Mar 16, 2023 12:00 AM
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Ardback
This is the reason why pakis migrate so much...
VinnyVeritas
You cut the "Curb Your Enthusiasm" theme! NEVER cut the "Curb Your Enthusiasm" theme without getting a downvote
imacmadman
AmazingKS
bobgunrunnersmith
Now that's entertaining!
robingal1
Open toed shoes seems like a poor choice
ThoseDamnDirtyHumans70
Kid deserves a medal for dealing with that revving jerk!
Timeandrelativedimensionsinspaghetti
It’s so the bike doesn’t stall
TheobromineAddict
I approve.
wheeeeeeeeeeee
WhatUpDog3000
Why I have a phobia of not having the clutch engaged when stopped at a light.
Glizzymandias
Neutral? What is that?
wetAnimal
Act like an idiot, get treated like an idiot. Even children know this guy's rude and obnoxious.
GravyEducation
Kukabuksilaks
requini
That's a Holga!
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Guy wearing a robe and flip flops riding a bike
thatwoodguy
Had a problem with this in the old neighborhood. Guys exhaust pipe got filled with expanding foam mysteriously
jankeydadondc
GlenL
It's the opposite of kill switching
Tnightwalk3r
wintercoat
I have never understood this behavior. You are wasting money, no one thinks your cool, everyone thinks you're an idiot. It's so stupid.
TheKingoKings
Mustang owners.
jridley
These people ALL think they're the coolest thing on the planet, and if you tell them otherwise you're just jealous.
thotterpop
Maybe he just fixed it and is trying to see if whatever problem comes back by revving it? I'm not a bike mechanic. Or a certified mechanic.
porcinechoirmaster
Only time I rev my engine when I ride is when I'm trying to catch the attention of someone but that doesn't warrant the horn.
For example, someone spacing out in front of me at a green light - quick engine blip to say "hey, yo, pay attention" is nicer than HOOOONK.
Hulser
But they cut off the shitty music at the end!
ErshinMN
That's the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song. It's basically a meme/punchline.
I know. I contend that most music added to videos is awful, but if you are going to add music, don’t cut it off after less than a second.
Calling it "shitty music" didn't make it clear that you recognized it, I guess. I agree with the "most" music, but as a punchline it's fine.
You’re a good person.
akaganagato
carr99
Is he revving BC there's no idle maybe ? Seen all of the judging comments
All the people judging don’t understand how temperamental motorcycle engines can be
HypnagogicHallucinations
Then buy something reliable. And quiet. Or something unreliable and quiet. Just stop imposing your noise on others.
ChristopherHallett
"no idle"? They would have had to specifically alter the tuning of the motorcycle so it wouldn't idle by itself.
Nikolai5
No? It might be malfunctioning and so bogs down and cuts out when idle. I mean it's probably fine here and he's a dick, but its possible.
It's carburetted, for there to be an actual air-fuel issue at idle he would have had to manually make that happen.
Ricdesan
A legend was born that day
NomadUniverse
Not staged at all.
Doubt the kid wants to be beaten........
ohdearohdearohdeer
I doubt it. Planned maybe, but not staged. That guy is gonna hurt himself and his bike will probably hit something.
All he did was lay back on the seat while the bike left the shot.
FerbErrger
Without his hands on the bars and while his feet fly up in the air...oh yea, I remember Evil Knievil did that all the time.
Its a scooter, it has a large wide padded seat. The whole "i'll just look over here" act is a dead giveaway.
in9119iwas
some of us see it, some of us don't / won't. The only problem I have with staged "funny" films is that not all perceive it as staged.
jt42
If so, the acting was quite good.
TiptoeThroughTheMeanies
LOL good on this kid. Fuck anyone who just sits and revs their vehicle for no reason.
Rogerwilco1974
It's also fake af. Why else were they filming?
... and has a camera man in the right position so that if something unforeseen would happen they'd gave it on film.
motherfluffer
Or maybe he was filming himself hoping to get a video of someone he wanted to piss off by sitting there and doing that
deepfriedewok
maybe the camera guy told the kid to go do it. Or saw the kid on his way. Couldve been several ways this went down actually
TheDaharMaster
Every Harley in my hood
jesuisgur
I yelled at a VERY loud biker who revved at a stoplight. He stayed through the entire green and kept doing it. Asshole.
Jbelkin
You did press the stick in his spoke setting on your db-5?
