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https://twitter.com/jonkarl/status/1526378995969044481 Is Tucker going to apologize like Pete Davidson did? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hryWKPHZPB0
May 17, 2022 5:52 PM
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https://twitter.com/jonkarl/status/1526378995969044481 Is Tucker going to apologize like Pete Davidson did? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hryWKPHZPB0
GraceMcClain
Nah, Crenshaw is the same flavour of cunt as Carlson. Fuck the pair of them.
gilliesjohn
The counterrevolution eating its young.
Madchant
At least he wasn't captured. I like people who weren't captured. /s
CraftyGiant
Let them fight. dan (gerrymandermaster) crenshaw is worse than shit on my shoes. so is cucker tarlson.
copperdomebodhi
Remember when Pete Davidson joked about Crenshaw's eye, apologized immediately and Carlson was outraged? 1/2
copperdomebodhi
Pepperidge Farm cookies are just okay. https://www.thedailybeast.com/tucker-carlson-is-now-cool-with-mocking-dan-crenshaws-missing-eye 2/2
Escheron
Nobody noting that Carlson is defending Russia while talking to known Russian Asset Tulsi Gabbard?
HoochIsCrazzy
borrowing Tucker's style "Why does Tucker hate veterans? Does his hatred of vets stem from his support of America's enemies?"
smashpro1
Just asking questions.
Darkchurro
Cause he's a little bitch
Technotoad64
Yes. The answer is yes.
Stefnos
thats right Tucker...... piss of the navy seals... that could turn out great for you
Khazuki
let them fight
csullivan
BeetBoxer
I'm old enough to remember when conservatives flipped their shit when SNL made fun of Crenshaw's injury. Cuz that was only 3 years ago. ¹
BeetBoxer
And tbh they were right to flip their shit, because there is a lot about Crenshaw to criticize but a war injury ain't one of those things. ²
Alozar
Idk, he still looks like a hitman in a porno movie even without the eyepatch.
SinisterSlaw
The more they cannibalize their own the happier I get.
Harryteeters
Yeah fuck Dan Crenshaw tho
Phobetor42
I do feel pretty conflicted. Theres so many perfectly valid things to go after Crenshaw over and they fell back on Ableism.
mardukkur
And the reason Fucker attacked his eye is because he was arguing in support of military aid for Ukraine so just a shitshow on every level.
londonosierra2000
Tucker is a reflection is how stuupid pride and religion can make people.
RickO3611
Tucker is a cannibal. He eats shit
Rainbowdaesh
Did someone mention Dan Crenshaw?
sfcorax
I still don't understand how this has ever been a legal thing to do.
flacoloco
wow, color me impressed. mad as fudge!!!! but impressed too
kempsishere
lolol is that his district?
Nalianna
it is. Or, it could be Onix. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7l3w77/this_congressional_district_in_texas_looks_like/
MapleSyrupMafia
Yeah, I'm losing tracks on republicans shit, I remembered his face, but forgot what he did. Supporting Ukraine is at least a good thing.
Technotoad64
What's that, a voting district?
OuchMouse
It’s meant to dilute the Houston inner city vote. It stretches like 30+ miles to include less densely populated right wing suburbs.
bks2000
Yep. His gerrymandered district
unluckyandbored
Districts should be drawn by computer with as few lines as possible, as straight as possible, w/ even populations.
stlouiscardinalsfan7
I wish certain things would happen to Tucker that made him no longer able to be on tv… ill leave it that vague.
UnluckyLunkhead
Tucker is a rarity; an intelligent person who pretends to be stupid. Unlike Trump, an idiot pretending to be a genius.
rooik14
Tucker isn't particularly bright. He got so embarrassed by Jon Stewart that he fled for a while & then only has punching bags on his show.
thedudeman519
He doesn't seem to wear bowties anymore lmao
Mack1986
Fuck Crenshaw and Carlson.
zengaisfamous
I’ve also insulted Crenshaw lack of depth perception. Having a disability doesn’t stop you from being an asshole
azazyel
Then you make fun of the man, not the disability. They're mutually exclusive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMowg6_CaAA
zengaisfamous
No, Crenshaw doesn’t deserve that respect.
MapleSyrupMafia
"lot of gall for eyepatch McCain to attack moms who are worried about baby formula as pro-Russia" Where the fuck is the link between those?
Bugguts1957
Fuck tucker, tucker sucks
fearlessfloyd
Tucker? Apologize? Has he ever?
anthisrobert
FlawedSquad
You've got about as much chance of hearing an apology from TC as you would from Trump.
bwizzle360
I mean, he probably has… He’s just never meant it.
snixsys
Tucker's mother is the one who should apologize ...
DonL9
How about his dad, for not pulling out sooner?
TooRexyForMyShirt
Shitty nickname. Shitty nickname from a shitty person.
