I'm Batman!

Jan 14, 2026 2:40 PM

ILBaztardo

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7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Reminds me of a fanfic i read a few years ago where batman is killed and the joker grabs a bat and starts beating up evildoers with a bat because gotham needs a bat-man.

7 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Tick did this wonderfully.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Had to downvote because of that silly laughter.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

meanwhile somewhere nearby, Joker's throwing a Hissy fit because he didn't think to try this on ol' Pointy Ears

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"YOUR NAME IS BARRY BARRY BARRY!!"

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Identity theft is not a joke, jim

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You can't my name! That's not the way we name people, we decided. "

"I'm a supervillain. Why should I play by your rules? My whole thing is I don't do what you guys tell me to."

"Listen, man! You make a great point but I still don't want you to do that!"

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(1/2) Marvel's "What The--?!" #3:

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

(2/2)

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

this joke is killing the joker

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ninja Baseball Bat Man
https://youtu.be/Kb4-1G4Tc-I

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Daredevil should be the one called Batman. His abilities are more bat-like.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder how Manbat would react if he encounter Man Bat.

7 months ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

They'd go batshit crazy, prolly

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

I'm not really that familiar with Batman comics/shows, but it does seem to me like a character named Manbat (who I'm assuming is a bat turned to a man instead of a standard trope that is vice versa) should wield a mace shaped like the statue of David, and call it his man bat.

7 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I highly recommend checking out Justice League: Gods and Monsters, if you ever wondered "what if there was a comic book film that was good". It features a slightly reimagined version of the Man-Bat, Kirk Langstrom, voiced by Michael C. Hall from Dexter.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He is, tragically, just a man turned into a bat. But he has actual bat powers instead of just being rich.

7 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I just watched "Batman: The Doom that came to Gotham" last night and let's just say things turn out a little differently for everyone.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, I suppose that's for the best. It's really hard to villainize a bat who suddenly has to deal with being a person.

Batman: "Manbat! you stole all that fruit! I'm gonna make you pay!"
Manbat: "Pay?? For food???"

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It’s a little more deep then just man becomes bat. He was a doctor experimenting with bats to find a cure for something but like your classic mad doctor.. everything gos crazy and his body mutates to have bat like features and he kills his wife and others as ManBat gos on a rampage.

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Batman is a villain. He beats up the mentally ill. /s

7 months ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 4

"Batman is a fascist!" - Blue Beetle's uncle.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

quintessential American law enforcement

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I also beat off the mentally ill.

(The mentally ill is me)

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Beat off (while) mentally ill. *

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love that BTAS episode where his villains take over the asylum and put him on trial for attacking them with a DA who was having the same concern questioning them, with them being very blatant how they would have killed people without him, might not just bothered with a theme.

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Is the “s” necessary? After he beats them, he takes them back to the asylum they escaped. 🤔

7 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Almost like he enjoys hunting humans

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

No, no, you see, he's also insanely rich and uses some portion of it (never enough to leave him not-rich, barring a story arc, mind you) for charity. So, y'know, he's bought his indulgence, you gotta give him this. Also, feeding orphans to Joker. That's part of the deal.

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

its a realllative common thing throughout all of Batmans stories that he spends a lot of his earning while still well in the green on helping Gotham. the problem is that the police is just in general really corrupt, a lot of the larger institution is corrupt meaning that Wayne end up fighting uphill battles he should not have to (its a bit of the Gotham is so rotten to the core that anything short of tearing it all down and rebuilding it is going to fail. Wayne refuses that he insist that it can

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

be fixed). Like wasn´t a episode in one of the shows how a CEO that owns a factory making fire alarms was knowingly making faulty fire alarms because he was saving a few cents on each one knowingly put 100.000K at risk whit a none functional fire alarm and outright killed 1000 people through that and that was just a 2 panel villain.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Superman: True Brit is a DC Comics Elseworlds comic first published in 2004 in the United States, and by Titan Books in the UK. Written by John Cleese and Kim Howard Johnson, with art by John Byrne and Mark Farmer. Superman accidentally creates his nemesis "Bat-Man" by throwing a cricket bat through him.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman:_True_Brit
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https://screenrant.com/john-cleese-batman-redesign-cricket-vs-british-superman/

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd love a story about batman beating up a crook and finding out that they're only doing the job because his cousin needs help paying medical bills after batman beat him up and the crook just got laid off from his good paying job with WayneCorp and it's all Batman's fault. :D

7 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

IIRC they have done stuff like that before. It normally ends with said persons cousin randomly winning a WayneCorp sponsored contest that'll completely cover their health care costs.

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And the orphan crushing machine continues

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Every time I point out that Batman is just a billionaire asshole in a suit that gets his kicked beating the shit out of the poors the Batman fandom falls on me like a steaming heap of pig shit

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 10

Tell me you’ve never read a Batman story without telling me you’ve never read a Batman story

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Lol I've been reading Batman for 30 fuckin years mate. No such thing as an ethical billionaire. Batman can suck my dick

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

Fictional characters are written to be read at face value. Not through the lens in which you interpret them. Nice media literacy bro

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is...a wild statement that removes any subtext or complexity the author may have intended, however I would argue that it would be difficult to take Batman more at "face value" than he's a shitty billionaire beating the disenfranchised, but you do you champ

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4