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This week, the CIA declassified almost 3,000 UFO related documents. The Black Vault ( https://www.theblackvault.com/documentarchive/ ) has converted the entire repository into a pdf zip file.
You can check it out and download for yourself below.
https://documents2.theblackvault.com/documents/cia/CIAUFOCD-FULL-CONVERTED.zip
Edit: most viral, sweet!
TheMadOnion
Aliens exist but they're too afraid to contact us because we're made of meat, all the way through.
VagabondEngineer
Xen300
Ooh, are there more pictures of people throwing hubcaps?
VodkaReindeer
"pdf zip file" isn't a thing.
wthamidoinghere
the whole ufo conspiracy was seeded and promoted by the airforce then black ops to discredit sighting of test flights experimental aircraft.
ExcuseMe2
And that picture is not one of them.
ispentwaytoolongthinkingaboutthis
I’m gonna need someone to sum up what was released in 145 characters please
bigdukesix
Link to an interview with 3 abductees https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfPdYYsEfAE
faab64
Perfect distraction method
lildude52ca
Can't someone just,.. Make a Youtube video out of all the juicy stuff and SHOW it to me instead?! i've kinda gotten used to the stay at home
dottedglass
And this is exactly why dumbasses think that watching Youtube video constitutes "doing your own research".
lildude52ca
its definatly not doing my own research. i said show it to me because i'm too lazy to do my own research.
drakkaris12718
This is going to spawn a lot of shows...
AMagicianWasDrivingDownTheRoadThenHeTurnedIntoADriveway
As someone with a mild, arguably healthy fear of extra terrestrial life...no fucking thanks. "Grays" in horror flicks scare/d me.
indigodragons
Thank you! Love the UAP phenomenon. Saw a tic tac once and a metallic orb. Shit is lit.
icookfoodandfightfire
UFO just means Unidentified flying object, it can be anything from a plane that didnt answer to a group of geese
SnackMasterRanger
If its known that its a group of geese or a plane that didn't answer then its not a ufo
icookfoodandfightfire
Well duh, but i meant that UFOs are not extraterrestrial in nature by default. They are easily explainable when looked into
HippDeutschMan
EedDaPooPoo
ArseFaceofOakvale
Ree81
"Nothing"
HonestCommentFarmer
Best I can do is 1000 words:
PTNLemay
Bureaucracy
TheMadOnion
Aliens
obie5778
LiquidSodium
Its just stuff they looked over and made sure it wasn't connected to the 'real' threat
Murmull
What threat?
LiquidSodium
Exactly.
notanonymous
I don’t even care about aliens.Im more concerned about the humans on earth & their useless stupidity.Bring it on aliens! You can’t top this
LambeauField
Dude I can hardly handle COVID. I don't want space aids.
xxFLYBOYxx
And if I must get space aids it better be from clappin some alien cheeks and not because of a dirty needle during probing
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
A spacefaring fungal cloud that eats the specific protein that keeps eyeballs together has entered the chat
ErniesWidow
"I Want to Believe"
Meyek
Just a bunch of weather balloons and light rays bouncing off swamp gas. What a disappointment.
AeonQuasars
Aliens in earth ain't real because Trump would never been able to shut up about it if it where real. "We have the best aliens, ask anybody."
RVME
Far more competent presidents have been unable to force the truth out of the shadow government than trumpet mouth. This is a start.
xxFLYBOYxx
I like to believe Obama hid the real black book of secrets and left a fake one with coloring pages for Trump, and will give Biden it back
Piscivore
Ha! No THAT I'd believe.
SnackMasterRanger
The former head of the Israeli space program said that our government has contact with extra terrestrial life and Trump wanted to break 1/2
SnackMasterRanger
The news but was pressured by other government leaders not to 2/2
lalalalsblablabal
What? Lol.
SnackMasterRanger
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1250333
lalalalsblablabal
Haha... this is ridiculous.
BenderBenderBender
Be careful about going through a third party site. Make sure to check the actual CIA site to authenticate anything claiming to be official
BenderBenderBender
https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/collection/ufos-fact-or-fiction
BenderBenderBender
Apparently the creator of the “Black Vault” uploaded files obtained by FOIA requests. Still good idea to scrutinize authenticity.
lildude52ca
honestly, 2,780 pages isnt all that much on the subject matter. i expected alot more!?
Doompug
Remember, this is what they bothered to archive as opposed to: "Jet plane", "Moonlight", "Moonshine, no not moonlight", "Balloon"...
Nacon
Because it's mostly garbage.
charondaboatman
So, you think the CIA would declassify anything that has any value?? Lololololololololol.
