SUIT UP!

Aug 16, 2019 6:00 PM

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The middle button on a jacket should always be closed. The upper one depends on your mood. The lower one should never be closed. Cool Geek Gadgets: https://coolgeekgadgets.com
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The tip of your tie should reach your waist and cross it just a little.

Your belt should be the same color as your shoes.

Your socks should be long enough that your naked legs aren’t seen when you are sitting.

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You can absolutely wear oxblood shoes with a charcoal suit. Black shoes are boring AF.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

i get it’s the trend lately, but some of those pants are too slim fitting. they don’t match the upper body. look like Gru from Despicable Me

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Every girls crazy bout a sharp dressed man

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Yeah like that basketball player early on...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wear garbage clothes because I get deadly chemicals on them

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This is sensible. All these other people railing against just because they see suits as a symbol of conformity are just a bunch of idiots.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Someone tell Trump about #2

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Had to scroll a bit but I found you!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

What a weird game of "can you spot the difference"

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

I love the fact that business environment in nordic countries is mostly casual.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You can’t tell me how to suit. If I wanna wear flannel pants with a striped jacket I will!

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

And you will look stupid as well. Clothes are a marker of social awareness; the well-dressed man is usually more attentive and successful.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Maybe I’ll look stupid to you. To others I might look unique or stylish. Don’t think that your views are always “right”

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Blah blah fashion blah blah blah!

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 7

Style. Not fashion.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Also, fuck you!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Needs a section on pocket squares. Never should match the tie

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Trump doesn’t follow ANY of these rules, he wears a suit that fits him like old elephant hide and his tie is somewhere near his crotch lol

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

And he tapes his ties together. He's a fake, gross fool.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Probably with duct take

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Belt should match shoes. Next pic, belt not matching shoes.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Who decided these things

7 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 4

Darude - Sandstorm

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The mentally handicapped center for coloring inside the lines, paste taste testing, and self defication.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The richest 1% of people in the world

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

+1! My exact question as well.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk, but I used to work in a suit store and was taught 3 button jacket is "always, sometimes, never" not "sometimes, always, never".

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God, and the English.

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

Fukken Dandies.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn right. A bit of peacocking is good for the soul.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Marketing.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

they usually had some practical reason that people have long forgotten and it became just fetish... (1/2)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Actually, as with most things the aristocracy came up with, it was to further seperate themselves further from the common man.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or to appease someone with more power.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

for example the opened lower button on suit was done this way so it did not block access to gun hanging on the belt... (2/2)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

I'm fairly sure it's because if you need to sit, then it doesn't squeeze you. Same rule for waist coats. Never do the bottom button up!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was because some king on England was too fat and people just copied him

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Getting married in October. This is good to know so I look slightly less awkward

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Depending on your intended dress may not apply but interesting read nonetheless. https://www.gentlemansgazette.com/tuxedo-black-tie-guide

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best thing I've ever purchased was a tailored suit. I'm big guy and I never get compliments except when I'm wearing it.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tie points to your junk it doesn’t touch it, but also close enough that there is co confusion

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nah

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

FASHION = wear it like this because everyone else does. STYLE = wear it however it feels good.

7 years ago | Likes 232 Dislikes 16

More or less. If somebody has an outdoor wedding in October, screw it, I'm buttoning everything I've got. Outdoor wedding in July, I'm 1/

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/ leaving the jacket open regardless of the "rule" to always button top/ middle.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’d say leaving the jacket completely unbuttoned is always an option.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Style is being able to pull off whatever you put together. Fashion is whatever is trending

7 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Walk around in a bath robe.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Eeeeeeeeeeh, style is better thought of a combination of tradition and popular appeal.

7 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 8

I must disrespectfully disagree.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 6

I'll give an example "that suit is so stylish" 1800s suits were made fun of, "suities" who wore all one fabric.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

disrespectfully, eh? I like your style

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Fashion changes rapidly, style changes slowly if at all?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Style is (or should be) permanent

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

No, style changes from age to age, generation to generation, and person to person. Just like fashion, cause they're the same thing.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Suits suck

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

You men don’t know how easy you have it

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

As a man, I love it. I can be well dressed for a vast range of events with minimal time, effort and wardrobe. Also, lots of pockets.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Women can buy a million types of clothing for any occasion. Guys have to wear one impractical, uncomfortable, outdated, stupid looking suit.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Not only that, but we get no choices even when it comes to whether to button it up. Meanwhile, women get "formal jeans" if they desire.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I think we all have it bad with “formal fashion” but I do get mad when my boss chastises me for an untucked shirt while wearing yoga pants..

