"I See Nothing! I Hear Nothing! I Know Nothing!"

Nov 5, 2025 8:53 AM

OceansRust

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Hogan’s Cheerios

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SCHULTZ!!!!

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Yeah I'm that old!

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shultz!! wow lol

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That show was before my time but I knew even from the thumbnail what this was about. Hilarious.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember it well. However, Sgt Schutz was harmless - if anything he was a slightly helpful - something definitely NOT TRUE with Speaker "no balls" Johnson

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remember when the incompetent Nazi was a fall guy in a comedy and not the literal US government?

9 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

It will be alright. As long as they don't find the radio and the tunnels.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The uniform suits him

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I think he's more of an SS kind of guy

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best TV Series ever made. I love Hogan's Heroes.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok sergeant Schultz!!

9 months ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 3

No clue why someone downvoted you. Schultz is literally the reference here

9 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

You have been bestowed with the Eternal Order of Memes Award. Plus you've won the Internet for the day.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They point blank asked him about Trump defending bribery by claiming he doesn’t know who he pardons on 60 Minutes while Republicans are trying to overturn Biden’s pardons by claiming he didn’t know who he was pardoning. Mike’s answer was he doesn’t know and he didn’t watch it. Which is always his answer. But they just told you what he said as part of their question.

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Old Skool is best skool :)

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Moron's Hero. Lyin' Mike Johnson.

Never forget that he was one of the Congressmen tasked to figure out a way for Trump to steal the 2020 election. He was on board with the fake elector scheme. He should've been indicted.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I keep thinking about the “Know Nothing” party, the American political party from the 1850s which had surprisingly similar views

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's insulting to John Banner. He played a character that was easy to manipulate. Mike Johnson is not pretending when he's manipulated.

9 months ago | Likes 175 Dislikes 0

yeah, currently the whole Repugnican Party is being manipulated by the actual forces that are trying to dismantle the America Democracy. they think they are just grabbing power for themselves but at the right moment, they'll be discarded as the real dictators take control.

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It is even an insult to the character Schulz.

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Both were Nazis.

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If i remember correctly, Schultz owned a toy factory and the nazi's appropriated it for the war effort.

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Only Schultz did that to keep out of trouble, trying to live a quiet as possible life during war. Not to push the Nazi's agenda, unlike...

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It is funny from the "I know nothing" perspective, but Johnson and Schultz almost couldn't be more different, yeah.

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This post wins the..... everything!

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All he needs is Pam Bondi's nose. Trey & Matt nailed that one!

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I can't even laugh anymore.

9 months ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 3

I can wheeze a little more.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's my super power.

9 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

That's your secret, cap? You're always laughing?

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did got a laugh out of this post. Thanks for drawing the comparison

9 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

SCHULTZ YOU IDIOT!!

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The scary part is that Col. Klink was far more intelligent and competent than Trump is.

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9 months ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 1

All seasons are now on Prime. My son is currently bingeing them.

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When we were kids we would go to our grandparents house to have dinner and watch Hogans heroes, Bonanza, Mutual of Omahas Wild Kingdom, Wonderful World of Disney. They were the first on the block to have a color TV.

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This is Johnson to a T

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"Most won't get the reference"
I get the reference and I've never even seen the show. It wasn't a niche show that's been forgotten to history.

9 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

I suspect the people making these claims have forgotten that one can find lots of cool things on the internet. For example, I was a year old when M*A*S*H ended, and yet I've seen most of the show due to internet reasons.

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