Morning Dumpage

Aug 30, 2016 3:03 PM

JNeil

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"How to detect a genuinely good person"... or satan.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The grandpa with his new buddy melted my heart :) He looks so happy

10 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

I've seen him somewhere, I don't actually think he's her grandpa. Saw him on imgur ages ago

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like #1 might have meant something else the first time he asked that

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Nah he just really want that pussy picture.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The guy playing guitar for cats made me feel all fuzzy. Upvote!

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

TOTALLY thought chick #1 was sad because her brother kept replacing the family pictures with steve buscemi.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm glad I was not alone

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really appreciate this positive dump!! Thanks!

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Yes!!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"they is good chickens" is always weirdly heartwarming. I'm sure they is good chickens.

10 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 1

Hey! Get back to work!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

OH SHIT ! yes sir/maam

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

They is smart. They is kind. They is important chickens.

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

I know exactly what size that dog is.

10 years ago | Likes 266 Dislikes 6

What one?

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 15

And you call yourself an imgurian

10 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

The one with the scale, obviously.

10 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

I missed that picture - poor signal area when I read the post first time.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look at that pudgy fucking bird!

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Look at it!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A dump that has no racist elements to it?? I need to sit down. Good dump my friend.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Swag. This post is on fleek. I'm finna go make it rain.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This was the greatest dump! A nice blend of touching and humorous, with no more than one picture that I've seen before. 6/5

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Upvote for hotdog princess because Adventure Time is amazing.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

:D So that's where its from! Thanks, Friend!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No problem!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How cute, you call your little kids 'chickens' ... nevermind, those are actually chickens ..

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This post is full of positive vibes, I love it. I hope you'll most more of this, OP!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

What a knucklehead

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If he doesn't close the lid: http://i.giphy.com/nNYXVvonrAQNy.gif

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"At last! I got my very own waifu!" Lizard probably.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#10. well that's easy to open.

10 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 1

Just because you can do a thing doesn't mean you should. Since they didn't, they got free frosted flakes instead.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shhh... If he can't figure it out, he deserves dry corn flakes.

10 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

actually, according to that person's avatar, it's a girl.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

.... Did you just ASSUME that avatar's gender???? (jk... my bad)

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 3

IIRC the original said that they were avoiding their parents, so they had their brother feed them the flakes of frost instead of leaving.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

The flakes of frost

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

as you find in Winterfell

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hot Dog Princess is objectively the best princess

10 years ago | Likes 264 Dislikes 1

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10 years ago (deleted Apr 26, 2017 5:31 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

That is magical.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Mathematical!*

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know, I'm partial to "Here lies Princess Beautiful. She was so beautiful, but died of baldness."

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She's clearly the wiener.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ghost princess forever

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good thing she didn't choose pancake. Chickens would be all over her.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like princess cookie

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My favorite Disney princess!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lumpy Space Princess all the way.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

STAY AWAY FROM MY CAMP. I'LL CUT YOU.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

GET UP OFF MY LUMPS

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

OH. MY. GLOB!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thank you so much for posting an enjoyable, sex free dump. I'm so tired of all of that.

10 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 4

You don't have sex during your dumps?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He must be some kind of weirdo

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is ridiculous. You can open the door still. There is a latch you can pull there that will still open it

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

all you need is a pen or literally any thin item to open the door.. what an idiot

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Im pretty sure they could just use their finger(s).

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well she was female

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

Ahahaha fuck you mate

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

._. I think you're on the wrong site. Jokes like that don't fly very well here.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's be giving you the benefit of a doubt that you were indeed joking.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

All in fun

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have #21 !

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I never realized how absolutely massive a 6+ is in the hands of a slightly smaller person. The case doesn't help but it's stupidly big

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this post is on fleek. it's finna be lit

10 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 4

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10 years ago (deleted Aug 31, 2016 12:31 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I thought finna meant trying to not about to

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Sep 10, 2016 7:38 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Maybe it is like I'm not American or black or anything

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Short for fixing to.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Ah I see, thanks

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really wanna do this now.

10 years ago | Likes 1237 Dislikes 4

I was already planning to buy bathroom shelves tomorrow and now I know what to put on them.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No ones stopping you my dood. Live your dreams

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it possible that it's a mirror? And the mirror is reflecting the bathroom mirror? So you get the funhouse effect?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The best part is that the toilet in the picture, itself, has a picture of a toilet on it.

10 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

We need to go deeper

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

that's what she said

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't let your dreams be dreams, just do it -Shia LaBeouf

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My fear is the family would want the toilet to be as clean as in the picture without participating with the cleaning process -decisions!?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I too want to spell TOLIET!

