stonetemplefox05
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Anyways, happy pride month
Jun 17, 2026 9:56 PM
stonetemplefox05
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Anyways, happy pride month
MayMayz4DayzYo
#4
ThisCantBeYoursItIsMine
#28 the baby being ever so slightly to the left of the Quaker sent me
MayMayz4DayzYo
#29 Awh, you need AI to draw your pictures? To write your stories? You need AI to fuck your wife, too?!
asm80dfa8sdfj
How nice it must be to be professional level at everything ever
GoDBacks
#28 Colonel Sanders is on the wrong side of this chart. He killed a man in a chicken turf war
nik282000
#30 Unless you buy a house, or rent a house, or rent an apartment, or own a car, or eat food at any point in your life.
KamonDS
#4 That's exactly why, when I turned 39, I switched to a Frank Drebin avatar, credibility.
johnblood616
Randy Savage abused his wife
asm80dfa8sdfj
It was the style at the time
johnblood616
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ZiomalZParafii
#4 I use anime avatar on the web for the past ~25 or so years and my opinion about this meme is: BS!
hellopittie
#13 funny how the person posting used an ai image, how tone deaf
helljack
#9 Shit Canadians know without knowing they know it...
randomwalrus
I don't know nothing, and you cannot prove that I don't.
helljack
Wait...I can NOT prove that nothing is NOT known...but, if nothing isn't known...then...wait, I've got it...no...
TheFastpaws
#30 I've honestly just given up.
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
I like to joke that my retirement plan is to die fighting Nazis within the next five years.
It would be funny, if only it were funny.
Intentionallysapphic
Also Pink News decided it was going to toss trans people under the bus so we can ignore anything they have to report now, cause they're shit.
(You're not an LGBT ally if you drop the T)
ChelVanin
#6 what happens if I press the button…
lifeisadadjoke
Galvanize!!
MayMayz4DayzYo
DrSharkbite
BHPaperstacks
#28 The Kool-Aid man effortlessly knocks down solid brick walls and the Kellog's man has the pent up rage of a man who's never had a full release. They would both undoubtedly kick your ass.
GeneralAnubis
#14 #15 I see you put these two next to each other, so let me introduce you to what I call "Clarklon's Razor"
"Any sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice"
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
#13 As I pointed out the last time this was posted, this is completely untrue. There were eight canals under construction in the 1830s. They were all completed. There was never any massive canal boom, or nationwide network, or anything of the sort. It's complete bullshit history made up to try and support an argument.
gkrum6847
The part about half-finished canals may be completely untrue - it sounds like you know well. The general premise that we built a ton of very expensive canals between 1820 and 1860 and many of them only operated for a couple of decades before being supplanted by railroads has some truth to it.
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
Eh, not really. The Erie Canal was a major thoroughfare for 75 years, and continued to be in service for more than a hundred and fifty. It was only decommissioned in 1994, after being opened in 1825. Those canals all long since paid for themselves.
That said, if we never built any infrastructure because it would eventually be replaced by something better, we'd never build any infrastructure. The entire history of human industry is basically a series of upgrades.
gkrum6847
I'm judging by the list of canals on Wikipedia. The majority of them were active for relatively short times. Even for the Erie Canal it says, "The Erie's peak year was 1855, when 33,000 commercial shipments took place. It continued to be competitive with railroads until about 1902..."
TurnsOut42WasASlightMiscalculation
#9 So Canadians must really understand both systems of units and be able to do conversions in their head, right? Right?
DrNick
Depends on the person and the unit. 2.2lbs to a kilogram (2.205), 1.6km to mile(~1.60934), ~4 liters to a gallon(3.78541), etc.
randomwalrus
Nope. You do not convert one to the other. You just know rough and vague ranges within the appropriate contextual reference.
honeybadgersRus
#29 a whole lotta blow was involved too
MiserableBustard
#4 As opposed to a video game profile picture, which reveals them to be a genus.
Jackpot7777777
#28 Chef Boyardee knows his way around knives and meat cleavers. Do not underestimate him.
cuzitsthere
I was going to make a joke about "here comes all the comments about how mascot XYZ is actually a god-tier warrior", but they're all here already...
mattrixk
And isn't that hand thing like 6ft tall?
JCDenton10
I'm reasonably sure the Kool-Aid Man could collide with a person and explode them into a fine kool-aid flavored mist.
deepfriedoreos
I'm not sure on the Coronel or Uncle Ben... I feel like their either correctly placed or final boss level. The Burger King and Trix Rabbit could also be potentially unbeatable due to the chaos factor.
TKpotato
Red m&m seems like an easy win
andaraven
He’s also relying heavily on the Quaker upholding his vows of non-violence, otherwise that dude is like farm strong, ya know?
