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Damn!
Mar 1, 2020 7:12 AM
OhMyYoureSexxy
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Damn!
AxellTheDragon
#6 @mistersavage
alphacarotene
Imagine working at the AYDS factory in the 80s thinking your job is secure since the product has been around since the 1930s.
HorizontalToast
#13 All ya gotta do is go into your computer’s settings and switch over to a Japanese locale and restart. Easy stuff. Or so I’ve been told
edwardfog
You also need to have the language pack and an up to date directx. Or so the legends say.
loth1c
#1 curated advertising? so bad
CoeusDarksoul
#6 Can't help but think that you'd absolutely love this @mistersavage - Time to call up the Magnificent Walrus & voice some D&D characters!
MissMellowz
I'm cheating on my fiance.. He has no idea I hide Monopoly money in my pockets
totaleclipseofdescartes
BuickRiviera
There was a colored man in my kitchen Michael!
bilborrax
#2 you should watch the actual commercial for Aydes, its so much better.. "lose weight fast with aydes" etc
NinjaDoughnut
Risemongler
Szavor
No cat tax? Sorry op.
Ihave2muchfun
#4 thats not how magic works you pleb!
PouncyKarmaKitty
Every time I see #1 I think it looks like a females handwriting and then think even lesbian marriages have this crap.
angryscreechingnoise
batman is a depressed furry who lives in his dead parents' basement.
opdeliversifrequested
OhMyYoureSexxy
Is he ☝️your husband?
OhMyYoureSexxy
@Alphacarotene I mean
dasoffendor
the lake superior thing is made up
fuckthisishard
Well 12000 years ago there was a sheet of ice 2 or 3 miles thick there so that's as tall as a mountain at least.
dasoffendor
but so was most of the north american continent. it wasnt like there was only a glacier over lake superior
jery007
You mean butterflies don't carry their ancestors memories throughout time
Skawomplious
No actually they kinda do. Just that particular story is bullshit.
jery007
Hahaha!
IGiveBananaStickersForGoodComments
The last one apparently the kid is 1 yard old
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Came here to comment just that.
Okebel
#12 There really is a movie called blue. It's a blue screen the entire time with different narrators https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106438/
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
I did not know that at all. Many thanks for mentioning it.
derekjohn
By (the late) Derek Jarman. A truly original and utterly unique film maker. You think you're going to bored witless by his films, but no.
Havacado
Being drunk doesn't make people insane. If your boyfriend doesn't recognize you he's either lying or on heavy ass drugs.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
He might have a particular sensitivity to alcohol and/or a drinking problem. I've seen ppl forget more than faces when really drunk.
Havacado
Well call me old fashioned but I would avoid alcohol if that were the case.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Hi, old fashioned, I'm Dad. And I would avoid it too.
neoelder
#1 Won't installing WhatsApp on PC show it all just the same?
chewbaccamegatron
For the love of God, someone please tech me how to hold a baby
derekjohn
All I can say is never hold them above your head for more than a microsecond, baby puke from height is unpleasant.
investigatethreeeleven
For the rock one, my ritual when hiking is to pick up a rock and put it in a friends backpack and see how many I can get before they notice
alexburgers
The rocks are coming home with me. I have rocks from all over the world. If the astronauts can bring home moon rocks, so can I.
OrkenMork
#11 I thought that's what those soft spots are in the head....to carry them like a bowling ball.
Grif2005
u can throw em like one tho. i mean if u roll them on their sides u can get strikes out the ass
Cilvaa
RalphtheMagnif
Did you as a kid ever take black olives and put them on every fingertip?
Mentok
Mine do that with raspberries
FireflyArc
I cant articulate the horrified shiver that went down my spine at your sentence.
ProxyPlayerHD
no it's a reset button
Voydom
#2 In Archer TV show for the first 5 seasons the name of the company where most characters worked was called ISIS. They changed it in 6th.
BuickRiviera
I mean most people would prob think it was a joke. It’s kinda the exact thing that would happen on that show. Lana: Mallory how could you...
BuickRiviera
...NOT know ISIS is a terror state? Mallory: What I’m supposed to know what every gang of angry brown men is calling themselves these days?
Pachanguero
The butterfly is cool but the Asian Goose is cooler. They are the highest flying birds in the world, crossing the himalayas at up to 6400
JustAnotherLonelyDude
The butterfly thing isn't true. https://ohnofixit.tumblr.com/post/124360259846/reptileah-pentapoda-bethanyactually
Pachanguero
Good to know! But at least I am as real as a seal 8)
Pachanguero
metres high (21,000 feet in freedom units). They do this because they learn the migration route from their parents, and have done so ever
Pachanguero
since the himalayas were just hills. Whole specie evolved to withstand extreme altitudes just because they never went exploring new routes.
