aquariusfella
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I will boop you!!
Apr 11, 2016 8:15 AM
aquariusfella
84606
3943
134
I will boop you!!
CyberAkuma
Free stickers? YAY!
IveBeenSlackingMyWholeLife
Cool. Defacing stranger's property, cause there's never another explanation for things!
knoxx55
As funny as this is I advise not to do this since it is considered vandalism. Esp when the sticker ruins the paint.
Justabuckeye
I hope there isn't a wheelchair lift of some sort in that van, if so the sticker supplier is the real asshole.
spartaness
I'm trying, guys! At least it's straight.
soapysoapygoodtime
Do they park like an asshole or an idiot? make up your mind
imgurHasStolenMyLife
And they have to be from my state....
SuchaPunchableFace
+1 for relevant (to me.) Username
earthwormulljim
Of course. Maryland has the worst drivers.
vfr1200fc
Sticker needs less idiot, more asshole.
Dissipo
He don't think it be like it is but it do!
8bithooker
Now, in this pic this is not the case but what if you had to park offset because the idiot beside you then they leave?
jds1002000
Fuck their paint!!!! Stick away!!!
g23b
I've seen handicap drivers do this because there was no handicap parking available. Just saying, think before you slap that sticker
Splaterson
Would have a badge on display regardless
whydoesthishavetobesohard
Where can I buy these?
razteo
http://www.zazzle.com/prank_i_park_like_an_idiot_bumper_sticker-128155493565951428
Nk4512
Not like if he was over to the left more they couldn't get out of the car you douchecanoe
twobbler3
they could have backed in if that was the real issue.
Mithi
What? I know we joke about fat americans, but come on even a blue whale doesn't need that much space to get out of a car.
robrudewastaken
i need this, badly.
thorr97
Nah, no sticker. That's vandalism & a crime. Put one of those "tortise color inside the lines" flyers under his windshield wiper.
kiDDarknessssS
I took this the other day at my bank. Wish I had one of these stickers. https://instagram.com/p/BED8CXoCuCspfJkfsVIhFssNNLpMT7eXO6Vywg0/
razteo
is that car parked?? WTF?
acme64
did he run out of gas backing up?
thuperduperthpeshul
White car parked next to me the other day... http://imgur.com/rbZffgS
imyourrealdad
I parked in a private lot and they put a similar sticker on my windshield. I laughed during the whole 45 minutes it took me to scrape off.
mattventuretime
I hope you learned your lesson you well humored human!
Bearrett
But I'm a new driver.
MrDonaldTrump
if a new driver drives poorly, fine, that is inexperience. But if you park poorly, that is laziness. You have infinite tries to get it right
roughandrowdyways
I've been driving for 9 years, and I still can't park my 98 Buick. Teach me? I always end up crooked. My car maybe can't turn sharp enough?
mrstealyourcode
BUT SNOWCAT I'M A NEW DRIVER
Bearrett
you know what's up.
Fuzzynubz
This one is obvious, but I parked inbetween 2 cockeyed cars and got a nasty note left on my car. It was already screwed up when I get here!
mattventuretime
Pro tip: avoid shitty parking spots, even if it means walking a bit extra. Don't be lazy and risk getting dings from shitty parking doors
corneliusgansevoort
I hope some old lady catches you and whacks you with their handbag.
Mewmus
bitch is man enough to throw a punch, she's man enough to take one too.
MrWhoWhatWhenWhereWhyHow
dont be surprised when someone calls the cops on you for vandalism...
aquariusfella
The sticker doesnt leave residue and its so easy to remove even this idiot who cant park can do it without ruining the paint.
Vedar
Might have just been a fat person and they needed room to open their door.
mattventuretime
Probably should've made better life choices and avoid being fat enough to need THAT much space
Vedar
Find me 1 person who didn't need to make better life choices at some point.
mattventuretime
THE ONE! THE ONLY! JJEEEEESSSSUUUSSSS CCHHHHRRRIIIISSSSTTT *sirens blaring in the background*
Muffyns
people can witch hunt that person cuz of license plate now
esgedi
Doesn't leave residue huh? So you must know the chemical make up of the wax, polish, sealer, and clearcoat of the car it's going on then.
AnotherSettlement
Couldn't you put it on the window?
MaudlinTheMagnificent
Where do we acquire them? I see fuckers that need them daily.
razteo
http://www.zazzle.com/prank_i_park_like_an_idiot_bumper_sticker-128155493565951428
mattventuretime
Same
doggo
Stick it to the window. Then they have to scrape it off with a razor blade. But it doesn't hurt anything except the idiot's pride.
Jhill1
or just don't stick it anywhere and get a card if it triggers you that much?
LordCommanderOfMemes
You're doing the Lord's work, keep it up
someprickinvietnam
I always assume it's an old lady who did it on accident instead of some douchbag. Makes me much less angry.
IveBeenSlackingMyWholeLife
I'm pretty sure it doesn't say in the bible "And, lo, Jesus enacted petty revenge, and the lord was please."
maymay1588
Well there is the bit about reaping what you sow.
IveBeenSlackingMyWholeLife
And another part about turning the other cheek
maymay1588
I know nothing about the bible, I was making a joke.
liam33
what the driver is some elderly person and they just wanted some more room to get out of their car?
SomaticSlinky
Could have backed in, everybody wins. If that's still to difficult they need a handicap spot.
rawhiders
A pole is in the other side tho.
DaddyWolf
still enough room to be in the lines
richINcompany
Welcome to vandalism
WaffleCopters
Vandalism has to be permanent to be classified as a criminal act.
richINcompany
I feel as if you've forgotten that graffiti is considered vandalism and that isn't always permanent..
roughandrowdyways
The damage to the paint is permanent.
