Why start this with a QAnon conspiracy theory? Epstein killed himself. He tried doing so before too. If he wanted to live, why didn’t he bring it up to his attorney in the many visits they had between attempts?
This is some "Nero Fiddling while Rome Burns" kind of shit. Second gen+ trust fund babies in their ivory towers who think their inherited wealth and good old boy cluster to keep them wealthy makes them elites, and they dance and act a fool while folks are dying around them due to their decisions. Taking away abortions, taking away food stamps, taking away healthcare. Taxes go to military and "homeland security". Keep the slaves in check. Make America Sparta Again.
How much shit is that sick old fuckstick hopped up on? Daytime he looks morose and half dead…Nighttime he’a painted orange, lively, animated and embarrassingly getting jiggy with swords
It was on January 20, 2025 (you can tell it's a while ago with Melania actually trying to participate and look happy, and Drumpf being awake) At the end of the Commander in Chief inaugural ball with a 'cake cutting' sword Full event https://youtu.be/UCCVKDvXNnI?t=3311 at about 56min
I had to rewatch - she’s got the full Disneyland princess character going.
I wonder if she’s free to speak her mind at home. Like, do they go home and laugh their assess off about how asinine this is, or did he drink the kool aid and she has to watch herself? Did SHE drink the kool aid???
He lives to air jack off lil boys while dancing to the anthem of the homosexuals. What an absolute fucking moron. Imagine if he was your leader, what would you do? I hope more than just march around, carrying signs and yelling slogans.
It wasn't written as such, according to the author. But it DID become a gay anthem later on. And THAT is the meaning which most people apply. So yeah, the fact that he's doing a frumpy old-man gyration to a song about young men, performed by a gay band, that is an anthem for gay cruising... is pretty damned ironic. No Republicans laugh at him. They just "go along" with it. It's so freaking bizarre and weird.
They didn't even know "Born in the USA" was a Vietnam protest song. Then again, I suspect they used it on purpose because Springstein supported both Obama and Biden, and is a staunch critic of Trump.
Nah, the dipshits were using it before-hand. They heard the chorus was "Born in the USA" repeated like 6 times, made an assumption, and didn't listen to the rest.
Nah, Reagan and Bush Sr. and those associated with them back in the day attempted the same simply because of the chorus, either ignoring or being oblivious to the meaning of the song, typically the latter. Nothing has changed with the Republicunts since then.
In fact, the current leader of the Village People is someone who quit the band before they put on the costumes, years later he sued the band for ownership and won. Now suddenly he's proud for Trump using "his" song.
I’ve seen this video a dozen times between yesterday and today but I’m utterly confused! Isn’t this video from a few months ago? I can’t imagine Melania wearing the same dress again and she wore this one before. Or am I mistaken? Please send help! Halp!
We're not supposed to hate anyone, but I loathe this repulsive sub-human with the fury of a thousand blue-hot suns. His pathological narcissism literally shits on everything good about our nation.
I suspect almost all videos of beautiful women, cool tricks, sweet baby animals and all combos therein are AI now. THIS stuff is 100% legit. Like The Onion, AI will have a hard time getting ahead of him.
And look at how he does that creepy look at a USAF officer standing at attention there. Cocks his head as he does this stupid simplistic gyration in front of her. Given this misogynistic and rapist history... it's even more creepy.
Narcissists will do anything for attention. Once upon a time he got people to cheer for him at a rally by "dancing" to YMCA and he's done it ever since. As long as people smile and clap, he doesn't even realize that he's making a complete ass of himself. He has absolutely no sense of propriety and dignified conduct, just like he lacks a sense of empathy. All he knows is me, me, me, look at me and admire me, I'm such a special boy.
I think I must have died during covid and this is my personal hell. That means all of you good people and everyone else on the rest of the planet are living a wonderful and prosperous life.
Ha ha or can you imagine if our world ran on some computer but based entirely on the truncated bits rather than anything the machine actually outputs, like some sort of a modulo mirror reflection of it? The bizarro world of the useful program? The floating point rounding error. The multiplication overflow. The random yet structured noise no one cares or even really knows about, encoding something that just happens to be life, the universe, and everything. https://xkcd.com/505/
I remember an episode of DS9 where The Founders put a handful of Starfleet officers into a simulation where their government basically surrendered to the Founders and nothing made sense to see how far they could push before they'd rebel. This feels like that. What's the line folks?
Did what? What did your toddler mindset tell you your infantile attempt at some junior high comeback achieved? You still have a nazi regime killing citizens, but you somehow manage to still only worry about your preteen mentality ego. Oh God i wish i got to see a world without Americans and Israelis.
