Jul 18, 2022 12:19 PM
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nicholStar
I'm wondering how people this stupid have access to 60000 dollar plus vehicles
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
Stealing time
discogravy
tryin' to get Vecna outta Florida
SirLurkAndSmirkAndSometimesSnark
Now low bridges plz.
CaptionThisMeme
Stranger Things Season 5 looks kinda low budget imo
ElbowDeepInUserSub
Don't worry, she's structural.
BonusDad
Season 4 of Stranger Things on Wish.
WhatYouMeanItAintReal
Why use tie down straps when ol’ Fat Bottom Betty can bear hug the thing?
Throwstones
Soon will be if your politics carry on
TheAlphabetHas28Letters
Time just flies by when you're having fun
DrasticBastard
Who spends 60K on a truck but not $12 on ratchet straps?
WaveMotionGum
Floridians...apparently.
whatsisname
90% of truck owners.
Jewdakris
We can hope soon enough
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Meh. I've done worse. Much worse lol
ImNotActuallyEvilAfterAll
But did you document it for us?
It was before the age of camera phones, barely in the age of mobile phones lol - sorry no, no pics or video of it!
TwoSeamer
Vecna's clock?
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
I hope it doesn't clock her in the face
Ja5per
She is a clocksucker! Heh? Anyone? I'll show myself out
Fieryatlas
Just take it +1
clamdriver
Precious family heirloom wrapped in Aunt Mable.
CantStopTheRock
What really Tick's me off is all the Tok about how this is 'unsafe'.
It is unsafe. It's a clock - not a safe at all!
LucienTheLuckless
Is this illegal or was it grandfathered in? It's high time we put this to bed and handed these people a toll for winding people up like this
You're right, we should do something - and fast too, the clock is running out!
ResonantPause
heller8790
That fabreeze just woken everyone sense of smell. Think once that truck stop she’ll taste that wooden clock. Steady ride.
We got that info from Jackie Chan Adventures: Horse talisman. Sinuses control air flow, air then manage oxygen: X by their speed we good.
sethb1978
We need tougher immigration policies for Floridians
gumblemuntz
At least they're on the freeway and not surface streets...
BlanchedNut
We ARE our own country....Flori-DUH
rshewmaker6
If this is stranger things she needs to start running up that hill
IliveIdyeIliveagain
I can hear her destiny was numbered, 'Tick Tick'
NottaNameyet
At least it will be easy to determine her time of death.
Krashtestdummy
She doesn't want time to slip by.
madjo
Her biological clock was ticking
UnicornSausage
She's got too much time on her hands
AirBorneMedic506th
Man they really mean it when they say times speeding up.
freeloaderr
Or she just stole it from vegan. So he can’t possess peoples minds.
Vecna*
Vecna is vegan? That’s news!
Sipulikeitto
I'm hearing this while watching that clip: https://youtu.be/me-_CJl-PF4
tiptoecoyote
Time flies
smittyspawnshop
Someone play some Kate Bush quick.
JoshuaFalken
I thought people getting this close to their grandfathers was more of an Alabama thing...
Slaywraith
Well, didn't say where they were comin' from...
bekindtoanimals
Da fuq?
tychog99
They saw Vecna's omen as a gift and went "oh sweet, a grandfather clock!"
SpaceballsTheComment
The upside-down is NOT ready for Floridians.
Very much not, they be making Demogorgon Boil in a week
Feralkyn
I feel like Vecna would be legitimately fucked up. Like, that bit where he sorta zips around, delving into the psyches of everyone around-
him? Can you IMAGINE? "This one fucked an alligator? And that one robbed a store with a flamethrower for toothpaste? and this one ate bath
salts and then a COP? What the fuck"
backrideup9
6' tall clock, 8' truck bed.
somethingstupidandclever
I load cars regularly for a furniture store. People either let you just do it or they "know" better than you and you're an idiot cuz trucks
SexBeerGamingCarsMoviesCoffeeBurgersCats
I'm assuming it moving around on the bed of the truck could damage it. And the clock is more important to him than his wife.
Aelio
9' tall 11 O'clock bed, we're gonna rock around the clock tonight
circlebreaker
TheFleetFootedGod
Laying it flat might fuck up the movement.
turdService
Not good for the lady?
xBoneDaddy
There ya go. You’re a doppelgänger of the guy driving the truck.
RednapxpandeR
You can take the moving shiny parts out before moving these things. - Moved two in my life time.
IAlwaysUpvoteLowBudgetCreativeWork
Absolutely! Yours is the smart way. Then there is the Florida way. Which is, by far, the most entertaining way.
RedFairladyZ32
This is true. - moved time in my life too.
Hate the weight distribution LOL
IOnlyNeedOneBall
I'd rather heavy over awkward anyday.
cardboardwhales
Bouncing up and down going along the road can fuck up the movement too
This is true. Packaging matters, kids!
WhichIsIt
They could lay it in top of the wife. I suspect it wouldn’t take much to convince her.
konmari
she likes big clock
TallynNyntyg
As would stops and goes. The momentum change would cause the clock to slide, possibly hitting and causing damage.
BrokenAnimal
Yeah, so I'm not going to hire you to move stuff for me... Straps and padding mate. Straps and padding.
I've moved stuff for my uncle who's a sculptor. In all fairness, he provided the padding. Also, I'm highly uncomfortable going to new houses
MADFOX
No straps or pads? That's a paddlin'.
nicholStar
I'm wondering how people this stupid have access to 60000 dollar plus vehicles
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
Stealing time
discogravy
tryin' to get Vecna outta Florida
SirLurkAndSmirkAndSometimesSnark
Now low bridges plz.