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Number one or number two?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are looking for the term "mise en abyme"

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

@jurjenholdinga

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Nov 20, 2016 4:34 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

How do you not get it? It's literally a picture of a toilet framed and sitting on top of his toilet. There is nothing you can't get here.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's just funny. He has a picture of his toilet on his toilet.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm going to take a picture of my phone and put it on my phone

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

what with?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Crap

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I await your results.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it so guests know which position to leave the seat in after?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I assumed so they would leave it clean

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pooception

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looception.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And yet no on noticed that the TOILET has a mustache.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or we respect the toliet's choice and don't feel the need to bring it up like it is an oddity.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes that was my first thought. I'll be buying a frame tomorrow

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The way she spelled the word TOILET is disturbing me

10 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

It's pronounced tol-yay it's french so it's fancy

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Romeo and TOLIET

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Toliet oh toliet, wherefore art thou toliet?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ah, Toliet, if the measure of thy joy be heap'd like mine and that thy skill be more... - Romeo, Act 2 Scene 6

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She spelled it that way twice. And then started crying. I feel bad for whatever poor guy has brought that home.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Toliet. TOLIET. You have to deliberately defeat autocorrect for that shit. He'd be better off dating the toliet, ffs.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Toliet Take and Elwood

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Since I live by myself I wanted to hang "family portraits" of myself on the stairs ironically. But my friend reminded me that's something...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Lewis Lit does in Suits -Harvey "He's the only person I know with photos of himself in his office."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I want to frame a pic of myself for me desk at work.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We did this WAY back when we moved out, but with the Bathtub instead. I wonder what those who moved in had to say about it hehe.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love that the picture has a picture of the picture in it.

10 years ago | Likes 303 Dislikes 2

Yo dawg, I heard you like pictures...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn. I didnt realise that. I am ashamed...

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, the one on the left only though

10 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 4

Well yeah, because the one on the right is a picture of the picture.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

We need to go deeper...

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The one on the right is the picture you see in the left :)

10 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Am moving to a new house soon. Seriously debating doing this.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Take a picture of your old toilet, move into the new house and put the old toilet picture on the new toilet.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Genius.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yyyyeeEEEESSsss

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 142 Dislikes 10

Whats going on in that gif?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MRW trying to find relevancy in that GIF,

10 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 1

Thats the line at Foxconn where they hire people in china to make Apple products. Saw it in a documentary a few years ago.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

When you bout to say wtf is the point then u look at username & it all makes sense

10 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

I was almost late to formation because I watched this entire gif. +1

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

...twice. I watched it twice.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

...I was about to ask how you knew it had looped since it's so crazy to follow but then I finally saw it! I reached the end!! So satisfying.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I miss that game. What is it called?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Logo?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Snake

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't have a door nob? Bitch just pull the black piece and open the door

10 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 4

probably blonde

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

m'douchebag

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Doubtful, her profile pick shows brunette

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

heard of hair coloring? also seems like people cant take a joke.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What I can't take is your mom's weight. She's never going to be on top again.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's what I was going to say, with out the bitch part.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

The bitch was for dramatic effect. Or affect. Idk I'm terrible when it comes to the English language

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You need to learn that shit, bitch.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bitch likely knows, just didn't in order to get free Frosted Flakes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the toilet picture, the picture of a toilet has a picture of a toilet on the back of the toilet. We must go deeper.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Deeper in the septic tank!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

toiletception

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"chicken tiny pancakes" made me think the pancakes were made of chickens and the poster was feeding the chickens chicken

10 years ago | Likes 1031 Dislikes 7

The chickens on my in-laws' farm eat the chicken flavored barn cats' dry food. They terrorize those cats.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they is good chickens

10 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Isn't they?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

they is

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I make breakfast for my cockatoo, he loves eggs and tiny pancakes

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"What are they so angry?" "All I feed them is cocaine..... and chicken."

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I ducked up

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are called poffertjes. Welcome to try them in Holland. No chicken in them though

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I upvoted this dump specifically for tiny chicken pancakes.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My chickens loved hard boiled eggs, or if dropped one of the fresh one they turn into rabid cannibals O_O

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it's best to cook eggs before giving em to chickens, otherwise they catch on to what the tasty food is and eat their eggs before you collect

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fed some crickets to my chickens the other day. They loved it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't fish eat other fish? The marlins and the trout!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't you eat other mammals?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You reminded me of the social network.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought you wrote imposter so on top of everything you said the guy was also a fake chicken owner, I need my contacts checked

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anybody else read "The Wolf's Chicken Stew" as a kid?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chicken feed is made from chickens. No joke, google that shit.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

chicken feed is made from grain unless you're a shit chicken farmer

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Forced cannibalism, my favorite

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

chickens frequently engage in cannibalism when their living conditions are stressful. that's why big farms clip beaks, to minimize damage

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cannibalism really isn't a big deal in the animal kingdom. I mix ground eggshells with my chicken's food, b/c it's a natural cal supplement

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Is that really cannibalism though? That egg never became a chicken.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Their chickens. If one of them fell over dead the others would eat it.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Correction they don't even have to be dead they will hair at random times try to kill each other.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Had a mother hen go ballistic and eat her babies. We saved most of them. It was really sad.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well there are eggs in pancake batter, so in a way she kinda did.