Believe it or not things have come a long way since single-shot muskets and guillatines.
For it to be relevant today citizens would need "sophisticated death-drones, armored tanks, and advanced-military technology-not-released-to-the-public-yet in case of a tyrannical government."
Times have changed. It's not as simple as the turds in the comment section make it seem.
That's language from this decade. From last year even. Suddenly it's "250y old language" that americans definitely didn't quote constantly every time anyone challenged the logic of the american obsession with guns. How convenient that now that you have that tyranny and it's fucking up things on a global scale the guns are suddenly useless and there's nothing americans can do to fix the burning shitpile. Your military already existed while you were still making the guns against tyranny argument.
And most of them are in the weekends, non disruptive like they are going to a recreational activity. Businesses are happy and politicians are out in their getaways
Sadly, 1-day weekend protests once a month will literally never change anything. They could even prove detrimental.
Remember the Montgomery bus boycotts lasted over a year. Every day. And the boycotters had to suffer, too—walking long distances to school or work in the cold, rain, etc. And all that was JUST to change one local bus riding policy, not something national and deep-seated as immigration or health care. I am genuinely afraid Americans no longer know how to effect real change.
It's not that Americans don't know how, it's because they can't. Healthcare is tied to jobs. They could lose their jobs. They can't afford to take off from work or not work.
You think the strikers from the first labor movements didn't also have to contend with that, before they even had union protections to even be striking in the first place?
This. We have to be committed to a protest that: a) hits their bottom line and b) only ends when the government relents and gives the people what we want.
It doesn’t even end then. Not until it is enshrined in law and protected and made hard to take away again. It can’t just be a court decision like Roe or another court decision will undo it. And it can’t be undone by a simple majority vote, either.
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Epstein didn't kill himself. Release the files. Smash ICE. Stop the war. Free Palestine.
wadatahmydamie
Why start this with a QAnon conspiracy theory? Epstein killed himself. He tried doing so before too. If he wanted to live, why didn’t he bring it up to his attorney in the many visits they had between attempts?
sturmhauke
I hate his stupid fucking dance. Fuck you, and fuck all your drooling moron followers.
jimhotep
Fucking die already!
thinkybrainpains
Be freeeeeeeee blood clot be freeeeeeeeee
CouldntCakeLess
Dancing the double-wank with a saber - this is America and the lEaDeR oF tHe fRee W0rLd!1
RocketKokket
Is this real I can’t even tell what’s satire or ai or real life anymore. I want to get off the ride. I’m done
sadurdaynight
This is some "Nero Fiddling while Rome Burns" kind of shit. Second gen+ trust fund babies in their ivory towers who think their inherited wealth and good old boy cluster to keep them wealthy makes them elites, and they dance and act a fool while folks are dying around them due to their decisions. Taking away abortions, taking away food stamps, taking away healthcare. Taxes go to military and "homeland security". Keep the slaves in check. Make America Sparta Again.
32FGWolfhound
FreePalestineAndTheWorldFromIsrael
I wish one of those cameras was rigged as a hidden gun
dendiverdown
How much shit is that sick old fuckstick hopped up on? Daytime he looks morose and half dead…Nighttime he’a painted orange, lively, animated and embarrassingly getting jiggy with swords
Kellibrew87
he raped children
Bytencoder
Thanks, America.
SomaliYachtClub
eromitlab
He doesn't have to do anything to be a fucking embarrassment; anything he does cements it.
RigidGristle
Samja192
Always cracks me up when they use music like this... They literally hate the people that made the music
dendiverdown
Do they? Didn’t a few Village People members show up and perform at that sick old fuckstick’s 2nd inauguration?
sindail
I guess it was too much to hope for that he would stab himself with it.
stoots24
https://youtu.be/TRRJAq_eaNw
Bytencoder
Even swords have their pride.
luscious17750
Leaveittojebus
Someone should have told him to do the letters, he would have impaled himself on the M.
alu21
Or the plastic trophy on his left.
MrSpankalot
You guys really got the leader you deserve. You picked him.
FreePalestineAndTheWorldFromIsrael
America picked him and the whole world is suffering for it
nicktwick
It was on January 20, 2025 (you can tell it's a while ago with Melania actually trying to participate and look happy, and Drumpf being awake)
At the end of the Commander in Chief inaugural ball with a 'cake cutting' sword
Full event https://youtu.be/UCCVKDvXNnI?t=3311 at about 56min
LieselSkywalker
Ah thank you. I was wondering about the occasion, but this makes sense.
prufock
Let's be real - this is one of the LEAST embarrassing things he's done.
