Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 961

Sep 13, 2026 2:51 AM

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Man Tax: Ben Easter

You've got to have something to eat and a little love in your life before you can hold still for any damn body's sermon on how to behave. -Billie Holiday, jazz singer and songwriter (1915-1959)

So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
https://discord.gg/AWFV7FT3RQ
I'm also on the imgcat server for updates & fun:
https://discord.gg/TpjD37jgJ9

https://ko-fi.com/mememuseumcurator
Unable to work, zero income. Feel free to leave me a tip. Those that have, y'all are the bee's knees. You've honestly been my lifeline. For the couple people that have said I'm "scamming" people, I only get SNAP, so this money goes to things like TP, shampoo, laundry detergent, etc

#9 apparently a few months ago I got some new vp in my district that was added to an email chain I was on, “ read my previous emails for assistance” wasn’t considered proper etiquette by them. Luckily my boss had my back, “welcome to the roughnecks, fit in or gtfo!” We mostly work at a desk and occasionally drive forklifts but get shit done

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#14 Okay, @OP, you managed to find a video that makes me simultaneously want to hug something and pour boiling acid on it. Cute and triggering both.

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#1

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#21 You know what? I get it. That looks remarkably Satisfying.

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#5 That's a couple of happy doggos.
#22 Great artwork.

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#17 catastrophic non-collision

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#25 I don't tan. I just sunburn and then return to ghost pale.

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#1 looks suspiciously familiar. North-East England?

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#8. Remember that Grimace is shadows like a buttplug. That's how he got his name.

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#21 I do not know why, but I believe I fully understand this.

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#5 "We wanted to see how much indoor furniture our large dogs could knock over when overstimulated."

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#7 very Mitch Hedberg

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I need to find the oat I have already eaten & digested, pls, the pre-oat.

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#7 Always oats oats

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#22 It's an illusion! What's the Elvish word for mouse?

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#16 Le Oof

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nice dump Ma'am, thank you!

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#12 just evergreen atuff

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#4 patriarchal default

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#1

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#1 They knew what they were doing...

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#18 Love Patrick Warburton! Here's the full sketch

https://youtu.be/PaghIdSJKvQ

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The couple is Brian Murphy and Emily Axford, they are married irl, they do NADDPOD and Dropout sketches, they have a show on Netflix called Hot Date, they're cute together

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Is that his name? I've thought him a love child from Michael Madsen & Mandy Patinkin. He's wonderful.

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He really has a wonderful voice, on top of being an hilarious actor

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#15 The goldilocks story makes a lot more sense when you know what the original is, its also a lot weirder lol

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For the curious, the bears are just buds who want to live in a house. They decline an old woman's housewarming visit, so she breaks in to explore, drinks their milk, breaks a chair and a bed, and when they get back and find her they try to burn her and drown her, but she won't die, so they toss her onto a church steeple and leave her there.

https://digitalarchive.tpl.ca/objects/371300#

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She's very clearly a witch, which is Bad News Bears

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#12 Round 2, FIGHT!

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#22 what's the song

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#21 I happen to collect gifvs like these, and the audio is the best part

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Champion

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Teef

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Thank you for these

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It looks SOOO SATISFYING!

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Right? Every time I see these, I feel like biting into a nice thick cardboard box

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I’m not the only one?!?!
We should start a support group! Hahaha!
Keep on munching, friend =o)

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#8 Valid crashout.

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#24 The act of undressing (for most people) is personal, intimate, vulnerable. Allowing people to do that privately, while in a sterile & professional environment, is a gracious gift.

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Also they are less likely to fumble and trip on their own pants if no one is watching them.

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Gotta be sure the doc isn't going to shank you while your legs are restricted by pants.

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It doesn't stop her from coming in, grabbing my balls while I cough, then rolling me over and shoving her finger up my ass.

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Your gynecologist shouldn’t be grabbing your balls.🤷🏾‍♂️

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The situation of your doctor being a gender/size/whatever that is not (personally | potentially | existentially) threatening is something that is not universally experienced. If that's not your lived experience, then I hope you continue to enjoy your privilege, and think kindly of others with other experiences.

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#17 Goddamit Magneto.

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Autobots disassemble!

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#24 it's because she has shit to do

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It's a gynecologist not a proctologist

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#23 Alfredo Speziato Milano

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I really would like to understand how this happened. Dude must have used self checkout for that, theres no fucking way someone scans that and things "yup $10". I mean, I know some folks just don't care, but 44lbs!

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You've never worked retail before, have you?

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I worked retail for over 5 years. I get that its a low fucks given job but.... how the fuck do you handle something the weight of child and ring up $10 without raising an eyebrow. Even if you have 0 fucks to give, at some point the thought would cross your mind that this might end up coming back to you.

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... eat it? Parmesan is basically indestructible, you've got time.

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And you can actually cut it up and freeze it if you are concerned about longevity

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