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https://www.newsweek.com/oath-keeper-stewart-rhodes-sedition-jan-6-doj-capitol-riots-1669367
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https://www.newsweek.com/oath-keeper-stewart-rhodes-sedition-jan-6-doj-capitol-riots-1669367
grokitman
This is great. When are the politicians that instigated it being charged?
cdp6r92jgf5
So he probably also has a secret stash of kiddie porn.
NVGoddesscottage
Yes, these delays are ridiculous
search4bigfoot
This was on national/international TV for the world to see. They are 100% without a doubt guilty. The delays are fucking ridiculous.
search4bigfoot
Merrick Garland needs to be replaced. We need someone with some balls who isn't fucking around.
gonetothebirds
the brown shirts are arming
MattyMakes
This shows that these people are not just "lost souls who feel forgotten about by their Gov" They are well organised & extremely well funded
mardukkur
Stupid fucking armchair lawyers think they know how to build a conspiracy sedition case.
alcaray
What, this armchair lawyer? http://nyclitigator.com/
mardukkur
Yes, the idiot in the tweet.
HeHeHebieJeebies
We'll never get the puppet masters so the best we can do is put all their toys in jail for a while.
TZO2k15
Ironic that none of them are keeping their oaths...
Akirabs10
People need to stop using the word sociopath likes its evil, some of us are well cuddly...
JeremyPeevin
I vote we call him Stewie from now on.
FlawedSquad
ELMER works for me, considering that's his real first name. Probably has a lot to do with why he's such a DICK.
TurkeyFarmsBlelluh
What is an oath keeper? Isn't it a sword from a TV show?
PeeterGrant
This and other groups like it need to be classified as terrorist organizations and dealt with as such.
IMainReinhardt
The III%'s leadership disbanded for that very reason and we're declared a terrorist group.
Superchief86
What oath is their name supposed to be referring to?
hedgehogsinhats
They began because they thought Obama would order police and military to force people into concentration camps. Oath to the constitution.
SteveMND
Corrodias
We get to choose our names. Trying to make fun of someone for a name they don't even use is pretty childish.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Elmer Chudd
RCSpotz
Well this knowledge makes me even happier! Thank you!!
SisterMidnight
Every time I see that meme I get all excited that I can post this.
Vortex153
And then there’s this…. https://twitter.com/philorphilip/status/1038963806821441536?s=21
jayferTraveler
He’s a living piece of shit but I’m still sorry he’s had to live with Elmer as a first name, no wonder he’s so fucked up
SteveMND
I have no evidence of this, of course, but I get the feeling that—just like Rafael Cruz—Elmer here started using his middle name instead >
SteveMND
< because he felt like his actual given name wouldn't garner the type of recognition from his colleagues that he needed, and for people >
SteveMND
< like that, the acceptance and admiration of others is all they really know how to define themselves by.
freckledkink
It's common in a lot of areas for people to use their middle name instead of their first name. I've had several family members who's first
prfesser
His real surname is probably Fudd.
Frenchgeek
Close: It's F.U.D.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Fucked up doofus?
Frenchgeek
That too.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Well what does your acronym mean
Tassyr
I'm never forgiving these guys. I write up an organization in a fantasy setting called the Oathkeepers and now I need to rename them.
thechelonianshelmet
Write a version of them into your setting & show how your group find out about these arsewangs & how they hunt down & humiliate/destroy them
kissmyvetass
Was he the guy on the tower with the megaphone directing people into the capitol or the guy that went in the capital?
BootsDusty
Technotoad64
"Oath Keeper", huh? What are they, paladins?
vargul16661
They'd like to think so I imagine. Crusaders getting bad info from shit people and poof. Oath keepers.
colweb29350
Lock him up - problem solved, right? I mean he's the only one, right?
Iblamemyparentstoo
He's a good start
Rendova
"Laws are for the undisciplined"
4thwalled
DanCutter
Re: Their mission statement, I agree that we need such an organization in the event of governmental tyranny… When did they go off the rails?
PrinceOfWhales
I'd bet the "Law and Order" party would fight to keep him a free man.
SisterMidnight
Or try to scapegoat him.
Skippy681370
AngryGraphicDesigner
Seems like an ORGANIZED criminal organization. Charge them!!