Feralkyn
Have you SEEN Operation Northwoods??
Feralkyn
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Northwoods#Related_Operation_Mongoose_proposals
misanthropo
What kind if ‘value’ are you ‘expecting’ I’ll tell you. It’s called motivated reasoning.
Michelicorne
Well, I read some of the MKUltra file, there's some interesting thing in it. It's not straight like "kill ***". To see that you gotta go on/
Michelicorne
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Michelicorne
just kidding, on wikileaks.
TheInfiniteUnknown
Foffett
Exactly.
SmooveDoober
Probably the most realistic comment in this thread, and you will get downvotes for it. I +1 ed
XIXXXVIVIII
Operation Paperclip, MK Ultra, and all the supporting evidence of the US aiding coups across the world have no value? Ignorant dumbass.
charondaboatman
Lol. None of those would or have caused world wide panic and upheaval. None. Any currently valuable intelligence won’t be disclosed.
Piscivore
There's nothing to declassify that would have value to believers. They're no form of "no" they would ever accept.
infernopg
I mean there are billions of planets, it's statistically unlikely that we're the only sentient beings. Only the "god" folk that think that
Rediix
Also, its often impossible to prove something doesn't exist. There is always some way to maintain the possibility they are out there
mybrothersmario
It is impossible, you can't prove a negative as a general claim.
WarlockWithNoPatron
There's at least one unicorn in Ecuador, and I defy anyone to convince me otherwise.
AnonymousSourceOfGenitals
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell%27s_teapot
jimmyhowlett
I already know idiots who claim this is proof that aliens exist
TheMadOnion
Legitimate question do you honestly think that aliens don't exist? I don't mean visiting Earth. I mean just in the entirety of the universe.
Shrike99
Even if they exist elsewhere in the universe, I don't see how these documents could be proof of it.
Muzzah27
Life elsewhere in the Universe is almost certain, if it sentient and or space faring, is an entirely different conversation.
ZomBee627
Sentient, space-faring life elsewhere is almost certain. What is uncertain is if we'll ever find any of them. The Universe is too expansive.
Muzzah27
You are correct, It's unfathomable just how big it is. I wouldn't be surprised if we died out believing we were alone.
ICreatedU
In 2012 they declassified the fact that the golf of Tonkin incident was a lie, the very reason we started Vietnam and killed millions.
ICreatedU
If they declassify that, one if the biggest lie in US history, they can declassify anything
wartoaster
And the lusitania, and the Zimmerman telegram, and the
Feralkyn
Not to mention this shit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Northwoods#Related_Operation_Mongoose_proposals
Counterfit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKUltra
Feralkyn
"Yeah so we were planning to maybe bomb an American city or plane full of college students to get an excuse to start a war. And we all-
Feralkyn
signed off! The Joint Chiefs of Staff were good with it! JFK veto'd it though oh well"
rustyjoestalin
Apperantly the law to declassify these docs was tucked into the covid relief bill.
tesseract4d2
In addition to the rider bill thing, we don't know what they're hiding, so they could still have plenty of info they didn't mention.
tesseract4d2
Not that I believe in any of that, but it's true. There's no way for us to know if they're being honest.
lildude52ca
which seems really effing wierd to me? what do they have in common?
LordElups
Timing. Distraction maybe?
elhopaness
"Give them something else to talk about."
100percentnotarobot
TheMadOnion
Nothing, which why this practice needs to be stopped.
Eryche
Isn't it obvious? The ET's gave us covid maaaan
SexDungeonsandDragons
This is just a trial run for our Alien-Smallpox preparedness. Now we'll definitely never get into the Galactic Federation. :(
WitchyVixen
Confound it!
TheDogEnd
Nothing. Rider bills are absolutely ridiculous legal tools. Any helpful bill can be sunk by adding an intolerable rider.
Nepeta33
there was a study a while back looking at the reasons for all the times a politician had voted no on something. several of them were because
Nepeta33
tucked away in the new, good bill, were awful things like making beastiality legal. its not that they vote no against good thing a,b,c, but
purdhapley
Well, is there anything good in there?
LifeIsBetterWithTacos
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mymomsaregay
Lol of course not
mercbrit
About space aliens? Go on. Have a guess.
ProudAussie
Yep, your mum was a favourite alien gangbang abductee. All hole thoroughly probed.
bilborrax
im 10 pages in and they had a message from space they said was just a radio station hoax
Iaimtomisbehave
Certainly not, nothing happening here.
