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Additional context for anyone not slogging daily through the cesspool that is American current affairs (I don't blame you): https://texassignal.com/senate-republicans-from-texas-block-veterans-bill/
Tweet sauce in case you want to watch the Zodiac Killer's video in the name of being fair and balanced.
https://twitter.com/jonstewart/status/1553207434386317312?t=MURQEOPDhi6jqA3P0buuUg&s=19
My sentiment is: fuck Ted Cruz.
stonebreaker6
An open letter to Mr Stewart: please, for the love of god, run for president. We need you.
jonbenwaa
You guys remember when Cruz elbowed his wife in the face on stage?
Fauxcused
He is making the same mistakes we always do. Trying to appeal to decency where there is none. We need to stop fighting with gloves on.
AjKaramba
Cruz fist-bumping fellow Republicans after blocking a bill to help veterans exposed to toxic burn pits.
neumatteo
Fucking scum
msdss
I'd vote for him. If we are going to vote a TV host to office, lets get a good one in there.
SithShodan
So goddamn sick of every piece of shit republican going "nuuu but my donor daddies"
malkavian3str
Why don't veterans just pull themselves up by their bootlaces?
HonestCommentFarmer
Boots melted in the burn pits and the rubber is now in their lungs.
Rainbowdaesh
I can't believe that Fox News would allow republicans to just spread lies about bills without any pushback. /s
DarkSock
I have a suggestion, if I may… Fuck Ted Cruz. Thank you.
jonbenwaa
You guys remember when Cruz ate that booger on stage during the debate?
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Republicans sure love to shout, "Pork!" When they don't know what part of the bill they oppose.
2dogsfing
Jon Stewart 2024
djangojazz
I just don't get how Republicans live with themselves. They are against vets, against minorities, against the poor. What are they for?
topscienceb
Money, personal power and the debauchery these things bring in a society they have created where some are above the law.
lovehandlesmessiah
Goddamn human hair-eating, Spinecki-cuckolded, arsonist, bogle glotcher…
Youhavinagiraffe
Why bother with veteran's healthcare since outlawing abortion would mean there's always a fresh supply of new soldiers /s
sabaticalbob
Anyone else read that and hear John’s voice?
delpharseven
This was nothing else but Republicans throwing a tantrum because Democrats reached a deal on unrelated legislation. It was cruelty purely 1/
delpharseven
because they wanted to deny Democrats another "win". https://youtu.be/boEJMyH2Nug 2/2
DrSchlepenstein
If Cruz could read he still wouldn't care. He is a spineless little orange taint sucking worm who needs to be removed from office.
Giantmutantcrab
Nothing is more evil, stupid, petty and destructive than a conservative.
dontrike
*Checks to see if Cruz is a lying sack of shit* Yep, he's a lying sack of shit.
hohohoooo
Cancun Cruz and his no brainers... just disgusting
doesntmatter
I'm a bit surprised to see True Detective season 1 Matthew McConaughey up there I'm not gonna lie
immortalbucket
Confederate beards.
RootMeanSqr
They are the same thing.
GRZMNKY
Klancun Cruz...
lovehandlesmessiah
SmokyDoggg
Durgon8tr
2016 President we should have had. Thanks DNC!
AllAnusMorissette
Davmoran
The man that should have been President
SmokyDoggg
What a shame events unfolded as they did.I do believe Bern is one of the few that does want to help the ppl
Thelrishlnquistion
DWolf
As if these clowns would accept Rafael as an equal once his usefulness has ended.
lovehandlesmessiah
I guarantee if Ru Paul created a militant drag queen army that donated millions to Cruz, he’d be there dressed to show. He has no bottom.
hodaddelvecchio
Jon Stewart, doin' the Lord's work
xlugiax
If your lord existed this stupid shit wouldn’t be happening; he’s doing the right thing that’s all
hodaddelvecchio
That's why Jon has to do it. The Lord is permanently out of the office.
DarnThisStuff
Well, someone's gotta since he won't do it himself.
Bonchoman
GOP are desperate to make the American people as miserable as possible under Biden, it's their only chance of winning an election >
RainCityRogue
Then why did they try to make people as miserable as possible under Trump?
Bonchoman
It's also what they do when they win
grandestgrandeur
Yep. For example, look at their great health plan they made to replace Obama’s… oh wait.
