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They've obviously never played Firefall
May 7, 2019 1:07 AM
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chatzi90
Ah, home of Kansas University. Yes, this makes sense.
yumyums
KleptoKea
USA trying to solve problems. "Shoot it"
vialofcorruption
brknsoul
Hrmm, there's gotta be some distance where you shoot a tornado and kill yourself...
CaptainPawfulFox
@OP
McFluffySundae
But what about the Sharknados?
Zahnoir
Oh I'm sorry! I thought this was America! Isn't this America?! I thought this was America!
ApparentlyImaPsychopath
TheLonelyLobster
ReAd that as tomatoes
newsguycraigevans
I will make a note of that.
Dottygreencamo
The tornadoes have taken over the police department!
CaspianQuix
It's a tweet, not a c...oh...
Chefpnut
“IT’S COMIN’ RIGHT FOR US NED!”
KaiFromCologne
America explained.
WizardHarryDresden
Fucking pigs trying to tell me not to fight that angry gay wind. Its entire life is about sucking. Damn libral gay wind lovers
Virophile
Exactly what a commie would say
ILikeClipperShips
What about crossbows? Can I shoot a crossbow at the tornadas?
RetardVillain
Ilike80stuff
Hmm. What exactly happens to the bullet? Speed up? Lol
EroticZombiePants
It's a college town. They're too busy drinking.
SabianAAB8
Hey, this is our last week. Give us a break. *Smashes beer can*
JudgeMentaI
let people enjoy things
TheLastSpaceman
It's self-defense!
Fatkats93
Boooooooo
DoNotTakeSeriousPls
What the hell did I get this stupid bump stock for then?
LesserSam
People may think they're joking but, growing up in eastern KS and spending a lot of time in and around Lawrence, I assure you, they are not.
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
Current Wichita resident; can confirm. Also, it's getting close to the 'gunshots or fireworks' season
peachesforme
wait you have a season for that?
AwmanbuMLG
I live right outside of Wichita, in Park City KS, can confirm
peachesforme
my joke fell flat. was implying some places that is year round
LesserSam
I mean, it's not not present year-round but there's an uptick here coming up.
peachesforme
my joke fell flat. was implying some places that is year round
PleaseLeave
What happens when you shoot at a tornado? Does it fling the bullets elsewhere?
tzxAzrael
...you're firing wildly into the air. the bullets are going to come back down SOMEWHERE, and possibly somewhere that people are. like, kids.
PleaseLeave
So tornados are shooting up schools too? 'Murica!
tzxAzrael
well, technically the tornado isn't shooting anything. it's just using it's special power "body of air" to dodge the bullets...
DrunkBobRoss
How else are we supposed to scare them away?
BananaForScaIe
Send nudes
DrunkBobRoss
smashpro1
Throw bottles at it.
tzxAzrael
light yourself on fire. a man who'll do that before getting into a fight is obviously not to be messed with.
DrunkBobRoss
ForceAwakenWasLame
Calm down there Satan
insanemaestro
Damn Winchesters.
AlwaysUpvoteCastiel
Smashinbananas
OverlordNeb
The guns or the brothers or the brothers wielding the guns?
Gayforbae
Yes
CaptainJack117
Dont you mean Windchester?
xVVitch