Scar1203
Carburetor on my Sportster was gummed up from sitting while I was away in the Army. Only way it kept running was to keep the RPMs up. Modern
fuel injected bikes won't typically run into this issue though.
HardDoseOfReality
Did you see the guy too? What a pompous douche
MyWifiHatesMe
And yet, people do it all the time.
Dinwiddie
Could the kid be the the brother of whoever the revhead is waiting for, and his parents put him up to this ?
AvidApostate
He's probably having mechanical issues and it will die if he doesn't keep the rpm up.
It could also be a new engine, you’re supposed to do this until they’re “broken in”
MechKelly
Then it's not tuned properly. Fix it.
Falkh12
then get it to a mechanic and have it fixed...
Or learn to fix it yourself. Bikes aren't that complex.
The dude is wearing flip-flops. Do you think he is that competent.
menemyr
We had a neighbor who would go outside at night, start his motorcycle in the street, rev it up a few times a minute for like 10 minutes,
CaptainGallowsfall
South Park did an episode on what to call those kinds of guys ??
Then just fucking go back inside.
saucenes5
I had a similar neighbor. 3am like clockwork he'd go turn on his loud ass motorcycle and sit on it smoking a cig or two, then back inside
I know. It's like it was the only way he could still get an erection or something.
lol, he's just out there in the cold catching but while pretending to smoke. Goes back in and tell his wife he's "too tired tonight" hahhaha
He left his dogs outside all the time too. Wisconsin, winter -8 degrees, all fucking night and day. Guy was a total piece of shit.
hated the dogs because they'd just constantly bark, but they were probably dying and begging for help.
Its so the bike doesn’t stall
Then it's not tuned properly. Adjust the fuel air mixture so it idles properly.
addkiwifruit
I can pretty much guarantee that hairdryer does not need to be revved to not stall
DracarysBlackfyre
You literally cannot know that, its controlled by the carby, fuel, balancing etc, lots of variables
he is not revving it to keep it going he's revving it so people look at him. You don't rev that high to keep it going.
I just think it’s a crappy old Kawasaki or something and the engines fucked
tacotaco8288
That’s stupid
squeakyleeks
They are right. I used to think it was just an asshole move to rev your engine but it's a thing with older motorcycle s & scooters.
SecondSince
Time to ban older motorcycles and scooters then! Shitty old junk.
ClassyPirating
Ah the "I dont like it so we should ban it" argument. Classic.
ChicanoBatman
Why? Because maybe someone doesn't have the skills or money today to fix something that might be their livelihood? Maybe doing best they can
DeathLemons
Can't fix bike: gets to be a douche. Ok bro bro
Idk it’s the fact his sitting there and no effort into moving that proves he’s an ass.
Felberin
I mean, is it impossible to turn it off, and then start it when you actually need to go and not just use it as mobile chair?
GradientApollo
It is sometimes a lengthy process, not feasible for traffic of any kind.
thingifound
If your bike stalling at idle just fucking fix it
Must be fun having infinite money
Bikes are cheap. Compared to cars they are very cheap. It should cost less than a months worth of gas.
Learn how to fix it then. A few hand tools can usually fix a rough idle.
zimirken
Takes no money to adjust idle speed and mixture screws.
My friend wants to know if you have a link to the knowledge on how to do this?
Nalianna
Then turn it off, it's not rocket science.
RoyalWithChz
Unless you have to kick start it. I’ve ridden bikes where you need to rev at every red light or stop sign
jac1
Tune your carbs
Ilovehavingfreehealthcare
That just sounds like poor design
bongles
Welcome to old bikes
Carb needs adjusting.
pettingmycatwhileipoo
I used to ride my dads 72 Panhead to work downtown. Had to rev it every few seconds or it took me about 30-45 seconds to kick start it again
Great looking bike, I think it was a bigger problem in those old school engines but idk
I mention downtown because you have to stop and go a lot. :}
rusaide
OK but you realize that means that something is wrong with the bike right?
MisterLemons
Bruh adjust your carb
My Dad stopped wrenching on it a long time ago. I only rode it to keep the gas from turning. IDK anything about engines :}
Ardback
This is the reason why pakis migrate so much...