Iblamemyparentstoo
With presidential backing
sharkrepellantbatspray
Sometimes I don’t think people understand how long it takes to build an airtight case against someone.
Dontstopbelever2000ismyfavoritesoap
There's a lot of anxiety about the midterms coming up. The GQP will probably pick up house and Senate seats. Shows over
MapleSyrupMafia
If they act quick and get fucked in court and lose, people would go: WAAAAAA YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY!!!!
DosPadres
This is why the gallows exist
SisterMidnight
I oppose capital punishment, but I suspect oathkeepers support it, so there is that.
Iblamemyparentstoo
No even just a little...for treason??/s
irvingb01
I'm not sure but I don't think that any jurisdiction in the U.S. uses hanging as a method of execution anymore.
DosPadres
The United States has never been known for consistency
DVSBSTrD
This is why women need safe/easy access to abortions.
PackardGoose
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Strange, but interesting, takeaway/observation. Not wrong.
Ryanator50
Unwanted pregnancy is usually the main reason for someone going completely insane
mezzz
I ran into anti abortionists yesterday, asked how I felt about them, I said they're fine....she asked why I think they're fine??...
mezzz
I told her..... they've saved me tons on having to pay child support over the years..... She was not happy with that answer....
pareidoliaperson
Especially if it's your sister.
MLeinsterSF
"MAMA, don't let your boys grow up to be assholes!" (sung to guitar strumming in the background).
ArcaneFocus
bemurray814
This is why men who are victims of rape should be able to raise their kids.
SavagePatchKids
BillHaleyandhisComments
jayferTraveler
You must be talking about his parents
mikeymikec
Yes, but I think it might be a little late to abort Stewart Rhodes.
Elbowdeepinabeepbeepsheep
Not with that attitude.
SirQuackerz
They call it something different but adult abortion is a pass-time in Texas
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Give the Legislature time. Late, late, late, late term abortion could supercede judicial execution.
thaGh0stD0g36
Guns have more rights than women. Prove me wrong
pareidoliaperson
Guns are probably seen as male in America.
WhichIsIt
I sawed the barrel off my shotgun and it couldn’t do shit about it
thaGh0stD0g36
So you just committed a federal offense? Or state?
spermatron
Guns cant vote
thaGh0stD0g36
For real? Have you seen the gun lobby? Not just the NRA. Guns have more voting power in this country then unions prove me wrong
Greenwaxy
Guns can’t own land, vote, open a bank account, testify in court, serve on juries, serve as elected officials...
drowninginthesouth
Yet....
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
You know we're talking about America right? They can do anything through the power of God, so jot that down.
UnitConversionBotButTerrible
soon
Excuses = Rule of law. Sorry the Biden administration isn’t fascist.
VonDoomThe3rd
Yes but I think a lot of America would like them to pick up the pace. Midterms are going to be a repeat of Jan 6th if we’re not careful
soon
This is unfortunately true.
TXWhackamole9
Heh, except the GQP are likely to win the midterms so clearly no cheating there, right?
VonDoomThe3rd
If they win, that sucks. If they cheat and win… we’ll fuck us for letting them. If Dems win they will take it by force anyway. No way to win
bolobass
*is less blatantly fascist. Current Dems are still a right wing party, just not as much as Reps who are competing with 1938 Nazi Germany
WeaponizedJerk
Right wing does not mean fascist.
ThomasHarris111
Right wing =/= fascist. Just because fascist = right wing
3PiecesOfBread
Imagine thinking any political party gives a shit about us though
EVILtheKAT
SerenePrincess013
Ohey, I finally have a day I made it past noon without hearing "both sides"! Also, GFYS.
bolobass
The difference is I'm not deflecting from the clearly much worse side.
SerenePrincess013
"Both sides" is the rallying cry of infantile ppl who can't grasp the idea that one is a cult, & they're abject morons.
bolobass
Agreed. However it was you who used it, not I. Politically I'd be left of Bernie.
DiningKruger
Fuck off
bolobass
No. I don't care that the truth hurts.
DiningKruger
Think you've hurt anyone is laughable. The fuck off wasn't a suggestion either.
bolobass
Try a world view instead of a national view, you might gain a little perspective.