Person In Dire Need Of Attention

Nov 30, 2018 2:29 PM

LollipopFromHell

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Person In Dire Need Of Attention

They're probably Yakuza.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

v

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

exactly

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll have to admit, this is something I'd do if I had the money

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

The lights are a bit much, but I love the paint for that type of car. Better than the normal red, black, or yellow.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Horn should play the Star powerup song

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

YES.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably has a CD changer.

7 years ago | Likes 991 Dislikes 5

Looks like a jaguar

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

And AC and seatbelts...freaking elites...

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

six discs motherfucker

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably has a CD changer.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You wouldnt believe me if I told you,this is the first modern Lambo to NOT have a cd player, mid 2000’s Lambo interiors look like 90s poopoo

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know, it’s crazy. I recently looked at a new BMW X2 in a dealership, and it had a CD deck. 2018. we underestimate the offline population

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 DISC MAN!!!

7 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 0

Aw man, I only had a tray for 4 CD...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the trunk...

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My 97 MX-5 had that

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My current 2009 car has that. And it's the top of the range version. Wtf ford?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What’s a CD?

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 4

Cross Dresser

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ask Jeeves

7 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

OK hold on gimme 10min. I'll just sign on to AOL real quick. Can you IM the link again?

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yeah, when my mom gets off the phone

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Certificate of Deposit. You can get a better interest rate than a saving account but uses a set term so your money is inaccessible.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

For which a 5 year ladder, across 5 separate accounts, is most ideal

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LOOK AT MY MAGNIFICENT PENIS!!!

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

Yes yes we all know its impossible to get glitter off yo dick

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Germany that lightshow would be taken off the streets faster than you can say "TÜV".

7 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 1

Looking at the ppl in the foreground seems to be an Asian country. Japanese plates?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same in US but if you look where the car is you can see that its on private property.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Straight into the trash compactor.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Nah, they're not doing that here. They'll just remove the seal from the licence plate and confiscate the papers.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same in Canada

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Same in the US

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s a trend in Japan, doing this to supercars. Seen lots of them like this.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Way to demonstrate the world that there's something you desperately need to compensate.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, it’s Japan. I’d expect them to be weird for the sake of weirdness.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I can't say that to begin with, so

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s illegal here too except in places like Vegas where rich people can do anything they want

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: this is an off-duty cop and this is his light set up to pull you over

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Solange der Wurstblinker durchgeht passt dat.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Ja, abä deä muss oingetrogen sein!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nichts is, da kommt etwas Tüddeldraht drum und dann jed das.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thanks, now I'll have to rewatch Werner.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i am intrigued by the word Wurstblinker

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Gibt aber auch Labskaus.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gotta be Japan...this is big in Japan for some reason

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yep, japanese plates/.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

holy shit

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't know about you guys but I'm pretty sure in my country this would be hella illegal

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Lamborace!

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

It’s the Seizuremobile!

7 years ago | Likes 2013 Dislikes 8

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

YAY! I'm watching simpsons atm!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jeice/Burter: We better bust out our special technique. Seizure Procedure!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*seizes*

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why you mocking our dream mobile?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No one can resist THE SEIZURE PROCEDURE!!!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Guess this is how the Ginyu force gets around.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well that would explain why he is valet parking straight to hospital A&E.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SimpsonsHavingASezuire.exe

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was gonna say - person causing seizures everywhere he goes!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Na na na na na na na na, Na na na na na na na na BATMAAAEEeeERrrRSHK

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

LE? IS THAT YOU?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Genuinely sad for this person. Godspeed

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think it's in Japan, which will be just another car there..

