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Apr 3, 2019 8:02 PM
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iamkarlpilkington
Comment Section: #7 #7 #7 #7 #7 #7 #7 #7 #7 #7 #7 #7 #7 #7 #7 #7 #7 #7 #7 #7 #7 #7 #7 #7 #7 #7 #7 #7 #7 #7
Seventytonsofmettle
#7 ruined it for me too bro...
spunnottossed
#37 pussy so good got his asshole shook
pobody
Must have been his first time.
furriephillips
I’d like a few minutes alone with Casanova in #7
LHunterS
#7 is not at all cool. That woman was either drugged or terrified from the start.
every28days
the wedding- just a glimpse of your future life.....and its not looking good.
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
I was enjoying them until the wedding one, that’s too depressing
JustAnotherImgurHuman
Can't believe nobody is commenting on the Hot Coffee deal. Had no idea! Thanks MSM!
Thistimeitsjustme
Yep. I quit and went straight to the comments after that. Nothing funny bout that bullshit.
aaaaaandimdone
Can you imagine what their relationship is life is she gets slapped in the face for being playful with some cake? That poor woman.
WookieWookieWookie
That's not a relationship, it's slavery. That whole culture is disgusting.
davidseavey726
#7 what a fucking asshole. Kick his ass family
Krendils
Well I was enjoying this until the worthless waste of space sad excuse of a man slapped his wife really wish I could find him and shoot him
WookieWookieWookie
I hope someone does at some point. That's the only way that woman will find peace.
MissHampster
Everytime I see #7 it breaks my heart. Clearly a forced marriage (there is a difference between forced and arranged). They probably have the
MissHampster
bride something to keep her docile/stop her from crying all day, which is why she's looks so out of it
lostinabookstore
#7 happens to my daughter, I’m heading to jail and he’s heading to the funeral home
WookieWookieWookie
That's the only acceptable way to handle that.
ArtisticTrout
#7 ruined the rest of the dump for me
athenaswill
Seeing all the upset/angry comments on #7 restored my faith in humanity. Thanks guys.
CarelessPerfectionst
ilsalta
The only way #7 could possibly be funny is if someone kicked the shit out of that guy and the go, “Whoops! My fist slipped, repeatedly!”
Someshithead241
#7 people say she looked drugged. I saw she looks more broken. Like she's been abused for years and knows what's coming, she barely >
otiumCatulli
In eastern weddings the bride always keeps her eyes down and acts demure, and says nothing really. She probably barely knows him
RolandTheLastGunSlinger
I’m sure she just was told she’s marrying that man. Probably doesn’t even know him and she got slapped for lack of enthusiasm. Not cool obvi
aSparkleVillain
The moment she pulled it away she knew she messed up. Please someone help that woman.
Someshithead241
Reacts to the slap and just accepts it, like she's been conditioned to think she deserves it or just knows complaining will be worse.
INJECTHEROININTODICKANDDIE
Maybe, but no head tracking, sluggish autonomic response, idk. Could be both.
MissHampster
Honestly, it's not uncommon for brides being forced in to marriage to be drugged to keep them from crying/panicking during the ceremony.
MissHampster
Probably also explains her actions in the first place. She's not exactly with it but the procedures have been drilled in to her head so
MissHampster
she's just doing everything step-by-step without really knowing what she's doing or why she's doing it
Fuckme721
Dear god, that's horrendous.
MangryGinger
Why do you know this?
LittleAlly
Why would you even include an asshole like #7 in a dump at all? What’s the point and if you see it and can’t delete don’t post it.
Vacationdad
*sees #7 begins scrolling to comments* *scoll pauses on gif of rhino dong* god this post is a train wreck.....
TheNameYouLoveToTouchButYouMustntTouch
Your comment cracked me up for a solid five minutes. Exactly what happened to me.
