Tostitosaurus
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Feb 17, 2018 11:26 PM
Tostitosaurus
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Etherimos
he was just trying to alert you to the love of your life, walking past your house at that moment - he was thinking of your happiness man!
kittymoma9182000
YOU HAVE BROKEN THE TREATY BETWEEN OUR LINES
SoulofSilicon
You pushed him right into the warm spot, he had no desire to leave. Either that or sunshine's exiting his rear.
Foffer
The face of betrayal. You are gonna wake up with a poop on your head.
dumbinsults
Feed him. If you don't feed him now your life is forfeit.
TheAlmightyPangolin
And I the only one who thinks that it looks like he's pooping light?
IndyAndyJones
Downvoting for cat abuse. If you didn't want a cat to try playing with you at it's convenience, you should've have become a pet to a cat.
SillySeal
My cat uses her two paws to drag my hand to her tummy, head or neck. And by paws, I mean claws
dorkforlifeDFL
If "come hither" looks could kill.
redrubyslippers
I'm sorry, but are we just gonna ignore the fact that his name is *Cornelius*?
Bobfromboblandofbob
So it begins... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHccClTAdzc
NijorntheblackViking
Ok I legit thought that was a demon coming out of the closet and no one was noticing it but me
MudrubMaker
U pushed a cat ??? You ...you ... You monster
mikster180
Is you tried to give your mother a hug and she punched you in the mouth you would be confused to he gave you affection and said fuck off
GeorgieThumbs
Your cat is planning revenge. When you arent looking hes going to stick his anus in your food
stopbeingsensitive
Yukon Cornelius ?
itburnswhenupee
He’s mad because you named him Cornelius
dc808
That cat has murder in its eyes
evolutioninaction
Don't sleep...that cat is pissed..really, just don't sleep..
Casey89
https://imgur.com/Ajp672u are we ignoring this ?
TacticalEtching
Is that the corpse of Howard the Duck?
TheLastMarshmallow
I sure am. Is there a reason to pay attention to it?
HillOfBeans
No, now I will have nightmares, thankyouverymuch
SanityPup
Don't let your cats on your desks, folks.
Raileks
I keep a squirt bottle on the desk for this reason. When I'm walking back to my room I hear them jumping from top of the "forbidden space".
SanityPup
I never had to, just blow air in their faces and the wee fucks topple off instantly. Tho haven't had to do that in two years now.
AmbersLucky11
Did this to my cat once & I swear she held a grudge for months
TheBestRussian
Husband tripped over cat once because she was hiding in the shadow. Cat avoided him for MONTHS after that.
Beckdel
If I sit, my cat is immediately beside me laying down. If i try to move her she makes ungodly annoyed sounds until I give up or succeed
DarkZalgo
I'm gonna have to be that guy. Cats actually don't really hold grudges. You'd have to intentionally harm her a LOT for a grudge to happen.
AmbersLucky11
She's a rescue that had been through quite a few homes. I've never harmed her but I don't her past. She was offended, for sure
DarkZalgo
I'm gonna have to clarify apparently. I wasn't accusing you of harming your pet. I was just saying she probably didn't actually have
DarkZalgo
A grudge. Just your perception of one.
AmbersLucky11
I understood what you were saying so let me also clarify. She jumped on my bed daily for attention. One day I put her down because I had 1/2
thankgodfordeaddinosaurs
Just don't feed her for a day. She'll get over the grudge real quick.
ILiekToCookAndBake
Nah, she looks fat. Just cut the food out for a day then only give her 1/4 of what she gets normally
0TheFirehawk0
Pahaha! This is gold
littlefathen
It's easier for a cat to land on its feet from heights over 10 feet. Less than 10 ft and they have an increased chance for injuries.
hammersquirrel
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/Cat_fall_150x300_6fps.gif
JabberMoxie
Involves needing the time to rotate their spinal column and orient their body into a "landing" posture, if my memory serves.
Findingabetterway
Yeah, my kitten had me freaked out thinking he had some rapid onset neurological issue, turned out he fell 2 ft out of the cat tree and >
Findingabetterway
< sprained his back. But he regularly jump/purposely falls from the top (which is 7 ft tall) and lands on his feet without fail every time!!
Uzernaime
Those were my results too... on the other hand, I adopted a TON of cats from my local shelter!
bamblebimble
On the other you shoved them off small height to see when they stopped breaking ribs