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I wanna be mysterious& busy, but I get excited.
Okay but this man I met once is talking about getting my art tattooed, and honestly? I'm here for it
I think it was a speedboat, but close enough
Do you think ghosts can find all the poetry I burned so that no one would ever discover it?
One of my middle names is Peregrin after pippin took. Everyone assumes it's after the peregrine falcon.
Dog tax. Look at this lil baby raggamuffin, Keanu, that I fostered. The man that adopted him named him Grandpa and bought him a bunch of little jackets.
bigdinger81
#41 Ummm... There's literally a place in Florida called Taintsville...
TokyoDriftingEverywhere
Absolute quality dump ??
mlepknos
#19 also, an actual millennial, hearing boomers complain about teenagers and calling them millennials. *dead*
AndTheArghnauts
#25 So what you're saying is "normalize weird"?
victalany
kgblueberry
You get it
androopy
#2 so crypto is like Canadian Tire Money?
Imfromvenusapparently
#19 my son does this to me. I ain't even 40
mthrndr01
This is your punishment for teaching him language.
Vorphalack
My new stage name is Dick Michigan.
n4shty
#16 so mambo no. 6 already kinda exists. Look up "I got a girl" by Lou Bega after hearing Mambo no. 5
AHussarsLance
#49 this remains one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life
tellyourdogisaidhi
I’m browsing from bed while the mister is asleep and I burst out a laugh - couldn’t even contain it
PenanceArkana
#41 Georgia has Cumming. Literally a city named Cumming. Butts is barely on the charts here.
UraniumMan
#29 This is one of many here that I'm in and don't like it. You're not wrong, but Why you gotta call me out on so many like that??
kgblueberry
Oh I'm in it too. Putting myself on blast the most
IwishKimPinewasmygirlfriend
#21 at last my nipples don't fall off every 5 fucking minutes. Brush your teeth, kids
Asgth
#24 anyone care to explain for a colour blind person that can't read the whole thing?
kgblueberry
It's just the Whataburger logo on his shirt, boots, and hair
kevinUnityClicker
#11 I want a haunted one.
OhB1KinOB
#19 My 11 year old has taken to calling me a boomer constantly. I'm 29.
ocaeon
too true. i recently discovered that answering a question is called being triggered. as i have ptsd and autism this is very confusing.
3PiecesOfBread
#1 throw in a pack of Mentos
2000000bees
#41 there is a village near where I live called Cocks. They changed it on maps to cox, but not on the signs. It's close to ventongimps
RetiredLaserMan
#41 Butts? How about Cumming?
Airos
#15 Burning your poetry is how the ghosts got it in the first place.
LegendaryFishCleric
*reads michael caine meme to my gf* "I don't get it. Who is sir micheal caine" "That guy." "The guy with a pike in his butt?" "Yes"
LateNightBunnyParty
#5 Thank goodness I'm not pretty.
Drennen
#2 I adopted the term Bison Bucks from the SF movie.
tellyourdogisaidhi
#9 I didn’t know this :( I love that song.
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
I like shouting the part with the f-word that rhymes with maggot.
zephyruk
Kirsty MacColl rather than Shane MacGowan, miraculously he's still alive
MissSpelledTattoo
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirsty_MacColl
malachilenomade
I suggest getting Tropical Brainstorm (her final release); it's very good.
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
#18 Ok... if you're on meds that make you "spacey" why the gold-plated FUCK are you driving a car, you absolute corn cob?
applesforjuice
This never happened but if it did that's a fucking dui not a funny story
HenryTheDuck42
A learning experience.
eilonwy
I think it was just a joke
rooik14
Because America forces people to drive in many locations across this nation
rooik14
If you can help it like if you live in NYC sure don't do it but public transport has been gutted in the USA
GeekBoyChrisOnlySometimes
I wish I was called a 'Corn Cob'. Oh... To be covered in butter and consumed one row at a time. That would be the life.
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
Corn cobs used to end up in a bushel basket outside the outhouse because toilet paper could be an expensive luxury.
GeekBoyChrisOnlySometimes
KiwiGameDev
Came down to comment this. If your on meds like that, you aren’t sober and can kill skmekne
siler7
Listen to this person. They obviously know from experience.
hannahbutnotreally
Poor Skmekne :(
JangleWank
mibd
Nooo, not skmekne!