Sep 24, 2020 12:32 AM
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duckgrad06
“Moose bitch, get out the way” ~ Ludacris probably
MichaelHatch
....A møøse bit my sister once......
inxed
That's a big boy
skhenry1101
That's a big deer...
TestyZesticles
I'm feeling up a little Canadian while watching this.
Wait..
redletterservices
He’s looking for squirrel.
Raileks
FavaBeansAndChianti
My nightmare is driving at night on the dark highway and one of these walking onto the road. Dark brown blending with black. Fun.
Waistedspace
You sure the little Canadian wants to be felt?
EternalPimp
LOL
MJL88
Son of a bitch, I came here to make this comment.
IFavoriteThingsWithIntentionsOfReadingLaterButItNeverWorks
H3ml0ck1968
I know that ~my~ little Canadian likes to be felt.....
FuriousBakedPotato
That's just what he calls his dick
dj5897
Tastes like maple syrup too...so I’ve heard!!!
birdychow
Sometimes I enjoy it.
savageandlazy
DoctorDerpper
*Polites in Canadian*
Minskauig
Why did it end? I want moar!!!
skot7777777
That looks like Elmore road, between Dowling and Tudor
FocacciaIsLife
Majestic!
VillainVillain
Just get out and shoo it away, it will listen
mharvey1tapioca
Northern Exposure, theme song needed
bodychecks84
I've seen them in the northwest. Montana is a good place for them to be around, but I don't think there's enough city for a scene like this.
airbreather
A friend of mine's car hit a moose at 100 km/h but he was unhurt because he was in full hockey pads. Most Canadian thing I'd ever heard.
ImmortalChild
My aunt had a moose stuck in her pool in Haliburton, Ontario years ago.
validpointshere
NICE RACK !
SomeGiantIdiot
tellyourcatilovethem
A møøse once bit my sister...
Deffentlynotagnome
Isnt this Eagle River in Alaska?
Fatboy333
Most of us Canadians would do our best to avoid that beast...Moose are huge.
myotherrideisyermom
License and registration please
cloutrotteur
Canadian here. Moose are fucking huge. Like... fucking huge.
kitchdoh
Except those look like Alaskan plates...?
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Kopar
I mean, it's sort of implied that it was Canada by... you know.. the title.
Uh. I would think it would be obvious by the title that OP is not Canadian but is implying this is Canada by their reaction to a simulated
2/ experience of an imgur stereotype of Canadian life. OP is mistaken and the title is stupid, but it absolutely implies Canada, even if hes
GlobularCloyster
Kaiju
Tyanet
I was once an hour late to work because a moose wouldn’t get out of my driveway. Alaska is a fun place.
TechnicolorCheeseWedge
My friends have a mom that likes to use their yard as a babysitting pen. They've had a few encounters like this
BQZip
Been there...literally...
Like....his driveway? Spicy
Like, this highway...that spot
Gianttesticlemonster
I'm not moving. I'm THE Moose.
LoadedBakedPotatoes
So what can you do to make it move? Toss a bag of carrots 50 feet from your car?
muffin812
As a Canadian I have been ate to work 2 times because of a moose. They are right dicks, gave no shits about my time.
gmfunkd
Ditto in Maine. I've had to stop on the main highway 95 for a lazy big bull. Fun to look at until they decide you are to close, then GTFO!
ChocolateCookieAndFudge
I've never seen a moose. What happens if you try to shoo them away? Would it charge you?
Very possibly, but mostly they just ignore you and won’t move at all.
baronnapalm
Really depends. Maybe? Its entirely up to the moose. You have no say in the matter.
CakeShapedPie
They weigh over 1k lbs, have antlers wider than your arm span and are ~7 ft at the shoulder. They give no fucks.
astronomygeek7
How did your boss take it I wonder?
They didn’t care because it’d happened to them too lol
kmikl
Moose remember that kind of shit, and they NEVER forgive it.