Vacationdad
Glad I could help haha
hhill243
Why would he post #7... why the fuck did no one punch him?
iluvplants
That poor bride.
reallyyouguys
So was #7 supposed to be "funny things" or nsfw? Maybe don't post that shit in a 'funny' dump next time.
lurkinlady
Thank you
WhatDoYouMeanIcantStickmyFingersthere3
Welp, that wedding is over.
bubbasparxx
If only it was
blackrasputin
I’m pretty sure she has no say in the matter.
CaffeineManic
Not until the bride is raped, unfortunately.
Gizmodian
Or it's going to be a long and cruel thing without escape for anyone.
Howbowdaht
Her*
BrisketSandwich24
O no. There'll be kids too. Just give it time
TootInCommon
Omg I want a brisket sandwich
Jamesly139
I guarantee thats an arranged marriage she didnt want apart of hence why she acts that way and why the man is so comfortable slapping her.
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
Clouden
The girl look kinda sick but I found her gesture funny. I was really shocked by the guy reaction tho.
WhatDoYouMeanIcantStickmyFingersthere3
I actually thought she maybe was going to throw up. Not until after I saw the slap did I really understand.
ilsalta
She flinched when he moved quickly. Thats an overwhelming sign of abuse.
Clouden
It doesn't look like a flinch to me. 1. He didn't change his head velocity. 2.A flinch is short and snappy. Her was fluid and kind of slow.
BanGurHeaD
7# wtf fucking asshole
pobody
Lol, puts him in the recovery position.
GadenKerensky
Guy in red is teaching a lesson, not ruining a life it seems.
URNOTFUNNY1226
#7 Can you say annulment? Or how about the end of arranged marriages? Very disturbing to see. I hope she's okay now.
Notthewatdabney
I've experienced rhino-leg a time or two.
thankgodfordeaddinosaurs
I always wondered what that should be called. Rhino leg it is!
CrypticRuin
#7 mfw people say all cultures are equal and you shouldn't judge others
Metallica93
Ethnocentrism, baby!
ArchDukeArchibald
Wtf did that have to do with culture?
CrypticRuin
Oh? That whole women are second to men and should know their place? That fn bs? Are you that naive?
Sprixxen
If that happens in a developed country, the gif continues with that guy getting tackled and the cops showing up...
ouchmyhair
It'd say a good portion of us didn't make it past #7 and came to the comments to make sure everyone saw that asshole.
vtwzqp5
Bitch had it coming
inmediasrays
I know you're trying to make an edgelord joke but this doesn't take the cake. Domestic Batter-y is not funny. But for real tho fuck that guy
Recruitinator
Yes , scrolled for 4 hours straight. What a total wanker
DOConnor
That’s exactly what I did lol.
LalitaRose
You'd be right.
davidattenbruva
Yup
electronoob
Yeah fuck this shit
Strugg1eBuss
I was more concerned to see if anyone was going to comment on the fact that Professor X could not move things with his mind
DeguRatface
Literally what I did yes
travelinaddy
This one has sound if anyone can make out the words for which language it is- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hYZprCvWZ1U
GeekyGamerChik
Wholly shit thats exactly what I did!!!
ImJustSoFckingSickOfThisBllsht
Yup - found a real life cunt I get to hate as much as Joffrey
meemouse
Ruined the rest of the dump for me.
TheEntireScottishNavy
Nailed it.
Harbourseal
This.
mrmayortheiv
I did make it through, but damn skippy I was thinking about it the whole time waiting to see comments on it.
keyblader1985
That is *exactly* what I did.
cloudsforbrains
Dude, I know! Wtffffff.
ALLofTHESEnamesCANTbePOSSIBLYbeTAKEN
Exactly what I did.
adumbadam
WillemHellfire
Spot on.
Sockpuppetmastermind
Yerp that's what I did...wtf who the fuck treats anyone that badly! she looked a bit sad till then
maelennfromterokkareu
Yep!
JayceeI89
Yup same here. That made me too sad. Poor woman. What a life.
SCVicious
You are 100% correct. That is exactly what I did.
MrBill1
yeah...
Clouden
So true... I am glad that everyone noticed the gif and shunned this guy.
