I've never kissed a girl either...just don't tell the wife.

Aug 18, 2022 3:42 PM

IdontEatBooty

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gay guy loses every excuse he came up with

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was not even close to my first kiss with a girl. It's been 52 years and I still think of it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"haha sexual assault is funny!"

4 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 7

?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“She tasted like cigarettes…”

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That's a lawsuit in this climate. Wow.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

NO MEANS NO!!!!

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Yeah home boy just defined his boundaries and they were ignored

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

for scientific purposes of course.

4 years ago | Likes 233 Dislikes 3

Not before going through copious rounds of internal review and then adequate peer-review from their 4th preferred journal.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello, officer? Yes these kids are at it again.. They now say it's for science.. the hand holding will be any second now

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

excellent use of Computer Modern

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Now switch the genders and tell me this isn't wrong.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Emotionally scarred for life. I wouldn't want THAT to be my first

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He wanted to kiss her, but not on the mouth. That was not cool to trick him. Respect others boundaries.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That’s not ok. Imagine if a man did that… She can’t SA people just cause she’s a woman.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Goddamn that makeup is horrendous

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Went out with a girl that told me " I'll only kiss my future husband" well, I didn't pressured her. But I'm not married to her, either...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's never had a BJ either

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

And that’s on double standards in sexual harassment

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

If Katy offered, I doubt many of us would turn her down.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 12

Not sure I'd want to kiss a mouth that Russel Brand's cock has been in tbh

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Uhm. So. If I do that to a dude I would be sued for sexual assault. Likely jail too.

4 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 20

Realize that if you looked like Brad Pitt, you would pregnant get the same gleeful reaction from a lonely 20 something woman.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wait till you hear about tax fraud.

4 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 5

Hardly anyone goes to jail for sexual assault, this is part of the problem

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You might get fired. Probably not jail.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Depends on the dude, methinks.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And that would be stupid.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

About 2% of ACTUAL RAPISTS go to jail, but you think its likely you'd go to jail for a peck on the lips? Rational thinking is hard sometimes

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

So you are OK eith a 40 something year old giving the first kiss to your naive son in his non 20s. Got it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

She went from super hot to that drunk aunt who inappropriately grinds with second cousins on the dance floor

4 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 5

weirdly accurate

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

oh cool, maybe i'll do that too...oh wait, dang, i'm a guy, that would be sexist and abusive, what was i thinking...lol, got away with one

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

thanks for the upvote...lesson learned to read comments before i comment, lots of folks had the same idea with wittier comments :-)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If the genders were reversed in this scenario the whole building would be burnt to the ground by now... :(

4 years ago | Likes 429 Dislikes 16

Its scripted....

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 20

If this scripted scenario was gender reversed the whole building would be burned down.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Be quiet

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 12

Nope. Sexual assault isn't funny and societal norms are preventing dialogue about men as victims. Just like you're doing.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

If its fucking scripted then there is consent. Stop finding shit to complain about. Emasculated baby.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Maybe because 99% of sexual assault perps are men. Yes, I said perps.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

you dont need to swap the genders, its bad the way it is.

4 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

apparently you do have to swap genders, because no one gave a shit that she did this.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Jesus, relax. It was a fun moment

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Not really. I'm a girl and I've fallen for this like 3 god damned times. Bet mom was relieved she wouldn't have to save for grad school.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

https://youtu.be/8-OaEcbc6gs

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Its a skit. She's a comedian

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I was making a joke that it was likely staged

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why? It was obvious what she was asking him to come forward for, he obviously consented and leaned in... what's wrong with this?

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 13

Do you have the same argument for all the women assaulted by weinstein or any other male in power positions. "They willingly did it".....

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Of course not

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Okay... so you think Katy Pary should go to prison for sexual assault and/or misconduct because of this? You really think its equivalent?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Did I say she should go to prison? No. Should there be repercussions to the same degree as a male would have received. Absolutely.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

But the comparative example you used was weinstein, and the repercussions he received WAS criminal charges and prison time...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

100 percent staged

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

unmute only if you want to hear french zouk music

4 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 4

Maybe I do wanna here that...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I no longer want to hear that.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

French zouk music? Heck yeah!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm so sick of that stupid pseudo-Caribbean rhythm.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Jesus Christ that shit is hot garbage. I fucking hate autotune.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

there are people out there who think these shows aren't scripted

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demisexuality Doesn't feel sexual attraction without an emotional connection. She then did a Bad.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

She did a sexual assault.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

It's OK, she's a woman. She did him a favor /s

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I... what... jesus... what the fuck. What the FUCK. This is what I have known about myself forever and have never been able to express.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Time to do some self exploration. Good luck and don't worry if you don't fit neatly.into a category

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did I just witness a sexual assault?

4 years ago | Likes 2022 Dislikes 51

No

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

He was dressed like he wanted it

4 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 5

forgot to add the /s, just in case

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

/s? that guy is dressed like a complete slut begging for it

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

No.

4 years ago | Likes 295 Dislikes 39

Took me a minute

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah cuz he absolutely hated that.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

It's ok, shes famous

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My first thought… “mmm Katy Perry” my 2nd thought… “if that was a male to a female. Immediately fired and sued”

4 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 4

I also thought she was cute until she pulled that garbage (I didn't realise it was Katy Perry). Regardless, she shouldn't get away with it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You did.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Kinda yeah

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

What do you expect, holding a guitar like that is asking for it.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yes.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I was thinking if this we reversed there would be outrage!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, women get to do whatever they want. Only men can sexually assault someone or physically abuse someone. /s

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, yes you did!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’d argue that he consented by walking towards her before she suggested it was going to on the cheek.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 14

She is in a position of power.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So he knew it was in exchange to further him along.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Yes, actually you did. He stated what he wanted, she pressured him into something he didn't.

