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#4 this is a real playlist. You can find it. It is worth it.
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#49 cat tax cute little cat roll
justarocknroller
#35 crested geckos are delightful little crackheads
Penguin41310
God I loved this I need another one of these
SpeedyCerviche
I thought the first one was a spot on Princess Diana costume
ERICMC2
I realize that it would slow things down considerably, but sheisty bills saying one thing and having something else slipped in has got to go
FrankensteinsMonstersSweatyBallBag
If you think for one second that I won’t fuck to the Pokémon theme than you are out of your mind, when shit bangs, I bangs.
tylercutebiker
#31, So I looked up neo-dadaism. Not gonna lie, sounds kinda dull. But I like your memes!
Gerdalearnedme
The original Dada was spectacular. - R. Mutt
sundaymondayhippyday
It’s literally nonsense! It was all fun, there was even a ceremony for being welcomed into the movement with dunking your head in water
Gerdalearnedme
Yes. But sometimes it was spectacular nonsense.
Fortherea
I learned cursive in the 90s as a school kid (in Germany it’s even more cursive than yours btw), and now I’m a teacher and I love using it/1
Fortherea
on the board. But my students have difficulties deciphering it. /2
Ravenfloof14
Haven't related to so many memes in one dump in a long time. I enjoy your taste in humor :P
ThatPhotoGuy12
#1 dressed up as Carrie, but wound up almost being Princess Diana.
Dpunch4
How did they think she was dead? Was she playing dead?
CyranoDeBurlapSack
Rifneno
ThatPhotoGuy12
It's usually unlike me to be that clever. I'm kind of proud of myself for that one..
superbest
#4 HA amateurs! There’s only one thing that can stop me during sexy time and that’s if she decides to not give consent anymore.
Justtucknrollitup
I'd give an even more solid 30 seconds if the pokemon theme was playing
PrecogFrogOnALog
#35 that's the expression of most of my co-workers
YourNewStepDaddy
Gonna need some sauce for that 7 meter anaconda meets diver photo.
Dannyalcatraz
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XEUYgBnnGtY
Br1337
#24 Paige no
brighterthanyou
#16 as a baby millennial, I can read it
MisforMancy
Millennials learned cursive. It’s Gen Z that missed out
SithElephant
#5 A camgirl I am aware of did looped songs until she arrived for tips. Memorable entries were 'Luang Prabang' and Your heart must go on (on
SithElephant
recorder.
yammer5
How is it legal in America to con people into passing one law that is clearly bad, by adding something completely irrelevant that is good?
pandro
You ask a really good question.
applesforjuice
Most of my girlfriends started keeping notes of what I say in my sleep after a few nights sleeping together. Also I punch in my sleep I gues
HardOnStrokeFoundation
#6 ok those hosers clearly wronged the moose and he is orchestrating an elaborate revenge plot
SilverHornet
#23 Incorrect, herbal medicine can absolutely cure polio. Give everyone a foxglove and wolfsbane sandwich and I promise you, no polio.
ProfessorMatt
ProfessorMatt
2/2 own neck, by leaping at the aquarium glass while attacking his own reflection.
DonkeyGoat
Posted a gay version of #32 once. Got reported and warned.
Fuckme721
Ooooooo, talk about a homophobic mod!
DoctorTurkTurkleton
Is there a dinosaur called a Homo-dont or something
DonkeyGoat
Something along the lines of Homo-go.
SunshineRose
Was it more fabulous?
NerfherderVC
Yeah, with rhinestones and glitter??
SunshineRose
I like yours best then
NerfherderVC
HeartsAndStars
BRB off to steal some horny idiot's grain.
awesomecat42
Can I read cursive? Yes, usually. Do I hate it with a passion? Yes absolutely cursive can go rot in hell.
witzahwitzah
You can usually read it....so you saw Aunt Bev then did ya?
pandro
The header threw me off, lol. I stopped getting Cs in handwriting when they stopped grading it.
slotheroll
eromitlab
That doesn't look like b-roll of fifty-something white people rowing.
thebjornsson
anyone know how to find more of these bears? this is fantastic
merryjumpingjane12
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kozzillakilla
That pic looks like the snake could have just swallowed him whole nbd. That anaconda could probably eat an alligator. Madness.
