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clemdarkstarzero
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From Reddit, I’m too angry to remove the posted from
MrCheesebiscuit
And now she becomes a lawyer...?
Mobouncetotheoz
This woman needs to be Brock Turnered
badgesweedontneednostinkingbadges
How TF was the attempted murder charge dropped? Or assault with a deadly weapon? Dropped to reckless endangerment? WTF
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
HOW, JUST HOW?!
ImmediateTable
America
labtob
thought it was Garth Algar for a second.
ImmediateTable
Beyonder13
Day by day I felt the Punisher is needed.
tomatoland
That’s pretty horrible. Although extremely accurate view of America
UnattendedDeviant
Well it's not like she's a Black woman who voted after getting ok from state but wasn't supposed to. 5 years in prison for that.
sandwiches
Well, dark skinned people voting is a much more serious threat, of course. /s
BeOrNotToby
Or Brook Turner.
Unclescam
Do you mean Brock the rapist Turner?
Villandra
Ugh that’s so messed up.
Vatas
One black woman pointed an unloaded gun at Karen who threatened drive over her and her kids. Jail time for black woman. NRA silence.
Vatas
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTF-Kz_7L0c (exposes secret gun owners "script" that they can follow to basicly legally kill people)
rainevasquez
Revolt. Your country is evil.
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Working on it. We are, as countries go, young and stupid, though. It's taking a while.
GoldenSun3DS
The world is evil. Have you looked outside?
rainevasquez
So then revolt
practicallyperfect
There are levels…
aFloatingCabbage
"This has inspired me to do better," she said. "It inspired me to help people who have been in my shoes." Ffs
MyNameIsBlood
Hey, at least she's not a MONSTER, handing out water bottles to voters.
youreathing
She's looks exactly like you'd expect a woman named Katie Quackenbush to look like.
DippinDerps
I really don't like the smirk she has on her face right there. She knew what did and she got away with it. :(
Ionico
What do you think would have happened if the homeless man shot her in the back while she walked away? 1 year probation is my guess /s
DWolf
I've never before seen a mugshot that exuded a sense of arrogance. As a reporter for 35 years, I've seen lots of mugs while covering courts.
t3black
Quakenbush…. Dafaq?
ColoneISanders
You know what they say. A bird in the hand is worth a Quackenbush
Aeolys
That is the correct question.
JeevesMk2
Hey! Dave Quackenbush is the singer for the vandals, and (I'm fairly sure) no relation. It's a perfectly cromulent name.
seventhallycat
Ikr. Feels like some of these villains' names are chosen by an author. I swear I've seen many such names among republicans.
Aeolys
Maybe they have the same writers as Lucasfilms' Star Wars. Eval Moralo, Savage Opress, Greedo, Elan Sleazebaggano, Poggle...
PostmasterG
The ref to quakenbush should be a higher rated comment.
holgerdk
Sounds about white.
IHateYouMyselfAndEveryone
Found guilty of reckless endangerment. Because god-forbid she accidentally shoot a human while aiming at the homeless
marthafarquar
The fact her father owns a law firm and was a Republican candidate for the Texas State Senate may be relevant.
AeonsShadow
And i LOVE how the article doesn't mention her name AT ALL.
komododave
badgesweedontneednostinkingbadges
Shouldn't be.
Gorgrim
The party of "Law and Order" for me, and not for thee
Tumescentpie
Notice how nonplussed she looks in that mug shot.
Darkspire
Ahh yes the crime party.
dubimgur
She obviously thought nobody would care if she shot a homeless guy. Turns out she was mostly right.
xj4low
Was it a Porsche SUV? I have never seen anyone that looked happy while driving one.
Comet260
Good fucking god. Is Texas TRYING to be the shittiest state in the union?
imredheaded
It should be noted he did not actually run for state senate, somebody else ran and was unopposed it seems
mcstreetz
Yeesh I'm surprised she has a free hand to fire a gun when she's hobbling around on crutches like that.
4t0m1c4
came back to upvote this.. you sir need a license for that sorta ordnance
ThatAintRightItsAllLeft
You alright mufucka, I like you.
Tomelino
Surprise, surprise. Some people are just better and have more rights than other. Isn't that what makes America great again?
Willowknowsall
Let's make her internet famous so no one will ever hire her again
sandwiches
All men are created equal. Is just that some are more equal than others.
reineseele
All money is holy in court, unless you make money with grass sales then you are a hardened criminal...
onlyhalfghost
nah, if you make *enough* on that you're in the protected class. Nobody makes enough on such sales to pass
dghughes
That's a "smug-shot" not mugshot. She's smug as fuck. Not a care there at all.
smashasaurus
https://lawandcrime.com/crime/woman-sentenced-to-probation-for-shooting-homeless-man-in-the-abdomen/
smashasaurus
Shes's a shitty person and probably not right in the head mentally.
BBQatCirces
Thank you for the source, but good god that site needs an editor. The typos are HORRENDOUS.
brianglass10
Well, she got a year probation, which I assume means she can’t shoot more homeless during that time w/o getting in trouble.