Seriously. Such hateful creatures.
JunkCollector1234
Yeah, moose beats car every time.
TheChiefestMoose
Can confirm
Whyareyouactuallyreadingallofthis
Unless it's a saab. Then both lose.
I learned early on why a lot of people have Saabs in Maine. Most sedans I have seen get totally destroyed by them when they hit.
lucindamarie18
MA!!! there's a fuckin moose !!!!..MA!!! call the ASPCA
In Maine a lot of people buy Saabs because they are designed to be the safest. Moose go up and over the top of the roof if hit by a Saab.
TheSkullAndy
old "landbarge" Mercedes work too, dad survived his one and only moose accident because the bonnet was longer than the Mose was tall
My gram had an 89 Chevy Caprice, that sucker took a good hit. They just had to replace the hood and windshield. Big ol steel boat :)
MonkeyHittingPianoDramatically
Saabs from the moose country
HogwartsAlumnus
Do the moose usually die?
LlamaFan
Depends on speed etc. Problem is vehicles tend to hit them at leg height throwing their massive bodies into the windshield/roof area.
Vegonbrei
Depends how hard they are hit. The accident may not kill them but outright but injuries leave them vulnerable enough they don't last long.
shakedownblues
This. And that's assuming they don't end up as part of the car after the collision, which also happens
One moment you're driving, minding your own business, the next moment you're passenger is a moose and the front of the car is gone.
Yep, whichever is biggest wins with moose usually. My family has had one vehicle win that challenge:
thewiggins
saw one a little while ago with the corner bent enough to take out the lights. moose go splat
KarateCanine
Only because of the bar on the front.
Absolutely. Hit at 70kph. Without the bull bar would have been a write off. With it? Had to go to the wash bay.
Radioactiv369
Hit a deer doing 60mph trying to avoid it because no push bar. Took out bumper and made my truck want to turn right.
duckgrad06
“Moose bitch, get out the way” ~ Ludacris probably
MichaelHatch
....A møøse bit my sister once......
inxed
That's a big boy
skhenry1101
That's a big deer...
TestyZesticles
I'm feeling up a little Canadian while watching this.
TestyZesticles
Wait..
redletterservices
He’s looking for squirrel.
Raileks
FavaBeansAndChianti
My nightmare is driving at night on the dark highway and one of these walking onto the road. Dark brown blending with black. Fun.
Waistedspace
You sure the little Canadian wants to be felt?
EternalPimp
LOL
MJL88
Son of a bitch, I came here to make this comment.
IFavoriteThingsWithIntentionsOfReadingLaterButItNeverWorks
H3ml0ck1968
I know that ~my~ little Canadian likes to be felt.....
FuriousBakedPotato
That's just what he calls his dick
dj5897
Tastes like maple syrup too...so I’ve heard!!!
birdychow
Sometimes I enjoy it.
savageandlazy
DoctorDerpper
*Polites in Canadian*
Minskauig
Why did it end? I want moar!!!
skot7777777
That looks like Elmore road, between Dowling and Tudor
FocacciaIsLife
Majestic!
VillainVillain
Just get out and shoo it away, it will listen
mharvey1tapioca
Northern Exposure, theme song needed
bodychecks84
I've seen them in the northwest. Montana is a good place for them to be around, but I don't think there's enough city for a scene like this.
airbreather
A friend of mine's car hit a moose at 100 km/h but he was unhurt because he was in full hockey pads. Most Canadian thing I'd ever heard.
ImmortalChild
My aunt had a moose stuck in her pool in Haliburton, Ontario years ago.
validpointshere
NICE RACK !
SomeGiantIdiot
tellyourcatilovethem
A møøse once bit my sister...
Deffentlynotagnome
Isnt this Eagle River in Alaska?
Fatboy333
Most of us Canadians would do our best to avoid that beast...Moose are huge.
myotherrideisyermom
License and registration please
cloutrotteur
Canadian here. Moose are fucking huge. Like... fucking huge.
kitchdoh
Except those look like Alaskan plates...?