Canigetbannedagain2
I feel Sweeny Todd and Chef Boyardee are related.
Whitewolf30
Also both a leprechaun and an elf are considered fea in some cultures. They would both absolutely beat the ever loving crap out of most people.
SploogeMcDuck316
He was also ex special forces....probably
Eveythingistaken
#18 this one tickled in that one specific spot in my lower back. Made me laugh wheezily.
DeadeicPrints
#4 fuck you lol
LordAndSaviourBirdJesus
Yeah, if it's like a cyber security researcher with an anime profile pic, you better sit the fuck down and listen lmao
TheUnstoppableWampas
#28 The sugar smacks BEAR should be further left. An old timey Quaker would put up more of a fight than you think, and the Kool-Aid man would rock your shit in under 10 seconds. Dude bursts through brick walls completely unfazed.
EroticZombiePants
You just need to tip Kool-Aid man over though.
stonetemplefox05
I think I remember hearing that in order to hold all that kool-aid the glass would have to be 4 inches thick which would put him at like 4,000 lbs empty or something crazy like that
EroticZombiePants
I feel like if he's knocked onto his back, he'd be struggling like a turtle to get up again.
stonetemplefox05
Yeah but it'd be like pushing a pickup truck with it's brakes on though
EroticZombiePants
Sweep the legs. Or maybe use a bolas.
adjacentengels
#24 *Denethor begins sweating heavily*
Karma1970
#14
AmbientPlatypus
#23 This image is relevant to my interests.
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redpandabanana
Are you perhaps trying to take over the tri-state area?
AmbientPlatypus
platypusab
Hello brother
Starlatan
PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?
tentacularfleshscape
Baby platypuses are called puggles
KrampusCopia
Thats not an image.
OutspokenHBW
Had a trans man mansplain something to me. It ain't in the genitals, folks.
asm80dfa8sdfj
It's only mansplaining cause it's a man. Women splain all the time, they just think it's deserved.
ilhares
Somebody downvoted you the the truth. Hope the upvote helps.
ScreamimgGoat
Anyone can be condescending
Noahbalboa82
#7 And what is my crime? Enjoying a plant?...
MrOlivier
And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp wiener?
Noahbalboa82
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Kommissar00Schneider
I'm 38 and I don't even have the moths :/
Eveythingistaken
Do you have moth balls?
Luorric
Keep your night on tonight and open your window. You're welcome.
Frecklefoot
I'm 58 and I've NEVER had twice my annual salary saved. That's boomer math there.
LinemanMatt
That's probably good then. I hear when you have a lot of moths to feed your paycheck doesn't go nearly as far.
thricebakedxyz
When I was 35, two older guys (50s) were talking about fitness. One guy said “you can only go back to 35, no matter how hard you work out.” I said that I was 35 so I better get to work.
SheepySleepySmuggler
They missed the footnote about employers paying an acceptable wage/salary. Arguably there should be a second footnote indicating a failure to achieve this should result in societal change...
astrangehop
dracklen
It’s rough out there don’t beat yourself up :)! It’s never too late to start!
rumandbass
I'm 42 and I have 6 months saved. I don't plan on retiring.
digginlife
I have a little more than a decade on you. I get really sad thinking about working until I’m 67 just to have enough to pay for medical care. Ughhhh.
rumandbass
I'm just gonna peace out if I'm facing an expensive medical issue.
digginlife
I’ve always thought that and then watched people I know and read stories of people who change their minds when in a bad way. My mom went out by withholding food and water for 4 days. Tough on us. Her’s was because of misery, not expenses.
IAmRandyButternubs
I'm 38, broke my elbow, got laid off, and then got into a car accident at the start of the year. Things are looking up though...
digginlife
Holy crap. I hope things actually are looking up. It sounds like things can’t get much worse!
IAmRandyButternubs
My neighbor accidentally dropped a door on my car earlier this week. But I did accept a job offer yesterday. So yes, things are looking up.
digginlife
It’s like you have a hex and need to do some sort of witchcraft to get release.
Jackpot7777777
Is it your hourly rate? I’m good there but I’m guessing not. Twice your weekly salary? Month? ANNUAL?!?
TomahawkJackson
It's a typo in the original. You should have twice your CELERY saved.
randomwalrus
Annual, I imagine. In the olden days, we were supposed to have (at least) one million dollars saved up, before retirement.
Jackpot7777777
I remember an ad for a 401(k) with people walking around with dollar amounts above their heads. Before the 2008 crash, obviously.
FailureTowne
Oh yeah, I loved robbin' them fuckers in Watch Dogs
HelpfulCorn
If you didn't panic and pull all your money out, it recovered nicely
FailureTowne
My strong pullout game damned me for the one and only time