ClosetGuitarPlayerYesItsThatBad
Ho ho ho you would think - but what if she has to clutch her pearls at the sight of a poor again? Hmm. Didn’t think about that did you?
JesaraB
Oh don't worry, she is only on Virtual probation, by which I mean, it says she will have to check in online every few weeks.
Nightcrawler63
“That is a slap on both wrists little lady!!” -Judge sitting on two stacks of cash
Smidge204
Okay look the whole "hunting the homeless for sport" was supposed to be satire not a suggestion you nouveau riche hillbilly fucks...
weidermeijer
They don’t understand satire.
Grimmrog
turns out to be an exciting sport: who cna shoot more with the least legal consequences. You know the old bigger house, bigger boat game
Grimmrog
slowly became boring.
ricpaul
And the The Handmaid's Tale is fiction, not an instructional video. But here we are...
murillo05292718
I agree
SaintCody
Pretty big leap to make with the info provided. Just sayin
rainevasquez
Not if you use context clues. Context here being this happened in a backwards ass country.
SaintCody
That's not "context clues", thats making assumptions based on your perception of a country. Lets get some facts before making assumptions
rainevasquez
Lol
rainevasquez
Spoken like someone named Cody. Jfc
SaintCody
If "Cody" is synonymous with not wanting to pass judgment without actual information, then so be it. Believe it or not, headlines mislead.
darkstergurl
She used her kids to get out of jail time. Indicted on attempted murder, convicted of reckless endangerment. What a joke.
LylaLexie
Yeah, she said she was afraid they’d be split up while she was in jail because all four of them each had a different father.
SlickWithaLimerick
There's a surprise. Not.
kroks
money gets you a better lawyer...
Rabeandre
She looks like "being a Porsche owner" is her only character trait
xj4low
Was it one of the SUV Porsches? I have never never seen anyone that looks happy while driving on. They all look miserable.
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
I don't see her in a GT3 somehow.
StupidCanadianWolfBird
Oh no, she was alot more than that. At the time of the shooting she was an "aspiring country artist". So, who feels stupid now?
weidermeijer
With daddy owning a law firm, it might be daddy’s Porsche.
Superchief86
Do you mean "daddy"? Or her father?
referNoodleSmuggler
Yes
Girtouh
Apparently she is a republican in texas. Why not both?
StupidCanadianWolfBird
PrfctDrk
Professional dick sucker*
JesaraB
Also noted that she has threatened multiple people (including to beat an infant with a brick) and dumped water on woman at a restaurant.
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
It's almost like bad behavior repeats if there are no consequences.
JesaraB
Angry, irrational, and Violent, are her other character traits.
0570
Quackenbush seems like an appropriate name for a creature with this appearance.
lewaq
Hey, it's Katie Quackenbush, the killer of homeless! Doesn't roll off the tongue like Brock Turner, the rapist, but still.
Ionico
Hey Its Katie Q. The Murderer, and she shoots vulnerable people in the back.
Sesquey
She didn't kill him, though.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
He did not die, just a critical gutshot. So "Katie Quackenbush: Homeless hunter"
justanothergeek
Tennessee is a white majority, pro-gun, evangelical red state. Of course she was going to be fine.
MutantTurd
We're the goddamn buckle of the Bible belt and it fucking sucks. I see so many young Tennesseans who are tired of it too, but most won't ¹
MutantTurd
² be staying in the state after leaving school/college to help change it into anything else.
kaminekochan
Even her mugshot says, "I can't believe they're wasting my time on this, I didn't even hurt anyone important."
DurendaI
"One year of probation."
dukegonzo
https://www.quackenbushlawfirm.com/ her daddies law firm...
HowlerTwo
Oh look, they have a chat system...
ovlozada2
You don't sayyyy
HowlerTwo
Wouldn't it be a shame if they were to get a lot of Gerald Meltons suddenly looking for legal advice from "Attorney Jesse"
NormanReedusLooksLikeHeWouldBeGoodInBed
Without more information on the story I'm holding off judgement.
quzar
"And I won't be looking for it, therefore there isn't any problem"
backrideup9
Only if the headline is a complete, word for word lie, should judgement be withheld or changed.
zHurk777
After argument, Gerald Melton (homeless man) walked away, but quackenbush got out of her car & shot the man then she fled. Attempted Murder.
Sesquey
That's cool...I bet we'll hear from her again someday!
AnEvilOverlord
She'll probably get voted into office one day.
zutty
lol it would literally be quicker and easier to look it up than to have written that comment
tomtomtomFR
Porsche owner / homless / shooting / Somewhere in US.
ABn0rmal1
https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/crime/2022/11/03/katie-quackenbush-sentenced-nashville-shooting-homeless-man-2017/9743299002/
Nephus
"her desire to be there for her four young children... because they all have different fathers." Seriously, she is a mess.
