YYCnoncowboy
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Bork off
Mar 30, 2017 4:58 PM
YYCnoncowboy
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Bork off
Farhasoni
How could you OP?!
UsuallySpecial
Bork is ok, the rest are milsly silly but fine. The one that really gets me wincing is "fur kid".
cogs
Aww, you're so adorable, acting all angry like a grown up and everything! ;)
longlilongwe
No, no one. Not even the hundreds of users who have posted the same thing.
YoloSwagginsAndTheKnightsOfTheRoundTable
I agree and all that Bork shit. Sound like a bunch of 3rd graders.
boofhead60
Yea
CChowder
"Here's a smol dump of adorbs doggos!"
YYCnoncowboy
Thank you! It's like following my little sister on social media....
Lythar
Include snek in there too!
YYCnoncowboy
MoonMoonPapa
What about Moon Moon?
sinbinrugger
I want to murder my roommates because they say this.
Ponkun
Just a couple months ago this was a popular opinion. How fast the demographics have changed.
MoistRodent
This probably isn't the site for you OP
mthrndr01
Well, you're always welcome to go fuck yourself. And also the horse you rode in on. Maybe that horse's immediate family too. Fuck a stable
YYCnoncowboy
HurkWurk
proper use of unpopular opinion puffin. and fuck you.
Obietrice
What doggo borked in your noodles this morning?
hugebattleaxe
probably one of those heckin floof puppers haha bork bork bork!!! haha haha
619native
srsfaceI8C
Counterpoint: I love those silly names and fucking hate puffins. Seems we're at an impasse, @OP
YYCnoncowboy
ThePunetrator
Thank you. I agree.
YYCnoncowboy
JackRusselHarrier
Don't forget updoots, boop the snoot, and all that shit
Dreadends
Can you provide sauce?
YYCnoncowboy
Imgur.com
DrWankenstein
I don't like them but it doesn't spoil my day.
norcalkingsfan
This is the proper approach.
CurbSided
Well damn+1
sweetfeetpete
Why are you so mad Bront
Tachyon000
They're good dogs Brynt
19cook89
Only upvoting because of correct meme usage. Fuck you I love doggos.
TheKimlilEra
Personally, I find snek extra retarded
lilham8910
I find danger noodle extra retarded. Those things don't love you damn it!!!!
Drosophilamelanobastard
I respect your opinion but that will not stop me because saying bork makes me happy and I need all the things that make me happy right now.
SpaceTimer8032
I respect that
Robvp
Also hecking and smol
Drosophilamelanobastard
Yes hecking, borking, doggo et al.
DrThrax
Don't forget the boof!
RandomActOfConfusion
Love the boof!
duanedibleythedukeofdork
Heck
Sledgewolf1
Bork
PolarHailStorm
I like nope rope, personally.
jwhitlock1973
I accept bork an onomatopoeia?
CommanderCaribou
This
mthrndr01
Drosophilamelanobastard
and one for you random citizen! http://imgur.com/sPFpIcb
SadCarrot
BORK
irespondwithsimpsonsquotes
BORK ALSO
Drosophilamelanobastard
see!
persondud3
http://img14.deviantart.net/f84f/i/2016/068/e/7/maximum_borkdrive_activated_by_goji1327-d9uhzgw.jpg
Mysterydewd
Yep. I laughed the first couple times, but now words like 'pibble' are like a mosquito in my ear. Oh well, at least it's easy to interpret.
ofcourseitstaken
I've called pitbulls pibbles for years...
Mysterydewd
And that's perfectly fine, I'm not going to get after folk for it. It's just grating to me personally. I'm happy with the dogs though.
aduntoridas
"Trash panda" and "danger noodle" I'm fine with. "Pupper" and "doggo", though, are super cringey in my eyes.
Cassodeus
I work at a doggy daycare. There is a girl who uses these. I have become immune after feeling extreme aggravation.
Cassodeus
I want feelings again. Help.
aduntoridas
That . . . is really tragic. I would be so upset.
Cassodeus
I am incapable of feeling that emotion anymore. I'm so zen. This is awful.
madgodrhinoprime
Can i still say trash panda?
SauteThoseOnionsYouSickBastard
And snek?
TrashPandaAddict
What else would we call them? O.o
aishamaria
fr1080f
misterbookman
Yes. You have to.
TheMightyEggplant
You can say whatever you want ! Have a nice day fellow random imgurian :D
Dutcherism
Went to Florida for spring break with a group. Saw some sting rays and yelled, "SEA FLAP FLAPS" now they all call them sea flap flaps lol.
rudestcanadian
And catsnake?
TostiBuilder
my friend calls pigeons "Airborne Rat" thought that was kinda funny too, not on trash panda level funny though
WalrusMuscles
Thats what I call them now even in regular conversation
abrakadumbass
im a 31 year old combat vet. theyre goddamn trash pandas. also, my pets are floofs, everyone elses are cats and dogs, because its a pet name
ThereAreSomeWhoCallMeeeTim
Same
snarkface
So what do you call individual pieces of pasta?
relatablesarcasticguy
It should be called pasta and pasti for a bunch of pieces
shankycat
*paste, feminine plurals end in "e", not "i" - that's masculine plural.
relatablesarcasticguy
Thanks nerd
shankycat
But... your comment was also a grammatical correction ??? ¿¿¿
relatablesarcasticguy
Obviously not an accurate one. One could even say I was being sarcastic
PerseusJackson
Pasta strand
jakethetao
Spaghettae? Maybe just spaghett? Spaghetto? Haha ghetto :) I like spaghetti though... Okay, bye
twentyfourcharacterslong
Pasta
MediocrityGetsMeHot
Borks. If you're Swedish and a chef.
misterbookman
YYCnoncowboy
Actual lol
FosterFox
*Tips Fedora*
respondswithgifs
YYCnoncowboy
Fatlegsnorma
Double dipping that fagottini I see
misterbookman
It's a solid picture.
rezpawner
By their actual italian names, you fucking orecchiette.
firepower412
You just called him a small ear?
AmIAUniquePersonality
Technically, 'small ears'.