Did you hear about the girl who wrote cemetery jokes?

Apr 3, 2018 7:19 PM

She was sentenced to death.

I am also proud to say that I have never killed a man that did not need killing. Most of them, in fact.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Samuel Whittemore was one bad ass old man.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Samuel whittemore is so Badass

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mine will be “not laughing at my jokes was a grave mistake”

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“Don’t try” Charles Bukowski

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

When I was little my parents used to go and moon the “butts” family. They thought it was hilarious.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That last one made me cry

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I have made Kay's Fudge, and it was lovely. It's nice to think her recipe can still bring joy even when she's gone.

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

I wrote it down the other day when it was posted. Good to know.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia " W C Fields

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Some of these are clearly fake.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

YOU'RE A GODDAMN HERO

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#26 sounds like she would have been fun to be around, she made my evening a lot better.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

It looks fake because Boobs runs off the side of the stone and since words are written on the stone not the foot

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Yeah I think I would have liked her too.

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I always regret not getting a photo of one in Auckland that had the surname in huge letters : "BASTARD"

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Westwood Cemetery. Been there many times. Marilyn, Dino, Carl Wilson - lots of celebs there in that tiny place.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wish I could pay my respects.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Press “X”

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Or F if you're on PC.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was looking for this one

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ouija!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#18 Arlington, Mass (for the curious)

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I’m genuinely curious about his story. Mainly wasn’t the life expectancy in the 1700s a lot less than 80 let alone 90s?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People have always lived to be that old. Life expectancy used to be so low because of how many babies died during child birth or soon after

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

98 is a long time even by today’s standards, but basically once you reached a certain age and were healthy enough, 75 was not uncommon

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#13 hits too close to home

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Of the whole collection I saved that one image

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

very close to home.... meaning that's where i'm from...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You come without consultation?

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I mean number 1 for me

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know what. I'm not counting them. Just take this +1.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Just click on the green #13 and it pops up

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You’ve saved me so much time. You’re a wizard. Many thanks for your courtesies.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You have just given me more attention than my girlfriend has in the last week. Thank you for that.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wow Leslie Nealsons grave. I’d love to know where he is buried anyone know so I can bring him back to Li...I mean pay my respects?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now I want Emojis on mine

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

And the dollar sign

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

TIL Leslie Nielsen passed away in 2010. He was a comedic legend

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Leslie Nielsen's grave is so modest for such a grand person.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Leslie Nielsen is death?No

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some very witty gravestones but I can’t help but notice how young some of these are ;(

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are all these real?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not all of them, but some are.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How much of this is photo shop?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want mine to have an inspirational quote, but in Sartalics.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I told you I was sick is Spike Milligan's grave. Brilliant British comic.

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I thought he was only allowed it in Gaelic or something? *too lazy to google*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Terence Alan "Spike" Milligan KBE (16 April 1918 – 27 Feb 2002) was a British Irish comedian, writer, poet, playwright and actor. (Wiki)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Irish dad, English mum, born in India as it turns out.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's the same sentence but it's not his. Here it is: https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Spike_Milligan_Church_of_St_Thomas.jpg

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Thanks!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Broken link...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He was a brilliant comic, but an Irish one! Have you ever heard an audience in such histerics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkOAUht3G5o

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Apologies thought he was northern Irish. I remember him from my dad watching when I was a kid. He's hilarious, a real legend!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Born in British India, so yea, British xD

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"British India" or just India as it's known. His ol' man was Irish and he took Irish citizenship https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkOAUht3G5o

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is #3 from the little train ride at the casino in Laughlin?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Has to be. I don't think a marker would be that legible from back then.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like Boot Hill in Tombstone, AZ to me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is #3 in Tombstone?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep, Boot Hill, apparently they thought he had stolen the horse, hung him, then found out he had bought it legally

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Id love to know where in thurmont the atheist one is. I'm like 20 minutes away

8 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

Hah, small world, I'm about an hour from there!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yo I'm not far from Thurmont either, 40 mins maybe. Imgur. Grave hunting party?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Check findagrave.com, it might be there.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Last name required and there is no name on the headstone

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oooh go on an adventure and find it!!

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I should!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And respond to this message if you do please so I can look at it!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And post evidence

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My guess would be Blue Ridge Cemetery on the corner of N Altamont and Flanagan. Only cemetery I know of up there

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Google says there are 3 cemeteries. I did learn that they died before 1963 because CS Lewis commented on the gravestone (supposedly)

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