ThePocho361
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Wholesome dad
Nov 28, 2017 6:25 PM
ThePocho361
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Piepersonsmom
Where’s the warmth, Dad.
butsir
I need this so bad
TeachingthefutureYIKES
Need snuggles!
OverpricedCrayon
TBH you dont have to be an engineer to come up with an idea like that.
GiveMeTheLamp
He's living my dream of being a stay at home dad
jebstat59365
I'm guessing you're a pretty good engineer... But I won't be asking you to design a pair of titties for me...
SteveMND
https://jsaulburton.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/wire-and-cloth-mothers.jpg
MistressKatrina
That broke my heart
Hahandfuckyou
Imagine if aliens are doing this to human babies somewhere...
SherMattLockSmith
Dude pretending he "engineered" the cuddle baby bendy armz....
sinfuldeath
Back in my day we propped it with a blanket. Sometimes you need your arms.
DocWino
Your babies are drowning.
mienai
The field of Domestic Engineering.
Koldfront
I feel sorry for the person who thought a setup like this required any kind of degree.
DeV8
Stay at home dad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmWp-rI6vSw
gnovice
tupacshomie
What does your wife do that the person with the engineering degree stays home?
leftyepee
Engineers don't make a whole lot out of the gate in comparison to say doctors
buttpunch13
No one has ever said that about an engineering degree
vagabondmedic
This is not a clever engineering solution. Useful, yes; but not clever. Here is a clever solution:
Junktrunkjunkie
Careful babies can get bottle mouth if left like that too long.
Silverforte
You don't really need an engineering degree to figure this out... Pretty sure basic level common sense could have done that.
leftyepee
A massive amount of engineering is just basic level common sense.
mrayetch
Origin of the matrix
joleeen
The only engineering I see here are those babies and you don't need an engineering degree to engineer those. Trust me, I'm president of USA
luvinlife17
Hey Trump Tard
downvoteacct
This is H U G E!
joleeen
Yuuuge.
downvoteacct
You the man!
joleeen
I AM a man!
Potus45
Imposter! More fake news from the lamestream media. Sad!
CheetoFingers1
buttpunch13
Your a twat! Probably not really u but if u are... ur a twat
joleeen
On one hand you think there's a chance I might be Donald Trump; on the other hand, your grasp of rudimentary grammar is noteworthy. Bless ??
LooseyGooseyBrett
That's dangerous
rshini
I was wondering, don't babies have poor control over their bodies? Seem like a way for babies to choke on excess milk or their spit up.
MikeAnon
Add some electricity...
ImCranky
You expect us to believe an engineer could build twins?!?
someprickinvietnam
I feel like this guy didn't design or build these.
hwatL4bloopy
no he didn't build those arms. he made the kids and is feeding them WD40
BrownskinOriental
Underrated joke right here.
hwatL4bloopy
I know
paigezero
I feel like a sandwich.
skeletundra
That's what happens when you tell a gamer girl to "make you a sandwich" and she turns out to be a witch.
fartalert
I feel good.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
poof! you're a sandwich!
paigezero
Coincidentally I'm also a poof :)
CongratsYouAreHereNow
That's what i meant! ahhaha, jk, but what a great coincidence
WizardRyan
Poof! You're a coincidence!
paigezero
Er... sandwichly I'm also a... you're? I think we lost it. I think I lost it, sorry.
Ted234y
Why
stormegedendarklordofall
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someprickinvietnam
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Costech-Tablet-Holder-Heavy-Duty-Metal-Flexible-Long-Arm-Stand-360-degree-Rotating-Clip-on-Mount-for-Ipad-Mini-Ip
SherMattLockSmith
Because they are sold as arms to hold things in car seats and strollers for babies....Called the "cuddle baby bendy armz"
PleaseDisperseNothingToSeeHere
Don't worry about it, he's just someprickinwisconsin
katgrl64
"I love you cold unfeeling robot arm."
Opportunist
Beep boop
Hong10
onlyveganreplys
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
TACOS!
horsebananas
ROBOT! Experience this tragic irony for me.
punderstorm
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ThermoNuke
Invader Zim :D
ackackackackackackackackackackackackackackack
Curse you! foiled again!...you stole my comment.
Cheomesh
I got that reference
AmityvilleHodor
Cheomesh
HEEEEEEEEEH
CringeBinge
I wish I had some robot arms I could program to hug me
cyberpunxie
https://78.media.tumblr.com/a0ff78b68a36dadc06574f7af9d8014e/tumblr_ooklplUDyO1spre7yo1_400.gif
valen00
Quite an achievable goal that. As a person who plays with a CNC mill I'm going to suggest you check your maths *really well* first tho
TheRealSpaghettiMonster
"Pretty sure I got this right" *crushed into a small straw-like object*
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
SkeletonHitler
metal husband no
valen00
vtm06vipes
It's an Invader Zim quote.
MediocreStories
"I didn't say start SLACKING off!"
