AbortedFetusNecrophiliac
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Machining a wooden bowl
Source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnZaFUNw-74
Jun 12, 2017 10:16 AM
AbortedFetusNecrophiliac
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Source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnZaFUNw-74
jump4jesus
Found you in the wild
tf58
When shaving the inside of the bowl, how do you know how much to shave off without cutting through? Is it just experience?
Bhaka
is that... an omnibowl?
JintaSai
Well, I hope my woody doesn't pop in the morning. I'd hate to see it as a bowl.
idontknowzipizapaaboutit
I want to learn!
tuttl1am
keep waiting for someone to carve it too deep and have to trash it
missing7
I don't see that happen too often. Usual reason for having to trash a piece is it chips/shatters.
Apexeon
Sculpt me like one of those wooden bowls...
Diremag
Amazing stuff, but what a waste if wood.
ThenTheWingedHussarsArrived
Do you fuck dead babies?
PixelPixie007
I wish I had a space and money for some tools for cool hobby.
TylerDurdensHandSoap
Fuckin A, man.
tz07
A bowl. That's what all this work was for. One bowl.
raulote
"I'll give you 5$" - customer
missing7
As someone who does commission work, it's easy to make 50 identical bowls if you have an efficient process. I'd take $5-$10 for that bowl.
sorcerersorphan
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JARKB
So much work for a bowl.
wooting
was expecting him to make a penis
Whitebeardthepirate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCkTRuP0ICI
WhibleyWobblyTimeyWimey
Quit pulling my lathe!
zeacorzeppelin10
I lathe this type of craftsmanship
AutoBat
Now that's how you operate a lathe!
ChloeRed
Great, I heard that in the blacksmiths voice from Fable2.
EvilLesbian
Why do they only ever turn bowls? Why not turn something unique, like the declaration of independence in triplicate?
SpaceCowboyHappy
I was uncomfortable the whole time. Where Are You Gloves!
whokares21
NO GLOVES WHILE MACHINING! It's easy for fabric to get caught and suck your hand into moving parts. At best broken bones at worst g'bye hand
Patrickrcon
You never want to wear gloves while working on a lathe. 1/2
Patrickrcon
2/2 If the glove gets nipped by the chuck or any other moving part, it's much more likely to take your entire finger or hand with it.
SpaceCowboyHappy
Thanks, learned something today
whokares21
Without gloves you might get scraped or cut, but usually at least retain appendages.
FreddyPhish
24/7 Wood.
sciencebasedlifeform
24/7 Wood.
Asshats
Was expecting a wooden dildo.
justforthefakepoints
At more than a bowl
Marmaleon
Title was a Lil misleading in that regard...
ScumCommander
Was hoping for*
Asshats
Lol, you got me.
mdtrep
Can be...just have to be creative
IllChooseABetterNameLater
Same
RogueLanguageModel
i love when he paused to get a feel on the pile of waste thingie xD
magicface85
You wood.
Doopapotamus
Well...we have ended up with a primitive wooden diaphragm for giant vaginas. Silver linings.
BurritoWarrior
The internet has ruined you.
SparkleSalsa
Instead you got a finely crafted... uh... wait, it's... sawdust! Wait no. It's a bowl! You got a bowl. Yeah.
Moosecock
Christmas is only 6 months away
nozzle
Did that for an art class in college. Assignment was make something that should be covered up in society (or something like that). Prof 1/2
nozzle
was not amused when I presented my condom covered wooden penis. I took a chance but he gave me a C. Fuck that guy 2/2
ScumCommander
Might've gotten a better grade if you did that.
nozzle
Touché
Asshats
I think ScumCommander meant tush.
Bob64
GreenFox
It is. You're just not brave enough.
PigMarshBetweenTwoSaltWaters
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
TheLastStand1234
Can you tell me the origin of that joke?
TheShusher
Mistruths
ImaGsoRememberThat
This one will make em drip ; )
abruptlycontriveddingo
RousedPotato
Heavy cringe every time
todayok
Not cutting off the corners of the glued block before starting to lathe is just lazy and can ruin the project.
Keronin
IMO, it's more work to not take the corners off... I'd rather fire up the bandsaw for 10 seconds than try and round out that blank
RachTrap
every video I've seen from professionals, none of them cut the corners. If you glued it properly you should have no problems.
RachTrap
Maybe *YOU* cut corners because you're the lazy one.
thedroidsyourelookingfor
assuming you have a bandsaw. I use a recip saw to try to get squares into octagons at least and then turn from there.
