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Sep 15, 2026 11:50 PM
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9z2nf02h
No, we're not forgiving Kimmel for creating and hosting The Man Show.
MiserableBustard
Please don't connect them with Jimmy Kimmel.
Osiricus
The entire GOP.
conklin5
Pretty much any picture of people fits that description.
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
John Oliver has aged 25 years in the past 10 years. Truly remarkable
BosunMark
Hey! It's the good Jimmy!!!
TheMindEntropic
I get them confused. What's the name of the shitcunt called out by Christina Ricci recently? (Please include surname. I know it would be funny not to.)
CuddlyCynic
My cat's litter box has more integrity, honor and brains than there is in Trump's entire crime family. Low bar to clear.
Renza0
a picture of an average cat or dog would have also been completely accurate, the bar is so low that you'd need a fuckin excavator to find it
Poppypoppoppop
President, Vice President, Chief of staff, Speaker. Let these 4 men take on these roles for a term, see how well it will turn out for the nation.
Capybellie
Na, John NEEDS to be press secretary, but Stephen as President and Jon as chief of staff I agree with.
Jimmy is kinda the odd guy out here, so that's perfect for VP
Sebastopol140
This is the grey beard club but the "new generation" is great too.
HonestCommentFarmer
Are they giving their best Jay Leno impersonation?
Eleshar24
That's not exactly a high bar though, is it.
sauronater
Oliver looks good with some facial hair
MotoCanuck
Now kiss >.>
quietwalker
Not exactly a high bar.
gnomedeplume
It's certainly the itchiest looking group photo, I'll give them that
ClarkKentfield
I would go as far to say even just any ONE of this has more then Trump and his Admiration AND members of congress
RobertAG25772
Sad that there’s more even of BRAINS!
RobertAG25772
At least prev GOP admins (including DJT’s 1st admin) had people, however wrong, who were SMART.
ItsACrazyWorld
Jon Stewart as POTUS, Stephen Colbert as VP, Jimmy Kimmel as Majority Leader and John Oliver as Secretary of State
doctorId
How bout we stop putting TV show hosts in the white house
rezpawner
John and Jon are in a different league than the others, by FAR. Colbert and whatshisface are "meh" at best.
Lardzor
It looks like they're getting a head start on 'No Shave November'.
MelonTrolley
Is this the new Mount Rushmore?
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
There's more integrity, honor and brains in their bowties.
drziod
My dog leaves piles in the back yard that have more integrity
00Lochnessa
My cats piles are more intelligent and he's an orange boy who bairly gets the brain cell
lucyeisenhart
Don't the single brain cell enjoyers usually suck each others ding dongs after a hard day of talking non-sense? Even my dog functions better than them combined.
Dontstopbelever2000ismyfavoritesoap
Wait no Seth Meyers? Did he not get an invite to the Emmys?
baloogarus
Seth no beard?
Dontstopbelever2000ismyfavoritesoap
Uh, I'm pretty sure Seth Meyers has a beard. He's got a wife after all
majortool
Four beloved men are better than child rapists. Hot take.
suretoast
Kimmel is a sexiest piece of shit, but ok “beloved”
jenoween
Agreed on the piece of shit part. Can't say I find him sexy. Ick. He's definitely gigantic douche bag, though.
Insulting people and then laughing far too long at his own "joke" and being such a fucking narcissist that he doesn't realize no one else is laughing along because even the audience recognizes that he's being a dick.
epicurusaquinas
And testosterone. Which should REALLY piss off Hegseth.
RevRagnarok
RoryBory
*snort* and articles of impeachment were drawn against him today. What a pathetic drunken man baby
tonehoundsmoser9
The part that should upset him the most is that these people didn't need testosterone boosters to get here. Most of them, at least. IMO, Kimmel is welcome but late to the party, and his association with Carolla doesn't add street cred for me
darthstormer
Love these guys, but that caption would be equally true beneath a photo of a golden retriever shitting on a moldy can of tuna.
DarkSock
It would be true if it were a photo of 12 frat boys defecating into a hot fresh box of pizza
starkeclipse
This genuinely made me chuckle out loud.
Metallica93
I think it's another low-hanging-fruit engagement bot that Imgur so dearly loves to up-vote, unfortunately. It's easy to farm fake points in an echo chamber where most of us agree on the basics such as this.
Badmusick
Word
Ghlargh
I was going to say this would be true even if the image didn't load in...
whatexactlyisthefunctionofarubberduck
Who are they
Whenthepiecesaresmalltaketwo
Good one
IlluminaBlade
It would be true if you cropped out the dog.
TheDudzzly
And the tuna
bolobass
Don't do mold dirty like that
Thedoctorisout
Can we carve THAT into a mountain somewhere. Mount Truthmore?
FellaWithUmbrella
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truthiness
SergeyPrkl
No. Stop ruining nature.
ShadyEsperanto
only if they keep stewart's head tilted at that exact angle so posterity can look up his nostrils too
Insomniacolympic
Thats where the secret base entrance has to go
ShadyEsperanto
i feel like oliver especially would be giddy about the complete impractical spectacle of a secret base that you enter through stewart's nose