CaptionThisMeme
Stranger Things Season 5 looks kinda low budget imo
ElbowDeepInUserSub
Don't worry, she's structural.
BonusDad
Season 4 of Stranger Things on Wish.
WhatYouMeanItAintReal
Why use tie down straps when ol’ Fat Bottom Betty can bear hug the thing?
Throwstones
Soon will be if your politics carry on
TheAlphabetHas28Letters
Time just flies by when you're having fun
DrasticBastard
Who spends 60K on a truck but not $12 on ratchet straps?
WaveMotionGum
Floridians...apparently.
whatsisname
90% of truck owners.
Jewdakris
We can hope soon enough
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Meh. I've done worse. Much worse lol
ImNotActuallyEvilAfterAll
But did you document it for us?
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
It was before the age of camera phones, barely in the age of mobile phones lol - sorry no, no pics or video of it!
TwoSeamer
Vecna's clock?
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
I hope it doesn't clock her in the face
Ja5per
She is a clocksucker! Heh? Anyone? I'll show myself out
Fieryatlas
Just take it +1
clamdriver
Precious family heirloom wrapped in Aunt Mable.
CantStopTheRock
What really Tick's me off is all the Tok about how this is 'unsafe'.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
It is unsafe. It's a clock - not a safe at all!
LucienTheLuckless
Is this illegal or was it grandfathered in? It's high time we put this to bed and handed these people a toll for winding people up like this
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
You're right, we should do something - and fast too, the clock is running out!
ResonantPause
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
heller8790
That fabreeze just woken everyone sense of smell. Think once that truck stop she’ll taste that wooden clock. Steady ride.
heller8790
We got that info from Jackie Chan Adventures: Horse talisman. Sinuses control air flow, air then manage oxygen: X by their speed we good.
sethb1978
We need tougher immigration policies for Floridians
gumblemuntz
At least they're on the freeway and not surface streets...
BlanchedNut
We ARE our own country....Flori-DUH
rshewmaker6
If this is stranger things she needs to start running up that hill
IliveIdyeIliveagain
I can hear her destiny was numbered, 'Tick Tick'
NottaNameyet
At least it will be easy to determine her time of death.
Krashtestdummy
She doesn't want time to slip by.
madjo
Her biological clock was ticking
UnicornSausage
She's got too much time on her hands
AirBorneMedic506th
Man they really mean it when they say times speeding up.
freeloaderr
Or she just stole it from vegan. So he can’t possess peoples minds.
freeloaderr
Vecna*
madjo
Vecna is vegan? That’s news!
Sipulikeitto
I'm hearing this while watching that clip: https://youtu.be/me-_CJl-PF4
tiptoecoyote
Time flies
smittyspawnshop
Someone play some Kate Bush quick.
JoshuaFalken
I thought people getting this close to their grandfathers was more of an Alabama thing...
Slaywraith
Well, didn't say where they were comin' from...
bekindtoanimals
Da fuq?
tychog99
They saw Vecna's omen as a gift and went "oh sweet, a grandfather clock!"
SpaceballsTheComment
The upside-down is NOT ready for Floridians.
tychog99
Very much not, they be making Demogorgon Boil in a week
Feralkyn
I feel like Vecna would be legitimately fucked up. Like, that bit where he sorta zips around, delving into the psyches of everyone around-
Feralkyn
him? Can you IMAGINE? "This one fucked an alligator? And that one robbed a store with a flamethrower for toothpaste? and this one ate bath
Feralkyn
salts and then a COP? What the fuck"
backrideup9
6' tall clock, 8' truck bed.
somethingstupidandclever
I load cars regularly for a furniture store. People either let you just do it or they "know" better than you and you're an idiot cuz trucks
SexBeerGamingCarsMoviesCoffeeBurgersCats
I'm assuming it moving around on the bed of the truck could damage it. And the clock is more important to him than his wife.
Aelio
9' tall 11 O'clock bed, we're gonna rock around the clock tonight
circlebreaker
TheFleetFootedGod
Laying it flat might fuck up the movement.
turdService
Not good for the lady?
xBoneDaddy
There ya go. You’re a doppelgänger of the guy driving the truck.
RednapxpandeR
You can take the moving shiny parts out before moving these things. - Moved two in my life time.
IAlwaysUpvoteLowBudgetCreativeWork
Absolutely! Yours is the smart way. Then there is the Florida way. Which is, by far, the most entertaining way.
RedFairladyZ32
This is true. - moved time in my life too.
RednapxpandeR
Hate the weight distribution LOL
IOnlyNeedOneBall
I'd rather heavy over awkward anyday.
cardboardwhales
Bouncing up and down going along the road can fuck up the movement too
TheFleetFootedGod
This is true. Packaging matters, kids!
WhichIsIt
They could lay it in top of the wife. I suspect it wouldn’t take much to convince her.
konmari
she likes big clock
TallynNyntyg
As would stops and goes. The momentum change would cause the clock to slide, possibly hitting and causing damage.
BrokenAnimal
Yeah, so I'm not going to hire you to move stuff for me... Straps and padding mate. Straps and padding.
TallynNyntyg
I've moved stuff for my uncle who's a sculptor. In all fairness, he provided the padding. Also, I'm highly uncomfortable going to new houses
MADFOX
No straps or pads? That's a paddlin'.