10 years ago | Likes 323 Dislikes 4

I don't put eggs in pancakes. Brother was allergic so I only learned egg free ways.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would never feed a chicken a pancake without egg!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

brutal.

10 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 1

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Period pancakes

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's never stopped me.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She didn't put eggs in the batter

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A friend I work with told me a story about how when she was a kid on her grandpa's farm she fed them leftover scrambled eggs. THEIR eggs.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure if knowing this now makes me happy, sad or hungry.

10 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Why not both?

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Or all three

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

But...that's three things

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

This comment is under appreciated.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Unless the egg is fertilized they didn't technically eat another chicken.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's sort of kind of slightly like feeding them milk.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not really, the eggs we eat are unfertilized, so more like she fed them some of their period.

10 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

I... Guess that's better

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is it? Is it... really?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never heard it like that before, I like it!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Chickens eat their own eggs sometimes anyway. (Its a bad habit thats near impossible to break. Generally means that chicken gets cooked)

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Nope, it's caused by farmers who feed eggs to their chicken(s) improperly. If you feed straight up eggs to chickens they get the habit of...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Cannibalizing their nests. You're supposed to crush up the eggs and sprinkle them in the regular chicken feed.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

The shells, if they're having trouble getting calcium in their diet. The insides are for humans or dogs, not chickens. They'd be redundant.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Supposed to" might be a little strong, neh?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Having kept chickens, sometimes is spontaneous.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oyster shells work better and that's generally what's in scratch anyway. Then they're less likely to eat their own eggs :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah it's weird, they get addicted to it!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They see it as easy food, don't understand that they take energy to make it. Birdbrains.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mmhm. Bothersome on several counts.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But, ironically, chicken eggs are actually very good for a chicken's health.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Chicken egg shells especially. That's why they break their eggs occasionally. If they do that, their food lacks calcium or sth

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LOTS of animals eat their own young if things are looking dire. Valuable nutrients shouldn't be wasted, and mom can make more.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But, unfortunately, it's "wrong" and "fucked up" for humans to do that.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, there's a bunch of folks on Reddit who think bonobo monkeys should be the standard for human behavior.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree with but wish we could make good movies as a better example. And keep Melissa McCarthy far away.

10 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 18

Well i mean all movies have female leads now so...

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 12

yep, Rogue 1 looks awful...Katniss in space...

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 8

I agree! I think it will get a little boring if all movies end up having female leads. I think balance is key to success

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I hate the idea of strong female leads. Just pic a character who is gud for the movie. If its a boy/girl i dont realy care if its a gud film

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

i grew up in the ghostbusters era and knew plenty of girls that still wanted to be ghostbusters.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Agreed. No one is arguing against Female leads, we're just arguing against poorly made movies cashing in off female leads and it's name.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Yes, they should create strong female characters. Not take a good movie and change it to fit an agenda.

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 15

What is the "agenda" though? Women?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Feminism? Pretty sure it was that agenda. But movies shouldn't fit an agenda but just fit the role that they were made to be ei. Alien.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

You know Ripley was a man in the original script, right?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I thought it was a pretty decent kids movie tbh, not the best ever or anything but I'd have loved it when I was a child

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 7

Not sure why you got downvoted. Thanks for sharing your opinion, and here's your upvote back.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cheers. People seem to think it's cool to hate that movie or something.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is the movie really that bad? I haven't even watched a preview for it, but people seem to hate it more than they usually hate "bad" movies

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's pretty much unwatchable. Stereotypes, bland action, too much CGI, bad jokes, and the terrible that IS Melissa McCarthy.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I don't understand the hate. It's certainly not the worst movie I've ever seen and I definitely got some laughs out of it.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Can someone explaim this one. Is it because shes smiling?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Because she's wearing a ghostbusters outfit the picture is assuming the little girls are emulating the "strong female leads"

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Oh... that twitter post is kinda shit, a little girl would smile at whoever played batman if she liked the film. Ty for explaining though.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Oh yeah, the post is absolute shit, but people try to make something out of nothing these days.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How does that pic have anything to do with female leads though. I'm sure a child would smile at a movie star they recognize, male or female.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

The kids are dressed as ghostbusters

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't get me wrong, positive female characters for girls to look up to is good, but I think that person is projecting.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

I think it's making an assumption that since the girls are dressed like ghostbusters then they're looking to them as role models.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Girls were dressed as Ghostbusters in the 80s too

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Poor sad lizard.

