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Today in Canterbury England a terrible tradgedy took place on the University of Kent campus. I am shocked and disturbed by the tradgedy.
I myself have been a victim of loss and feel this pain acutely. I ask for a moment of silence to honour all those who have lost loved ones, via a fall, a topple, or even a spill.
At 11:07 the remains of almost untouched fresh Thai noodles were found on the Tyler hill steps. Two full completely uneaten containers met thier tragic end. My heart goes out to the victim of this terrible tradgedy.
You may not be able to tell in this photo but the white container, in fact contained an order of extra chicken. I can't image the cost or the pain of this loss.
pope1777
I graduated from Kent in '09 and will stand in 2 minutes silence for this tragic waste.
UnemployedInGreenland
#JeSuisCanterbury
Fleecemaster
Holy shit, I'm from Canterbury, and I honestly froze in fear thinking I've missed some big disaster... I guess +1 for you OP
MadMikes
I might actually feel sorry for these ppl if they didn't leave all the fucking trash there.
AgentTempest
**Tragedy
PangolinWranglin
Don't let it go to waste! Some starving children in Africa could eat those stairs!
NightOwl76
And the railings, too. Let's not forget the nutritional value there is in railings.
gestaltist
Your spelling is a tradgedy
spacecaptainsmith
Hey I go to Canterbury college. To think I spent today in ignorance of such a ground breaking tragedy.
Thescribz
I was a student in Kent last year. My heart goes out to all my friends effected by this tragedy
IDoStuffToThings
Remember the Cant
flummoxe
I'm freaking out, my uni made it to the front page
Leathalz
What year?
flummoxe
2nd, gone very quick. You?
mydisciplesarelegion
England stood with us after Bowling Green, KY. We now stand with England for the University of Kent.
SomePeopleSayThatCucumbersTasteBetterPickled
America stands with our friends and allies in the U.K.
Revelumin
Dude, couldn't you have put a graphic warning? This is incredibly upsetting to see.
UmbralEntity
The fact that noodles kept their shape after leaving the tin, means this is no great loss.
NightOwl76
Perhaps it had already become cold and congealed before the person dropped it. Speculation.
KristofferRudolfson
je suis kent.
Kopar
We will overcome. We will reorder. We will CLIMB these descending stairs. Together. Anewdle.
HoldItHorizontal
*Sarah McLachlan's In The Arms of The Angel plays softly in the background
MrBojanglesWereAllBojangles
I miss my Uni days at Kent, is the Venue still a thing?
MrBubblesTheEwok
Unfortunately, yes. The floor is still as sticky as always...
HazyWasabi
Remember the Canterbury.
FlyingMonkeyButt
I get that reference. Yay
Mithi
Remember the Cant!
Foxafillion
I got way too triggered by "thier"
cinemeasctha
AnHonestlyPleasantTurtle
Does anyone know where this is from? I feel like having a good cry...
midcirclenine
Exile (2011)
AnHonestlyPleasantTurtle
AxelYamanaka
Is that Harold Saxon?
CarmenRedgenal
This reply is hilarious! I'm cracking up.
cinemeasctha
Had to use a good English actor for a good English Post
SuplexSteve
"Who the fuck is John Simm?!" - Montgomery Flange
cinemeasctha
His Bill hicks monologue in human traffic is the best
KommanderKrebs
You monster.
xDerfelCadarn
That's horrible. Wait for brexit it will be worst.
NightOwl76
*worse
xDerfelCadarn
ty.
boldly
tradgedy?
reverendbonobo
Probably the British spelling. They fuck everything up. Colour, armour, paedophile, diarrhoea, tradgedy.
MetalRearSolidVThePhantomPeen
Yea, the opposite of comedie.
UnluckyLunkhead
Spelling is tradgic. If only OP could go somewhere to be educated in English.
ithinkallinallthismustbethelongestusernameiveeverusedonanysite
When the food is gone and I can't go on,its tragedy!
shuttlecockinakumquat
It's like a tragedy, but one caused by badgers
truflehunter
I would like to think a badger scampering on the stairs startled the victim causing them to drop the food.
Sprixxen
Did you ever hear the tradgedy of Darth Pladgueis The Wise? I thoudt nodt.
ErinFromTheOffice
Do you not have a the "five second rule" over there? Maybe you call it the "five secound rule"?
reverendbonobo
They probably have their own special measurement for five seconds. Like fortnight or stone or some shit.
captainfakeypants
We're the fuckups who can't metric properly and spell everything wrong. All other English-speaking nations are metric and spell like Brits.
Aquilarden
Americans are the majority of native English speakers in the world. Also, we spell for utility, they for legacy.
Phoenixx101
I'm not going to lie there's a good chance I would have scooped it back in and ate it :-/
ButtblasterMcAssmaster
Seriously. What kind of millionaire would just leave that?
peridotstar
Me too--I mean, even the upside down one is still half-on the lid, and the other one is just sideways.
