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Flying Fox.
governmentgavemeagun
Who is this "G-d" character you speak of?
AmSaiCo
The dog one would be a lot more touching without a picture of the human equivalent of a poorly trained dog in it
PudgyMarmot
jeauxseph
#35 - It's raining legs. Hallelujah, it's raining legs.
WMD1979
A hundred dozen would be 1200 donuts, not 2400. Either their math is off or it is badly named.
DepressivesBrot
It's called _double_ hundred dozen though, still a silly name but technically works out to the correct number.
whitevfute
Im not even high and you are making me trip on how huge bat hand are
Eluria
#43 thats just so accurate
SpockLobster
Jesus bats are kinda gross
dooremouse
Whatever, we all know Leofwine loves it.
Probablalibly
Regarding the very climbable mountain in greece. Its fucking hot there and would take multiple hours to get on top. Not like any of you care
iDownvoteDumpsWithCaptions
I care and you're right. Also yeah most Greek hills are climbable but still MAD steep
flj7
Mississippi, by the way. Mississippi ranks forty-tenth.
NiceCatchBlancoNinoTooBadYourAssGotSacked
Its true. I'm from Mississippi and all I learned in 10th grade Algebra was "Fags are going to hell". Sad part is, that's not even a joke.
GrimGravy
TIL fox is in alphabetical order
appaismyspiritanimal
That kid's logic is flawless.
Maegvasaiel
But Aladdin isn't a prince in disguise, but a thief disguised as a prince
sunyudai
Except that he wished to "be a prince". Therefore, through the power of magic, he is legitimately a prince. Somehow.
therealVexed
isn't the theory that the whole plot is just genie trying to fufill alladins wish because he can't just make him a prince he has to marry
steviedrawsdinos
The deadmau5 t-shirt guy looks so ashamed..
Laylah77
Finally some fresh memes!
LordChappers
Anyone fancy explaining #5 to me?
devolutionary
In Back to the Future, Marty travels through time in a time machine built by his friend, played by Chris Lloyd. 2/2
LordChappers
See, that bit I knew! Thanks for the clarification!
devolutionary
In Star Trek 3, the antagonist is played by Chris Lloyd. The crew jacks his ship and in ST4, travels through time to the past. 1/2
TheOtherGLG20
RE #1.
WalterASalvador
9017 coldest to warmest?
sociablyawkward
Unles that box is layered, there is no way it holds 2400 donuts.
ImAnActionBirb
It's actually 4 layers, 600 on each layer. 30x20x4
Harambeshotfirst
Surely it would have to be layered, but then wouldn't it all fall apart the moment you tried to move it?
sociablyawkward
AAAAND donut boxes are always made out of super flimsy chipboard.. a box that big would be neigh impossible to move without layers.
Ferlin7
*nigh Neigh is the sound a horse makes.
sociablyawkward
No, im a horse, thanks jackass. I can tell youre a supporter of the equestrian world. Bigot.
Ferlin7
In that case, neigh should be in between commas. It's an interjection. Example: I've been thinking and, by golly, you're a horse!
sociablyawkward
Dude.. not only that, but stacking the donuts would ruin the icing and shape of the donuts. Overall a bad idea.
DrunkenRhino
It is stacked, but it has plastic braces throughout. 4 high, 20 x 30.
therealVexed
THANK YOU they aren't dumb
Rogahar
To be fair #8 can apply to a lot of the stories Disney has made movies out of.
PlasticTrumpet
Can you explain #8 it's 4AM and I don't watch Disney
Rogahar
In Beauty and the Beast, during the opening scenes, Belle (the girl on the ladder) gets her favourite book from the bookshop and describes >
Rogahar
> why it's her favourite - far off places, daring sword fights, magic spells and a prince in disguise. Those four things are key components>
Rogahar
> of Aladdin, another Disney movie, and the part about "here's where she meets Prince Charming but won't discover that it's him til >
Rogahar
> chapter 3" also describes how Princess Jasmine, in Aladdin, meets him as himself before meeting him again later on in disguise as >
PlasticTrumpet
Can you explain #8 it's 4AM and I don't watch Disney
Silversmile777
"Calm down Kevin!" that got me good.
seattlebust
I don't get the eye test one..
Sabretooth47
The extra large font implies that his vision is not doing so well.
Haribobarlow
They sent a reply letter to his eye test in SUPER MASSIVE LETTERS. It's not a good sign, really...
yajmuas
I'm going to hell. I haven't punched Hitler in the face yet.
namelessdietyofdownvotes
Dont forget to punch him when you get there
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Then do the nae nae
SpecialContainmentProcedures
Have you done the nae nae? I dont know if that's an alternative
yajmuas
I could probably nae nae right before I punch Hitler. That's an option.
SUGG8
Hitlet*
DarthDeadpool
PokeMasterWrath
I would love that scene if instead of Threepio, he had HK-47
sandshoesman
I'm replaying KOTOR right now actually. Just got to Dantooine.
MaladaptedMedic
But the energy it expends to keep you alive would be greater than what it would receive? energy in can't be greater than energy out
ohmegatron
It's fueled by hate and eats for fun.
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
But...but it takes far more energy to keep someone alive than you'd recoup by eating them. Fucking Lucas.
DomineSatanas
Perhaps it feeds of of the force, and it is unable to host midichlorifucks.
Tassyr
Stop trying to excuse stupid shit.
DomineSatanas
It ain't stupid. Its actually quite interesting. If, however, you lack the imagination to enjoy it, you may kindly bite your own dick off.
TheManInTheWall
Dont forget to digest the dick for 1000 years
Tassyr
Gotta love Star Wars. "WE MADE A MISTAKE! Let's just make up even more complex shit than say "We made a mistake.""
A911owner
Please, admitting you made a mistake is so covfefe.
InhumanBanana
That's not true, they added a bonk sound when the Storm trooper hits his head in Ep 4, so that's progress!