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get one fitted just for you. Get shirt collars that don’t choke you. Buy a gorgeous necktie. You’ll look great!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Had to rent an expensive fitted tux once. Hated looking at it, everything about suits is impractical and silly looking.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Some rules are flexible, some aren't. Finding which rules to bend is part of finding your own unique look. Dress well lads

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Thank you for posting this. Not enough guys know how to wear a suit properly.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Fucking hate suits. Had to wear that shit often and the whole thing is pretentious bullshit.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 7

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I am unaffected by your 'dress codes' and your 'fashion sense'. My dashiki and bowler go together just fine, thank you.

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 6

That probably looks pretty cool :)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Radical, good Sir.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...y'know, now I kinda want to see a picture of this.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see that and raise you my Crocs, kimono, and trucker hat. (not really, but it sounded good)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Uh I'll take the Loafers, overalls, that neat button up, and the blue trillby, my good man."

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, this is all well and good if you have the cash for a tailor. Try doing this with off the rack stuff at Macys and you'll fail.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 6

I just get off the rack suits tailored...that’s sort of why tailors are there to begin with...novel concept I know

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not if you don't have the money for it, like I said in the original post...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a broke law student, I always get cheaper suits and spend the $60 to have it tailored. I always receive compliments.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Same. Just wait until you get a corporate account and stipend just for your suits. It's awesome.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I keep trying to persuade my boss about that. He’s not buying it.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Get invited to a corporate event at one of the big 4. He'll pay for it then.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can get OTR suits adjusted quite reasonably. A £300 suit with £50 adjustments will look better than if you spent a grand in a dept store

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I wish women's fashion was this simple

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 5

A lot of men, straight men in fact, wish we had more options.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought the rule was no nipples?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I thought the rule was ONLY nipples...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is pretty simple: wear what they tell you.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nothing in this post is anything I have concerns or care about.

7 years ago | Likes 240 Dislikes 38

I do. Never know when some1 dies or marries

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have never worn a suit in my life.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Same. But it's nice to dress up your man.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Here’s to you fellow bottom button user

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I retired 10+ years ago. All my suits but one went to Goodwill. I wear a tie to weddings and funerals.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And yet you commented on it.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 14

Better you keep your comments to yourself and let people assume you’re stupid than to open it and confirm their suspicions. I’m just sayin’

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Open what? Your comment?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Agreed. This particular randomly strict and bitchy subculture of fashion is fine, they can do whatever. But, it feels so superficial.

7 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 8

It is. Yet people do judge and respond based on one's appearance. So one can use that to their advantage by dressing well.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

It’s more than that I think. Dressing well shows respect for yourself and others.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 12

Does it really? I've *literally* never had anyone in my *life* say "Man, you're not wearing a suit? You must not respect me"

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

It’s doesn’t have to be a suit. I bet you don’t put your worst clothes on to visit friends, for example

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

I worked in corporate. You dress well to respect to the client. It shows you take yourself and the job seriously.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

*Sips tea. Totally agree my good chap, it's very disrespectful when my butler has his day off and wears *shudder* jeans, frightfully horrid

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Pantaloons d’nime. The devils trouser.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

If you are a guy its fun to wear a suit sometimes, unless its a funeral. Thats fucking awful but still, gotta look fly.

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 8

I've heard you can pick up at funerals, like almost as well as weddings. Is this true imgurians?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

After 65, well... TBH, after 45, I quit worrying about looking “fly”. All seriousness aside, I don’t think I ever cared about looking fly.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really want to get a suit. But I also want to lose weight and worried it won't fit as well when I do.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Funerals are literally the only time I wear a suit.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I wish I had more reasons.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I don't. Fuck that uncomfortable shit.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't even wear them then. A nice pair of jeans or slacks and a button and *BAM* ready to mourn.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm sure I'm a lot older than you. Way back when that was how we showed respect. Definitely in the minority now.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's not. Uncomfortable and lack of movement are not fun.

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 8

You must have worn bad suits

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 15

All suits are bad suits

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Living in New Orleans and Charleston will make you hate suits too

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wore suits in Chennai, just in linen, seersucker and Fresco.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even a good suit has a jacket, which is uncomfortable in any climate other than the dead of winter.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can have the best suit in the world and it still won’t be a t-shirt comfortable.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

And you know this from your vast experience of tailoring? Personally I find dressing like a child uncomfortable, but you do you.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 20

I don’t disagree, but if you wear a suit often you get used to it. After a while it doesn’t feel that more uncomfortable than anything else

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Do you never have occasions worth dressing up for? That’s kinda sad mate

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 24

Why dress up, when you can dress down?