NarratesTheDarkerStory
judge away friend. look at that smug face, she did what she did because of her daddy, drives a Porsche, FUCKING QUACKENBUSH?!? lulz for days
AtomicTincan
Literally the combination of two names of women I've loathed for their bi polar actions like this.
GeenHenk
This is the most sensible comment I've read today
AsAnItalianItsDifficultTalkingOnTheWebCauseIcantUseMyHands
Google stuff instead of dismissing it
Santorrr
The burden of proof is always with the one bringing things to light.
DaPastry
So dismiss the light and google the things. Am I doing it right?
mieper3
No he meant always bring things to darkness, that way you will never have to bring proof of your claims
FlipPer8888
They haven't dismissed it. Simply reserved judgement. A reasonable position given the lack of sourcing.
murillo05292718
She shot him twice in the back as he was walking away what more do you need
humbook
So you don't Google? You just wait for information to come to you? Actually... if you hang out on Imgur it works just dandy it seems lol
Delerium1973
When I said this, I got attacked for not being tolerant of reactive ppl who find it easier to ask than Google. Google b4 u ask a person!
quzar
It's fine to ask. This person wasn't asking for more information though. Merely declaring inaction.
Lilawurst
She did say that she wished she hadn't shot him. So that's nice of her.
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
Considerate.
LetMeTouchIt
I, too, wish she hadn't shot him. Bring on the gifts, Santa! Quackenbush and I are definitely at the top of the Nice List.
AlrightlyThen
She preffered stabbing
humbook
Extremely generous
PapaSez
"...because this has all been terribly inconvenient to me!"
AtomicTincan
I wish daddy didn't shoot her up into existence.
migratingotter
After whining about people spitting on her and yelling “mean” things at her and realizing this “will follow her for the rest of her life”
Ultratoxic
Hope the next person she's a cunt to responds just like she did.
KirkSteel
Yeah….. and she wants to be a lawyer now that she sees how hard it’s been for people in her shoes. What an absolutely glorious person.
kaminekochan
https://people.com/crime/aspiring-nashville-singer-who-shot-homeless-man-in-2017-sentenced-to-nearly-1-year-of-probation/
Mncdk
"It inspired me to help people who have been in my shoes." - Other people who tried to kill someone, and then got off with probation?
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Inspired by her lawyers who managed to twist the justice system in such a way that she get away with attempted murder.
flufflogic
So basically, it was 5 years back and she's a mum of 4. And rich. So, no surprises.
Nether91
Good lesson for the kids. Just make sure they're homeless before killing innocent people.
ABn0rmal1
Chased a lot of links and still haven't found her side of the story.
ABn0rmal1
NVM https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/crime/2022/11/03/katie-quackenbush-sentenced-nashville-shooting-homeless-man-2017/9743299002/
dukegonzo
https://www.quackenbushlawfirm.com/ her daddies law firm. She is a scumbag. So is her passenger.
ABn0rmal1
Yep.
kaminekochan
So much sick comedy there. She shot him twice in the back. "Millions of people were making fun of me online," she said, about her suffering
drziod
Quackenbush guilty of reckless endangerment .. not attempted murder or even assult ???
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
KingMidas123
I came here for this...+1
justanothergeek
Well, yes... one of her bullets might have gone stray and hit someone important. /s
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
She used the social judgement she got after SHOOTING A HOOMELESS MAN to get a more lenient sentence.
mortaleye
Ready to judge
Mokelzwerg
Jesus fucking Christ. I begin to understand why US Americans are so mad at the upper class. Fucking hell.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
The entire legal system is a joke. Prosecutor knows a jury wouldn't find her guilty on an appropriate charge since she's white & blond and …
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
half the jury doesn't view homeless people as humans. A loss would be bad for his career, so he plays it safe & she gets a slap on the wrist
JesaraB
Or he simply doesn't see them as human, so saw no need to do more than vaguely go through the motions instead of seek justice.
JesaraB
"began walking back to the sidewalk to sleep when Quackenbush allegedly got out of the Porsche armed, fired two shots at him and then fled"
JesaraB
That right there shows she should have gotten hard time.
badgesweedontneednostinkingbadges
"It inspired me to help people who have been in my shoes." - Who would that be? Rich bitches in legal trouble?
NormanReedusLooksLikeHeWouldBeGoodInBed
Ok now that I've read the article I now think she is a piece of shit. Shot the poor guy while he was walking away from her!
Treforce
And he was shot TWICE in the torso area. He had to undergo surgery. He was lucky to survive...
sandwiches
You could’ve Googled it prior to posting a comment. Reminds of when someone asks if anyone has a pen and someone else answers “I don’t.”
melmboundanddown
Could've posted sauce
WARHAMMER405
Time for some street justice.
LupusLilium
What the fuck?! Attempted murder into reckless endangerment for shooting a guy walking away and then fleeing? Fuck her feelings about how
LupusLilium
she feels, shouldn't have been given a slap on the wrist. No actual jail time and a major downgrade in charges, fucking shame.
TheGriffin
Sounds about white