MrPoopyButtholeLovesMeeseeks
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Wife cheated and lied for months. Just continuous lies. I honestly don't know what to do without her. It's hard to not talk to her, she's the one I've always wanted to talk to.
Bought a van and going to travel to places I've always wanted to visit. Nervous and scared of being alone but excited to see and experience new things.
testecull
Good luck with that piece of shit. Chrysler minivans are infamous for transmission failures, electrical problems, and general malaise.
thisplaceisjustanothernewssitenow
Super proud of you for traveling. You will do well, this is good for you. Liars suck butt
AdmiralBananaSplitter1
I've done a 7000 mile drive alone. It's doable, but it'll be a mistake if you don't follow up with therapy. Do both at the same time.
TygrF
Long as you know where you have to keep it parked @OP
michaelfire
Jbelkin
Good size for alpaca, fireworks and beef jerky
isaidihaveanewemail2000
Is that him parked behind you?
thisplaceisjustanothernewssitenow
You got proof right? Last thing you want is to pay alimony later
619native
Good luck! Ahem bring money
unluckyandbored
Put a couple grand aside for a transmission.
TBRichard
Take her with you. Maybe the drive will give you an opportunity to talk to her. - Sincerely, Brian Laundrie
oldguyexlurker
What kind of things do you like or want to try? There're plenty of us Imgurians "out west" who could suggest places and things less known.
oldguyexlurker
Although some of the well-known stuff is pretty cool too.
Lillyily
Great! Now all you need is a river.
avih8r
Have casual sex. it will help
Jizanthepus
talldonutlover
My husband cheated and lied but I can’t leave yet bc we have a child together….you’re lucky
VWWWWWV
Same here..except wife. I want to leave often but can't be of my 2 kids. I can't bare to think about my little girl calling my name at nigh
VWWWWWV
*night and me not being there to comfort her.
circlebreaker
@MrPoopyButtholeLovesMeeseeks I'm going to advise that you hire a divorce lawyer & make sure that her ass is in a sling before leaving town.
Enkeria
Being alone for some time will help you Reflect upon the situation, and feel alive. Adventure awaits! Keep money in different places!!!!
VanillaMowgli
You got this, @OP! Adventure, travel, and change can heal a busted heart like drugs, alcohol, and sex with strangers only wish they could!
ParallelParkingInABurka
I'm sorry, man. Much strength to you. I think van & journey are a fantastic idea.
soulmercenary
File for separation. Get your finances in order.
Schamsy
I'm jealous of the opertunity.enjoy yourself while you can
ObviousPidgeon
Solo road trips are dope. Everyone in the car likes your music, everyone pees when you pee and wants to eat at the same place you do.
ObviousPidgeon
So fuck your wife! Someone else sure did.
EnigmaWearingHeels
Good luck. I hope you find yourself on your journey.
SGuiGGZ
https://www.facebook.com/groups/vanlifers/about/ You may be alone, but you don't have to be lonely.
IupvoteAussies
? at FarmersOnly.com ?
foesmono
Watch out for dysentery
MisterPrimeMinister
Remember that you can only carry 100 pounds of food back to the wagon while hunting. Shooting more than one large animal is a waste of ammo
foesmono
Thanks for this lol
Baruder0
It’s not about the ammo it’s about sending a message
ralph2sam
Maybe it was the username
Mohaynow
Oooooooooh-weee!
Mxlespxles
frenofafren
valid comment.
Jagshusband
*despite the username.
ronNhyde
Ain't no Conqueeftador.
moecurlylarry
certainlynotaserialkiller
Always check the username
IReplyWithOldMemes
koolerthanjinx
Hmmm.... I have doubts
certainlynotaserialkiller
Are you certain?
tonchandailvert
razorgirl1066
Buy a National Parks Pass ($80). Keep emergency supplies in your vehicle, like water, food, a sleeping bag, etc.
OperationBusterJangle
Better, buy an outdoor atlas. Shows all national forests and private land in the US by state. If ever in question, ask the local NP office.
OperationBusterJangle
That's all I do in CO for free, dispersed camping. Most major truck stops have atlases, and the local ranger has the best info and maps.
OperationBusterJangle
Or ask a local outdoor equipment store for the best local place to camp. Locals are a great source @OP
lucindamarie18
For safety sake,, Let close friend know where u are along your trip, aka ETA on / for certain place, days. Adventure safely!!
caffeinatedSkier
Also, if possible, a Garmin inReach. Helps when you are stuck in The middle of nowhere with no cell service. Or, good old - share itenerary
MrPoopyButtholeLovesMeeseeks
Yes, I bought that pass last October cuz we were supposed to go on a trip, then everything blew up and didnt go.
ColoradoCattleCo
Check out Great Sand Dunes NP in Southern Colorado. It's a cathartic experience. Take the short hike to Zapata Falls also.
JoshuaHarazin
As you get out west, there's also a lot of Bureau of Land Management land, which is mostly free to use (limitations apply).
JoshuaHarazin
Look for intro to overlanding tutorials and forums. If you ignore the tacti-cool gear hype, there's lots of good advice to be found.
Occamys
Visit Utah! Five National Parks all close together! It's beautiful here :)
MrPoopyButtholeLovesMeeseeks
That is for sure on the list to spend time in
razorgirl1066
Utah has some quality state parks btw. Snow Canyon, Kodachrome Basin, Goblin Valley. Plus, you'll have Grand Staircase-Escalante Nat. Mon.
AwwFrick
Coral pink sands is also amazing! You can sled down a sand dune
OriginalAndWitty
A lot of the big natl parks are on a reservation system now for entry; so heads up, plan accordingly, and have fun!
nomorehate
Why's that?
SerenePrincess013
Dunno if you've noticed, but there's still a debilitating virus going around, that tends to spike in large gatherings.
nomorehate
Dunno if you've noticed but transmission in outdoor spaces is negligible.
SerenePrincess013
I'm still not leaving the house without a mask. I choose life.
razorgirl1066
Because everybody's decided to visit national parks and it's putting a strain on them.
razorgirl1066
So in order to control the amount of people at any given time, they've created a time entry. They did this at Zion in 2019.
nomorehate
Ah, gotcha. Didn't know if it was still a covid thing or understaffing
razorgirl1066
The pandemic has caused a massive increase in visitors, exacerbating what social media and FOMO has began.