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Look at the blinking carrrrrrrrr brrrrddfkr brrrrrrtzrss x_x

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

As someone who has a history of seizures, I'm laughing my ass off

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

:-)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is a yakuza boss. They all do this shit. The least modest of all the crime gangs.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those lights would be soooooo illegal in my country

7 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Why's that, its not like there bright blinding high beams, just flashing disco lights.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 12

Guys I think he’s being sarcastic or the dicso lights but serious about the fucktards who leave their high beams on

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still enough to distract drivers which would be illegal

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You are not allowed to have coloured lights on a vehicle that is not an emergency vehicle

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Correction: no blue and/or red flashing lights. Yellow and/or white are allowed. At least in Washington

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In my country the only colour not used is white.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Impersonating an emergency vehicle. At least in NY

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Until you cause the driver next to you to have a seizure.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They're likely not turned on while on public roads

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

One hopes.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just wait till it reaches 88 mph!

7 years ago | Likes 191 Dislikes 7

It blinks EVEN FASTER!!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That thing can probably do 88 in second gear

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I can do 30 speed

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Great Scott's

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are we gonna see some serious shit?

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Yup, if it hits a pebble it wrecks the botton of the car.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well, we're seeing the not so serious one already

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It’d be too heavy doc

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Space Force ground transportation.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks for giving him what he wants.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

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7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ohhh I might think about doing that to my vw polo.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean if I had the kind of money I'm not exactly going to buy a lifetime subscription to the New Yorker either. Can't really hate too much

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So nobody is going to mention how it probably touched a Mario star?

7 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

Seriously, like no one.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Needs a version with the Super Star theme synced to it

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was humming it as i read your comment

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plate = "ATTNWHR"

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

mcropnis

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's what they call "Fuck You" money.

7 years ago | Likes 316 Dislikes 2

That's what they call "New Money" money.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Haha ? It!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No. That's "I have no concept of money because it's been handed to me since birth."

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Na .. that's when you can reject an offer. This is just tasteless nouveau riche

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"An amount of wealth that enables an individual to reject traditional social behavior and niceties of conduct without fear of consequences."

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Nouveau riche"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's actually what they call, "rob me", money.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what they call "I can get away with murdering journalists in foreign embassies" money.

7 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 2

I get what you're saying is tongue in cheek, but that looks to be a Japanese plate rather than a Saudi plate.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

James Bond money.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

how pissed is Donald Trump that they killed him so openly and stupid that now it looks super bad to sell shit load of weapons to them? :D

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

No. Fuck-you-money is money that you don't spend. Fuck-you-money is money that you keep under the bed in your fuck-this-bag and only spend >

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

> when you've one day had it with shit and feel like Michael Douglasing something. Then you spend the fuck-you-money on living until you >

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

> find a new boss and then go through the process of saving up a new wad of fuck-you-money so you can tell this boss to fuck himself 1 day.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Addendum: What this guy has is fuck-it-money for when you wake up thinking "what if x..." Then you can just say fuck it, we're trying it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

In this case "what if an already flash car was even more flash, like literally flashed?"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's a poor person's fuck you money. Real fuck you money is 10 million in your bank, so you don't take shit from anyone ever again

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

and you can spend a part of it or if you're not a total idiot, some % of the interest on flashy shit

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No. Fuck-you-money is literally money that you keep around just to be able to say "fuck you" to your boss/economic security.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

The comments here really help me realize how eager you people are to deride someone for being different.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

I mean.. That's only true to a point. If I killed someone with my toe, I wouldn't expect applause because I'm "different". Not to say (1/2)

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

lights under your car are the same as murder. But being "different" isn't always enough justification.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

The point is more that people in general, but imgurians in particular, leap at the opportunity to denigrate people.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Which is hilarious because imgurians are also the first people to comment on and upvote posts about acceptance.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If by "different" you mean "unsafe to drive on the road" and "annoying for anyone around him", then sure!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Ground effect lights, even these lights, are not particularly dangerous in these conditions.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a unicorn vomitted on a car

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

No spoiler? Someone with a dick that tiny needs a spoiler to complete the declaration of his need for attention.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 11

There's a spoiler, you just have to click to see it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The 1980's called, they want their joke back

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

We may not be fans of it, but this car is part of one of the many car trends in Japan that has a lot of enthusiasm surrounding it.