IronDogs
Harder daddy
Iminjungle11
What?
ahintaclue
What?
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valen00
Fireguy97
So you're engineering degree trains you to purchase a device for Amazon that holds an iPad?
LiveSoMuchEveryDay
It's cold repurposing :-)
agalzoff
First 3/4 of my degree was complex theory. The last 1/4 was learning when to take the easy way out and use pre-made solutions
onlyveganreplys
paigezero
Yes, I am engineering degree trains. Cruel parents.
MosquitoLobido
I feel like not enough people will get this.
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
i’m pretty sure everyone gets it.
itinifni
Which degree train is the hardest to engineer?
paigezero
Media studies, there's just not enough raw material to work with.
ThatShiftyMonkey
*your *from
Fireguy97
Oh crap! Good catch my friend. I changed the format of my comment and forgot to change it back to 'your'. I'm usually the grammar Nazi.
Fireguy97
From was just my fat fingers, but still good catch!
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
any chance people can get to correct someone else on here... they go for it.
ThatShiftyMonkey
Especially on soelling/grammar. We have vary high standerds.
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
haha
CaspianQuix
A liberal arts degree is useless, engineering is a necessity.
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
Liberal arts are required, same as any other. However, everyone getting lib arts has rendered it meaningless b/c too many have it
TrustedxProfessional
Liberal arts more like liberal farts am I right
CaspianQuix
Who could possibly argue the opinion of such a respectable professional?
TimmehCaster
Or maybe its a joke.
AmityVilleHorror
Hint, it was also a joke. Check the usernames
Rezol
Genuine question, what exactly is liberal arts? What kind of courses is it and what separates it from like some kind of artist school?
Notyourhomie
Humanities(eg. Language studies), social sciences(eg. Economy) , creative arts(eg. Theatre, dance, fine arts, etc...).
Rezol
Thanks. So it's for university? Or college? The school forms below university are different in my country so there's a lot to understand.
Notyourhomie
Generally speaking you can go into a university that has strong liberal arts program compared to its STEM programs and it'll be called a ...
Rezol
So why is it called liberal? It makes my brain try to connect it with politics and I can't imagine that's the point.
Notyourhomie
...Liberal arts school, community colleges usually have many of the basic courses for STEM and liberal arts
StonesOnTheHill
Well, first of all, it's not that kinda arts. It's more a general purpose education introducing social and natural sciences and other stuff.
PleaseDisperseNothingToSeeHere
Liberal arts schools require you to take classes that essentially culture you. History, art, theology, ethics, etc. as general requirements.
Rezol
Well I can see the value in that but not as a higher education. It's too broad to give a sense of what you're supposed to work with after.
Cheomesh
Art falls under Liberal Arts.
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
I majored in it to become a teacher. Its a little bit of a everything.
Rezol
Aren't there specific programs for becoming a teacher? If not that does make sense. Does it include pedagogy?
themuttonisniceandlean
Dangerous to prop a bottle. Kid can choke.
puffthemagicdracula
Yeah but he’s obviously supervising. It’s not easy trying to feed babies especially twins. Whatever helps AS LONG AS the parent is vigilant
themuttonisniceandlean
No, the bottle has to be angled and adjusted as the baby eats. You can t just stand close; once aspiration happens it's too late.
puffthemagicdracula
I’m sure as he watched the bottle empty, he adjusted or stopped feeding. Babies will naturally pull away when they are full as well.
Daisy4em
The real danger is over feeding. At that age babies can breathe and swallow at the same time b/c the larynx is high. At 9month it drops 1/2
Daisy4em
And the baby starts to babble and words are starting to be formed. #linguistics
purplepurplepruple
And physical contact is needed for emotional and intellectual development
PaulVolckerWithLipstick
Right, the engineer is concerned with emotional development...
mrdinklage
Yeah all of the above...
paramedicnotadriver
Do you mean while he's standing there focused only on his two children?
zebrakebebra
Right? Its not like he's going to leave the room and let them fend for themselves. He made something cool and took a picture, that's all.
themuttonisniceandlean
The bottle & baby need to both be held so it can be angled and adjusted b/c babies can breathe and eat at the same time and aspirate easily.
m8Turbo
Yea but he has two in case he fucks up the first one
Mentirosa30
An heir and a spare
Wadef4
And if they both choke?
NeilTysonsAstrophysics
He gets to make more
Beelsebooob
And even in the best case they'll overfeed. Plus it's dangerous to leave babies surrounded by bedding like that - they can suffocate.
KidneyBeene
...
Beelsebooob
???
Mdp2525
I mean, he did say his engineering degree was useless.
BaconBaconBaconBaconBaconBaconBaconBaconBaconBaconBaconBacon
hes probably watching them, this just makes it easier for him if hes alone and both are hungry at the same time
CongratsYouAreHereNow
babies are cowards
drdavessardogs
Mom "Grow a pair!"
