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Hey all,
Sorry if these are getting annoying, I just want to keep you all up to date as much as possible (something I don't feel the last attempts did)
So if you've not already seen our last update go here: http://imgur.com/gallery/EN6Te
If you want updates:
Newsletter: http://mad.ly/signups/97554/join
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mediacakeltd
Twitter: https://twitter.com/MediaCakeLTD
or just stalk me on imgur.
It's long below, but worth the read if you're interested in progress :)
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Last time we thought of a name "imgursocial.com" the domain owner was kind enough to give the domain to us, but we wanted to be safe and contact imgur.
Sarah from imgur came back and whilst she was happy with our designs, unless we entered a licensing agreement with them they wouldn't be happy us using their name. Which is fair enough.
I've sat down with my team today and after discussions, we've decided not to go down this route whilst the guys at imgur seem nice, we didn't want to be potentially limited in what we could do or pay an unknown fee for it so we have to choose a name which does not involve imgur or imgurian.
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Next order of business: Selfies - we need selfies for the front page mosaic, your faces will be blurred so if you're willing to offer a selfie please post in the comments below (do not submit to gallery or so help me *shakes fists*) or PM me.
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Games,
as part of the experience we're going to include some simple multiplayer games it might be only one or two to begin with and they will be very simple but something to spur on the community to socialize a bit more.
We've got one game in mind and we have one in the works if you know of an open source HTML5 project we can use or are willing to offer your game / don't want £10k for us to use your game please PM me we just want very simple, multiplayer online games we can modify and extend.
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Security,
We're going to have an SSL site wide, this is likely to be 2048-bit, but we are also in talk with a few people on and off of imgur about protecting the data on the servers which is more than some social networks do.
We want to try and make sure the only people who have access to your data are you (and us in the event of a criminal investigation)
Long term we are hoping to have a mechanism in place which means even we only have access if you allow it.
if there are any formal requests for your data we will notify you (unlike most social networks) and we will only comply with lawful requests no fucking around I'm personally fed up with social networks taking the piss with my own data.
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Developers:
We're actually looking for developers in Bristol, UK for the parent company. If you're good with wordpress (even if you've not long started out) e-mail us mediacakeltd@gmail.com with your CV you won't be working on the imgur social site but it will open up that opportunity as time goes on.
We are not looking for freelancers we want people to come work for us in the office :)
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I'm heading swimming shortly so if you have any questions please PM / E-mail / Comment below and i'll come back to you
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TL;DR: We want your selfies, We want your HTML5 games, We're trying to make this the most secure social network known to man kind, We're looking to hire for wordpress developers.
PS: This is a social network NOT a dating site, there will be minor elements of dating, Lonely Giraffes is purely dating
PPS: Don't suggest names, unless through PM last time that happened people bought domains galore, anyone who thinks this is a good idea, we won't buy the domain off you so don't bother.
James
TheBritishAreComing
It's scary how good looking and positively ridiculous you all are :)
afistfulofchickens
Ooo! I'm game. Boo:
or just take any from my profile: /a/GlZCo
menofmayhem11b
I have never wanted a fistful of chickens before.
Kiankeen
Guess I could contribute: derp pic:![]()
TheBritishAreComing
Thank god for the blurring!
Kiankeen
Yes, thank god for that, only reason why I decided to help out :(
ScruffyLookinScoundrel
Here's me after my girlfriend experimented with makeup
BananaHammer
Been said before I'm sure, but you're awesome for going through with this man. I guess you can use my selfie
TheGoldenSnitch
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Workaholics-Adam-Says-Sup.gif
BananaHammer
LasagneIsMyOneTrueLove
http://imgur.com/cRlFxmk me and my wonderful mug :)
ashlaaaaaaaaaay
banana for scale selfie? https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/941837_3742151928556_2048998315_n.jpg
EllioEnzo
Monkey for scale http://imgur.com/ulJxPDn
BananaHammer
Hey, you...
?1
TheBritishAreComing
and this one
BananaHammer
I'd be honoured.
TheBritishAreComing
Haha definately using this one
ashlaaaaaaaaaay
my heart is pounding lolol
theonewiththematrix
Are you courtneypants?
PrincessEruanne
http://imgur.com/bjzfWbn My selfie! Because black and white hides a multitude of sins!