FreePalestineAndTheWorldFromIsrael
how i fucking wish he tripped and impaled himself on that fucking sword in front of everyone.
ILoveThiPlatform
That fake smile plastered on Usha's face. I wonder what she said to Vance
TheMurderousCricket
"I wish you could swing your 'sword' half as good"
ILoveThiPlatform
Also, this is the most animated I've ever seen Melanie. It made me question if this was real.
MrsHowVeryDareYou
Isn’t this the dress all the stans wore to the Melania movie? Either this is old footage or she’s repeating dresses.
ILoveThiPlatform
I think it’s old.
But seriously, this new smiling dancing Melinia is why people think she’s been replaced.
Maybe she’s upped her Xanax
MrsHowVeryDareYou
I had to rewatch - she’s got the full Disneyland princess character going.
I wonder if she’s free to speak her mind at home. Like, do they go home and laugh their assess off about how asinine this is, or did he drink the kool aid and she has to watch herself? Did SHE drink the kool aid???
ILoveThiPlatform
Do they know this is a gay anthem?
Bundalicious
He lives to air jack off lil boys while dancing to the anthem of the homosexuals. What an absolute fucking moron. Imagine if he was your leader, what would you do?
I hope more than just march around, carrying signs and yelling slogans.
bawtzki
That’s why he’s doing the air jerk move with both hands
SalmonTheWise
"This one is for Bubba, thinking about you big guy!"
TheForestFloor
A few days ago he said “I did very well with the gay vote, okay? I even played the ‘gay national anthem’ as my walk-off.”
cytherians
It wasn't written as such, according to the author. But it DID become a gay anthem later on. And THAT is the meaning which most people apply. So yeah, the fact that he's doing a frumpy old-man gyration to a song about young men, performed by a gay band, that is an anthem for gay cruising... is pretty damned ironic. No Republicans laugh at him. They just "go along" with it. It's so freaking bizarre and weird.
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
He's been double fisting cocks at every rally. He knows
supervillin
Trump paid them enough to say it's not: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhuM_Nc6TMo
StellaMatutina
It was his and Bubbas song
urusername2
fitting
MsPhyre
No, they still don't.
gonzar09
They didn't even know "Born in the USA" was a Vietnam protest song. Then again, I suspect they used it on purpose because Springstein supported both Obama and Biden, and is a staunch critic of Trump.
suggestedCleverUsernameGenerator
Or anything by Rage Against the Machine…
ChazzK
Nah, the dipshits were using it before-hand. They heard the chorus was "Born in the USA" repeated like 6 times, made an assumption, and didn't listen to the rest.
ILoveThiPlatform
I got to see Bruce play live at a rally for Harris. He was great!
GozerTheGozerian
Nah, Reagan and Bush Sr. and those associated with them back in the day attempted the same simply because of the chorus, either ignoring or being oblivious to the meaning of the song, typically the latter. Nothing has changed with the Republicunts since then.
inimitableSoliton
Keep on rocking in the free world
IamIntoleranceIntolerant
Now it's a Nazi anthem.
thinkybrainpains
Especially after its use was blessed by The Village People
earthtokelly127001
The Village Idiots.
Atomic2
Not just blessed, they played at his inauguration.
catherinecc
Though to be fair, The Village People have switched band members so many times that wikipedia has made a fucking chart to explain it.
catherinecc
I do wonder which version of the song from what year Trump plays
doodlydoofus
In fact, the current leader of the Village People is someone who quit the band before they put on the costumes, years later he sued the band for ownership and won. Now suddenly he's proud for Trump using "his" song.
MichikoTheJungleFox
Actual toddler brain.
TheDiscoVampire
thinkybrainpains
Look at me! I’m special little boy!
dorenavant
I’ve seen this video a dozen times between yesterday and today but I’m utterly confused! Isn’t this video from a few months ago? I can’t imagine Melania wearing the same dress again and she wore this one before. Or am I mistaken? Please send help! Halp!
nicktwick
/gallery/kuv6Jvb/comment/2496121655
dorenavant
Thanks!
MrsHowVeryDareYou
Same - the only reason I know that dress is because a bunch of Karens were photographed wearing imitations to the Melania movie.
MickyPain
* To the tune of YMCA *
I want to see this cunt
Cry
At
The
Hague
AyatollahBahloni
We're not supposed to hate anyone, but I loathe this repulsive sub-human with the fury of a thousand blue-hot suns. His pathological narcissism literally shits on everything good about our nation.
johnblood616
I hate racists. And rapists. And Nazis. Which are all bullies. Who I hate.