7 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 5

Commonly known as "ricing".

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This isn't ricing. Ricing is putting an evo body kit on your lancer, this lambo can absolutely back up its over the top looks.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So did we nuke them too much, or not enough?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Op still valid.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 8

It really is not.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 15

It really is too.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

It really is not though.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

Really? A flashing, chrome shiny supercar is NOT looking for attention? Like, at ALL?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don’t shit on him. It’s Tokyo Japan. That’s the car culture

7 years ago | Likes 316 Dislikes 44

Yeah I was gonna say that, "nah, it's just Japan"

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

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7 years ago (deleted Nov 17, 2024 9:18 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Not to say it's OK, but cultural relativism, man. If japanese people find it acceptable (IDK if they do), that's not hurting anyone

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm more of a Volvo nerd myself though, so it's really not my style.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I should specify old volvo only

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn’t make it less ridiculous.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Dont underestimate me, I'll ignore the entirety of Japan til they bomb a harbor again

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Funny enough, you'll see a lot of this in Iraq too. Not on nice cars, noooooo, like on Bongo Trucks and shit. Still, they love it.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I would have put my bet upon Dubai

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Today i learned that stupid things aren't stupid in Japan.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There’s a downwards trend in people driving in Japan because it’s crazy expensive, many end up driving k-cars.<https://youtu.be/dOUPLucnw1E>

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was thinking Dubai...Japan car culture is more tuner cars, you don't normally see flashy exotics

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Unless you have money for a Lambo. Which then attracts less attention than you wanted in Japan, hence the light mods :D

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But if its america, then fuck that guy? Curturalist much? There is definitely a super car culture in the US.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

UAE...all day

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's really not. Don't get me wrong the flashy cars pop up, but it's pretty rare to see garish LEDs in Tokyo.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 6

Every car like this in Tokyo is similar...again it's the car culture.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yakuza cars.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It used to be more common... I don't think they want attention these days due to laws cracking down

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The young yakuza must make the old yakuza pretty ticked off. History has shown if your a bad guy, it’s better to be a quiet one.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rare, but not unheard of. They have a weird thing with cars there, it's true.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's pretty rare to see on a super car. Much more likely to see on a semi truck.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Times have changed since 2013 with the influx of Chinese tourists plus the Olympics. Kabukicho footsoldiers are mostly Nigerians now.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 just for Jalopnik as source, one if not the best car site.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...so they’re not looking for attention?

7 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 7

Nooo. Nobody that buys a Lamborghini would ever be looking for attention. *I said as sarcastically as humanly possible*

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

In the same way that girls with colored hair, guys with coal rolling trucks, and women with their Daisy Dukes & tits out do here in the U.S.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

‘Mercia!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No just look at some of Tokyo’s car metes.

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 6

*meets

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Meats*

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Metas*

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was gonna say, can’t be USA. Dude would get pulled over so quick

7 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

Certain states allow this as long as it's not red and blue looking like cops. Pretty sure Florida you can drive whatever down there. CMIIW

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Yeah, Florida is like mad max laws. You can build full on drift car as your daily. Sadly I’m in CA, fixit tickets if it’s not stock.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It's my favorite part of living in FL. No inspections and no emissions testing. But we cant have red or blue lights

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

*Laughs in Alabama*

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Kentucky (at least my county) they just read your miles and check the VIN and you're set lol

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If it's really Tokyo then i understand this post because these guys want the young Japanese kids to fall in love with cars again.

7 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 7

The people walking by sure looks japanese

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The license plate IS japanese

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It not just that. It’s the culture. It’s really cool. It’s not on regular cars either it’s mostly aventadors and huracans

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 3

They love doing it to American muscle cars too

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now I wanna do it to a Volvo if I ever live there & have money just for fun.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0