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BEIJING—Calling it a landmark deal, on Monday Presidents Xi Jinping of China and Vladimir Putin of Russia inked an agreement to jointly own Donald J. Trump.
According to sources familiar with the deal, the two leaders crafted a timeshare arrangement under which each will have the right to use Trump when the other is not.
Putin and Xi scooped up Trump at a bargain price since they acquired him in distressed or “as is” condition, sources said.
Both presidents were reportedly offered joint ownership of Eric Trump but passed.
ecglover
I hate custody battles!
davebarton315101
So where’s Netanyahu?
morninggloryshade777
THEY CAN HAVE HIM! COME PICK HIM UP!
Azazael79
They didn't need to sign anything for us to know the thruth about the little trump(et). Or trumplet as we say..
lonelyrangerofthedreams
That’s what Xi said
Imadethisaccounttopost
What about Isreals investment in the orange one?
urusername2
They should be paid to take on Eric, A LOT! But to make their original deal a little less valuable: Come on little blood clot, I know it's a fat mess, but you can do it! I believe in you!
zombywoof68
khun2
So they take care of him every other day and alternate Sundays, or is it a week here and a week there?
zombywoof68
The latter. You know, like a time-share condo.
DerpeDimmer
Who gets him during the weekend and every other Christmas?
zombywoof68
Netinyahu.
ScientificPanda
Will they physically be taking him in?
zombywoof68
I wish!
pasky080810
Joint custody?
woodworkerf
Almost nothing else makes sense as to why he is intentionally destroying the country.
zombywoof68
Well, they both own him, but neither of them want to be in the same room with him.
lostlittletimeonthis
It's the smell
psmith00
there now, this is part of what might be a larger philosophical problem related to the idea of Angels dancing on the head of a pin. how many masters can Trump serve at the same time without pissing off any of them.
the corollary of this is now wonder the guy is incontinent with that many puppet masters hands up his butt at the same time.
Kilo11
So we are supporting Ukraine to fuck over putin and we are bombing Iran to fuck over Xi but we are helping them both how?
akafluffy
You know you're treaty bound to support Ukraine way more than you are, Trump has been actively trying to negotiate for Russia to take over half of Ukraine for the other half to go to the US, and Trump rolled back a bunch of sanctions on Russia, and never tariffed them, right?
zombywoof68
Oh, sweetie. You've never made a deal with Donald Trump, have you?
Jace99
Supporting Ukraine? Are fucking kidding? Did you forget the /s?
Kilo11
Did you forget the ammunition we are still sending them?
newsguycraigevans
Did you forget all the support we've pulled from them and threatened NATO? Is this all you do? Just fucking lie to help out a known pedophile? Grow up and do something positive with your shit life.
michaelfire
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michaelfire
Op Lavender-Google it. Palantir targeting. Vance/Theil and Musk/Trump /gallery/jd-vances-mentor-peter-theil-founded-palantir-with-cia-how-us-intelligence-palantir-feed-israel-s-killing-mac-ZkbQINX">https://imgur.com/gallery/jd-vances-mentor-peter-theil-founded-palantir-with-cia-how-us-intelligence-">hine-gaz">-ZkbQINX">https://imgur.com/gallery/jd-vances-mentor-peter-theil-founded-palantir-with-cia-how-us-intelligence-palantir-feed-israel-s-killing-machine-gaza-ZkbQINX https://imgur.com/gallery/right-are-increasingly-controlled-by-sociopathic-element-desantis-reported-torturer-threatens-to-start-slitting-throats-3nU6KsO https://imgur.com/gallery/both-sides-both-sides-intels-new-centrism-targets-both-far-left-far-right-msnbc-tonight-uPWjl1c 2
backrideup9
Bibi must be pissed.
DevilsAdvocat
think we need solomon to be the judge here
zombywoof68
Maybe he gets summer vacations and alternate holidays?
Isthe4thtimethecharm
He gets him for the military. The others get him for financial gain