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

Why do we have to dress up? Can't we just be people wearing what we want (non-indecent) without judgement?

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

Because we live in a society and have rules. You can show up to a funeral or interview in boxers and a cheeto stained undershirt but dont 1/

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

2/ be surprised if people there think you're being disrespectful.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That’s not the way we’re wired. Would@be nice, I guess

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Peacocking is peacocking... I thought humans moved beyond that.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We’re just slightly smarter apes. Ego is part of what we are.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

depends where you're going. if there's a dresscode you've got no choice. if you want a ball with no dresscode you probably have to throw

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah but that's just people who bought into this post arbitrary rules, and the people who preceding it.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

one yourself

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What is this, 1750's France?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Your socks should be long enough that your naked legs aren’t seen when you are sitting." Next pic - guys wearing no socks.

7 years ago | Likes 3443 Dislikes 6

That's actually the exception to the rule

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Aka douchbags

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My first thought exactly!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

None of them are sitting, though! Apparently it's cool to show leg if you only stand.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, coats too small & slacks too short.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's European.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dont slut shame

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Fuck that guy. Not me personally, but maybe a chick or another dude that's interested in that kind of thing.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ITS CALLED STYLE MARSHA

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The absolute madman

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

L O G I C

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also unbuttoned middle buttons

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

It’s all based on your belly button. Never unbutton that one

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh Jesus that was close, thanks for warning me

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s a fad. I don’t personally see anything wrong with it in a light summer suit this time of year but the above rule is still correct!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ty! this post is bullshitt

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 9

if this ticks off your bullshit meter, your bullshit meter is broken. No socks is a style. Long socks not pulled up all the way is lazy

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

No socks isn't a "style," it's bullshit. Might as well go in fucking shorts. Suit shorts.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

you're weirdly sentimental. are you trying to argue that its not a style that people wear? Are you trying to argue saggy socks is a style?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

No, you're just being a moron

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

If you wear socks, they should serve their intended purpose.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Probably "no-show" socks, but same diff

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Use no socks and you'll be labeled queer.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Ew. Naked legs.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And this post is old fashion not ancient like this was relvant in early 2000s. But shit outside of banking u dnt "have to" suit up.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Long socks pull on my leg hairs and are extremely uncomfortable. I always have mine rolled down a little.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are skin tone

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 18

Also ties should only just cross waist. Rest of pics all the ties are covered by a jacked. But a few look like the shorter fatter kind.

7 years ago | Likes 238 Dislikes 2

Guess because if you have a closed jacket you don’t want it peaking out

7 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Gotta check your zipper guys!!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Make sure Mr. Weiner isn't taking a look around.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 Rows down, center picture: Tie doesn't reach the belt. One to the left of that, center button not done up.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NO MUSTARD ON NIRVANA SHIRT

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or you could just not wear a tie

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It doesn’t say you should always wear socks tho

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 4

Only with sandals

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some of the pants would 100% show leg when sitting down, socks or not.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That trend for short pant legs a few years ago fucking SUCKED. No cunt, nobody wants to see your hairy ankles, Tom Ford can get fucked.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

It looks good with boat shoes or loafers and no-shows, it's a more casual look.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

You don't have to pay attention tho, nobodies gonna rat on you for wearing a suit proper.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's still going strong

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not so much here in Australia.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s more like if you’re going to have socks, then make sure your naked legs aren’t scene, but no socks in general is a style too.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

You know what else is a style? Me not giving a fuck and dressing how I want.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And a horrible one at that. Just because some designers said it's good doesn't mean it is. The naked ankle suit looks ridiculous.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Once you know the rules you break them

7 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 5

Bruce lee said it first

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucken rebel you are

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Heck the rules

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn right, ain't nobody gonna tell me how to wear my suits...

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This guy gets it!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The first one to break is the stupid "Shoes and belt must match". Unoffensively boring. That's as dumb as "no brown shoes to blue pants".

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

My ex used to call my black shoes midnight blue suit combo the parisien look. Now a days I rock Korean style; 3/4 hemmed pants and no socks

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nb: Presently summer here though not a winter look

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That can’t be a rule blue and brown go so damn well together; fashion rules are just guidelines as always you do you

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thats just the modern suit fad, it will look as ridiculous as those massive lapels from the 70s in another decade.