PrinceOfSpace
"Your engineering degree is useless" - Said no one ever.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
my thoughts exactly
WorkaholicGifsForEveryReply
My friend that graduated with an engineering degree from one of the top 3 engineering schools says his degree is worthless.
Bluetastic
A -lot- of trade people say that. An astonishing amount of them. It's almost a mantra.
StoptheInfamousElGuapo
I just got an AAS in Machining. I thought I would be in the 18 to 22 an hour range....those 'entry level' jobs want 5 years experience
StoptheInfamousElGuapo
apparently I'm qualified for 12 dollars an hour to push a button multiple times a day
NapoleonDynOmite
I got an outside machinist job that pays $24/hr +ot with no experience. A lot of it is luck and being in the right place at the right time.
StoptheInfamousElGuapo
where is THIS?!?!? I'm in Houston.....maybe that's the wrong place....
PrincessNakedMoleRat
I worked w/ a guy who got an engineering degree, and kept delivering pizza, while I got a certificate in medical coding, and a better job.
worldsokayestspeler
My thoughts exactly. One of the only degrees universally agreed to be practical.
Mydogiscoolerthanyourdog
Sheldon says it regularly.
steeltoothsaber
Markiplier's engineering degree is useless.
onlyveganreplys
tomyironmane
When I get out I'm gonna have degrees in Engineering & English. And one in psych warfare, killing, and creative blasphemy and profanity.
LupusIgnis
I say that about my engineering degree almost daily. I'm retraining as a programmer.
lancelide23
Its really hard to explain this to people
BigFatUglyBugFaceBabyEatingOBrian
Any chance you guys could expand on this? I got a shit degree years back and was looking towards returning for engineering :/
CongratsYouAreHereNow
i got a degree in communications and i now make an upwards of $150,000 per year as a medical sales representative. not bragging, just 1/2
CongratsYouAreHereNow
illuminating the fact that there are ways outside the norm to make money. i have a friend that majored in art history and now runs a 2/3
CongratsYouAreHereNow
start up company. he got 12% sweat equity at a $10MM valuation and earns a nice yearly package as well
leftyepee
Most of the MEs I see who don't get hired out of the gate had no internships and terrible grades. Everyone else gets hired where I live.
LupusIgnis
There are several fields of engineering; some with low unemployment, others... not so much. My field was destroyed by the economical crisis
ImAPickleand911wasaninsidejob
I've done just that. From biomedical engineer to control systems programmer.
iamawaffleiron
Pretty much any job involving math or comp science has you do programming. Even most bio majors have you learn basic oop. Good skill to have
LupusIgnis
Yeah. I chose it because I usually ended up coding anyway when I did have jobs.
Grenther
That's something I can't ever say as a software engineer.
CrepesForDinner
Hey, my engineering degree isn't doing me any favours. Need to take cont Ed course to up my practical skills.
Upvoter2000x
what type of engineer? That's the important question.
LupusIgnis
Yeah, people rarely believe that I can be an engineer with good grades and still be unemployed after hundreds of applications.
kt88shub
Well you would be in the 3% of engineers that manage to do this but it's possible.
hearthstoneaccount3
Hey now, every day there are thousands of useless civil engineers graduating. Its up to us real engineers to knock them down a peg.
RachTrap
Sorry but your engineering project needs to be approved by the civil engineers.
nhapache
This feels so good, like knowing actual dynamics, eyyyyyyy civvies
leftyepee
CivEs, go sit at the bottom of the engineering pyramid with industrial engineers where you belong.
tomyironmane
Someone gotta make sure the foundation is solid.
nhapache
belated, but legit comment lol
KlaatuBaradaMumbleMumble
I have a degree in archaeology but currently do work with civil engineers. Can confirm many are useless.
JaguarOnMtOlympusPlayingALesPaul
Damn civils!
BirdsInTheTrapSingMcnight
What is with all the Civil engineering hate!? Civil-Structural engineer here, I mean, could be worse....I could be a catalog (mech) engineer
cantdo3456
Mechanical engineers make bombs ... and/or HVAC
tomyironmane
Dad did civil engineering. He said most of his job was dealing with other people's shit.
redneckjep
Especially if he was did wastewater engineering
tomyironmane
omfgitsmichael
And the even more useless, industrial engineers
CaptainSl00000000w
I worked at a car plant for a while. I must admit (as a MechE) that the IE's were helpful.
leftyepee
Anheuser Busch recruiters told me they won't hire IMSE. They just teach MEs how to use Excel.
Kevcah
Oi! I'm one of those useless civil engineering graduates! Less of that!
tomyironmane
Sure he runs his suck now. Wait till his toilet don't flush.
hearthstoneaccount3
I kid I kid, there are much worse degrees out there you could have taken
leftyepee
Like industrial engineering.
WizardofAnus
Yeah, pre-business isn't so bad!
cormacmccarthyreviewsdottiescafe
Hello -religious studies grad
qaaaaa
Ha, like civil engineering technology
triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken
Shush before you alert the physicists they prey on our kind