VinnyVeritas
You cut the "Curb Your Enthusiasm" theme! NEVER cut the "Curb Your Enthusiasm" theme without getting a downvote
imacmadman
AmazingKS
bobgunrunnersmith
Now that's entertaining!
robingal1
Open toed shoes seems like a poor choice
ThoseDamnDirtyHumans70
Timeandrelativedimensionsinspaghetti
It’s so the bike doesn’t stall
TheobromineAddict
I approve.
wheeeeeeeeeeee
WhatUpDog3000
Why I have a phobia of not having the clutch engaged when stopped at a light.
Glizzymandias
Neutral? What is that?
wetAnimal
Act like an idiot, get treated like an idiot. Even children know this guy's rude and obnoxious.
GravyEducation
Kukabuksilaks
requini
That's a Holga!
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Guy wearing a robe and flip flops riding a bike
thatwoodguy
Had a problem with this in the old neighborhood. Guys exhaust pipe got filled with expanding foam mysteriously
jankeydadondc
GlenL
It's the opposite of kill switching
Tnightwalk3r
wintercoat
I have never understood this behavior. You are wasting money, no one thinks your cool, everyone thinks you're an idiot. It's so stupid.
TheKingoKings
Mustang owners.
jridley
These people ALL think they're the coolest thing on the planet, and if you tell them otherwise you're just jealous.
thotterpop
Maybe he just fixed it and is trying to see if whatever problem comes back by revving it? I'm not a bike mechanic. Or a certified mechanic.
porcinechoirmaster
Only time I rev my engine when I ride is when I'm trying to catch the attention of someone but that doesn't warrant the horn.
porcinechoirmaster
For example, someone spacing out in front of me at a green light - quick engine blip to say "hey, yo, pay attention" is nicer than HOOOONK.
Hulser
But they cut off the shitty music at the end!
ErshinMN
That's the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song. It's basically a meme/punchline.
Hulser
I know. I contend that most music added to videos is awful, but if you are going to add music, don’t cut it off after less than a second.
ErshinMN
Calling it "shitty music" didn't make it clear that you recognized it, I guess. I agree with the "most" music, but as a punchline it's fine.
Hulser
You’re a good person.
akaganagato
carr99
Is he revving BC there's no idle maybe ? Seen all of the judging comments
Timeandrelativedimensionsinspaghetti
All the people judging don’t understand how temperamental motorcycle engines can be
HypnagogicHallucinations
Then buy something reliable. And quiet. Or something unreliable and quiet. Just stop imposing your noise on others.
ChristopherHallett
"no idle"? They would have had to specifically alter the tuning of the motorcycle so it wouldn't idle by itself.
Nikolai5
No? It might be malfunctioning and so bogs down and cuts out when idle. I mean it's probably fine here and he's a dick, but its possible.
ChristopherHallett
It's carburetted, for there to be an actual air-fuel issue at idle he would have had to manually make that happen.
Ricdesan
A legend was born that day
NomadUniverse
Not staged at all.
TheKingoKings
Doubt the kid wants to be beaten........
ohdearohdearohdeer
I doubt it. Planned maybe, but not staged. That guy is gonna hurt himself and his bike will probably hit something.
NomadUniverse
All he did was lay back on the seat while the bike left the shot.
FerbErrger
Without his hands on the bars and while his feet fly up in the air...oh yea, I remember Evil Knievil did that all the time.
NomadUniverse
Its a scooter, it has a large wide padded seat. The whole "i'll just look over here" act is a dead giveaway.
in9119iwas
some of us see it, some of us don't / won't. The only problem I have with staged "funny" films is that not all perceive it as staged.
jt42
If so, the acting was quite good.
TiptoeThroughTheMeanies
LOL good on this kid. Fuck anyone who just sits and revs their vehicle for no reason.
Rogerwilco1974
It's also fake af. Why else were they filming?
in9119iwas
... and has a camera man in the right position so that if something unforeseen would happen they'd gave it on film.
motherfluffer
Or maybe he was filming himself hoping to get a video of someone he wanted to piss off by sitting there and doing that
deepfriedewok
maybe the camera guy told the kid to go do it. Or saw the kid on his way. Couldve been several ways this went down actually
TheDaharMaster
Every Harley in my hood
jesuisgur
I yelled at a VERY loud biker who revved at a stoplight. He stayed through the entire green and kept doing it. Asshole.
Jbelkin
You did press the stick in his spoke setting on your db-5?
Scar1203
Carburetor on my Sportster was gummed up from sitting while I was away in the Army. Only way it kept running was to keep the RPMs up. Modern
Scar1203
fuel injected bikes won't typically run into this issue though.