7 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 9

and I'm sure most of these tips would be ridiculous to people from the 50's but hey that's showbiz

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Suits and no socks already looks ridiculous and disgusting.

7 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 6

It's too bad, I really like the wide lapels. But I was born in the early 70s so it's imprinted on me. 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Plus, when you are a tall, wide guy the lapels work. Under 6' and 200 lbs it doesn't look right

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like it on certain people and for certain climates. Like, I get it a little more if you're in a tropical heat and it's more casual.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that also why some of them have what I can only surmise is the "skinny jeans" version of trousers?

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Nah, that's just Italian cut. Americans like their suits baggy, Brits like theirs well tailored, but with a bit of wiggle room. Italians 1/3

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

For some other odd reason. Maybe the designer was Italian. Who knows. 3/3

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Interesting to know. Thanks for the trivia.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like theirs tailored almost to the point of being too small. Not actually sure if they're worn like that in Italy or if it's named that 2/3

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Stupid fad imo

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

It isn’t an opinion if it’s a fact.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fad, fashion, all still non-functional in hot/humid days and frigid winters

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And isnt the bottom button thing because of some old fat english king? Fuck your obese necro-monarchs i bought the button! IMMA' USE IT!

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

The bottom button is left open so the jacket doesn't rise up when you sit down

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're the man, TTOT!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imo it looks much better with all buttons used. Having bottom open looks like you care more about oppinions than a good fit.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

It looks like you don’t know what you’re doing with all the buttons closed, the suit is specifically tailored to negate the need for them

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Most suits are meant to fit with the bottom button open though. I think they look better that way

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think changing it about (like the top button) should be allowed

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So why is there a bottom button if you're never suppose to button it?

7 years ago | Likes 895 Dislikes 5

It's also a local thing. In some traditions, buttoning the bottom button indicates that you're married. They all are unbuttoned when seated.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And... much of the rest is dependent on fashion. This is quite conservative, but only some select few versions. Why this, and not one of...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...the even older "rules"?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because if there wasn't, the next Hutton up would be there bottom button and you'd never button that

7 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I came here wondering the same question.

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

The answer: English stupidity. It actually has no real purpose

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"fashion"

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Social class signaling. Like a secret handshake. Owning a bespoke suit & knowing the arbitrary rules on how to wear it reveals your ...

7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 13

social station. It's all made-up BS, but it plays a big role in economic success as well as in sexual selection.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 13

Basically. But the jackets are designed to not really move right if you button all the buttons because of it.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah fuck that. I'll button whatever damn button I want

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Exactly!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bad design for one. Personally I’ll use it sometimes. If someone points it out I tell them about the field where my fucks grow...

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

...we planted buttons

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When stood up button it, unbuttoned before sitting down. Rules I was taught and stuck to

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Because fuck you with a rake you dirty peasant, that's why.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fat king. Everyone else follows suit

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because suits are stupid.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

To exclude the ignorant.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Asking the real questions.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a guy, I fucking hate suits and the times when I have to wear one (weddings, important meetings etc). So impractical and restrictive.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mostly looks.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

seriously. most of the stuff makes sense aesthetically, but an unbuttoned button and slot looks decidedly worse than a buttoned one

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aesthetic

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was told it was for riding fashion. I said so... Whenever I ride a motorcycle with my suit. I will follow that fashion. Besides that. No.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its a cyanide pill for lethally boring meetings

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Better question, why get a three button suit? Stick with a two button.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even better question, why a suit at all!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

other fashion guides say that it can be sometimes buttoned if the top one is buttoned too, but never alone.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want you to take a look at a tailcoat, soecifically the backside, where there's two buttons.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because otherwise the middle button would become the bottom button, and then you would never button that.

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I’ll take a useless button for the trade off of deep pockets

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

Sounds like a useful perk. I'll take it!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate that suit etiquette also dictates you never put anything in your pockets, even though they're there (some suit makers sew them up).

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Laughs in women's fashion..

7 years ago | Likes 978 Dislikes 5

Laughs in pockets

7 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Why do women buy brand new Jeans with holes all over the place? Just curious. Is it because they think men like that?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

air cooling

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No. We know you don't care about a lot of things, like purses and shoes and jewelry. We buy them and wear them because we like them.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That is not a uniquely women's issue. That said, I earn my holey clothes via extensive use

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It looks nice to them and other women (woah). Ask your mom if her entire day consists of keeping her hole relevant, report back.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Why are you getting so defensive?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Actually judging from almost every one of your comments having negative points I'll just ignore you

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

At least we have pockets

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Ohhhh this comment made me sad

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witnessed

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Savage

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So stupid. Imma be a rebel and button all three!