IchiNiisan
true, I thought "holy shit" but you can see that she's totally afraid of him from the start. Must be a forced marriage
WizardHarryDresden
#8 i just wanted to see what it is annnnd...
WizardHarryDresden
Ah. I should watch that
POGassultraboot
#37 is pretty funny.
TheNameYouLoveToTouchButYouMustntTouch
Couldn’t really enjoy the rest after that one. It made me too sad.
Cathall
I did the same thing. Couldn’t read the rest of the post.
AaronEddy
Yoooooooo! Exactly right.
metryboyJ
Yeah fuck that dude
Somanyquestions
Out of 50 posts, seems like the top 15 replies are all about that one.
imnotyourbuddy
That’s just a terrible man
HazyHalez
Haha Literally what I just did.
somethingmeaningfultosomeoneatsomepointintime
Ah, the good old Kazakhstan Wedding Slap.
cinderspires
source that shows it is Kazakhstan wedding?
WellThatsOriginal
Where else can a man bitch slap his...um...bit...I mean bride?
somethingmeaningfultosomeoneatsomepointintime
What, you can't read lips?
kingkev
It's because it's very nice.
TheTwatWaffle
#7 makes me stark raving mad. She also looks kinda out of it, almost in a drugged daze.
Donku83
Also probably in slight shock from not thinking he'd do that in front of everyone
TableArizona
she doesn't look kinda out of it. she looks completely out of it
tomyironmane
She looks like she's about to hurl.
mirrelle
Shame they clearly aren't in a country with good laws. Otherwise I'd be taking that video straightto the cops.
lurkinlady
Even then, stuff like this rarely gets reported and if it’s his first time (being caught) it’s possible she’ll get the consequences instead
RolandTheLastGunSlinger
I’m sure it was a marriage she didn’t have a choice in or something g
Raecracy123abc
True, there's a lot wrong in the video but for awareness there are a lot of traditions where the bride isn't suppose to look happy
Raecracy123abc
for brides in those traditions it shows prideful-ness and joy that shes leaving her family.
Bystandr
They are both drunk. Now she knows he is a violent abusive drunk, too. Time to annul that one. Poor girl.
ItsCaptain0bvious
It's a tradition for the bride not to look at the groom in the eyes.
tomyironmane
A tradition where?
ItsCaptain0bvious
Many places, Tajikistan is one of them, iirc. The bride must not smile and must not look the groom in the eyes.
LookJustSaying
Why?
otiumCatulli
Shows pride, immodesty, stuff like that.
WizardHarryDresden
Classic body language for I'm being abused and I'm scared
AppleJoosh
Kind of reminds me of the look Lorena Bobbit had, in what looks like a similar situation. Watch your dick, dude.
ArchDukeArchibald
Why would she joke by pulling away the cake if she was scared?
AppleJoosh
A lot of potential explanations... but not really an important question.
lurkinlady
Maybe she wanted to be playful, feel a moment of power she’s not used to, thinking he wouldn’t retaliate in that situation.
QueenGT
Cus it's a harmless human thing to do...
lurkinlady
And she’s still hesitant - she won’t even look him in the face, she knows it might set him off. I’m speculating, but obviously not 1st time
ArchDukeArchibald
In a lot of eastern cultures the bride is supposed to look shy during the wedding, so that might be it. The groom looks drunk though
UselessIgnacio
If it were all fear, I do t think she would have tried to mock him like that. It looks like they've been at each other.
SidewalkWidflower
It didn't seem like a mock to me, more of an I'm scared he'll bite me
UselessIgnacio
He's clearly abusive though. If he's willing to do it in public, he doesn't give a shit.
bibliophilic
She might have thought he wouldn't do anything 1. in public or 2. at their goddamn wedding, surrounded by guests/family
lurkinlady
And she’s STILL timid and won’t look at him, thinking there’s a chance he might lash out. She made the wrong call - marrying him that is.
LookJustSaying
Doesn't look like it was really her choice...