M3ZMER
I thought that too but its just his hand holding the camera
TiredOfTheBS
ChokingYouTenderly
I would like to have some sex while listening to Istanbul
NiaMemeTraveler
Right?!
ChokingYouTenderly
Some people have no class I swear
DopeChicken
#14 is such a brilliant answer to such an obscure question, that I sort of feel like it might be fake.
atrayyou
I thought it was terrible. I'd rather someone turn without indicating than careen forward and cause a fatal collision. And what about 1/2
atrayyou
Curved roads? Are there none of those where this girl lives? This answer was so poorly thought out it can't even be funny imo 2/2
magila
#3 is just anti bear propaganda spread by Heffalumps and Woozles. I really am a gorilla not a bear hiding behind a screen name. Send Honey.
GonadTheBallbarian85
I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK.
BitterSwedeLP
Why is Millenial humor so weird?
UltraHellboy
I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE chocolate milk.
BigKangDangaLangSlanga
FRANKIE!! THAT WEIRD KID IS USING A FLOWERPOT FOR A CUP!!!
OpossumJesusHasRisen
WE'RE BROTHER LADIES!
PianoMan2112
*LIEK
G0MeatCube
I LIKE c h o c o l a t e m i l k
BlitzerRhames
Si, and I like Cereal
Lyllii
But you’re lack toast and tolerant
Tekktokk
*taller ants
maskedrabbit
Slacked oats in taller ants
ilovefunsocks
I HAVE GINGIVITIS
merbaby
#16 of course we can fucking read it, we were taught it in schools by teachers who told us we'd need arithmetic for balancing a checkbook
hydrophobicOtter
I've been with my bank for almost a decade and they didn't even offer checks for the first half of that time.
Analgesia
“Can’t read it.” Nah we just haven’t had to decipher shitty penmanship in cursive for a long time. Chicken scratch is chicken and and I’m
Analgesia
pretty sure everyone, regardless of age, is never 100% certain on cursive Z because it’s wet spaghetti thrown against a wall.
Evilbeavers
Last I heard you still needed to have money for a checkbook
MoodyMoose
We almost couldn't because cunt Bev the boomer doesn't dot the one "i". Shoddy attention to detail.
Lyllii
I always write in cursive how is it something strange ? Do people no longer use cursive ?
pandro
Somebody decided schools shouldn't teach it anymore because keyboards etc. Kind of a dumb call in my opinion.
im25ok
My 16 y/o sister can’t read cursive. It’s actually her birthday today, and she got a card for our aunt that I had to read to her lol
CapnPawsome
At least where I live (NY state) they have actually stopped teaching cursive in schools. So strange. So most under ~20 can't read it.
Kuvajainen
And the most of us have much better penmanship than Cunt Bev!
merbaby
Fuck if I'm teaching it to my kids though, it's fun to have a way to write without them understanding
AbbyN0rml
I read it just fine, but let's talk about connecting the "A" in aunt before you act like one "Cunt Bev"
CrypticalEnvelopement
I'm so sick of Boomers confusing Millennials and Gen Z. Millennial were taught cursive, told we wouldn't always have a calculator, 1/
SkeletonsLoveBooty
I mean, a lot of Gen Z and some Millennials also call Gen X Boomers. Everyone is dumb when no one cares to know better.
moricai
As a Millennial, was taught cursive every year of school being told that High School would only accept work in cursive. Never once used it.
CrypticalEnvelopement
Had dial-up internet and AIM. We had awesome Saturday morning cartoons and even used pay phones. The world we were raised for disappeared 2/
yamahsaurusRex
CrypticalEnvelopement
Wehadababyitsaboy
yamahsaurusRex
Good ol' Bob.