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

I am going one step further and just wear no suit...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I want one with Velcro fasteners. Extra loud.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Slice the buttons off, wear a ribbed shirt and tactical webbing underneath. Power move.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aside from some old king story the main reason is because it looks bad when you sit. Is krincles your jacket and makes it ride up.

7 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 5

Depends on the jacket cut. WWII military jackets allowed for sitting with every button done.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah but those aren't suit jackets.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are a dress jacket with pants of the same fabric - what would you call them?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends on which uniform you mean, but you probably are talking about a dress uniform.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aside from the misspelling of "crinkle", this guy has it right. Unbutton when you sit down. It also makes you look stiff when standing.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Too bad we haven’t had hundreds of years to correct this

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You are supposed to unbutton the jacket when sitting

7 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

Right, because it pulls when you sit, and crinkles in the same way as buttoning the bottom button when standing. Just looks and feels bad

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unless it's double-breasted, then always keep it buttoned.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Probably some secret code in rich peoples world. Either way, now we know.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

“Now we know” haven’t we known about this rule for literally hundreds of years?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, gaze upon my empty fields. No fucks were given for as long as my tiny brain can recall. Suit (no pun intended) what fits best

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless you're rich enough not give a shit.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Genuinely rich people wear whatever the fuck they want. You're on THEIR 300 ft yacht, you think they give a fuck what you think?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean have ya seen bill gates?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is wealth, and there is style. Style is usually the more socially preferable of the two, and does not require wealth to exist. 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 Donald Trump is wealthy, but has no style. He is not the sort of wealthy man with whom others would wish to associate.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*some others, he's got entourage enough, it seems.

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It is apparently an old English thing going back to when there was a King who was so chonky he couldn't sit down without unbuttoning (1/2)

7 years ago | Likes 344 Dislikes 4

you should unbutton your suit jacket when sitting down too

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That was waistcoats (vests). The coat button comes from riding fashion.

7 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Nice

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Because dead people are shaming you for not doing it.

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his jacket and so all of the courtiers wore their bottom button undone so as not to embarrass the king. Random useless crap I know

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funny enough i never button that one cause i'm too chonky to have it buttoned when sitting down myself.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You’re meant to fully unbutton single-breasted jackets when sitting.

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I hate shit like that.

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What that he knows useless crap? How rude

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You know what? Fuck that fatass King. I'm wearing my buttons however I damn well please. What's he gonna do? Behead me?

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No, but your jacket will look strange because it isn’t cut to look good with the bottom button fastened.

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Get the suit stretcher! -Chonky King

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Close, but in 1999 there was a huge seamstress shortage. Governments mandated the bottom button. Job creation

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Sounds like one of the those stories that never turn out to be true.

7 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 1

You mean something someone said on the Internet isn't true?

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I've heard the same story but the nationality of the king differs depending on in which country the story is told

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Thank you. First time I've seen this explanation

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I'm too chonky that even if I button the bottom one it will unbutton itself lol true story

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Thank god there was never a king who liked getting fingered in the butt, or they would consider assless pants peak of men fashion.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Peek of men's fashion

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*cough* King James I

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I'm sure there was.

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Fuck that guy! I'm buttoning my bottom button just to show that asshole who's boss!

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Excepted the chances are that its not fitted that way

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Your suit will look silly if you do

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Until you sit down and it breaks. It's happened to me before...and I was only 120lbs so I wasn't fat.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You usually unbutton all buttons when sitting or it looks silly, so.... If there is a button, I use it

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Fastening bottom button locks the shape of the suit. A good suit jacket should move with you and not look boxy.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I use it if it's windy.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me too, I also do it absentmindedly sometimes if I’m in a rush, or purposely just to piss of people who think it a sin against humanity

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seems more a flaw in design rather than any sort of thing that “should never ever be done”

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

True but then the argument is why are they making jackets with buttons designed to make them look ridiculous when used

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That's not a problem if you're standing and fairly still. It is if you're sitting or walking. The 'never ever do this' is silly.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

then don't put the bottom button on the jacket, since it's never used.

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That’s sometimes done - dinner jackets traditionally have only a single button. Less formal jackets, like those of the lounge suit, have two

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