SirButcher
Okay, but what about the paedophile, rapist, racists, war criminal, nazi bullies?
eronth
Can I get a source on this? It looks ridiculous even for him.
nicktwick
/gallery/kuv6Jvb/comment/2496121655
sbro11
Is this real?
nicktwick
A bit old but real
/gallery/kuv6Jvb/comment/2496121655
Sebastopol140
ILoveThiPlatform
United States of Cringe
sombercitizens
Yes.
yamsonyamsonyams
What is happening here
joshuasplinth
I suspect almost all videos of beautiful women, cool tricks, sweet baby animals and all combos therein are AI now. THIS stuff is 100% legit. Like The Onion, AI will have a hard time getting ahead of him.
cytherians
Yep. It's real.
And look at how he does that creepy look at a USAF officer standing at attention there. Cocks his head as he does this stupid simplistic gyration in front of her. Given this misogynistic and rapist history... it's even more creepy.
sbro11
how sane Americans must feel gives me secondhand shame.
Fanner50
They used to teach that you can’t be a boss and a clown…then this asshole.
DukePhelan
I thought we learned the first time that if it is something so stupid and cringe a normal person would die from it than yes it is real.
Imalwaysready
Why would it not be? It isn’t even the most embarrassing thing he’ll do all week. Maybe not the most embarrassing all day.
thickythickydumdum
Still good to double check these days, tbh. But your point is still valid
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Narcissists will do anything for attention. Once upon a time he got people to cheer for him at a rally by "dancing" to YMCA and he's done it ever since. As long as people smile and clap, he doesn't even realize that he's making a complete ass of himself. He has absolutely no sense of propriety and dignified conduct, just like he lacks a sense of empathy. All he knows is me, me, me, look at me and admire me, I'm such a special boy.
32FGWolfhound
sbro11
yeah, and he does not seem to know that the song he is "dancing" is as gay as they come.
Sebastopol140
HappyTimeHollis
How fucking embarrassing is that guy going to offer his sword so Trump can dance with two,
MadCatIV
Vance had it, guessing they were going to/already cut the (i assume it is) cake
Jimthebutler
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1azQ5Z2owMG9zYmw1d3hvYW5zMnZtdWIyaGhuaGJ4djI2Zm94MHJiYiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3oriNSf2iLjMVO7dao/200w.webp
hfctom
You had two options and you didn't choose stab. Suck it up.
TheFullLength
Convince me we're not in a fucking simulation.
ReallyOG
Sorry bud. No can do.
TacoPoweredHelicopter
Steaks are cheaper in the simulation.
relsky
It's real dude. Sorry.
DasBeaker
https://media1.giphy.com/media/G6sJqVpD1U4jC/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe916k431qays4ye9riyy3ofj3ucqtxg5jos3ayyupeb&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
omgBBQwtf
Someone would have pulled the plug already.
sadclonecafeandlaundrette
I think I must have died during covid and this is my personal hell. That means all of you good people and everyone else on the rest of the planet are living a wonderful and prosperous life.
ILoveThiPlatform
I like this idea
linexnewt
no simulations are this shitty
FMC01
Unlike simulation, one day trump will die and remain dead forever.
NakedEggSalad
So.... we are in a simulation
imreallytrying
We're not that lucky
UpvoteTotem
Nobody put in a cheat code to fix it yet.
LicensedAdHominem
Simulations tend to have a point.
SalmonTheWise
How about this one?
Maverickaura
The spaghetti models for hurricanes always have that one line going off to do its own thing.
StrokeFlavoured
Goat simulator.
Tengenstein
I've seen an ex breed incestuous sims just to see how far she can. Sometimes the point is just have the subject suffer.
SavageDrums
You've never played a game of civilization where it sorta goes off the rails and you are just hitting "end turn" a lot?
catherinecc
Someone spilled a cup of acid onto the biological computer and it's getting a contact high
LicensedAdHominem
Ha ha or can you imagine if our world ran on some computer but based entirely on the truncated bits rather than anything the machine actually outputs, like some sort of a modulo mirror reflection of it? The bizarro world of the useful program? The floating point rounding error. The multiplication overflow. The random yet structured noise no one cares or even really knows about, encoding something that just happens to be life, the universe, and everything. https://xkcd.com/505/
Lampmonster
I remember an episode of DS9 where The Founders put a handful of Starfleet officers into a simulation where their government basically surrendered to the Founders and nothing made sense to see how far they could push before they'd rebel. This feels like that. What's the line folks?
