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Apr 6, 2018 2:12 PM
Carlospetsdogs
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kojenk
#2 hairstyle buddies!
GasBandit
#10 OWW!
magicflying
Why is Post Malone a thing? Maybe I'm old, but he makes the most entry level R&B I've ever heard. Don't understand the popularity.
Whosthere
I thought the same before I listened to more of his songs. He is really all over the place and also has some really good covers
Drakhma
step brothers is fucking hilarious, https://imgur.com/zzyYcs5
swordbored
EarlGreyOrDeath
Will Ferrell used to be good, but at this point he has become "Will Ferrell playing this character".
VagisilToothpaste
He's like the modern Adam Sandler. Been playing the same role in movies for 20 years.
metalfoto
#10 a man needs 3 names
Lamech777
I gotchya my man, 1)O'Reilly 2)Auto 3)Parts
BitchButcher
#9 Most common misconcept: Defis don't "start the heart". If you heart isn't beating a defi won't help you!
piscesdreamer
#3 - So I guess we finally meet Patricia
albinoscion
+1 for Founders
LevainAvatar
One day they'll make them real
khazaria
#20 also happens to be fake
Yokuho
I knew people who think Will Ferrel is funny were nuts but that text is just insane.
KillerTofu615
I've had worse exes. Usually anti-psychotic meds were involved.
ArmedandOverclocked
personally even his most entertaining movies usually aren't because of him.
YoungJables
My problem is he's hit or miss with too much miss. A 2 hour movie will make me laugh for 30 seconds and bored the other 1 h 59m 30s.
VagisilToothpaste
He's one of those actors who literally just keeps playing THE SAME PART in every movie he does. Outside of Anchorman (1) I can do w/o him.
JadeEye
Apart from "stranger than fiction". I was pleasantly surprised with his role in it.
VagisilToothpaste
Yeah, to my knowledge that's the only "different" type of role he's done.
LavaAxe
The Other Guys is pretty good.
Montblanka
he's funny in interviews but awful in movies
thepurpletwitch
That book fair high was legit
Ellimem
Looking back on that, we were built into consumerist puppets. lol. We were in a place full of free books, but OH BOY WE CAN BUY THESE!
iamthisguy247
I take my kids to them and still get excited. "Oh we gotta get this Batman one!" "That's for level 1 readers and your 39, dear." "Nyeh"
MrMeems
#6 That's a damn good comeback.
Lamech777
#10 : Oh OH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH O'Reillyyyyyyyyyyys Auto Parts
Chpgmr
You think if I go to O'Reilly and show them that image that they will give me a discount?
tragicremedy
http://imgur.com/A09oU
PapaTrunks
#10 https://youtu.be/6L951Wh61ss
Sitraka
haaaaa now i understand the joke
DerpyPuppy
Thank you.
HamOnWholeWheat
aaaaaowwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NateintheNorth
Anybody know top left? ...asking for a friend.
shaynemo
I'm gonna guess Jillian Jansen. Complete guess though.
FlyingDeetus
In my opinion Will Ferrell peaked in Austin Powers, so I'd agree with that person. But people have different tastes and that's lovely too <3
Dwighttschrute
False, Will Ferrel Peaked in step brothers.
Felderburg
What about Stranger Than Fiction???
FlyingDeetus
Ooo good shout!
VagisilToothpaste
The original Anchorman was his funniest part. The stuff after was just repetitive and boring...and his shtick gets old. Fast.
sunyudai
It got old from the trailers for Anchorman for me.
tinypixiexoxo
This dump was good and you should feel good.
edwardelricsnipples
What the fuck is an owl neck supposed to smell like?
squirrelfury
Unwashed feathers with a touch of regurgitated pellet.
zagibu
Like the pussy of a girl that loves eating hot wing and drinking henny.
squirrelfury
Yeah, I thought that was fairly clear.
zagibu
There is no other smell that compares. It's owl neck or this.
Mattping007
#3 was a legit scandal in Belgium, tattoo artist "accidently" did that horrible tattoo
VagisilToothpaste
The only articles I ever read about it said she regretted her decision after her parents got upset, so she lied and tried to blame him.
