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Pepeseinn
A forest fire that burns all the old problematic trees to make room for new sprouts
Quixus
McConnell's death hasn't been confirmed, has it?
sirbartonslady
If its who I think you mean.... him dying in office means he wins. I know the chances of any consequences are miniscule at best but....
55555PieWrecker
Door number 3…
Bubbells
Dude, that would make this July one of the best Julys in years
FatBastardVegetarian
Wait... is Mitch officially ded?
unluckyandbored
No. Not until August 4th, when they'll announce his death. Just in time to not have a special election.
Donoiw
Luck comes in Three's ( or something like that )
poscduke
Cilvaa
One is insignificant, two could be a coincidence. If there's a third soon, that's a pattern. A pattern I don't mind one bit.
Dreamscapevast
sevenfingerman
Good things do come in threes.
MichaelHatch
Yep...
sircowdog
Hang on, did the shriveled turtle actually die? Did I miss it?!
AnonsAndMinions
We've been thinking it for damn near a decade at this point.
16KTS
It’s the Orange Man right? RIGHT?
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
clock is ticking...
RadasNoir
I mean, c'mon! How does a sudden heart attack take Graham out of the blue like that, but that mango fucker has been in obviously poor health for YEARS, and he's still kicking somehow??
KawhiLeonardIsSenpai
Eh. I really don't want JD Vance as president.
Trump at least is chaotic enough to keep the MAGAs fighting each other.
gnarledhalo
GrandmasterSpank
OmnibusLatinName
It's even messy!
mrshihtzu
my first thought... b/c im halloween brain 1st, politics last
MrSatisify
urusername2
Mitch has given a 20 minute talk on why he's still alive!
SleepyHollowAppleTree
I've been thinking about it for ten fucking years.
Funkypeeg
The list is long. Most impactful right now would be Musk, Besos, Altman, Ellison, Karp, Koch, Miller, Hegseth, Bibby.. among many others.
Grendels2dCousinOnceRemoved
I have always heard that good things come in threes.
fractalsphere
Hell of a trifecta
petonious
Is it good things come in threes? Or can we hook Elon into this too?
firlefranz
Another suggestion
PhooBar
The universe is not this kind, but is OK to hope.
ThighHighsSaveLives
My birthday is tomorrow.. come on baby
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Dude, if that happens, I'm gonna be out of it for several days.
Bukoden
I wish you the best for your birthday. If it doesn't come naturally, then I can only hope someone is able to get it for you.
trythebleucheese
yeah, you deserve it
ThighHighsSaveLives
We all deserve a little more hope
Onetonmanwithaspoon
Come on Grimmy get that TRIPLE KILL!
mockingbird75
I hope my upvote helps your wish come true!
Quesadildos
Unfortunately the third celebrity death has happened and it was Sam Neill ☹️
Jordan7831
Threepeat!
ActionJohnnie
Hat trick
StarscreamAndHutch
QUAD DAMAGE!
Magus25
Overkill!
MuffinProof
No such thing
Level21Magikarp
Turkey
blueipDriver
Grim wants that 3 pete https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bGJsMTVzZzZ3dnJmZHdmMncxc2thOGFydnNmd3R1ODh4MmYzdDBqZyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/7LX5QFUn9PxtDSdev2/200w.webp
elfoe
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRR!!!
OmnibusLatinName
That's if Mitch comes back