do this lol
DukeDarkwood
Technical and physical limitations. A lightning strike takes a finite amount of time to occur - very short, but NOT instantaneous. And you can't run two lightning bolts in the same exact space; there are only so many particles to charge up; the second bolt wouldn't have any to use. (Besides, reporters wouldn't even notice if it WERE possible; they'd only see it as one.)
And we are NOT breaking a hole into space and time just to punish MTG. Last time we broke space/time, we got Trump.
rcgom
i'm imagining regularly timed lightning bolts hitting first her, then her corpse over & over, then her grave over & over, lol
MatrimBloodyCauthon
I'm thinking the thunder plains in FFX.
enderite
Careful, that brought Jason Vorhees back from the dead.
Don’t want to refuck reality by bringing back something that is bent on evil.
SoupCanMan
They are the same picture . Png
vegivamp
If she gets back up after 7800 individual full force lightning strikes... Well, I'm sure we can find a couple more.
algavinn
If I could suddenly have wishes come true, I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs. Regularly spaced signs. With enormous amounts of electricity. In particular places.
Warune
This. If I had god like powers I wouldn't announce myself. Wouldn't want that kind of attention
algavinn
It'd be like L but I'd be a wee bit more careful.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Carl99
Ok what is this from and why is it happening.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Final Fantasy 10 has a section where thunder will hit you but you can dodge it if you time it properly, and you need to do it 200 times for a character's final weapon
Dogman1227
Respect for all who did the 200 lightning dodges
MatrimBloodyCauthon
I did it twice. Original PS3, remaster. But wouldn't even consider it if it wasn't for the glitch place where you can make the lightning strike by walking there.