RabbitoftheMoon
Ain't no sins to hide, gurl.
JustALiar
What sins are you talking about?
behty
no sins to hide you're a lovely person!
PrincessEruanne
Thanks :)
meowwheresmyfoodbitch
10/10 would add on this social site
Nibarlan
Selfie
RoehYourBoat
you look like a secret agent
Crease
Secret agent?? Looks like a writer to me .-.
Nibarlan
I can not confirm or deny either of these allegations.
AlwaysKim28
Jesus, is everyone on imgur attractive?! These selfies are beautifully ridiculous.
TheBritishAreComing
Unfortunately not us :(
JediKnight
I think the people who are willing to post selfies are at least moderately attractive. Plus, selfies are RARELY candid.
choolius
ex christmas selfie
TheGoldenSnitch
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Workaholics-Adam-Says-Sup.gif
RoehYourBoat
so excited for selfie!
TheBritishAreComing
Oh and before the inevitable "where do i sign up" we're aiming to be live for end of Jan
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TheBritishAreComing
Just responded to you ;)
99decisionstreet
BUT WHERE DO I SIGN UP, OP
TheBritishAreComing
You're all naughty imgurians and you need to be spanked
plusoneforyou
>:) if you're hiring for that i'm your man
pyxieface
but where would we sign up for spankings???
TheBritishAreComing
Directly into my inbox ;)
Akahungry
This does not answer your proposed question? ! BUT WHERE OP?!
ijizzconfetti
Yeah yeah, I will never get 1000 points anyway
TheBritishAreComing
But.... but you've already got them!
ijizzconfetti
what? no?
TheBritishAreComing
TheBritishAreComing
Don't worry my friend, the limit won't be on for long!
ThatTallGuyThunder
my body is ready
TheBritishAreComing
I honestly think you're the first black guy. bit awkward lol
ThatTallGuyThunder
I feel honored.
Sharkace
http://imgur.com/vEaybHa
RoehYourBoat
So many selfies for a group of selfie-disapproving people. But. What's one more? http://imgur.com/Ci5IU1b
SuburbanRobotsThatMonitorReality
great smile!
RoehYourBoat
thank you :)
TheBritishAreComing
Hah, I thought you were a guy! thank you!
RoehYourBoat
hahaha this happens more often than I'm comfortable with...
SirToby
My first selfie
(and hopefully my last)
MrCptObvious
zzz you stole my idea
MrCptObvious
so here's my upvote
CheerilyTossesRum
nice hat!
SirToby
Thank you!
GhostRobot
Take the selfie, be kind to it.
CheerilyTossesRum
cute
myhamsterissocute
upvoting this because of your cat's leg
GhostRobot
Even with a selfie, it's my cat that gets the upvotes.
myhamsterissocute
Ok now I feel bad. I also upvoted because of the combination of your human face + cat leg
TheBritishAreComing
I love this one lol
afistfulofchickens
meowmix82
Dude...he looks like he's about to bitchslap yo ass
meggers94
Selfie
rattlebone10
Nice!
TheBritishAreComing
If this is a selfie, I worry about how you bend your arm like that to take it...
meggers94
well, its picture of me..that i didn't take :P better?
krosell
(instagramed) selfie http://imgur.com/pUD9DbS
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krosell
http://imgur.com/qbBKNpI
BananaHammer
krosell
Hey! I love Forest Gump
IdDoJeremyClarkson
Out of all the chick's selfies on here (mine included) I think you're the most beautiful because you're so natural looking.
aLongAndStupidNameToCatchYourAttention
Use ALL the filters!!
thiswasthebesticouldcomeupwith
(beautiful) selfie.
krosell
Thanks :)
thiswasthebesticouldcomeupwith
You're welcome :)
ValaShen
IdDoJeremyClarkson
Finally a black guy!!!
ValaShen
Yup, unfortunately there's no prize for finding me.
IdDoJeremyClarkson
Well I feel like a winner, so that's my prize.
RoehYourBoat
if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
PrincessEruanne
Friendlygiraffes.com?
PrincessEruanne
I am a rebel through and through!
noctevena
You're great at following directions, arent you?
Burtongirl
Something with giraffes for sure!
katethedate
The most selfiest selfie I have, complete with basic white girl duck face. So excited for this! http://imgur.com/X5r8sMS
graythirteen
Holy cheekbones..