LicensedAdHominem
There is no line, there are only gradients, and the borg(eoisie) learned to surf them when everyone else was watching Netflix
Crambodian
To be fair, points/meanings don’t need to be anthropocentric.
TiredBanana
Keep laughing. They're still winning while Americans do nothing.
LeonBrooks
Whaaatt? You mean to tell me inflatable costumes and performative rallies won't stop white nationalism?
hfctom
We've made some very mean memes about them!
HEARTS0FSPACE
But.. but we've been holding signs and yelling on the weekends!
RyanH42
Because ultimately Americans don't care.
Imalwaysready
Hey now, I’ve seen dozens of guillotine gifs posted in the last week. Surely that’ll turn the ol’ tide any day now.
ILoveThiPlatform
Maybe not, but it’s still nice to imagine
razorsharpdoubleedgedlegaldualmindblades
How are they winning? It's more like we are collectively losing.
TheDoctorCrankenstein
When the working class collectively loses, the owning class benefits from it.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
They and their buddies are getting richer.
HEARTS0FSPACE
Muuuuch richer.
jeejeejerrycotton
Americans are doing loads. They're bombing schools and hospitals for instance.
normalizebeingalone
While your post does nothing
TiredBanana
You really thought you did something there didn't you?
normalizebeingalone
I quite literally did.
TheDoctorCrankenstein
You did as much as the "protests" did.
Jack shit.
normalizebeingalone
Your comments are definitely turning things around though. I can see the masses gathering now.
TiredBanana
Did what? What did your toddler mindset tell you your infantile attempt at some junior high comeback achieved? You still have a nazi regime killing citizens, but you somehow manage to still only worry about your preteen mentality ego. Oh God i wish i got to see a world without Americans and Israelis.
normalizebeingalone
"You really thought you did something" i literally did. I commented. That is an action. I did something. Lol
thickythickydumdum
It's only because I forgot to put "win the fight against the corruption of the world's most powerful military" on my calendar this month.
Next month I'll be sure to put it on my calendar and make sure it happens.
TiredBanana
"we need guns to fight back in case of a tyrannical government."
thickythickydumdum
Yeah...you're quoting 250 year-old language.
Believe it or not things have come a long way since single-shot muskets and guillatines.
For it to be relevant today citizens would need "sophisticated death-drones, armored tanks, and advanced-military technology-not-released-to-the-public-yet in case of a tyrannical government."
Times have changed. It's not as simple as the turds in the comment section make it seem.
TiredBanana
That's language from this decade. From last year even. Suddenly it's "250y old language" that americans definitely didn't quote constantly every time anyone challenged the logic of the american obsession with guns. How convenient that now that you have that tyranny and it's fucking up things on a global scale the guns are suddenly useless and there's nothing americans can do to fix the burning shitpile. Your military already existed while you were still making the guns against tyranny argument.
TiredBanana
Really weird how you hate russians so much when you're exactly like them. Whatever take or logic is most convenient at any given time is your "truth".
rfleming1080
Do nothing?! We had a peaceful protest that was largely ignored by everyone, just like the last protests we had and the one before that... /s
Poppypoppoppop
8 millions protesters. Not one of them has the balls to go Luigi.
Umkontodon
And most of them are in the weekends, non disruptive like they are going to a recreational activity. Businesses are happy and politicians are out in their getaways
Imalwaysready
Sadly, 1-day weekend protests once a month will literally never change anything. They could even prove detrimental.
Remember the Montgomery bus boycotts lasted over a year. Every day. And the boycotters had to suffer, too—walking long distances to school or work in the cold, rain, etc. And all that was JUST to change one local bus riding policy, not something national and deep-seated as immigration or health care. I am genuinely afraid Americans no longer know how to effect real change.
Catsbycat
It's not that Americans don't know how, it's because they can't. Healthcare is tied to jobs. They could lose their jobs. They can't afford to take off from work or not work.
TheDoctorCrankenstein
You think the strikers from the first labor movements didn't also have to contend with that, before they even had union protections to even be striking in the first place?
livingonagiantfireball
Have people go on the tarmac of airport and occupy them, like by the millions, that get their attention.
wejustdontknow
This. We have to be committed to a protest that: a) hits their bottom line and b) only ends when the government relents and gives the people what we want.
Imalwaysready
It doesn’t even end then. Not until it is enshrined in law and protected and made hard to take away again. It can’t just be a court decision like Roe or another court decision will undo it. And it can’t be undone by a simple majority vote, either.