Welcome the great nation of Finlanand!!

Aug 19, 2025 12:29 AM

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Hearing my 87 yo FIL saying today how everyone seems to be behaving in Europe for now and let’s hope Trump doesn’t throw a hissy fit had me cackling. It’s the way he says things. FIL still has it altogether.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When he said "you look better than I've ever seen you look," I was expecting him to confuse Alexander Gorin Stubb with Sanna Marin, the previous Prime Minister.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Merz and Meloni brought him along to see the retarded toddler president speak cause he said "it can't be that bad, right?!"

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No 80yr old with dementia should be in charge of anything fuck trump

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Where's George Clooney now, wait, where are the Epstein files?!!

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Torille perkele

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TheoDon.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

An absolute imbecile with mashed potatoes for brains!

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am also from Finlandand.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Okay, he's clearly saying "...of Finland and..." and then doesn't finish the sentence. Like he doesn't finish most sentences.

As someone who also sometimes has a fizzled out brain, I can actually see how the "and" was probably his speech center misfiring/being triggered by saying saying FinlAND".

The part after that... Jesus, just imagine Biden had said that. You would never hear the end of it.

So in a way, I'm Okay with jumping on "Finlandand". It's not outright fake news and he deserves to>

11 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

be mocked relentlessly.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My father in law is younger than him and we took away his car keys!

11 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

We need somebody to wear an Epstein mask to one of these meetings, might just trigger the stroke we all want to see...🤯

11 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Rollin Hand and Barney could have this guy on the ground.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow the frontal lobe deterioration is ramping up.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Finlandand is a nice countountry

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay Grandpa it's time for your pudding. JFC,

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

0 seconds since being a national embarrassment

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If he were a driver, his license would have been taken away about ten years ago.

11 months ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

The only thing he drives, is golf balls. And then somebody else has to direct him to where it landed.

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Then he drops it where he wants anyway.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My god he is an embarrassment

11 months ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

America will take a long time to recover from this embarrassment in international eyes.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He was an embarrassment 40 years ago. Today he's a symbol of the fall of freedom and democracy - shadow powers (ie, foreign influence and corruption of the government by the ultra-wealthy) have ensured that the US president and his office are simultaneously the pinnacle of greed and incompetence combined.

The US has never been so weak and so uncertain. The 0.01% wealthiest have all of the country's resources, land, and political power, The Kremlin have successfully destabilised the US.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Spoken like a true leader

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do think he has dementia, but this could just be lack of preparation. Is that better or worse?

11 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Its a secret worse thing, both.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

preparing for what a glance around the room?

11 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I don’t think he knew who to look for/what he looked like. Someone else said he was shown photos. But he’s dumb and lazy. Like not knowing that Liberians speak English.

I’m not saying he’s doesn’t have dementia, but he’s also very dumb and lazy.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure they literally put pictures of each person he's going to address in front of him.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They give him a kid's toy (the one that you pull a string and if the spinner ends up on a cow it says "the cow goes moo") except it has photos of world leaders on it and it says things like "President Stubb is from Finland!"

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right next to "Mr. Japan" whose name he couldn't remember.

11 months ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

"and the sacrifices they made for the furniture of our children" is my personal favourite.

Or the history lesson about how George Washington won the american revolution because he stormed the british airfields.

The man needs to be in a supervised living facility. Ideally one run by the government with locks on the outside of the doors, but a home for demented elderly would also do in a pinch.

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And Tim Apple was sitting on the other side

11 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Aw, I was too late for that. It's still one of my favourites from Trump.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aging like syphilitic milk in Arizona heat.

11 months ago | Likes 516 Dislikes 3

That's unfair to syphilitic milk in Arizona heat.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Second time, tbh.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please, let his eyes deteriorate with the speed of Barry Allen after getting the "u up?" text from Iris

11 months ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 3

Next time he's on the roof of the Whitehouse would be the perfect time for his eyesight to deteriorate.

11 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Nah, make him hallucinate flat ground instead. Much more likely for him to... you know.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There have been plenty of opportunities for someone to do the funniest thing every time he’s outside. Roof of the WH, golfing, Scotland…

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He looks like Theodon before Gandalf gets to him.

11 months ago | Likes 211 Dislikes 2

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but Theoden was good and had been placed under a corrupting influence.

