theconfusedbuddhist
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Apr 2, 2016 10:59 AM
theconfusedbuddhist
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neonoptic
You know how something is really fucking amazing? When you read it and yell out loud while laughing, "FUCKING ZING". That detective one. +1
JackBeak
I can't decide if Batman has zero chill or all of the chill.
kmikl
Please, he as all of the chill... in Arkham. Chill shot Bat's parents afterall.
GhostWith100Butts
Palfred.
Itsaidthecharacterlimitforusernameswassixtythreesoithinkthisis
Alfred is a fucking SAVAGE.
Sonzarelli
WE NEED MORE!!!
TheCryingOnTheInsideKind
ALFRED PENNYWORTH UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER
NorwayFuckYeah
Alfred, the king of sass.
OuchMyOvaries
FragileReality
The butler we need
DontCallMeYourDaddyCauseICanFuckYouBetter
Hiring this guy was... worth every penny
basball6969
Alfred: Queen of Sass
SlutForLasagna
LoopStricken
This bat has the poo-brain.
ShowMeBunnies
I bet it's just an ice king in a poo brain bat suit.
BhataktiAtma
DaDisser
top kek
TheGillett
SAVAGE
AGROOVYASSASSIN
Alfred's a savage
ArchibaldFooster
I am suspicious of this.
DarthFutuza
batburned
mehimbored
REKT
raptorsoldier
Alfrekt
BhataktiAtma
Nice
ChocolateBirdie
Jeez Alfred, just CHILL.
sosublime
Haaha so effing dark
PeanuttyIH31316
My English accent needs some work.
applemnki
Alfred's sassy AF..
TheKevit07
Alfred: the TRUE genius behind the mask! I still remember when he kicked Supe's ass in the comics!
futuremonkey
I seem to recall seeing an Alfred back story one-off that depicted him being a Nazi-killing master spy during WWII. Did I imagine that?
LordNoodles
I need to know this
KingOfTheAnarchists
I can't wait to have a snotty teenager, so I can haughtily say "I diapered your bottom" as a retort
Mrbigmick
Sassy Alfred is my favorite Alfred
Illuminhotti
I know it's a stretch but think about " not a funny bone in his body " for a second while lookin at the pic
OopsImAPumpkin
I love sassy Alfred
NotEvenAlittleBit
More like Alfred Pennysass
pokebug666
Read that as Pennys Ass.
furioustomato
http://oi67.tinypic.com/10h65wl.jpg
howdoichangemydamnusername
He rolled a twenty
HouseUchihasBastard
One of the highlights for sure of Injustice. I've never hated Supes more or loved Alfred more.
ravensourcious
Oh god! This is officially my new favorite time of superman getting his ass kicked!
firebellys
Alfred as Fuck
Bezaid
Still waiting on Alfred DLC for Injustice.
sodacanking
why does someone post this every time? it was such a bad arc.
Silver
Only after year three did it start getting kinda bad
sodacanking
this scene in particular annoyed me. because, you can tell, it was just the writer saying to himself, "wouldn't this be cool?!"
Silver
Fair enough, but it was also their way of keeping bats alive so they can keep going with the whole plot.
tr1551
Lol you mean kinda like all superhero plots?
ItsMeMello7
Just read this comic yesterday. I'm on the fourth year now.
KillahQueen
Context?
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whosaidjehovah
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ragekritz
superman becomes a dictator in this timeline, also there is a pill that gives you powers almost on level with super man that he took.
FussyGamerTV
Source?
DasYeti
I believe injustice
Beater00
I believe in justice too!
Doctortroojan
Injustice year one part two.
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ShadowRH
It was the very end of year one
Silver
Well it certainly wasn't part two like they said
OverlyCynicalImgurian
It's only the one DC comic that gets posted here every day.
HelloToe
(Which is probably because most DC stuff is a snoozefest...)
OverlyCynicalImgurian
I wouldn't go that far, that time Booster Gold and Blue Beetle stole all of Martian Manhunters oreas was amazing.
Nottherealslimshadyjusthisbodydouble
Did Alfred just kick Supes butt?
thor0486
I don't care what timeline it is, or alternate universe, do NOT. FUCK. With Alfred. He's retired James Bond you know. Also a Gentleman.
DabOnEm
Checkout the Injustice storyline, best one I've read so far
TheGhostofElizabethShue
This is just the start. In a minute he'll kick him so hard he'll destroy his own shoe.
miados
yes. took a temporary power enhancer but the fact he did it without knowing how to control them when supes did is something
grammarfairy
But the pill didn't replicate all the abilities and heightened senses of Superman, just the strength, right?
SouperScott
And most of the endurance and durability, but not the other stuff.