TheBritishAreComing
YOU BETTER OF BEEN WEARING UGGS AND DRINKING STARBUCKS WHEN YOU TOOK THIS!
SuburbanRobotsThatMonitorReality
are you sure you're not an anime character?! dem eyes!
graythirteen
Holy cheekbones..
yexy
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imgurisdarkandfullofterrors
WAIT FOR THE SITE, DEMMIT.
SuburbanRobotsThatMonitorReality
Awesome! Love your hair colors!!
Gegelekeke
You can take mine too! http://imgur.com/beOt8Z3
IdDoJeremyClarkson
I'll take you...
Gegelekeke
Well... Thanks! Feel free to help yourself :)
KingGoose
Fuck me, you look like you belong in some dashing swashbuckling film...
SuburbanRobotsThatMonitorReality
Isecondthatemotion.wav
Gegelekeke
Let's say I have a friend who appears to be a very good photograph
graythirteen
I thought the same thing!....Er the second half.
littlegingerone
HaiiryCake
I'll take 2!
littlegingerone
there is only one of me :(
HaiiryCake
You can still give two hugs : D
marximusprime
10/10 Would take up on offer.
littlegingerone
haha thanks you are too cute
choolius
"Yes please" - Every human
littlegingerone
lies
menofmayhem11b
i'll have an order of everything on the freakin' menu please.
redheaddeb
Representing the old folks http://imgur.com/KOY6z9k
spLagger
Well I guess I'll jump on too, here's me at the beach in my bikini http://imgur.com/qKrdmQs
CheerilyTossesRum
well played.
spLagger
XD
TheBritishAreComing
TBH i'd prefer you in some sort of ridiculous outfit like a sandwich or something, if I want wank material I got the whole internet ;)
spLagger
Whatever, just click on my image. I'm a real imgurian, probably better than the rest of the selfie pictures on here =)
TheBritishAreComing
So you're not going to wear a sandwich for me?
spLagger
fine, I dont have one of me in a sandwich, but I did have one in a hot dog costume when I had an odd job in college http://imgur.com/C2eGjHw
TheBritishAreComing
what about all the hot singles in your area?
TheBritishAreComing
I sense you're not taking this seriously...
thiswasthebesticouldcomeupwith
Here's me with my cousin, I'm the guy.
CowonS9
would you care for some oral, with that sexy slight eyebrown raise..? xD
thiswasthebesticouldcomeupwith
I like where this is going..
CowonS9
giggydi giggy---dii!
Tver937
Oh hi
thiswasthebesticouldcomeupwith
Hello there :)
thiswasthebesticouldcomeupwith
Just seen your selfie, lets just say i would call u back after the first date. lol
Tver937
hahah win!!!
thiswasthebesticouldcomeupwith
But Chicago is far away from Texas oh well..
theuncreativeusername
Two for you!
?1 And none for Gretchen Weiners, bye!
YASSSSbitchYASSSS
DEAR GOD, USE THE SANDWICH
YASSSSbitchYASSSS
Oh my god...you used it. I wish I could upvote you two thousand times.
TheBritishAreComing
Deal!
TheBionicAnkle
oh allow me to introduce myself
theuncreativeusername
Is it me you're looking for?
TheBionicAnkle
I can see it in your eyes I can see it in your smile
TheBritishAreComing
Also a few people have said their concerns about this being dating only. This is Social with a dab of dating 1/2
HaiiryCake
There is something I would like. A button to say you like someone, without telling them unless they click the same button on you. because β
TheBritishAreComing
lonelygiraffes is purely dating
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
thanks for the update. :)
TheBritishAreComing
You are very welcome sir!
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
As for the selfies, you mentioned they will be blurred, so does that mean that ugly people like myself can PM you with a shot?
TheBritishAreComing
Of course :)
bananarchist
Thanks for clarifying.
xkr73
Thank you for your continued support&consideration of LonelyGiraffes. Maybe you guys could do a linkup or something
TheBritishAreComing
the gamers amongst the community will love 2/2
xkr73
I can believe it! I wish I had more experience in IT tbh, as i'd gladly apply for a position
TheBritishAreComing
We've got no beef with them and we've got another special social network going live shortly after this one which i'm sure 1/2