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Man Tax: Ben Easter
You've got to have something to eat and a little love in your life before you can hold still for any damn body's sermon on how to behave. -Billie Holiday, jazz singer and songwriter (1915-1959)
So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
https://discord.gg/AWFV7FT3RQ
I'm also on the imgcat server for updates & fun:
https://discord.gg/TpjD37jgJ9
https://ko-fi.com/mememuseumcurator
Unable to work, zero income. Feel free to leave me a tip. Those that have, y'all are the bee's knees. You've honestly been my lifeline. For the couple people that have said I'm "scamming" people, I only get SNAP, so this money goes to things like TP, shampoo, laundry detergent, etc
nero4ty2
#9 apparently a few months ago I got some new vp in my district that was added to an email chain I was on, “ read my previous emails for assistance” wasn’t considered proper etiquette by them. Luckily my boss had my back, “welcome to the roughnecks, fit in or gtfo!” We mostly work at a desk and occasionally drive forklifts but get shit done
arajad
#14 Okay, @OP, you managed to find a video that makes me simultaneously want to hug something and pour boiling acid on it. Cute and triggering both.
Crispy4Skin
#1
Rayfire3535
#21 You know what? I get it. That looks remarkably Satisfying.
ReggieWarrhol
#5 That's a couple of happy doggos.
#22 Great artwork.
trigonman3
#17 catastrophic non-collision
TheFastpaws
#25 I don't tan. I just sunburn and then return to ghost pale.
FoamingToad
#1 looks suspiciously familiar. North-East England?
DonL9
#8. Remember that Grimace is shadows like a buttplug. That's how he got his name.
drduffer
#21 I do not know why, but I believe I fully understand this.
trigonman3
#5 "We wanted to see how much indoor furniture our large dogs could knock over when overstimulated."
aChungusAmongUs
#7 very Mitch Hedberg
AntaNce
I need to find the oat I have already eaten & digested, pls, the pre-oat.
NoIdeaWhatToUseHere
#7 Always oats oats
intergalaxian
#22 It's an illusion! What's the Elvish word for mouse?
spontaneous9
#16 Le Oof
JakeyIsOkReally
nice dump Ma'am, thank you!
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
#12 just evergreen atuff
KittyKlimt6
#4 patriarchal default
gaggedandgooped
#1
DarkfireDragon
#1 They knew what they were doing...
HotFreshPixels
#18 Love Patrick Warburton! Here's the full sketch
https://youtu.be/PaghIdSJKvQ
AmorphousKitten
The couple is Brian Murphy and Emily Axford, they are married irl, they do NADDPOD and Dropout sketches, they have a show on Netflix called Hot Date, they're cute together
Primotimewaster
Oh, yeah. https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cGx1bG0yYXA5cDFlaXRhejN4eDFpZmxyYWxkdWoxaTA2dXBzZmN5cSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/QgfDrL9Rd3lV6/200w.webp
AntaNce
Is that his name? I've thought him a love child from Michael Madsen & Mandy Patinkin. He's wonderful.
Nykidemus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM8qCnOnztY
TakuanSoho
He really has a wonderful voice, on top of being an hilarious actor
AgamemnonsMemes
#15 The goldilocks story makes a lot more sense when you know what the original is, its also a lot weirder lol
BishlamekGurpgork
For the curious, the bears are just buds who want to live in a house. They decline an old woman's housewarming visit, so she breaks in to explore, drinks their milk, breaks a chair and a bed, and when they get back and find her they try to burn her and drown her, but she won't die, so they toss her onto a church steeple and leave her there.
https://digitalarchive.tpl.ca/objects/371300#
AgamemnonsMemes
She's very clearly a witch, which is Bad News Bears
SpeedbumpNZ
#12 Round 2, FIGHT!
LilacShowers
#22 what's the song
PwnageHobo
#21 I happen to collect gifvs like these, and the audio is the best part
SMhobo
Champion
PwnageHobo
PwnageHobo
PwnageHobo
PwnageHobo
PwnageHobo
TheBigBadBonerBiter
Teef
Kunosart
Thank you for these
tizme
It looks SOOO SATISFYING!
PwnageHobo
Right? Every time I see these, I feel like biting into a nice thick cardboard box
tizme
I’m not the only one?!?!
We should start a support group! Hahaha!
Keep on munching, friend =o)
SpeedbumpNZ
#8 Valid crashout.
trigonman3
#24 The act of undressing (for most people) is personal, intimate, vulnerable. Allowing people to do that privately, while in a sterile & professional environment, is a gracious gift.
KaijuIsekai
Also they are less likely to fumble and trip on their own pants if no one is watching them.
Mantabulous
Gotta be sure the doc isn't going to shank you while your legs are restricted by pants.
Johnsky
It doesn't stop her from coming in, grabbing my balls while I cough, then rolling me over and shoving her finger up my ass.
Dannyalcatraz
Your gynecologist shouldn’t be grabbing your balls.🤷🏾♂️
trigonman3
The situation of your doctor being a gender/size/whatever that is not (personally | potentially | existentially) threatening is something that is not universally experienced. If that's not your lived experience, then I hope you continue to enjoy your privilege, and think kindly of others with other experiences.
Piscivore
#17 Goddamit Magneto.
GetYourAssToBed
Autobots disassemble!
HotFreshPixels
#24 it's because she has shit to do
theszapira1337
It's a gynecologist not a proctologist
Djkb6718
#23 Alfredo Speziato Milano
Atomic2
I really would like to understand how this happened. Dude must have used self checkout for that, theres no fucking way someone scans that and things "yup $10". I mean, I know some folks just don't care, but 44lbs!
threepotatoesinatrenchcoat
You've never worked retail before, have you?
Atomic2
I worked retail for over 5 years. I get that its a low fucks given job but.... how the fuck do you handle something the weight of child and ring up $10 without raising an eyebrow. Even if you have 0 fucks to give, at some point the thought would cross your mind that this might end up coming back to you.
Nykidemus
... eat it? Parmesan is basically indestructible, you've got time.
Dingledonglejingle
And you can actually cut it up and freeze it if you are concerned about longevity