DasYeti
Took a special pill that gave him kryptonian strength
IWishYouWouldDie
Bad ass
Garouleloup
OF COURSE
SouperScott
What do you mean "OF COURSE"? What the fucking shit did you fucking expect? Seriously, you expect an old man to hurt supes?
Beiki
TsunamiFear
comic?
fdisk
"Alright, as long as you are fine; what kind of tea is it?"
JoshVita
http://imgur.com/UIIxYWE
NegimaSensei
"So sorry to hear that, Alfred. Before you go to bed, make sure to have a little Dark Knight- I mean, Nightwing- I mean, nightcap."
Kopar
Hey! That's a giant dinosaur!
TheColossalTitan
And I thought Batman was the detective.
JustCallMeBean
What was this one from?
Beiki
I think it was two or three years ago when Darkseid and Batman killed each other, but it turned out to be a Batman clone later on.
SavagePatchKids
I love comic books just for the bullshit like this they pull, haha
JustCallMeBean
Oh. Thanks for the answer. :D
justacap
I want to see more Alfred. There was one of him beating up superman....
davidattenbruva
It's "Injustice: Gods Among Us". It's a really good series. Superman goes bat-shit insane and rules the world with an iron fist.
Rekkora
I love injustice, im just stacking until volume 5 is finished
davidattenbruva
Same here, I like seeing the darkside of characters that are meant to be a symbol of hope.
docendodiscimus
"You don't get to hurt my family anymore" broke my heart
eddiethirdbar
favorite line from that fight...well it wasnt much of a fight more like alfred beating superman senseless
BigNasty55
"There's nothing worth saving here" was fucking brutal
VulpineEmpress
http://oi67.tinypic.com/10h65wl.jpg?
FarkasMacTavish
Glad to see they put the headbutt in the right place.
DreadPierateRoberts
More context
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furioustomato
Superman broke Batman's back because Superman had lost his fucking mind after the Joker made him hallucinate and kill Lois. Alfred steps in.
HitlersWaffles
which is equal to : supermans an emotional cunt after THE JOKER, fooled him.
justacap
Precisely.
Pencillin
BTAS really was the best iteration
Gonz000
Agreed
WilliamHuskerAdama
I thought it was spelled BATS
WilliamHuskerAdama
I realize that was too subtle.
someguynamedted
Batman Animated, The Series
ausaur
I think it is Batman the animated series
avidatheist
Batman: The Animated Series. BTAS
Toomuchinternet33
For all it's problems, I really liked Jeremy Irons's Alfed in Batman v Superman.
Fuckstickismycat
I know you're not supposed to do this, but I was just excited picturing Scar as a butler.
LaGataNegra
My second favorite Alfred after BTAS!
TomTheDark
Michael Caine was better
didyougrabmyass
RepostsOnly
He was really good.
senyorfatgoat
True dat
MeanWinchester
I just got back from seeing it and honestly the only thing i think was wrong with it was all the unnecessary flash-back/flash-forward scenes
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MeanWinchester
hehe. Okay, yes, the only other issue i have is them not casting Grant Gustin as Flash
MayorChapstickUK
I loved the whole movie I don't understand the hate for it.
MurderousBadger
Had Superman's mom been named Jenny then literally everyone in that movie would've just died
TheColossalTitan
I'm a huge movie snub, and I thoroughly enjoyed it
RepostsOnly
dichotomy thing. Superman isn't supposed to be dark, he's a good guy. That's where the split should come from.
RiderofFamine
He wasn't either, though, is the real problem. He was just...there.
UncommonWhiteBread
Lex was like a psychotic insane man, like schizophrenic, thats not at all how he should have been
Dawnstempest
Batman never EVER kills. Superman isn't supposed to be so dark, Wonder Woman isn't supposed to be allowed to come and go off the island.
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Dawnstempest
Yeah, stupid ret-con she was never ever in World War I before this movie. Her first time appearing on the island was during the current time
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thor0486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1byycwl8qgc I think that evidence would disagree.
Sahelanthropus
I thought it was freaking fantastic.. My only problem was Jesse Eisenberg's performance..
Killeronice
Funny, I thought he made it. He's a different Lex than we know, but so was Heath Ledger' joker, and he went down as a legend.
Sahelanthropus
I know he's supposed to be Lex Jr, but I found him to be incredibly annoying. That seen with jolly rancher completely turned me off lol
Sahelanthropus
He just came off as this spastic weirdo, whereas Heath perfectly embodied the amount of insanity and chaos, the joker needed.
RepostsOnly
I had a few problems. The pacing was off, and it dragged. Wonder Woman should've been a secret. Superman was too dark, which ruins the (c)
DakotaWinslow
Pacing! Thank you! That movie could have been at least a half hour shorter with no loss.
RepostsOnly
Yep. The real shame of it is that I felt the first half hour or so was like REALLY good.