FatBobTheSlob
198090
15991
464
Jun 11, 2016 10:04 AM
FatBobTheSlob
198090
15991
464
robinhoodeast
Omg the amount of razors
BlueColdChillyPepper
notdavis
TIL SEAL Operatives stick a lot of things up their bum.
AsstohatKalishnikunt
yeah. they're navy.
NeuromancerCase
Mall ninja bullshit.
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
FYI: roadkill is not a good place to conceal anything. Humans might not check it, but other animals will destroy/move the carcass.
RaelPeersons
Much like the internet, books can contain misleading information. Consider this, before putting a nail in a tube up your ass.
totallysherlocked
Yea brb let me just go get a shit ton of jet fuel to hide a body
DrDementia1
This feeling of extreme preparedness is going to get me killed.
willowhoot
Ah! Oh yes, the 'rectal concealment' post again.
walkingtallmachinegunman
Damn, I was so close to surviving but all I had was a Glock. Next time I'll ensure I have the correct Sig model.
RatoMolhado
"Plastic is for toys" compulsory comment. But what a damn fine weapon is the Glock...
originstorie
100 bad reposts more like it
DepressToImpress
I made an "AWARENESS" gif.
FondleMyCookie
Bravo good sir
LionNumber86
Now... Now stabilise it
DepressToImpress
I cobbled this together at http://www.online-image-editor.com/ , dunno how to use fancy schmancy photoshop skillz.
JoeinCanada
Frankly I think that if you live his way you will set off a karma domino effect where you will have to eventually use it. Self fulfilling.
BlueCrocs
"Honey, what in god's name are you doing with my tampon!?" Because you truly never ever know....
DrKriegersClone
http://ih1.redbubble.net/image.58568569.4108/flat,550x550,075,f.u1.jpg
sergeanttbag
Tampons were invented for bullet wounds
BlueCrocs
Deep, bullet wounds. Deep...... Okay, side note, I know I over did it on the deep, but cmon, You hear hooves you don't think zebras
kentnl
Jet fuel was invented to melt steel beams.
duckfacedguerillabear
Concealed compasses are easy to make, you just need a rare-earth rod...what?
lotsofleeches
This is Dale Gribble's masturbation material.
fencerman
If he really, really liked putting things up his own butt.
walkingtallmachinegunman
*Rusty Shackleford
ObscureStarWarsReference
tl;dr - Pocket sand!!
ElPoloDiablo
Schizophrenic's guide to life of constant paranoia.
Mandogus
I'm gona have to buy this book. Never know when you need these in a apocalyptic scenario.
FUCKlNGLEGEND
Well this us the book, op is a cunt
SummerOfBees
I know this was supposed to be serious and all, but I fucking lost it at the bit where he pulls a knife out his ass and kills a guy with it.
Feralkyn
This is the stupidest shit...
jdraitt
Right?! And everyone here's in a fucking conniption about how OP "stole valuable copyright material??!?!?!! He's a Navy Seal!!!"
ChrisPBacon82
It's right up there with the anarchist's cookbook.
Klingon00
Some of it is ok,but most of it is so wrong its beyond stupid. Relying on tiles for a bullet proof vest will get you killed for example.
christinthefoothills
Go construct a rectal concealment
stilloldbull
Calls builder on phone and asks if he can handle such a task...
NeoDarkElf
We require more vespene gas.
VodkaReindeer
Not sure if serious after reading "thunderwear".
CaptainAvatar
It's serious. That's the name brand of a holster designed to go under your pants. Google it.
FoxKeegan
You made it to 'thunderwear'? You should have gotten that at "Grylls"
SanchoLibre
SimpleGoings
Well gota go watch Burn Notice now.
GeorgeSmiley
I don't remember Michael ever sticking anything up his butt
sexycutepopulartoboot
That's what i was thinking. I love the way they narrate the show. I always feel like i *could* use the skills
SarsMarsBar
Somewhere, the author is in stitches thinking of all the stuff people shoved up their buttholes after reading this.
finewine8888
Depending on what's being stuck where, perhaps, it's not the author who is in stitches...
mmartin762
ASS PENNIES!!! https://vimeo.com/108626411
idontknowwhybutihaveahugefetishforredheads
Risky click of the day
Uilt12
I died, thank you for that
mikoroshi
Stab guys in the throat with improvised ice pick you kept in your asshole. Nice.
GreatUsernameThisUsernameThstUsernameTheUsername
Ass pick*
fencerman
If Dale Gribble were more into anal play.
ImgurBannedMeWtf
makamaka1
would that count as +nature damage?
somethingmarkish
Wouldn't it be slippery? From the vegetable oil...
hockeyandgolfer224
Only pussies use vegetable oil. SEALs are not pussies.
CharlesFuckingBronson
Yeah, they use seal blubber
somethingmarkish
Manual suggests vegetable oil to get it into the rectum? Also, if you're a pro pussies shouldn't need oil
BrownBubba
SEAL Operatives apparently have excellent taste in watches
AxNinjaX
Yep. Beyond its utility, an expensive watch can be used to barter when cash is missing or not accepted.
SanchoLibre
And the necessary coin to afford them...
Ferrumkit
To an extent the more reliable and durable ones are higher end. Think last time I looked at dive watches they were 250 on the low end.
BlackHartMTB
Panerai start at $5000.
Ferrumkit
I'll give you about 3.50
definitelynotyourmomsnooping
Rengii
Hero Squad reporting for duty.
3n87k7qn
#6 it's ok guys I've got 5 dollars in my ass tampon to bribe them with
saysstuff
Was that before or after Buster joined Hero Squad?
farmersonlyreject
Buster Bluth. Member of Hero Squad. Expert in marksmanship and sand racing.
FourOutOfFiveGreatLakesPreferMichigan
definitelynotyourmomsnooping
FourOutOfFiveGreatLakesPreferMichigan
definitelynotyourmomsnooping
I'm halfway threw my mojito and I'm already sad we can't make more mojitos.
FourOutOfFiveGreatLakesPreferMichigan
We'll find a way.