ImADudeWhoWantsToHaveBoobs
A fellow Kent Uni Student here, I join your mourning.
coffeepart2
UKC SPS standing by
jackcolquhoun
UKC checking in
worldtraversingsquirrel
UKC alumni, I stand with you on this solemn day.
Thescribz
UKC alumni, sending thoughts and prayers from the US. We stand together.
bitofaday
Ok so I'm a Christchurch Alumni but I stand with you all
OfficerTwig
Same here, people had left notes next to the Thai food
PommedeTerreur
Kent, you do not stand alone against the tyranny of gravity. The American people stand beside you.
fliptopthehallowed
Not least because the American people are more exposed by gravity than most....
Koshunae
Be careful. This post may be another Chinese Hoax
Silkiestfiend
Sit*
ImALumberjackAndImOK
onlyhalfghost
And just in case someone's trying to get sneaky, us Canadians have your back too.
Kentren
Some of us do you mean.
leftbanana
We stand with you against gravity... but, we stand with you because of ... gravity
CallMeRif
"tyranny of gravity" fucking gold. +1
DirtyAlt
We need to bomb the fuck out of Earth in revenge!
Darkspire
This is why we shoot into the air and say ahhhh! Damn it gravity! Daaaamn it!
Danowar1990
We would float beside you, except...you know...gravity
DapperButtSlapper
But not for too long, standing hurts our big bones.
Metalhead47
Our Great Cheeto is already working on a gravity travel ban!
reddrummer93
We're sitting down in the spirit of standing beside you...
IWrestledABearAndWon
Je suis Kent
GodsLeftTeste
You beat me to it ????
AdolfMotheringfuckingHitlerwaitnothatstaken
Oi no French in here ye bloody baguette!
IWrestledABearAndWon
Nah, I'm from California, in the US. Just figured I'd play along. lol
removekarling
Hi Canterbury, I live in a shitty town next to you. I see such horror daily - once, even half a dominoes pizza, forsaken upon the floor.
SirStefano
Faversham per chance?
jesusisherelookbusy
That wouldn't be Ashford?
removekarling
Nah
Pixiepepper90
Whitstable?
Thisusernameisalreadyinbruce
I never thought I'd see my home town mentioned on here!
CaratacusOfBritannia
They said horror.. gotta be Margate
Pixiepepper90
Whitstable is my idea of horror.
removekarling
Nope
ahairyHoneymonster
Someone would have eaten it in ashford!
jesusisherelookbusy
If not the actual people, then the big bastard seagulls that congregate outside McDonalds.
CheekyBritishChap
I've seen a rat in Pizza Hut before
jesusisherelookbusy
That's probably why they shut it down.
removekarling
KFC here has/had rats.
SongtanSally
Sorry dude, I can't relate. You see, in America, the fat shit would have still eaten it.
JonathanFrey
Good idea just leave it there so someone can walk through it
cjn566
Am American. Can confirm.
shuttlecockinakumquat
I would have definitely still eaten it. only a very small portion of the noodles touched the poisonous earth.
CurtGoBang
I'm from the US and my first thought was that 90% was still edible. Just give a quick look round and shovel it back in. Leave what hit dirt.
CurtGoBang
Also: Am fat.
groundfyter
Don't even act like the English are some portly motherfuckers too.
Wakzo
As a Merican the perfect gif https://imgur.com/dbzw8sM
kidinthesixties
I'm American. I just saved Chick fil a fries that fell between the seat and door in my gross car. Can confirm, still ate.
VoidIncarnate
If you can't abort a fetus, you gotta eat unwanted fries. +1
TheUpdootist
Hey man, the UK is pretty fat as well, thank you very much. MURICA! Tea sucks! etc etc.
Gonnaderpya
Where do fuckers think we get it from
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GaaraOfDaFunk
RIP that couch...
thebloody
What. In. The. Actual. Fuck. *keeps shoveling Dirty bird Fried Chicken into mouth.
KingNero172
God, i almost became like this. I was 280 lbs before i lost weight and joined the airforce.
FatForYou
That's about 200 lbs off this fat bitch.
Radix865
So you lost so much weight you went into negative?
KingNero172
What?
Radix865
Negative weight? As in flying?
sunlitglo
5 second rule applies!
apolloin
I probably would have stood in stunned shock for at least five seconds.
PumpUpMyClam
Followed by quickly looking around to see if anyone else saw it happen. No witnesses.
vampirehedgehog
Just a quick question, does the 5 second rule apply to soup? I need an answer quick, BTW.
sunlitglo
Grab a straw
Bombastik
yes
Lefthandturnsignal
5 second rule? Nah I go by the 5 minute rule
SexuallyIdentifyAsANokia
5 minute rule? Nah I go by the 5 hour rule
Lefthandturnsignal
There's a smashed orange out in the parking lot from about 5 minths ago, do I win if I eat the desiccated remains of the peel?
sunlitglo
Good fiber