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Dec 21, 2015 3:01 PM
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PullinRoot
Cat totally looks like Jake Gyllenhaal.
appdirect
All this nuggets, and no sauce to dip.
idontknowwhatthisaccountshouldbecalled
I know exactly how big that cat is
FredTwo
#2 You can't call black people animals. My goodness.
bugeyetex
Community is a funny show
tempestad5
Acoustic motorcycle?
imayonedayberelevant
haven't seen this before +1
yourherovii
I know how big that cat is.
ColonelDragonWang
Is the chicken nuggets guy Jack from Achievement Hunter? If so, wow he was skinny
MogarIsReady
Yup That's Jack "Nugget Man" Patillo. I think the story is they accidentally ordered too many nuggs so they gave the rest to homeless people
Kaalivanukas
Goddamn I have to go get me some nuggets now
friarsthehobbit
Someone needs to put Nic Cage in the needle in the haystack picture
Ignition101
What really grinds my gears? "OMG I saw this and I just" "BEST PHOTO EVER" "When u in class and she like" - learn grammar. Done.
PeopleAreMadeToBeBroken
miss 4 armed insect lady did have some nice boobs.... sadly she also still had her pants on..
cauelopes
That Community episode dude, just goes right in the feels.
ChevyT
+1 Harry Potter pickup lines. My favourite right now - "I'd love to show you my swish and flick, if you know what I mean" ;)
rianocerous
those nuggets though...
20R0
Jack Patillo tho!
putaforkinit
HungryPumpkn
That's got to be like at least 12.
LukeKarr22
Pretty sure that's Jack from Achievement Hunter too, post-op.
mrfirebass
Was that Jack Patillo?
BumNanner
Yes. Yes it is.
arandompenguin
Yeah, he and his mates ordered a shit-ton of stuff from McDonalds and went around giving all the nuggets to homeless people
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
"Wwwwwwhat's up guys!"
mrfirebass
This is jack from achievement and this is/ welcome to...
Airbear360
I think it looks like him as well
Clapp3r
fucking knew it
flatdeer
What is #9 from?
jimbob92
Anastasia. It was a cool movie actually
flatdeer
Wow, I'd seen that and totally forgot. Thanks!
MichaelScar
#16 straps on the back are to hold a skateboard, they're usually horizontal.
koalityhugs
I, too, like a small dump in the morning.
BrieflySalmon
I read Gorgon Ramsey. I feel like that name is more appropriate.
LumpWithaLeafHat
Edward Snowden sure loves his nugs.
GreggWilding
Jack Pattilo
LincolnMarkLT
#4 ... Is that mcnuggets?
aprilcot1
Is that jack patillo
SeniorSardines
Is #4 Jack Patillo from Rooster Teeth?
ROCKANDROLLMCDONALDS
Yes.
SlightlyNormal
The car dirt print is bullshit, if they had sex it would have been all messed up from, you know, actually moving..
PhillipJFrey
Or the dude had no idea what he was doing
beansandcornbreadandgreens
outside of the part where it looks like pants were on the whole time
Sinus23
Yeah this is like a virgin forensic test or something.
Acilex
Wait, people actually MOVE!?
mrhalocow117
Is the 4th one jack from achievement hunter
aprilcot1
Wow what the story I bet it involved Geoff one way or another
MisterInTheGame
A quick reverse image search showed me that it is.
strongbadia7
Did not scroll down far enough to see the answer to my question. God dammit.
ThisIsSteel
I scrolled down to comment to this inevitable post. Mission accomplished.
questionablesmell
Thats a spice meatball
smoochmysnoot
I know exactly how big that cat is..
Hybris51129
He who controls the spice controls the universe
RatalieArcadia
The spice must flow.
iamkyleh
Sasuke has itachi, at least for a little while. Madara too. And obito. So give or take 3 fucks
RB7Bharde
Madara and itachi don't count. They were revived
zacpartyhardy
What is dead can never die!... wait, wrong series
CoolerBetterFasterStronger
I think now the only blood relative he has left is his daughter.
mywaifubringsalltheboystotheyard
You mean his only blood relative is a salad
Sororita
Now. At that point I. Time he had none. He'd killed his brother.
IAmJonSnowAndIWearATinFoilHat
Itachi was dead at this point, Obito is not a blood relative, and madara was just an edo tensei.
eadano77
All of the Uchiha are blood relatives.