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Kopar
I mean, it's sort of implied that it was Canada by... you know.. the title.
[deleted]
[deleted]
Kopar
Uh. I would think it would be obvious by the title that OP is not Canadian but is implying this is Canada by their reaction to a simulated
Kopar
2/ experience of an imgur stereotype of Canadian life. OP is mistaken and the title is stupid, but it absolutely implies Canada, even if hes
GlobularCloyster
Kaiju
Tyanet
I was once an hour late to work because a moose wouldn’t get out of my driveway. Alaska is a fun place.
TechnicolorCheeseWedge
My friends have a mom that likes to use their yard as a babysitting pen. They've had a few encounters like this
BQZip
Been there...literally...
VillainVillain
Like....his driveway? Spicy
BQZip
Like, this highway...that spot
Gianttesticlemonster
I'm not moving. I'm THE Moose.
LoadedBakedPotatoes
So what can you do to make it move? Toss a bag of carrots 50 feet from your car?
muffin812
As a Canadian I have been ate to work 2 times because of a moose. They are right dicks, gave no shits about my time.
gmfunkd
Ditto in Maine. I've had to stop on the main highway 95 for a lazy big bull. Fun to look at until they decide you are to close, then GTFO!
ChocolateCookieAndFudge
I've never seen a moose. What happens if you try to shoo them away? Would it charge you?
Tyanet
Very possibly, but mostly they just ignore you and won’t move at all.
baronnapalm
Really depends. Maybe? Its entirely up to the moose. You have no say in the matter.
CakeShapedPie
They weigh over 1k lbs, have antlers wider than your arm span and are ~7 ft at the shoulder. They give no fucks.
astronomygeek7
How did your boss take it I wonder?
Tyanet
They didn’t care because it’d happened to them too lol
kmikl
Moose remember that kind of shit, and they NEVER forgive it.
Tyanet
Seriously. Such hateful creatures.
JunkCollector1234
Yeah, moose beats car every time.
TheChiefestMoose
Can confirm
Whyareyouactuallyreadingallofthis
Unless it's a saab. Then both lose.
gmfunkd
I learned early on why a lot of people have Saabs in Maine. Most sedans I have seen get totally destroyed by them when they hit.
lucindamarie18
MA!!! there's a fuckin moose !!!!..MA!!! call the ASPCA
gmfunkd
In Maine a lot of people buy Saabs because they are designed to be the safest. Moose go up and over the top of the roof if hit by a Saab.
TheSkullAndy
old "landbarge" Mercedes work too, dad survived his one and only moose accident because the bonnet was longer than the Mose was tall
gmfunkd
My gram had an 89 Chevy Caprice, that sucker took a good hit. They just had to replace the hood and windshield. Big ol steel boat :)
MonkeyHittingPianoDramatically
Saabs from the moose country
HogwartsAlumnus
Do the moose usually die?
LlamaFan
Depends on speed etc. Problem is vehicles tend to hit them at leg height throwing their massive bodies into the windshield/roof area.
Vegonbrei
Depends how hard they are hit. The accident may not kill them but outright but injuries leave them vulnerable enough they don't last long.
shakedownblues
This. And that's assuming they don't end up as part of the car after the collision, which also happens
shakedownblues
One moment you're driving, minding your own business, the next moment you're passenger is a moose and the front of the car is gone.
Vegonbrei
Yep, whichever is biggest wins with moose usually. My family has had one vehicle win that challenge:
thewiggins
saw one a little while ago with the corner bent enough to take out the lights. moose go splat
KarateCanine
Only because of the bar on the front.
Vegonbrei
Absolutely. Hit at 70kph. Without the bull bar would have been a write off. With it? Had to go to the wash bay.
Radioactiv369
Hit a deer doing 60mph trying to avoid it because no push bar. Took out bumper and made my truck want to turn right.