Pachanguero
Also are quite bulky birds, meaning that they cannot use air currents to glide but instead use their own muscle power.
Pachanguero
Sorry, it is called the bar-headed goose! Too lazy to fix this now!
Skawomplious
I kinda do that rock one, but the place I put it down is in my wife's backpack.
slintbob
#1 brings back flashbacks of my ex waking me up(after snooping my phone) yelling because a female coworker asked if I could switch shifts.
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DavosSeaworthTheOnionKnight
"Ex"
NitherNor
Congrats on the shift switch!
Jimthebutler
Yeah, I dont tr all to people, and therefore have no significant other, but if I did, it would not be someone who cannot respect privacy
Warune
My gf spent 5 hrs going through my phone and broke up with me because I told my coworker I thought my boss was attractive.
BEWBS96
I'd consider that divine intervention, you didn't want that, trust me :/
Warune
*ex-gf*
Redisia
but #1... using Euro's and writing an English note? No english speaking country uses the Euro ??
BEWBS96
Have you ever travelled across Europe? Soooo many English speakers who've relocated and there's a lot of English speaking places in cities
sulfuratus
Ireland
BigOrkWaaagh
Fuck the Republic of Ireland I guess.
Redisia
Your right, i did an oopsy I thought they where not in on the €. ? For some reason i thought they also stuck with the Irish pound.
PlatypusPowersActivate
Don’t you lie to me! I know what “switch shifts” means Gregory!!!
Robotalot
As a Gregory whose ex wife used to do this shit i got the most sudden of chills Dx
IWishIWasBlank
My ex wife.
PaulNewmansGhost
She was also in a relationship and wants to "switch shafts."
SpoonOfDoom
They were working in a watch factory and she wanted to "switch Swatch shifts"
Richter12x2
They make them dress only in ladies underwear to prevent theft. So they switch Swatch shifts in shifts.
Richter12x2
They both work on elevators, so they needed to switch Swatch shifts in lift shafts
Richter12x2
While wearing false shoes to look taller, so they switch Swatch shifts in lifts in lift shafts
Clocke138
Let me cheat on my wife here's a bribe.
SomethingVegan
Whatsapp is a hentai sharing service. Trust me, I know.
SomethingVegan
I'm vegan.
janlevinson
Take the money and still fix it
becauseurwrong
I'm ignorant but i thought the point of WhatsApp is it deletes messages after sending/reading? Or am i confusing with other privacy apps?
FartosaurusRex
Are you thinking of Snapchat?
ihateimgurffs
Maybe they are planning a big birthday party and 50$ is a small price to pay to keep it a secret.
CvanDam
cthedon
That be Euro
Lucky246
What a terrible person
allycat87
To be perfectly honest, it looks like a female’s handwriting.
TrueNorthernLights
CursingAtTheCompiler
"Tell /her/ you cant fix it". Unless they're gay, the person who wrote the note is mostdeffinitely a guy. But it doesn't fucking matter
CursingAtTheCompiler
Guy or gal, still a shitty person.
Listeningtokpop
How’s that make it any different? Still garbage person.
Hebbelille
It does take a lot of work to get into a phone without breaking the glass. You would need proper prying tools and so on.
NeverConfusedForNaught
You can literally watch a video of how it's done and she gave it to get fixed, so she probably wouldn't bother with SAFe prying tool
OldMillenial
female people are also people
theyhaveapepperbar
No way that’s a dude’s handwriting
ProfessorAssBlast2020
Ok 1st dont cheat just leave, but first of all never marry a crazy psychotic bitch, those should stay single and never breed
nellietta
It's great when the man is the cheater and still somehow you make the wife be the bad guy.
Terrasque13
She doesn't have to be a psycho bitch to not meet his needs, but then clearly he's not adept at communicating, either.
ChromaticAberrations
Went to upvote for the “don’t cheat just leave” but then you continued your thought and earned a downvote.
Blrp0
Okay but her suspicions were true. We have no reason to assume she's a psychotic bitch. Maybe she just saw the signs.
MombabotSkill00
Doesn't matter. If you force your partner to show you their private conversations, neither partner should want to continue the relationship.
Blrp0
So she should have just let him keep cheating? Or leave him instead of trying to find out whether he's guilty?
CursingAtTheCompiler
The latter. I couldn't live in a relationship that doesn't have either full transparency or full privacy (to a certain extent).
astrangehop
Life is demanding without understanding
RedBeardedTrucker
#1 I'd have kept the $50 and fixed it.
rd77Runner
web.whatsapp.com yup... it's there :)
KTDD
Sure, if your phone is working.
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Well, that's stupid. For Telegram's desktop client I only needed my phone once during setup.