IAmJonSnowAndIWearATinFoilHat
It's to the point really where the only ones classed as relatives are immediate family, they could all have just 1% of the same blood it's
IAmJonSnowAndIWearATinFoilHat
an old clan which has blood mixed in it from other clans.
iamkyleh
I still count it just because of the sharingan and rinnegan and such. Its enough for them to have that, thats the only reason i count it
zacpartyhardy
What is dead can never die!... wait... wrong series
IAmJonSnowAndIWearATinFoilHat
Somewhat applicable, but wrong character. ;)
UnrulyRaccoon
Oh boy, do I have some news for you.
iamkyleh
Obito dies. Kaguya dies. Madara dies again. If they have the sharingan other than kakashi and danzo, blood relatives
MechaNinja
I lost the thread after about a season and a half, but I always assume Sasuke was going to kill all his family ...
MechaNinja
assumed*
zacpartyhardy
Nah, he teams up with naruto. They both lose an arm and save the day. Then they have gay sex (sch.1). Orochimaru is revi
zacpartyhardy
Saw that coming in ch.1 and orochimaru is revived... again... no seriously.
MechaNinja
Hahahahahahah
themagickuser
If we suppose that there is at least one universe in which you marry Benadril Camperdutch, are we supposing there are infinte universes 1/?
FrizbeeFanatic14
And infinite universes in which you are dead, and probably more infinite universes where you were never born...
themagickuser
To make that happen, so there should be infinite universes (but less than the all infinite) in which you marry him and infinite in which 2/3
themagickuser
You don't. Ok I shut up. 3/3
helpusdrzaius
I hope she went home and washed her tits.
Sponger004
She apparently has 7 fingers too!
Freudberg
wash ya tits
lacydawnn
I thought I knew what happened on that car but I'm pretty sure I see the imprint of her pants on there and that doesn't add up for me.
user2000
It's from a commercial
Tonberryc
Hiked up jean skirt?
Vcrbread29
D'vorah strikes in this realm
Xlena
Thats why you bring the knife
lacydawnn
Ahhh. No no Nooo that's not where this was going.
LordFancyPantaloons
thank you!
rogerdarling
Pretty sure this was made with a brush for a laugh.
GarrettSteube
Yeah plus wouldn't she have to get up perfectly not to smug it?
Synai
dry humping!
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
Right and it couldn't have been very good... Like there's no smudging or anything. What was it? Three thrusts and done?
BadMouthGent
Imgur CSI - after reading this thread.
kitsunekawaii
Plus that's like, a lot of dust all over her torso, and in her belly button. Shit gets everywhere.
golem91488
Pretty sure wiping off dust from a car would not give perfect shadowing on the stomach.
jp221
Yeah someone whos really good at art, specifically tone and negative space, made the shape of a female body and breasts on a car for fun
TacticalWookiee
Either... A) Skirt; or B) Staged photo
baconbabyjesus
I choose 'B'
TacticalWookiee
The most likely option, good choice
baconbabyjesus
Thanks. Figured I had even odds
dpidcoe
probably two people saw a dirty car and decided to leave that print on it as a funnier alternative to the ubiquitous "wash me".
sweetnaivety
or really it could have just been the chick, lay on it first then add the extra handprints afterwards.
OriginalTrueGamer
TIL what ubiquitous means. (present, appearing, or found everywhere.)
TheMassiveChode
Also the left hand has like 8 fingers
LittleStrawHouse
They're all her handprints. Leaning that far forward she would have had to move her hands to lift herself off the car without smudging it.
BewareTheFrozenHeart
What if it's a skirt? Just hike it up, no need to remove. I'm still not convinced it's real though, it's very clean, no extra movement.
saucefordipping29
Definitely a jean skirt.
Silver
Could've been a one pump dump
OhnoDinosaur
My thought exactly - that would have been just a large area of less dirt and no definable outlines. Unless the sex was terrible?
CrowdedElevatorsSmellDifferentToMidgets
So you're telling me that we're not meant to just lie there? Damn.
DaddySchlongleg
One thrust nut buster
alloftheotherusernamesaretaken
Unithursterbuster
ByronByroff
I noticed your name resembles that of a female. Hello ;D
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DustyMcKnuckles
One stroke bloke. Two pump chump. Three thrust bust... The list goes on and on.
Blze001
But he doesn't