GOP next week: "helmets are woke mind control devices that will turn you into a gay communist"

Aug 18, 2026 6:11 PM

If you think helmets are bad, wait until you hear what the water is doing to the frogs!

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If "he needs a helmet" is all they got, then they ain't got shit.

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He’s the fucking coolest.

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You know, I really like this guy.

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He's so good at this.

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Conservatives have been at war with everything that helps people. Public transit, bike lanes, etc. from US to UK to everywhere.

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Hello Mr. Mamdani, Toronto has Free Healthcare, just leaving this here.

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Personally, I do like his politics, but even if I didn't... goddamn, the man is the walking incarnation of charisma when it comes to politics and he conveys it with such an air of casual effortlessness and an easy smile. I know on the inside it may be more stressful but he never lets it show.

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This guy puts the rizz in charisma. Outstanding PR, great show of integrity. I'm getting huge Obama vibes and I like it.

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That man is the personification of casual charisma.

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This guy is masterful!

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The responses on his social media posts for this video in particular are deeply brain damaged, tons of people angry that he dares to advocate wearing a helmet, because, according to them, he should instead redesign every New York City street to be so bike friendly that helmets aren't needed at all (ignoring the fact that it's falling down and cracking your skull on pavement that's what helmets primarily save you from, your limbs are what's in danger in vehicle collisions mostly)

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reminds me when he had his "tan suit" moment by jumping into a public pool fully clothed and all the rags and right media outlets just kept talking about how he broke dress code rules and was unfit to be mayor because of it.

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Jokes on you mother fucker im already a gay communist!! But really I like how his response is "youre right i need to do better." No excusing MINOR fault. Just yup u right ill fix it

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Wow, a leader trying to set a good example. That's almost as quaint as an 8track tape deck.

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Clip. The. Chin. Strap. Sir.

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Jesus now hes gonna have to do a new video clicking the strap! Lol

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Helmets are now woke in 5... 4... 3...

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Helmeta have always been woke.

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You mean he didn't tell everyone to fuck off, and then draft a law to ban helmets? What kind of politician is he? Is he *for* the people or something - weird... (/s in case you didn't catch the tone there)

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People Who Wear Bicycle Helmets Are Suckers And Losers !!! - magas.

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"How dare New York make medical decisions on my behalf by forcing me to wear a helmet! I WILL OVERHEAT AND DIE. BTW women should be forced by law to carry unwanted fetuses to term" - how MAGA brainworms' hosts would react

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Helps to have a P.R. team that is out-fucking-standing. Capitalizing on social media when people report smaller issues that affect their daily lives is genius. Also, a shout-out to the actual workers putting foot to ass fixing those problems. That's gotta make your day as a a city worker.

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It's like the cheapest of all tap ins delivered on a plate from the reicht. What did this ad cost? 5k most?

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He didn't even call any of the reporters piggy, stupid, or fake news. I don't understand. How's he supposed to get their respect? Is the next thing you're going to say is that he doesn't like to visit private islands or engage in cannibalistic activities? https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Y3F5dmk1eGxnZTF1bnduMTJwMGhqZjk1bDkydWl2aXpzMThyc2RnaSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/H7Hvis1UmPdKYo3DYg/200w.webp

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Crazy. He took the opportunity to be a role model!?! Unthinkable. What's next?

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meanwhile,

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Soooo much positive energy just oozing from this individual. He's like a tiny zodiac boat of hope floating atop an OCEAN OF SHIT that is so representative of this fucking literal empire of international terrorists & child molesters.

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Please by all means, Fox Propaganda should encourage its viewers to forgo helmets

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Doubt many Fox viewers get on bikes, neither for exercise nor transportation

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I would argue that, more than anything else, the most important thing Mamdani has done has advertised what he has done. Fixed potholes? TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT. Made landlords fix dwellings? Show it! Bidens biggest failure is that he fixed a lot of things but was silent about it. Hell, Trump is claiming credit for the drug prices going down when it was Bidens administration!

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Good people tend to just want to do good and be humble about it, not self aggrandizing, which is why people like Trump can take advantage of them. I bet every one of the crews he stiffed in his earliest developments ever even conceived that yeah could be stiffed by someone so rich.

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While I totally agree and operate in much that manner, it is important to take a victory lap when necessary. Remind people that some politicians are trying to do the right thing. Don't let repubs take credit for the occasional Dem success. People need to know who is actually helping.

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Anyone else a little disappointed that the helmet was a little lackluster? Like it could have a mohawk or at least with a nice I heart NY on the side

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We will get there I am sure

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Exactly my thoughts!

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I fucking love this guy

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We need more of him.
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Have you seen or heard Michigan muscular-manospherish Mamdani? Still not enough Mamdanis.

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Appropriate use of meme. I’m so happy to see this meme being used for something positive! We really are starved for ethical, rational behavior.

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Incredible. And important to normalize hearing a difference of opinion, thinking critically about it, and changing your behavior based on things.

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That's the biggest thing that spawns all the rest of Trump and his supporter's toxic behaviors is their complete inability to ever admit being wrong.

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That's why JFK insisted on having some people around him who disagreed with him.

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It is refreshing when what we're starting to get used to is a flurry of conflicting lies and excuses, along with attacks on anyone who pointed out even the smallest mistake.

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Riding bikes is communism. -GOP

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Per Secretary of Transportation Duffy, they're DEI. Secretary Duffy is the best, most qualified, and earnestly trying to do a good job of Trump's appointees.

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Not sarcasm because they're trying to get rid of bike lanes

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His PR team are incredible.