NortherWinslow5
Dangerous as well.
bruntrhymeswith
Agreed! I've had massive chunks of wood fly all over places
LeadByBadExample
I was thinking the same, although I have no knowledge to base my assumption on.
missing7
(2)can ruin the piece or injure you.
missing7
(1)High quality tools (like carbide) can handle the corners bashing into them. You primarily risk chipping the shit out of the wood, which
AOCsUnshavenChode
obligatory 'another uplifting post brought to you by abortedfetusnecrophiliac'
RaspberryPeriod
I love your username
ff36
moredownvotesplease
ChokolateLovin
Is it just me or is this guy the new linda?
CommonSenze
Love the safety tip, quick pause to remove wood shavings from the wire
SpringToMyWinter
I was thinking the same thing.
LordTrapper
Looking at the shavings gives an indication of how well the cut is going. If the shavings are not right, something needs to change...
Phischstaebchen
I thought he would put it back in the finshed bowl...
TemporaryUzername
safe, or showcase of laziness? wouldn't be a problem if the wiring was the correct size for the amp draw. he could just rewire the machine.
shadowise
Is that so the wire doesn't overheat, so you don't trip, or for another reason?
TemporaryUzername
a band-aid: mains wiring or extension cord is undersized for the current draw. Properly sized cords don't heat up to wood combustion temps.
feeltheice
True but it's still a good idea to keep a clean work area
TemporaryUzername
but he's not cleaning it. he's literally grabbing it and moving it over by less than a foots distance.
TheManInBlackASicilianAndIocanePowderWalkIntoABar
It's a general precaution to prevent all of the above plus more like a spark that can ignite the shavings.
missing7
Not necessary. You really only need to keep the motor clear. If the wire is getting hot enough to ignite shavings, somethings wrong.
andachairaswell
You mean remove man glitter from the wire
i8thebones
No
zsefvgb
There are multiple types of man glitter. And after turning down bronze on a lathe all day I'm covered a different kind
andachairaswell
Ok some serious questions. 1. Do you have a man bun and beard? 2. Were you shirtless and 3. Single?
zsefvgb
1. No. My hair grows slowly andy beard grows weirdly. 2. Also no, unfortunately HR is against bare skin near machinery. 3. Yes actually
LegionofMartyrs
Yet no gloves.
missing7
(1)You don't wear gloves or long sleeves with lathes. They can catch on the rotating parts. With a smaller bench lathe, not such a problem
IsThereALimitForTheLenghtOfTheUsernameYesItsSixtyThreeCharacter
"Never permit operators to wear loose clothing, long hair, jewelry, or gloves." www.osha.gov/SLTC/etools/woodworking/production_lathes.html
shagtaw
I'm no woodworker but that seems so crazy to me! I'm terrified for this guy's hands!
TheDejectedEntourage
Gloves will result in losing a whole hand as opposed to having some nasty lacerations
IsThereALimitForTheLenghtOfTheUsernameYesItsSixtyThreeCharacter
If it catches the hand it might hurt quite a bit. If it catches the glove there might be no hand left to hurt.
missing7
(2)since the motor will likely seize. But more powerful motors will ruin your day if you hand gets caught.
TooLazyToComeUpWithSomethingGood
You will still have a bad day, shit will still fuck you up, even if it doesnt wrap your entire body around itself. 1/2
TooLazyToComeUpWithSomethingGood
Source: worked with lathes designed for metals and seen the damage caused by one up close. He cant pleasure himself with the right hand 2/2
missing7
Depends on the horsepower. A 1/2HP motor will just stop if caught, but it's powerful enough to turn a bowl.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Honest question, what do most... W/E this is called, do with all their excess shavings? Kindling? Sell it? Recycle? D) all of the above?
fivefootone
It can be used for kindling, if you know what you're doing and how to properly light a fire, but it's mostly swept up and thrown in the 1/2
fivefootone
Bin/recycling, and shavings from certain woods can be used as bedding for pets, unless glue has been used
buttcrackula
Can you use it in compost?
fivefootone
Yeah, but try to avoid chemically treated wood, unless you can be sure the chemicals have all been washed out before use on fruit or veg
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
So mostly just stuff around the house/farm, but nothing to the part of selling it off to recoup the cost of the material itself due to >
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
> limitations on the volume of shavings or just not a market for it?