AndrewBuggy
Obama's plan was basically Mitt Romneys healthcare plan with a different name.
AndrewBuggy
It was made by the Heritage Foundation. A right-wing thinktank.
delpharseven
This is exactly it. They voted down PACT because Schumer and Manchin reached a deal on a big spending package that would make the lives 1/
delpharseven
of many Americans a bit better. That would be a win for Biden, and that made the GQP really angry. https://youtu.be/boEJMyH2Nug 2/2
Bonchoman
Yes. They need to make sure the people are really down un their luck, miserable, and desperate for change, (which GOP won't provide)
CaptainSkyhawk
The GQP is takin' huge dumps on the floor and smearing it around "WhY hAve dEmOcRatEs FailEd tO TakE cARe Of thE FeceS pRoBLem!"
Bonchoman
But should they win, their only interest would be to stay on power, they have no solutions for serving the people
MrJackedBroccoli
Its identical to an abusive relationship. Beat the shit out of them then comfort and take care of them.
RedWingedBlackbirds
Please everyone vote out all Rs - local, state, all elections - especially in the midterms. https://www.nass.org/can-I-vote
RockKickass
It worked under Obama when Mitch basically started this bs of stopping everything in the senate
Bhargo
it worked with Mitch starting out Obamas presidency by stating on camera he intends to be obstructionist just for the sake of obstructing.
Klpincoyo
They've been evil for decades, but I really saw a shift when they tanked the Clinton fiasco and got their asses handed to them.
Rainbowdaesh
Literally what republicans have done for my entire lifetime. I'm over 40 for fucks sake.
ProphetofEntropy
and people still slurp up their bullshit.
wiilyc22
So you remember trickle down when it was suppose to be amazing. Me too! Still waiting on that money to find me, lol
Bonchoman
*trickle up
Rainbowdaesh
I remember when it was a con. This is because it always was a con.
BetterDemosthenes
Well, it had some shred of truth to it but now, decades later, has been conclusively proven to have the opposite outcome than promised.
StarscreamAndHutch
We know why they shot it down. Jon should call them out on their childish politics and not just correct his lie.
ArsenalThePhoenix
why did they shoot it down?
plainoldfool
Yup... Fuck you, Ted
delpharseven
Oh he did. https://youtu.be/iUW3-dzmRZc
Athanar
He did in a separate video he made.
miscellannie
Is anyone going to point out that that is full name is Rafael and not Theodore?
DukeDarkwood
And the "Ted" comes from his middle name - Edward (still not Theodore).
nat300Lord
And why did the asshole run for President if he was born in Canada?
DukeDarkwood
His parents were American (father naturalized, mother from birth); he was therefore born with American citizenship. So he is eligible. This
DukeDarkwood
did not stop 45 from smearing Ted and implying he wasn't eligible, when picking off his competitors in early 2016. (However, if Ted was part
DukeDarkwood
of the previous birther nonsense, involving President Obama, then it definitely does make Cruz a hypocrite. I mean, he already is, but....)
nat300Lord
I just hate him so much.
Greymalum
I want to be like Jon Stewart.
LiberalViking
You can be however you want to be. Each moment is a choice. Each of us could hug our kids or drive a car into a crowd each day. Do good.
Snooj
Artoris
Do not fuck with Jon Stewart.
IHaveGreatKittenRecipes
You can. You can't fix the world, but you can work on one small part of the problem. It's what he does too. Pick a goal and go for it.
brianingram
Be the person Jon Stewart and Patrick Stewart want you to be.
IIikethecutofyourjib
Be the kinda person Betty White wants you to be. Love animals and take no shit ✊
jayman0123
I can't believe I have a thing for this. https://youtu.be/y3Tuqontxd8
brianingram
This needs to be captioned and gif'd. I love-hate watching Star Trek: love the hope it instills; hate how so . fucking . far we have to go.
64645
Be the Stewart you were meant to be.
brianingram
doesntmatter
We are all Stewarts of our societies
SethBalmore
literallymike
I think Ted Cruz' own mother's sentiment is: Fuck Ted Cruz
swedeonamoose
I mean that could just be code for, i want more god damn grandkids so please fuck my piece of shit son.
lovehandlesmessiah
Can you get a retroactive abortion? Asking for a friend in Texas.
Plznotdabelt
That would be called a "hit" cause I'm sure shooting someone is more legal than abortion right now in Texas.