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The Bee Gees, Staying Alive- perfect!!

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Holy crap, how did I miss that!?!? 😭

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It helps that he doesn't suck

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San Francisco needs both, a really good mayor and also a fun pr team

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Owning up to his mistake makes him so much better than just fucking lying about it and saying you didnt... like how maga and the pedo in chief operate

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And like, that his only fucking mistake was not wearing a helmet... Not like. *gestures at the rest of the world* That...

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It's just so refreshing after 10 years of DARVO abuse tactics from almost the entire political establishment.

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The sad thing is, taking a moment to assume accountability and step up towards being a role model is increasingly rare in politics. No attacks, no excuses, no false claims to spin this as a photo op or ai.

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Taking accountability is increasingly rare where I'm from in any area.

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Yep. I am honestly having a hard time remembering the last time a politician looked into the camera and said "I've gotta do better."

Plenty of "we" on the Liberal and Progressive side of things... but hearing the individual, personal acknowledgement and onwership of responsibility is very refreshing.

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Obama was good at taking accountability for his administration's mistakes. Republicans in general view accountability as weakness, though.

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That's "conservatives in general".

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True! It's been 10 years since he's been in office, though.

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Now buckle it!

... and wear some gloves to protect your hands because if you're like me you'll put them down to stop your fall a hundred times before ever hitting your head.

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Also knee and elbow pads. If you ever ragdoll roll across the street, your elbows are gonna be drumsticks on a snare drum.

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I wear gloves because if I don't my arms go to sleep.

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I wear gloves because at 6am it's 55 degrees out and wind chill hurts.

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I am very cold tolerant. My normal gloves shed heat incredibly well, when it gets below about 40F (4.4C) I wear normal work gloves for warmth and when it gets below 20F (-6.6C) I wear warm gloves.

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Yep. Padded palms are not only better cushioning for hard impacts like pavement contact, they're also extremely helpful in avoiding vibration-related structural stress & circulatory problems.

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Que? 🤔

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Oh, while riding a bike you mean

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Yes, even so I do understand the confusion.

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One word: Recumbent!

If you're tired of having to buy crotch cushions and padded gloves to make your body able to use a bike, then switch to a recumbent bicycle. No pain. No numbness. Better efficiency.

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That thought has crossed my mind more than once. I'll probably go there someday. I recently saw a very odd looking bike though. It was a tandem recumbent bike and the person in front was above and in front of the front wheel.

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People get crazy with bike designs!

I found an old swb recumbent at a thrift store and decided to try it out. It was just mindblowing. I ride to do my chores, not exercise, and this thing just made everything so easy. Of course, I have a backup bike because the SWB has a thin back tire and can't fit a tannus, so it constantly gets a flat when riding through the city. It's like the rainbow bridge to valhalla out here with all the glass and nails. I'm gonna modify with a wider wheel soon.

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Make mine supine

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Some of the racing models are virtually flat like that. It's kinda insane, but that's racers. I'm a chore rider in a city, so I like my more upright style with what's basically a beach chair.

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Oh sorry, that was a sticker I had on mine back in the 90’s

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Thats the kind of politicians we need

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Something must be wrong with him, if he isn't corrupted yet

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the kind with a functioning brainstem?

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Good examples in elected office? People running the country that we can point to and tell kids "yes, that's how we want you to act"?
Hope it catches on.

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Good news! This is one we actually HAVE! And more to arrive soon.

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While this is cool, it is severely depressing that he NEEDS to do these things to keep his position. He can’t be a statesman that just goes about the governments business and addresses constituents on substantial issues, he MUST be highly visible and prepared to capitalize on EVERY opportunity to market himself to the public via every social channel available.

I don’t know, I’m probably just ‘old man yells at cloud’ for socials. Politics has always been a popularity contest.

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I get the point you’re trying to make, but I disagree. I think all politicians should be more visible like this.

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No, this is exactly what politicians should be doing.
Put aside the marketing and think about what it means for an elected official to be called out for dangerous habbits and to respond "I need to do better."
As our representatives, our elected officials should be held to a high standard. Not just in how they govern, but in how they act in general. Whether we mean to or not, by electing them, they serve as examples to young people of what we expect of respectable adults.
We need to do better.

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Excuse me, but it seems that what he just did here addresses constituents on a substantial issue. He's not making a highly public and personal 'safety campaign' the way some politicians might, but is addressing the issue in one clear, simple, short PSA. Is it what you would consider a "substantial" issue? Maybe not, but you probably have not bounced your brainbox along a city street because you neglected to wear a helmet.

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Plus it's helpful for the kids to see other adults doing it.

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It’s not about the bike helmet specifically, it’s about the performative nature of the interaction. It’s a matter of scope. He’s the mayor of one of the largest, most populous cities in the world, and he MUST take this chance to respond and do so in a funny, engaging way. I’m not knocking anything about the PSA itself, and obviously if people hadn’t asked for it he wouldn’t have bothered. But it’s not, I dunno, ending homelessness in the city.

1/2

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And yes, he can work on both, but if he ONLY ended homelessness, in a non-performative manner, it would be worse for him politically. He MUST do the PSA so people pay attention to everything else. Achievements don’t stand for themselves. He can be shiny and also do good, but he cannot do good without first being loud and bright and shiny. Someone is being shiny to get elected and then doing bad.

If they could NOT be shiny, and were ONLY judged on if they did good or bad, things would be better.

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The thing about the world that could be if only people were smarter is we don't live in that world. We live in the world that is. So we need to do what works here.

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