INeverReadTheTOS
Man, Fox finally criticizes a Republican and it's through shitty ableism. Of fucking course.
billstranger
Crenshaw fucking suuuuuuucks, but if anything his eye is a bonus, because he braved his way to it, at least. Swanson Hungryman is a twat.
Tumescentpie
Look at how the right misgenders Caitlyn"I killed someone with my car" Jenner. They only have one "joke" and it is hate.
Merdock
While I don't know the full context here, I think Crenshaw has been one of few who admit Trump lost 2020. Could make him a target for them.
CaveHunter3000
No this is about Crenshaw supporting Ukraine and NATO
Deadpo0l
Why not both?
CaveHunter3000
It very well could be, but this generally seems more like Carlson is going after Krenshaw for his Russian master rather than the Repub ones
Merdock
What I was saying is that perhaps he has stepped out of line too many times with the repubs, and they're reminding him of the consequences
CaveHunter3000
He didn’t blab about the eyes wide shut parties so I doubt the Repubs would really go after him for this
coronakilla
What? Criticism by the prophect fucker carlson?
wilagames
Let_them_fight.gif
ATastyCorpsesicle
Isometimestakethingsliterally
I don't know who Dan Crenshaw is but the eye patch is kinda badass, I know who Tucker is and he looks like a confused pile of shit.
TheBeardlyOne
He lost an eye during service as a Navy Seal
copperdomebodhi
Crenshaw is about as far-right as you can get without being a pro-Russian fascist. Carlson's mad he's not a pro-Russian fascist.
MapleSyrupMafia
Gerrymandering Dan Creshaw. His district map pretty much avoid minorities like plague.
smashpro1
Crenshaw is a huge MAGA guy in Congress, but apparently took things too far by actually being in favor of sending aid to Ukraine.
Isometimestakethingsliterally
Ah, I see. Ty!
MajorNikon
Remember folks, this is the best example of GQP intellectualism.
TheIceHorse
Carlson’s a showman, he’s not that stupid, he just knows he can get paid peddling garbage to people.
MajorNikon
Not sure how that does him any favors
TheIceHorse
It doesn’t. I just don’t agree with attributing stupidity to people that are very aware of what they’re doing. It’s worse, really.
NotSomoneElse68
Yeah, Ticket is absolutely aware of what he's doing and the power he's consolidating.
thedudeman519
Exactly. Dismissing them as "stupid" undermines their evil.
MajorNikon
I'm not saying he's stupid. I'm saying this is as good as GQP intellectualism gets. For further reading reference demagoguery.
HoochIsCrazzy
just out of curiosity, what did Crenshaw do to get Tuckers panties bunched up?
Baeloro
He had the gall of being randomly selectes from a hat of hot takes Carlson pulls from before each show
azazyel
https://www.thedailybeast.com/tucker-carlson-is-now-cool-with-mocking-dan-crenshaws-missing-eye
Ankylosaur
Spoiler: his support for Ukrainian military aid
Eridianne
LOL oh thank goodness I thought he might have shown compassion in some other human capacity Fukken Slash S
thunec101
He spoke in favor of Ukraine aid. Tuckkker thinks we should spend the $ on baby formula. Dan said $40bn can buy you zero formula.
Lampmonster
Showed a hint of integrity. Just a hint is all it takes.
ElectricDanger
They should fight it out.
DarkRedCape
He openly said that Trump lost, and that anyone who believes the election was stole was “kidding themselves”. So he’s labeled a RINO now.
jayman0123
hotroddadbod
This is great and I hate that the bar is so low
AnythingMuchShorter
He's still ultra far right, in favor of oligarchy. But you have to be completely willing to deny reality and say whatever they tell you.
MicrosoftWizard7
Yup. But we saw this early in the trump loss. Loyalty is ultimately what they prize most.
AnythingMuchShorter
I think more than literally believing it, that's the point of this denial, it's a loyalty test. "Will you outright deny reality for trump"
MicrosoftWizard7
Indeed. Treating a trump endorsement like some golden ticket, yet several of his endorsed canditates have lost, like Cawthorne.
TheSecondPiewackit
Fuckin weird, because he reminds me of every fuckin toxic leader I've ever had in the military. Stopped clock and all that.
Baeloro
Out of curiosity, are we really supporting Dan Crenshaw? Dood is a fucking ass pucker if I've ever seen one..
Cheomesh
Sometimes Reds have their uses.
HoochIsCrazzy
not so much supporting Crenshaw as acknowledging picking on people for physical disabilities is wrong
s0cratez
I don't think it's support for Crenshaw, but calling out bad behavior whoever the target might be.
Jatenffxiv
You can like a few things someone said without liking them completely
itsjustplaid
Be more of a man than he'll ever be, probably. But to be fair, that isn't a very higher bar.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
For Republicans, that's an Olympic-level high jump.
Burke616
Which is weird, since we had to dig a trench specially for that bar.
itsjustplaid
Oops, meant "high bar"
redsmerf
My mother is more of a man than Tucker Carlson