HardDoseOfReality
Did you see the guy too? What a pompous douche
MyWifiHatesMe
And yet, people do it all the time.
Dinwiddie
Could the kid be the the brother of whoever the revhead is waiting for, and his parents put him up to this ?
AvidApostate
He's probably having mechanical issues and it will die if he doesn't keep the rpm up.
Timeandrelativedimensionsinspaghetti
It could also be a new engine, you’re supposed to do this until they’re “broken in”
MechKelly
Then it's not tuned properly. Fix it.
Falkh12
then get it to a mechanic and have it fixed...
MechKelly
Or learn to fix it yourself. Bikes aren't that complex.
AvidApostate
The dude is wearing flip-flops. Do you think he is that competent.
menemyr
We had a neighbor who would go outside at night, start his motorcycle in the street, rev it up a few times a minute for like 10 minutes,
CaptainGallowsfall
South Park did an episode on what to call those kinds of guys ??
menemyr
Then just fucking go back inside.
saucenes5
I had a similar neighbor. 3am like clockwork he'd go turn on his loud ass motorcycle and sit on it smoking a cig or two, then back inside
menemyr
I know. It's like it was the only way he could still get an erection or something.
saucenes5
lol, he's just out there in the cold catching but while pretending to smoke. Goes back in and tell his wife he's "too tired tonight" hahhaha
saucenes5
He left his dogs outside all the time too. Wisconsin, winter -8 degrees, all fucking night and day. Guy was a total piece of shit.
saucenes5
hated the dogs because they'd just constantly bark, but they were probably dying and begging for help.
Timeandrelativedimensionsinspaghetti
Its so the bike doesn’t stall
MechKelly
Then it's not tuned properly. Adjust the fuel air mixture so it idles properly.
addkiwifruit
I can pretty much guarantee that hairdryer does not need to be revved to not stall
DracarysBlackfyre
You literally cannot know that, its controlled by the carby, fuel, balancing etc, lots of variables
addkiwifruit
he is not revving it to keep it going he's revving it so people look at him. You don't rev that high to keep it going.
Timeandrelativedimensionsinspaghetti
I just think it’s a crappy old Kawasaki or something and the engines fucked
tacotaco8288
That’s stupid
squeakyleeks
They are right. I used to think it was just an asshole move to rev your engine but it's a thing with older motorcycle s & scooters.
SecondSince
Time to ban older motorcycles and scooters then! Shitty old junk.
ClassyPirating
Ah the "I dont like it so we should ban it" argument. Classic.
ChicanoBatman
Why? Because maybe someone doesn't have the skills or money today to fix something that might be their livelihood? Maybe doing best they can
DeathLemons
Can't fix bike: gets to be a douche. Ok bro bro
tacotaco8288
Idk it’s the fact his sitting there and no effort into moving that proves he’s an ass.
Felberin
I mean, is it impossible to turn it off, and then start it when you actually need to go and not just use it as mobile chair?
GradientApollo
It is sometimes a lengthy process, not feasible for traffic of any kind.
thingifound
If your bike stalling at idle just fucking fix it
Timeandrelativedimensionsinspaghetti
Must be fun having infinite money
thingifound
Bikes are cheap. Compared to cars they are very cheap. It should cost less than a months worth of gas.
MechKelly
Learn how to fix it then. A few hand tools can usually fix a rough idle.
zimirken
Takes no money to adjust idle speed and mixture screws.
jankeydadondc
My friend wants to know if you have a link to the knowledge on how to do this?
Nalianna
Then turn it off, it's not rocket science.
RoyalWithChz
Unless you have to kick start it. I’ve ridden bikes where you need to rev at every red light or stop sign
jac1
Tune your carbs
Ilovehavingfreehealthcare
That just sounds like poor design
bongles
Welcome to old bikes
zimirken
Carb needs adjusting.
pettingmycatwhileipoo
I used to ride my dads 72 Panhead to work downtown. Had to rev it every few seconds or it took me about 30-45 seconds to kick start it again
Timeandrelativedimensionsinspaghetti
Great looking bike, I think it was a bigger problem in those old school engines but idk
pettingmycatwhileipoo
I mention downtown because you have to stop and go a lot. :}
rusaide
OK but you realize that means that something is wrong with the bike right?
MisterLemons
Bruh adjust your carb
pettingmycatwhileipoo
My Dad stopped wrenching on it a long time ago. I only rode it to keep the gas from turning. IDK anything about engines :}