Ottley
Honestly, I don’t think Will Ferrel is that funny either
KraftyKev
#4 Id sooner remove you for liking him and befriend those who dont.
sunsloth
What is HGO? #1
Magicflutefreddie
Hey wait. Is that something hanging down?
Notme68
Loss like he's wearing tighty whities.
4BobLoblaw
FrancisFulloffrenchpeople
Houston Grand Opera
KinderSurpriseMF
Hungry Guy Old
reclaimer
Possible follow up to the night. In case anyone was curious: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxYGOvyCYAAH1he.jpg
ODSTsRule
And now all in Chorus to the rythm of "Maneater" by Nelly Furtado "Shes a golddigger, golddigger"
colbyshmolby56
Omgggggg
veryfarawaycountry
Hoeing Goin On
johnnydarkside
That would make sense. When I saw the pic all I could think was "yeah. that's a prostitute."
pipicacaboudin
I thought you were joking...
veryfarawaycountry
I did not know. I had to google it.
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
It's ok, you don't have to hide who you are. We all know that you a hoe.
veryfarawaycountry
https://imgur.com/H1ADY9n
EoHan
Anyone know the names for #10?
yobungus
Honestly I hate will ferrel and stepbrothers
helagos
#7 is borderline child abuse...
TheJomsborgViking
I always wondered if this was abuse or if maybe her name was Carol and this was Destiny!
IMGURN3WB
What's up with #18 & #19?
TheyreGRRRRRRRRoss
18 is a reference to "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" by Panic! At The Disco, 19 is beyond my meager knowledge
gaaaaalavant
FYI #20 is satire. Reductress is basically the onion but making fun of clickbaity feminist articles. Actually pretty funny.
PjJonez
Cool, I resend me shouting of "Child Abuse!"
DrKriegersClone
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/04/b6/a8/04b6a8c2936e0fc01bd24dd9ddd08064.jpg
peanutnutter
I was waiting for someone to point that out
TinyRickRoll
cool, just making sure this is somewhere in the comments. People try and pass this shit off as real all the time.
whyisthissohot
Sexists and dipshits share shit from reductress all the time and think they are winning.
Cyberpunked
They won when feminists started complaining about manspreading and lied about the wage-gap Doesn't take a sexist to be sick of your shit
whyisthissohot
Keep telling yourself that.
Belckan
Thank FUCK
Jagergeist
Rather said we live in such a nutty world now that these stories can't be automatically dismissed as fake.
CelticmoonKate
I have a cousin named Chlamydia. She is almost 40 now. Its been a nutty world a long time, and thank Bob it is a middle name!
ODSTsRule
Oh god THANK YOU! I was ready to drown my last bit of hope for the feminists!
EliMFrost
There's a saying in florida, "no cop no stop" I'm pretty sure some have taken that beyond the stop sign "no cop no stop..eating mens faces."
RipOffTheBandAid
Meth problem?
Siggs
Oh really? they say that in Florida, do they?
TheMeatWhisperer
Pretty sure that's a saying everywhere that has stop signs.
dropbear128
In Italy, a stop sign is just a suggestion.
imnotarealgiraffe
I know what the problem is with Florida
nothingclevercametomind
This also applies in any small town in Illinois
Dwighttschrute
False, that is a saying everywhere.
SugarRay59
I've now seen that exact same picture for California, Texas, Florida, and Kentucky.
UncageTheSage
I always say, you don't have to stop at stop signs with a white border on them ;)
AstronautChicken
Everyone south of lauderdale is clinically insane. Also always on their phone.
RoscoeLuvsBosco
Everyone south of Tallahassee are retirees from the NE driving in the left lane with their right turn signal on for 10 miles
AstronautChicken
I lived in homestead for two years. I've seen the great stretch of Florida many many times. It is full of fun shit to do and the most 1
AstronautChicken
Selfish people you ever met. That's why I visit. No live.
Carlospetsdogs
As a born and raised Floridian, can confirm.
Imthinkinaboutthosebeans
NY here we say that too
poorwhitetrash
Also born and raised. SRQ for the win.