4 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 3

Its still consent.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 37

Yikes!!! 104% yikes. You *literally don't know* what consent is and isn't.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No it’s not. He consented to kiss her on the cheek not the lips and even that was dubious because he was hardcore pressured into it.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Being pressured into doing something you don't want to isn’t consent. Doing something because you feel like you HAVE to it isn't consent.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That was indeed a sexual assault

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thank you wether it's a guy or a girl makes no difference.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It just seems stupid and insensitive because guys like this usually stress about the 'right' partner so a kiss like that means nothing or1/2

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

2/2 it can be uncomfortable as they feel as though it's just teasing.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As much sexyal assault as this video https://youtu.be/8-OaEcbc6gs

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 9

Except he wasn't a rabid fan and was stating he wouldn't want to kiss a girl unless he was in a relationship with her. There's a difference.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes. He hated it and felt bad afterwards.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Yeah, that's the core takeaway Even though he doesn't outright state that he considers it sexual assault, by definition it absolutely is.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, reality TV is scripted. And his "discomfort" in afterwards interviews -- yeah you only saw that because it is still part of the script.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

If he had genuine discomfort, you would never be able to find an interview or blog post. It would be a rumor from a "close friend".

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Yes, without question.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You wanna file a complaint

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

Can I do that?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Yes you can Karen

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

It’s not gonna do anything but yeah sure

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

hahhaha

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

4 years ago | Likes 600 Dislikes 8

Why technically?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 10

Because there was no prior consent. Now, he is seemingly happy with it, so it's Ok, but it doesn't change that its technically SA

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It was a coin toss. This is a bad thing, because voin tosses are not an acceptable way to decide how to act.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe people misunderstood me. I dont see a reason why it wouid be technically sexual assault. It IS sexual assault.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The best kind of correct.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean just look at how obviously unhappy and emotionally distraught he is! He looks inconsolable to me. Just so sad.

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 26

I thought men and women are equal.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Now reverse the roles. Just because a girl is laughing after being assaulted doesn't mean she's ok with it. Sometimes people are too (1/2)

4 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

intimidated/pressured to speak up for themselves and that applies to guys possibly even more than women (2/2)

4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

yeah sure

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

no she is a attractive woman

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 28

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

From Katy “ass grab” Perry?

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Oh, rad, she has a history of doing things like this? Video evidence, even better. For fuck's sake.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wasn't Al Franken pressured to resign for essentially the exact same thing?

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I’m

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, calm down.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 95

'Calm down', two words that have never worked.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

They worked on my corgi. The fact she used to get bacon after those words is purely coincidental.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yes, imagine this was a man doing this to a woman...

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Yes. The guy was later interviewed and said how much it bothered him that she had taken his first kiss. His awkward laugh is coping.

4 years ago | Likes 329 Dislikes 10

Yeah that's kinda shitty, seems like he was saving that

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah this really bothers me. Was in ldr for 6yrs before I had 1st kiss at 18yrs old. It was special and mine and 4 my now spouse. Not funny

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Was my choice to wait that long and my choice is just as valid as his. Someone stole his choice and that is assault.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Thanks causr you provided sauce... BUT it says right in there that he doesnt conisder it sexual assult, just bothered him

4 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 5

He may not think it is just like some rape victims who orgasm during rape dont think it counts as rape, even if they said no.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Is there a difference between undesired contact and harassment?

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

No

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Sauce ?

4 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

Sure thing, bud! https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-43415730

4 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 1

Well, fuck that guy. That was a wasted kissed that I would most certainly have liked very much..

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 38

But he didn't want it.... he was assaulted--by a gorgeous female celebrity, sure --but he was assaulted all the same.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Thanks a lot ! As i suspected, ‘’I was uncomfortable in a sense of how I have never been kissed before and was not expecting it."

4 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

He even said in the article that the media isn’t portraying his feelings correctly.

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Reading this makes me feel he down played it to not get in troubles.. he sounds like rape victims blaming themselves when he says “I should

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Relax dude

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Have sing another sound, it was my fault” because he choose the song “I kissed a girl”

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No because it was a woman doing it. Only men can do such horrible acts.

4 years ago | Likes 260 Dislikes 53

:(

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yes because the cat majority of sexual abuse and sexual assault are done by women. You're so right. And the statistic for men that

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 49

(*vast*, not cat)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

Whatabautism is a great way to never fix a single problem.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

It isn't a competition.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

sexually assault actually being held accountable isnt 2%. So youre totally right. Only women can do this and men are the real victims. Idiot

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 39

Men severely under-report sexual abuse, but current statistics show it's about 60% female victims/40% male. There are no winners here.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

woof could you imagine the other way around??

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 6

no, because such things would never happen

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I'm assuming all the /s here.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

you may, but i am on a quest to fight the need for /s. if you want to, assume away. i don't want to have cover my ass here anymore.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She deflowered him from his first kiss without his consent

4 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 6

oh no

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He was under duress - camera, lights and people pressure only compounded the problem

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

i feel like when he walked up to kiss her, that was him giving consent

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 39

If you have to say "I feel like," that's likely not consent. Consent is clear and unambiguous

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

it was instead of saying. are you fucking stupid. I feel like you knew that

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 17

No but there are many factors at play here. He could have consented to the cheek kiss but not getting kissed suddenly on the lips

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

She lured him up to kiss her on the cheek and then turned to make it on the lips. Assault by deception is still assault.

4 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 2

kinda weird you think like that. bro wanted a kiss and got one. lips has nothing to do with it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 36

Ok yeah you sound like someone who is in danger of getting into some consent trouble in the future. Educate yourself please

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

He didn’t want a kiss. He said “I can’t kiss a girl if I’m not in a relationship”. He was pressured into doing something he didn’t want.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0