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Mar 15, 2022 3:45 AM
WaldoSupremo
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Bippetyboppety
Captain?
getadogupya
Maybe it was their decision, couldn't put up with him.
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
He was like, “staying at home with out constant attention? Not for me.”
bradmo
#BoomerHumor
lemmonjello
for millions of dollars
DaddyBgek
Brady retiring is like imagining Gordon Ramsay just decided to never cook again. It's not in his bones. He can't do it.
Pentjotal
Cooking might be less dangerous than getting it by a 350 lbs raging giant.
Jbelkin
Just like us … $40 million to hang out with the boys or explain the extra $.50 at target because u forgot to bring in bags …
GrimFinn
It's almost as if top athletes are so good at their craft because they love doing it. That's why I'm not an athlete but I have 15 children
stonedlikeicheckedoutmedusa
Mom of a 4 year old…me too some days. Me too.
TheSHR3DD3R
Yeah, if I was a skill player in the NFL I think I'd just retire if my team didn't draft Jordan Davis. QB draw? No thanks coach
Maverick8778
REVENGE488
He loves the game. Not his family
Lulabel73
ButcherofBakersfield
He'd rather spend time in the locker room with naked linemen than his supermodel wife... we see you, Tom.
Shaodyn
I thought it was because he decided letting other people win Super Bowls was too boring. I mean, he has 7 Super Bowl rings and 10 fingers.
IdUsuallyJustLurkButGeez
Please don't crop out Twitter handles. Thoughts & heart go into jokes.If you liked them, give them credit (this one is from Stephen Colbert)
Dannoboyo
Wanted off his team. Retires. Signs up with another team.
TohmaytohTohmahtoh
That, and gas prices are on the rise...
doobiedoobop
When bottoms deny their true nature, it comes out in ... other ... ways.
canahoe
schananagans
And somebody get that man a shield
Hashbrown123
He wants that Infinity Gauntlet of super Bowl rings.
enybi
He's already got more than the required number for the gauntlet (7 vs 6)
Hashbrown123
Then I guess he is going to Infinity.....and beyond.
bro02tc
Nope not enough brain damage to deal with this shit
Aaronb1138
Troy "Acme Brick" Aikman is kinda the last QB with significant concussion syndrome which spawned the NFL white lives matter more initiatives
Aaronb1138
I mean, there is Ben Roethlisberger, but that man keeps mistaking his position for running back.
7thor8thcaw
I mean, it's a lot less likely for a QB to suffer the same kind of damage the other 95% of the team will suffer.
EaNasirIsABastard
.......yet...........
bro02tc
EaNasirIsABastard
If you are not technically correct you are technically wrong.
duffman3335
JFC. When TF is it enough money and glory? Go TF home, Tom. FFS!
ChristopherHallett
Ha ha yes, loving families are terrible, I wish I could just hang out at the bowling alley getting drunk with my boomer pals too.
breach1
Another unfunny joke for dumb people.
ladyxreds
I understand that his last touchdown ball sold just hours earlier for over $500,000. And his new salary is for $25 million.
DocWino
Now it’s just another Brady ball. Roflmfao!!
Pandameter
Which is half of what Karen Rodgers is getting this season. 25's a lot for a human to earn, but it's mid-tier at best in the league
llortamai
Whoa, I bet it's value deflated!
hydrophidian
*golf clap
Steeltoedmonkey
RectalPunchfromHell
Omg! It is probably worthless now
ccman87
why are they paying him in Rubles?
OverthoughtUnderedited
As someone else said: anyone who can afford a ball for a half million probably needs some disappointment in their lives.
crazyspelling
That's amazing.
VileEverett
I would also rather earn millions than spend time with his family
DocWino
When is it enough?
SlagathorTheThird
Imagine how pissed the guy that bought that ball must be
kingkongkeom
Money should have to be returned.
purdhapley
Anyone who can drop half a million dollars on a ball is either an idiot, or money is no object.
SomeDetroitGuy
His wife makes MUCH more than he does.
crashmat
I too choose this guy's wife
Willsmileforfood
I think we all would.
LocalBadB0Y
StarscreamAndHutch
Dude sat in the pickup lane at school one time and said nope.
swanglemydangle
At my son's old school I'd walk two miles to school and just walk him home. Brings out the worst in people and we got to talk longer.
FweejTheOverseer
I don’t blame him. I’m from Tampa and I have to pick up my nephew from school every once in a while. I would t wish that upon my worst enemy
7thor8thcaw
I'm also from Tampa and have experienced the lines. People are aggressive.
TheYoungerChrisEvans
Tbf, I'd rather be tackled by a train than live in Tampa or Orlando ever again.
7thor8thcaw
Can I ask why? I live here and I don't like the heat and how busy it is, but I've been to a lot worse places.
TheYoungerChrisEvans
Just because because there are worse places doesn't mean it's not terrible. Traffic/transportation, climate, crime rate, population (which
TheYoungerChrisEvans
has affected the job market), and cost of living. And the influx of people means thats all gotten worse since the 90s
FweejTheOverseer
Same. My wife is from here so unfortunately she has “emotional ties” or something like that.
TheYoungerChrisEvans
After I moved away, I got married and it turns out my wife has family in both haha I feel ya