CrypticalEnvelopement
While we were in high school, or when the new millennium started
theraininspainfallsmainlyontheplain
Oh shit am I a late millenial or is my state just really far behind in education?
CrypticalEnvelopement
mattrixk
Yeah, the old world died when we got the internet in our house when I was in grade 8
stewie67
I was asked to stop writing in cursive in high school as my cursive was unreadable
CrypticalEnvelopement
Mine was never legible. I had to take special classes in 2nd and 3rs grade to try and improve it, and that gave me a special pencil holder
CrypticalEnvelopement
Like a grip that forced me to hold the pencil a specific way... It didn't work
Lyllii
But here gen z is taught cursive ? Everyone needs to know cursive how else do you write ?
TacTheScribbler
I have around 6 different handwriting styles. Vertical cursive, vertical print, slanted cursive, slanted print, a cursive-print combination,
CrypticalEnvelopement
Where is here? I don't have kids but my understanding is that in the US they just teach the kids block print and no cursive
arrowhen
Gen X here, I haven't used cursive since like 1983. Printing is 90% as fast and I can actually read it the next day.
NoelleFrost
I don't understand boomer's obsession with cursive. They can barely access their email but look down on us for not using their fancy writing
TuppenceWoofer
I don’t understand your abuse of boomers, those of us who didn’t grow up in US did it tough, we were also the ones who developed computers
TuppenceWoofer
I bought my first Computer in 1981 and upgraded every time they became more advanced I now have an IPhone, IPad and MacBook,
TuppenceWoofer
And yes, I can also read emails and cursive, and do mathematical calculations in my head
ThatRandomCanadian
BuickRiviera
At work I call it “old lady hieroglyphics.”
axionzetaone
For a long time penmanship was a requirement for many jobs where writing was involved. This went by the wayside with typewriters/computers.
Denvercoder09
*writes condescending note in cursive* "hahaha okay now to find a millennial to post this on the internet because I have no clue how"
amazin11
As a millennial teacher, cursive handwring actually improves literacy learning and brain development.
NoelleFrost
That's interesting and good to know. I just don't like that boomers seem to think less of us for letting the skill atrophy after school
amazin11
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.psychologytoday.com/au/blog/the-athletes-way/202010/why-cursive-handwriting-is-good-your-brain%3famp
SippyTurtle
It's not even good cursive.
Bassemuss
This. She didn't even make the line ove over the u as its custom.
youmustgatheryourparty
Its fucking bad and not really cursive but a bad handwriting.
worldsokayestspeler
Im 25 and i literally dont even know wtf “balancing a checkbook” is. Also cursive is useless except signing your name
amazin11
Disagree, it aids literacy development and establishment of neural pathways between the left and right hemispheres of the brain
FistfulOfAssholes
It’s what used to be done to keep track of your money before instant bank info was a thing. Literally just a paper record with +,-,total.
Corrodias
Checks aren't deposited right away. If you're writing paper checks, you need to keep track of what hasn't yet been withdrawn from your »
Corrodias
account lest you spend more than you have. That is if you don't have far more in the account than you spend.
arrowhen
You used to have to be your own banking app.
SheepSyndrome
Pages in your check book where you would keep track of changes like +/- $. Write a check, -$ it out so you knew what you had available
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
Archeology and history class taught me how cursive came about. My printing at ludicrous speed looked similar to cursive.
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
I never understood why the s in cursive looked like that. Then in post secondary it clicked when I had to write fast to keep up
iamdeathnote
You don't even need cursive to sign your name though. Your signature is just "How you write your name"
CrypticalEnvelopement
I use it for taking notes, it's faster and allows me to keep up with the lecture. However it does not allow me to read the notes after
Intr0naut
Hey, one for two though.
CrypticalEnvelopement
Many studies actually suggest it's the act of taking the notes that's beneficial. Scant few times have I felt the need to go read my notes
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
Making the flash cards seemed to do it for me.
Kruess
Anecdotally I would agree that just taking the notes helped me learn, as I rarely reviewed them after, or what I wrote was not of help.