svardfiska
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Jun 11, 2026 6:09 AM
svardfiska
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msiemon
alright, time to get a dog ...
kit99aLucentum
Can someone loan me a dog?
Causeitsmadeofmeat
Okay, but I'll have Canadian Whiskey; we no longer have Bourbon
ThoughtGuy
Whelp, guess I gotta go get a dog.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
https://nationaldaycalendar.com/
simianruler
I can't do bourbon, bad for gout. Is white wine acceptable?
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
You mind letting my boss know?
SwissScars
Don't have a dog, but have a wine-seller in my cellar. Ephing tempting.
HateClub
I did that yesterday. With my cat.
salunatics
"I'd prefer to have a bottle in front of me, than a pre-frontal lobotomy." -anon
Pardonmygarlicfarts
Both?
Detacheddavid
That's surely not from anon, but Tom Waits.
Twinklepot
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GravyEducation
Retirement must be great
bourbonandbaddecisions
My favorite holiday.
HeresYourSauce
Hey, yesterday was my last day. I am down
SergeyPrkl
Hey, a Finn here. Sounds like a Kalsarikänni with your dog! (it is common practice here)
Psychosdonotexplodewhensunlighthitthem
Friday at my house
BigFatBobbie
I don't have a dog and I can't drink anymore. I feel personally attacked here, but I am still a big supporter of this for anyone who can enjoy either.
aabcdort
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martineb72
I only drink vodka, lime, and Sprite.
whitey211
I don't have a dog, will a cat suffice? And can I do it today too? And the day after? Actually ALL the days after?
jenofearth1
Damn! I did that yesterday!
rupinord
Here's the problem: I don't drink alcohol and I don't have a dog.
So what am I supposed to do?
OutboardOverlord
I'm just gonna find my toys and walk around naked all day. Because I'm currently to broke to afford booze.
erinaceus
my wife is on a road trip. i havent dressed in days
manixaist
FYI there are several channels on YouTube that show how to make homemade booze very cheap. I haven't tried it yet personally, but the methods are sound, I'm just too lazy to try it yet
nothingunused
If you've got a toilet, you are halfway there!
OutboardOverlord
I probably know most of them, but I'm too lazy too these days :)
manixaist
It's on my list to try!
erinaceus
im drinking mezcal. the dog is on a road trip with the wife. but there are raccoons.
marcusrenas6
Don't mind if I do! I don't have a dog though. But I have two cats! Do they count?
Larsatekk
That sounds like a good plan mate!
psmith00
i like it. i don't normally imbibe but with FIFA going on and an excuse to just sit with the dogs, i'll take a shot.
quade
My dog doesn't even LIKE bourbon. She's a single malt whisky gal.
SexGolem
Mine prefers black tar heroin.
BigFatBobbie
YesThisIsTero
Mine is gin raw type of gal.
Pardonmygarlicfarts
Enjoy your single malt with your dog and fuck everything else Day
quade
DongleDingler
Don't forget to wear protection
lonelyrangerofthedreams
I don’t have a dog and I don’t drink Barbour, but I am totally wish you a great day
DeamgonDork
Im in. Do cats workM
Zammurkele
pullingsixty
Sure, until you're having a last sip and when you tilt the glass up you get Indiana Jonesed right to the face.
StillNotYouTube
omg ruined at the end.
ElusiveThing
The second whiskey there, Hibiki, is fucking delicious. My favourite from the "affordable" stuff, though still pretty darn expensive.
StillNotYouTube
The first time I had it I paid $40. It's about doubled in price over the last ten years. Still my favorite in that price range though.
ElusiveThing
Think I got a bottle for about 60 euros a decade ago. As you said, it's doubled in price here and alcohol is quite expensive here to begin with. But I only have a glass like once a month, so still okay to keep a bottle of that.