Mtnmanmike
Does the column blocking his door not count for anything?
twobbler3
not when they could have just as easily backed in...
Mtnmanmike
How do we know that he/she could easily back in, theres context to that persons life & decisions that we dont know.
twobbler3
if you cant back in to a parking spot, then you shouldn't be driving.... basic driving skills.
Mtnmanmike
Thats true for a lot but you never know if someone was in the way or better yet what the condition of the space with the VW
twobbler3
How could someone be in the way? the pole is there.also the VW is parked in their spot. the KIA is actually blocking their door....
Mtnmanmike
was before they got there. Its easy to pull up on a "bad" parking job and make an assumption about circumstantial evidence is all im saying
grandmastonguekiss
Untill you find out its someone's grandma, just going to pick up her medication. Then you just vandalized and embarrassed some poor old lady
MaedayMaeday
Grandmas should park properly!
AnniCannibal
Maybe grandma should follow the rules of society like everybody else. If being elderly impairs her ability to drive, she shouldn't drive.
TheBlackWindHowls
Grandma needs to learn how to park.
grandmastonguekiss
Grandma is not gonna learn, cut her some slack. If it's some 16 year old who drifted into that spot, tag up his car , he deserves it.
acme64
if he did that in a minivan i ain't even mad
KingPotatow
If Grandma is not going to learn than Grandma needs to lose her license
Volvary
That is such a bad response. If she can't park anymore, maybe she pass her test again? #MandatoryDecennialDrivingTest
mattventuretime
If a 16 year old drifted into a spot like that he deserves a gold star
Onyxstorm
Grandma needs to take a taxi or something then. If she can't park she sure as hell should not be driving at all.
The22ndDoctor
But why does the VW not get a sticker? They appear to be as much on the right line as the Kia.
WWWWaltJJJJunior
Maybe the Kia was there first and the VW has to park
3dartwork
Because the Kia is clearly parking off center with the pole to the left. They started it, VW forced to park off center.
HickLife
They may have come in after the Kia and just been forced to park like that.
The22ndDoctor
While,as a rule MD drivers are crap, Mayhap the kia driver saw the VW parking over the line and doled out some justice by blocking the door.
redfootedbooby
I think the Kia might have been avoiding the post to its left, thus going over the line and being that asshole.
The22ndDoctor
Again, it's all conjecture. But, since I don't think anyone could get in or out of the VW as is, they had to be there first.
HickLife
That also
HoboHumpinSloboBabe
Yes, combat being an asshole by being an asshole. Logic checks out.
LeaderBeans
Don't worry. Nobody who is saying "I'm totally going to do that!" will actually go through with it.
PrivateSectorSexPenguin
There must be justice.
zbeta
No, wrong. Public shaming is a good thing. The idiot who parked like an idiot simply deserves to be called one...
KeeleonOhms
I mean this is the definition of "war".
LyssaP
O have these bumper stickers as well.. They are super easy to peel off so they don't ruin the vehicle or leave traces behind.
rhombusrightangle
multiplying a negative by a negative forms a positive go ahead try it
krapmyself
Well, yeah. Fight fire with fire
APackOfExcitedGingers
My wife has your outlook, and I'll tell you what I tell her. What you call being an asshole, I recognize as justice and karma.
cool69rtcharger
An asshole would have put it on the windshield with shit stickers that shred rather then pull off like my high school did for parking wrong
andemanman
Fuck you, asshole.
mostlyjustheretoupvotefunnycomments
there are three kinds of people in this world, Chuck
madetheaccountjustforyou
Public shaming is as old as us, and serves a vital role discouraging behavior that shouldn't involve cops, but should still be discouraged.
Yprox5
Should slash the tires to really get the point across
TheAnalystWasAlreadyTaken
Well, two wrongs make a right. Or at least three lefts do.
MiddleName
To concuer fear, you must become fear.
etherfish
*conquer
ticktockbent
Aww It's like batman but missing a chromosome
MiddleName
Now, you're a special kind of grammar nazi.
ticktockbent
Sorry. I felt bad about it but it was too good.
MiddleName
You got to take a risk once in a while.
IareIan
Best way to combat an asshole is to be a dick. 5/7 assholes hate dicks.
shesmydisease
Then why are they always hanging out so close?
IareIan
Something about friends close enemies closer.
HamsterOnAGoat
as someone who grew up in Philadelphia, this is borderline being kind. I've seen far worse
PrivateSectorSexPenguin
Not like they threw any d cell batteries at their kids or anything
oldred87ford
Like moving his parking chair?
HamsterOnAGoat
cars keyed/tires slashed for things like this
KyloSolo
Spoken like a true Marylander.
NyquistHell
I would say whoa there sir, but then I remembered I was at the UMD v. Duke game where ESPN broadcasted our fuck duke chant loud and proud.
HoboHumpinSloboBabe
Spot-on...except that I live nowhere near the east coast.
Yumbojet
Let's combat the asshole calling us asshole for getting back at an asshole for being an asshole. #infiniteassholeloop
anitabieror6
well... if your asshole isn't a continuous loop you might wanna see a doctor I dunno
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
Asshole wins every time.
notirrelevant
Wouldn't #InfiniteAssholeLoop be also called a 69-tossed-salad?
LetumComplexo
Sooooo a human centipede?
bittduck
YOU'RE an asshole #circleoflife
piefairy
I like all of this.
jasta6
Assholeception
Candyclysm
Must go deeper?
notthatdrunk
I done run outta dick
KingDingaLingOfHouseHymenHammer
Switching to tongues