SpikeWolfwood
Eh... I care if it affects my relationship directly. Otherwise, I dont see it as any of my business what other people are doing.
somethingawesomeandgreat
Whatsapp messages can be seen in desktop client too
KTDD
Only if your phone is working. The desktop client is only a gateway for your phone app.
AlexSomething
Or... you text the wife (whose number you get from the phone) and asks her €50 for the whatsapp messages like a proper businessman
snone31350
azuureth
Problem is, as soon as you get new phone and install whatsapp, you can restore the backup from the cloud.
KTDD
I'd wager that somebody who cheats doesn't use cloud backup.
graehall
Right? Gaslighting your spouse is a maximum dbag move.
Dyslexicbirch
I dont understand this whole cheating culture thing why does no one care any more
ShiningForceMax
I think it's just a "vocal minority" thing; by and large, most people probably don't want to hurt someone they're close to.
Darkwell
People do care. A lot. But cheaters are on every platform, and they support other cheaters, so the optics can be weird.
Derpercaust
Death before Divorce! *Terms and conditions apply
PorneliusHubertII
Think the same about of people care it's just the ones who dont can post to the world now.
DigiT00l
Because jealous people suck just as much, build relations on.trust and conversation
TallDude
Imgur leans certain ways. Gal is cheating, death to her. Guy alludes to cheating but girl is looking at his messages? She is bad.
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bekind2joeblake
Also women have rights now. What the hell could they do about it back then?
NeverConfusedForNaught
Sometimes it's about innocent weird complica things you don't want to explain in case you're just not believed by SO and it ruins your month
butterflybuttler221
Thats either a toxic relationship or you're doing something too shady to be able to explain away. Either way y'all gotta get help or get out
NeverConfusedForNaught
Anything that can be misinterpreted will be misinterpreted. It's a world of confusion and paranoia
NeverConfusedForNaught
I won't refrain from normal things that may appear bad to someone who is ever only hear a piece of it. I am free.
storebrandproductmascot
I think it's more frowned upon than it used to be. There was a lot more "look the other way" in the old days.
bekind2joeblake
Women have rights now. Imagine you have no education and no rights. You literally can’t leave
SatoriEnlightenment
Evidence?
TruNemesis
Bill Clinton
makeiteasykeepitsleazy
My grandfather had a house for his mistresses across the river. It was apparently open knowledge in the town. No way grandmother didn’t know
makeiteasykeepitsleazy
Granted this is just an anecdote but I remember finding this out and being like WTF!? And my mom saying “they were catholic, you didn’t
chetnixandflill
Odd coincidence to have a black pen...as if it was staged. Obviously real though. Why would anyone lie about this?
ToriJoanne
Yeah black pens are super uncommon
chetnixandflill
on a station to fix phones? Yeah, they would be.
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
It also looks like a girl wrote it, but maybe I'm just being stereotypical
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DriskOra94
Ireland?
Nbitc
Ireland would like to talk to you.
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gtsr
Also, Monaghan sounds like an Irish name.
doesntmatter
The note is in English. No English speaking country uses Euro. The writer gets basic grammar wrong. Almost as if English is not their first
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language.
gtsr
Ireland and Malta
LupusIgnis
Monaghan is in Ireland. Ireland uses Euro.
doesntmatter
Ah well fuck. I forgot that the Irish don't use their own language. And here i went and plastered that theory all over the place too.
SillyGoat
That butterfly thing is cool
venomlash
It's complete bullshit though. Never was a mountain range over the Great Lakes in Phanerozoic time, and monarchs can fly over mountains too.
RalphtheMagnif
Is it true though? One wonders
grovberg
I listened to a couple podcasts on mass migrations and it’s all still pretty mysterious even if that particular fact isn’t 100% accurate.
grovberg
Here’s one of them. https://castro.fm/episode/HgkaZJ
grovberg
To be clear, I’ve no idea if it’s true or not, but the replies are arguing about it.
JustAnotherLonelyDude
Too bad it's not even remotely true. https://ohnofixit.tumblr.com/post/124360259846/reptileah-pentapoda-bethanyactually
SillyGoat
Aw, phooey
AxellTheDragon
I think I found my new favorite web page. Gasp! Someone is lying on the Internet? This can't be!
SaintCody
Gotta admit, the wording on the debunking sounds fishy. "Mountains haven't been built there, its the middle of the continent"....
venomlash
It's true. You get orogenesis (mountain building) along the edges where continents collide to form fold-and-thrust belts.
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
Yeah but theoretically two plates could collide and what is in the middle of one large continent is actually two continental crusts
deepthinkerIthink
Or volcanoes.
SaintCody
What about all the mountains not on the edges of continents?
venomlash
Notice how there ain't many? And then there's things like the Himalayas, which are in the suture zone where continents collided.