10 years ago | Likes 3237 Dislikes 10

My roommate got her lizard a plastic one like this and it scared him.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is. See that beardies eyes? They are red and bulging, the bulbs in his den are wrong and it hurts them.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

we got my dog a stuffed dog and he lays just like this... we are looking into rescuing another dog soon. he clearly needs a friend.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Everybody needs a friend :(

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The frosted flakes under the door is a lie!!

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 7

No it isn't, I was there! And we ran out of frosted flakes and she died - how do you feel now?

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

Man, that sucks. Hey, next time this happens, use a screwdriver to open the door. It helps to free the human inside.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That lizard looks happier than I am

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Sooo no one is going to mention how fuzzy phone case dad looks like he has demon hands?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I didn't think sad.. I thought "sweet" and then I realized I sleep with a body pillow when my bf works his third shift .. it is meow sad

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Would not recommend. My mom bought one for my first lizard (wasn't a beardie but I wouldn't risk it with mine now) and it choked on a piece1

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 of the tail that it had bitten off and suffocated

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lizard blow up doll

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shhhh - lizard

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dobby has been given a gift!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's not a nice thing to say about Kristen Wiig. She's a lovely woman.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sick sad world

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

* lonely

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lars the Lizard.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

nah, you see that lizards face? it just penetrated

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All by myself, Don't wanna be.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He don't look sad tho

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When will he ditch that blowup doll for a real waifu?

10 years ago | Likes 172 Dislikes 5

Waifu? Really? Fucking nerds.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 31

My teeph hurt, guys.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When a real waifu wouldn't be scaly AF. (South African slang pertaining to something/someone which/who's untrustworthy and/or fickle)

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

You went for it even with the language gap and I appreciate that level of effort

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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Congrats ! That's amazing !

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

;_;

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is amazing! Thank you! +1

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was a good one

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Majestic

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Damn it is a masterpiece for sure ,well done my friend.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How long did you work on that?

10 years ago | Likes 177 Dislikes 1

@whatevenarecats made it in response to a request on the post the original picture is from http://imgur.com/9HfL3bw over a year ago.

10 years ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 1

Cool

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are awesome. I can't even remember what I ate this morning or what my final school exam grades were.

10 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 0

Yeah... I'm kinda of scared now. How much better is everyone else's memory than mine?! How could I know?!?

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

But how long did it take to make?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yes

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He looks happy af

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of me.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine does this with his stuffed unicorn! I have pictures on my profile if ya'll are interested = )

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Highly suggest checking out the unicorn picture, A++ cuteness, +1

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was in fact interested, and now a bit happier

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

More Mr. Gibbs please.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Haha, he has an instagram if you're interested? It @mr._gibbs_the_bearded_dragon

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*waves back* hi!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haha! You stalker! = )

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're welcome :P

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love Mr. Gibbs! He's too cute. Did he decide to take the unicorn from you or did you get it specifically for him?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My boyfriend won it for me! Mr. Gibbs loves bright colors though and commandeered it. = (

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the best back story possible lol!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think he's showing dominance over it lol reptiles are independent creatures.

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I had a female first. Got the male and she chilled out and would sleep on him like this. I never thought of it in terms of dominance

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Last I checked beardies are a bit of the exception, iirc they're actually pretty social

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Social yes if grown up with others. However beardies will always compete for the most light And that is what this guy is doing.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

As the owner of a beardie, can agree. She's a she and still beards at the cat who just wants snuggles and to be friends.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Birds are technically winged reptiles and many species are not particularly independent. Some the exact opposite, for that matter.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Humans are hairy reptiles

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Birds = winged reptiles + lots of evolution. Given that they're even warm blooded I hardly think it counts.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It counts. You can easily search around and read up on the topic. Birds are still reptiles, evolution or no.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i heard someone bearded dragons are the exception, your supposed to house them in pairs.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's one way to end up with dead bearded dragons, or seriously jacked up beardies. ONLY if female, and even then it rarely works.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Turtles and geckos are notable exceptions.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was gonna say he looks mega creepy.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a female first. Got the male and she chilled out and would sleep on him like this. I never thought of it in terms of dominance

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Yes you are correct. My girlfriend had a beardie and he did this to a toy she put in there ...next thing you know he ripped it's head off

10 years ago | Likes 176 Dislikes 1

He did that to a mate as well

10 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 1

Check-Mate.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Well,That's metal as fuck

10 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Hey, the spermatophore has to go *somewhere*, so make your own entry point!

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yeah I have a green Iguana and it likes ppl waay more then his own kind, got him an 3' toy iguana, he flipped out on it.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My brother's iguana used to go insane because of a small bambi stuffed animal

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He can't see a mirror even or he gets into a tail whipping match with his own reflection.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My iguana (RIP his soul) would do that. I was the only creature she would not fuck up with.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been through that before.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I dont think doing the helicopter in the mirror is quite the same...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0