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b00sk0r
There's probably 2,779 pages of a load of crazy over the top stuff, then on the last page theres just: 'LOL J/K <3'
gaggingforit
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Gianttesticlemonster
Apparently there 1 doc in it thats been downloaded several million times. Havent seen it myself
Aardvarksneedlove
Was it this one?
Invada
That's the kind of political jokes I can laugh at. Thank you.
Bmxtucker
Treblaine
Probably a shitload of lone witnesses who said "I saw something, I have no idea what it was, I can't even describe it"
TheMeanGombeen
That's it.
samwyze
They're called UFOs for a reason. I'll be interested when they become IFOs. Even then, maybe not. The fun is the mystery, I guess.
Notdoinganythingtoday
Not yet. I'm only 40 pages in. I will let you know if I find anything worth sharing.
hopsbro
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StorytellingSalem
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ppk999
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clevermotherfucker
Dot
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PetiteWentz
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Gianttesticlemonster
Was Rosswell a dud from Russia!? Thats what were waiting for!
Zombieboobs459
Boop
beatles13lakers
NotWhoYouMightThinkIAm
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Mostlybored
Got my Sunday read ready now. Thx bb
derrymerbles
biscuitsngravybelly
Dot
undergr0und
For laters
NorfolkEnchantsmate
bandwag
yermawsmaw
aRootinaTootin
beeblebroxer
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idontknowmaybeno
lifeisbetterwithadog
Problemwoodchuck
It's been 2 hours. The saucer people got 'em
crimsoid
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TheRealCaptainMan
duckwoot
Git somfink guut! Ai fant zee trufh!
accountnumbertoo
Someone Posted about this a few days ago. There’s nothing worth finding in there
MuttleyMutterson
The juicy stuff would be removed.
ShrimpTempura23
EchoOfSnac
Dude, he was only 40 pages in; it's gonna take a while.
shadowpeople
Any probing yet??
Zorotek
Good luck! I hope a group of you divides and conquers over on west coast, 2am where I am and I’m fading
helpmeimfromFlorida
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CluelessLurker
Can you hurry up?! /s
LDawgg360
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Dildorthemagnificunt
fembaht
fembaht
Gif for doot
nat300Lord
Please do, signed lazy American.
WeAllKnowThatGuy
youwillrootheday
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PlaidPanic
点
oxphmy
We’re all depending on you, @NotDoingAnythingToday (door)
Churmybro
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TimmyNG
HungryAmericanFatass
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bobyran
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dawggunner
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Bmxtucker
Doot doot
mrmulatto
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LambeauField
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TheLeftNugget
Dot, I guess
Hapsdinersdumpsterfire
Doot.
one2three4fife
Fer reals, though. Doot!
ThatPhotoGuy12
?Dooty Dooty doo, where are you, we've got some work to do now?
reformedxile
when you are done, please make another post of anything good ya find...it would just get buried if you add to the comments here
itzdirtnasty
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Fedupmiddleageman
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NeitiCora
Eagerly awaiting!
ThyGinger
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HasteTheFool
Exstaticj
Everyone here needs to download and look through 40-50 pages and report back .
xaviraan
Im sorry, i couldn't read my part, my dog ate it. What did yours say though?
Exstaticj
The file was huge. My phone couldn't download it.
Nacon
It's a pile of garbage fanfic made by morons. Not worth the time.
obstreperousuroboros
Following this too
SiriusandCambria
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ChrisCopp
Congrats on the upvotes. Now how is it going?
The1193
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Boop.
celestedrake
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BlackElkSpeaks
Boop.
Manbehindthemadness
Sounds like the start of a heat series of posts to me
mymorningnoel
Dot
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tpanyS
There's a fantastic story of a CIA report out of Russia/The KGB about russian soldiers that got turned to limestone by a UFO they attacked
Greeneyedfox
Hmm interesting. Reminds me of that Bible story where God was destroying a city and the wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt
00110001001001111010000110110110011
Congratulations you just invented the concept being the show ancient aliens
tpanyS
that was originally talked about a few years ago from an FOIA but otherwise seemingly "verified" by this release; (2/?)
vowofloudness
To be clear, that's a CIA translation of a report from a Ukrainian newspaper, whose source is the Weekly World News tabloid.
tpanyS
The actual source was Holos Ukrayiny, which talked about a story from KGB archives reported by the tabloid, but the fact the CIA kept (1/?)
tpanyS
that particular document reference/relation still classified all this time could say a lot also. Still enough to make you wonder of (2/?)
tpanyS
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/DOC_0005517761.pdf (3/3)
Greeneyedfox
Broken link
vowofloudness
Link is wrong. Here: https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/docs/DOC_0005517761.pdf
tpanyS
Ah guess the pathing changed at some point, apologies.