Stellaloga
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Only the truly lost and desperate find their way to this seemingly abandoned shack. The monster begins mixing a poultice as soon as your eyes meet. It wont take any gold as payment. Instead it holds it's hand out waiting for you clasp it in your own. Do you accept it's ȍ̷̢̗̥͙͇̦̳̠̙̟̟̜ͅf̵̛̬̳̳̘̟̥̘̥̋̆̇̍̓̂̌̂f̴̧͔̗͈̥͍̳̫̱̮̝͗̂̾̂e̴͎̲͛r̵̛̳̦̘̙̰̱͕̾̏̓͊̾́ ̵̙̮̺̤̭̺̲̖͖̀̐̅̈́͋̃͑́̅́̑̓̕ͅ?
art by @royzilya.bsky.social
G0MeatCube
Stoopid horny forest monsters <3
JustBoone
It's a good thing you don't take money cause I don't have any!
CasualMemeLord
I would totally accept said offer.
Clayman8
Cant be worse than...well *gestures around himself*
What ever this is...
ObsidianMirror
Gleefully, yes
Shaodyn
Well, you know...*gestures broadly at everything*...Might as well.
IncoherentApplesauce
Hi, my wife and I make bespoke latex outfits for wendigo, and our budget is 2.5 million.
ARrocks
ScarecrowSticks
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
What's that one Anime ? Should we tell the main character that a female of his species does exist ?
imjustabill495
Do it for the story. If I manage to make it back, that is
sakm
Of course I accept it's otter! Wait...
TarynnosaurusRex
Joke's on you, monster. I'm a Ginger.
CaldariBob
The Soulless Ones get their poultices for free on Thursdays?
MrFancyPanzer
Oh that's so cool!
ProbablyWrong524
Its
dannnen3
Yes
OldmanSerious
Got very confused for a minute because I live in Adelaide, and didn't know we had an apothecary
tentaclefriendly
Thistle be interesting
MechaNinja
Adelaide needs to consider pressing down or I won't need to buy any Viagra from her.
MechaNinja
Lol, didn't catch the autocorrect. Not even sure exactly what word I meant, at this point. Chilling? Calming down? I just don't know.
TheJackKetch
Floofaficionado
The burning curiosity of adventure calls for us all
CurtainDoggo
It shouldn't be burning, maybe try a different brand of lube? Or ask your cryptid to use a smaller curiosity for a few weeks.
Floofaficionado
It's a good burning! Lol~
KnifeKnut
yes.
kahooki
SOLD!
keraos
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