11 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Pure white columbian maia uncut wakes you up

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can we just light the beacons already? We call for aid.

11 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

We can, just understand we are the ones who must answer questions he call.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He was coherent when he spoke.

11 months ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

It wasn’t him speaking though. I love geeking out on this stuff but also, Trump is a horrible man by any measure.

11 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

No more musk to whisper in his ear

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 301 Dislikes 3

My ideal scenario is for Locked-In Syndrome. Something where he can't speak or move anymore, but he's still fully aware of the world going by without him.

Can you imagine a greater hell for a narcissist? To ACTUALLY be the most pathetic, worthless thing alive?? Everyone talking about him like he isn't there. Ivanka taking her revenge when people aren't looking. All the other ghouls gloating about how they'll trample his corpse to get their own leg-up, and how he's just reduced to a NOTHING.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that would also work but no bell.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, I want him to pay

11 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

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11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

People keep saying this, be careful what you wish for. JD is smarter, less egotistical, more competent, and a Heritage Foundation lackey. Trump's incompetence is our only chance, he can be manipulated into fucking up the coup he is putting into place.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Idk, he doesn't have the same level of fan worship or popularity. Of course, if they're stealing the elections then it makes very little difference.

11 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Even dictators need some broad base of support, there's not enough brown shirts to subjugate everyone. And without their cult leader magas will look for another one, it just won't be Vance or anyone already in power.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think that matters anymore, it mattered before the election, but now, it's window dressing on a coup to overthrow democracy. Deckchairs on the Titanic.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tell me more about Biden's age.

11 months ago | Likes 927 Dislikes 3

Yeah let's investigate what his advisors and medical professionals knew about Biden's physical and mental fitness to perform his presidential duties while ignoring the current president's physical and mental fitness.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Biden may be the oldest living president, but Trump is tied with 2 of the others Bush and Clinton. Let that sink in that 3 of the 5 living presidents were all born within a three-month span during the summer of 1946.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's old, yo

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 25

Take Trump's age and add 3.5 years.

11 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 38

Difficult to tell if he's 9 or 99

11 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

He was *also* too old to do the job properly.

11 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 10

And that was a good reason for us to go back to this?

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As evidenced by.. not being a global disgrace? Most jobs generated? Debt lowered? Economy soaring? Inflation under control? Missing what part he didn’t do properly..

11 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Are you referring to Biden with these points because he did not keep inflation down, it was one of the major issues that cost Harris votes. Also, what do you mean debt lowered? The debt went up roughly $10 trillion in 4 years.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Fuck that, release the Epstein files!

11 months ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 2

epstein Trump!

11 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And how a black lady nobody likes will DEFINITELY win in his place.

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 118

Cope harder racist misogynist scum. Why is it you people can never give a straight answer as to why you didn’t like her?

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Assuming you're talking about Harris (because of course you are), I like Harris and still do. Go be racist and misogynistic somewhere else.

11 months ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 2

Oh how different, and better the world would have been if Harris was President. She would have been invited all over the world to discuss REAL problems.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Got 48.4% of the votes.

11 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

You pedophile supporters are the worst

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Why didn't you like her? Apart from her obvious less than white appearance? Is that really enough to choose fascism first? Disgusting.

11 months ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 2

Her Israel stance sucked. She even basically told pro Palestine protesters at one of her rallies to shut up and they were at the wrong rally, as though being pro Palestine made you a Trump supporter. She was still miles better than Trump but that was pretty shitty

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The Israel stance doesn't matter when the other option encouraged them to finish the job

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sure there was more to it than that. For example, she has a vagina.

11 months ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

In another comment of his, this dumb cunt called her gay too. So I'm guessing he's just an ignorant shit weasel all round.

11 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Did you hear her laugh? /s

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Around election time I asked several people in my orbit why they didn't like Harris, asking for something specific while still trying to be diplomatic. The only thing I got from someone was that while she was AG of California she defended the State on cases where people may have been wrongfully convicted.

11 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

feels like its something that just happens when yer lawyering for the state?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As opposed to a literal fucking pedophile. What the fuck is wrong with you guys over there...

11 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

A literal pedophile who ADORES wrongful convictions, see Central Park Five

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0