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comedian Taylor Tomlinson
Aug 9, 2026 2:23 AM
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comedian Taylor Tomlinson
ThatSonOfaBitch
That sword swallowing though; very impressive show! It's a trick, sure, but it's crowd pleasure. Pleaser.
jetact12
Gag factor gets to me. Trying not to...eyes watering. Pat me on the head and I'll get out my sewing kit. Sew your snoring ass in the sheet and set you on fire
wobblecopterrrr
"u want an orange slice champ? *patpat*" *gets murdered*...
BehGehBeeeehh
Frenulum play is great. You really don't have chickenhead it the entire time.
AnythingMuchShorter
I think porn promotes that because its more visually impressive, but yeah most of the sensitivity is in the tip. They don't have to try to stuff it all down if it's hard to do.
BehGehBeeeehh
This recent special was fantastic. Her best yet.
Waschbaerkoenig
Why do it, if you don't like to?
Yes, I heard "to get the time down".
Again: why do it, if you don't like it?
Teach your partner how you like it and how you don't. Then seek common ground. It is difficult though, when your partner only got a sword, but you want ice-cream.
Jackospade
Oh shit, I didn't realize she'd put out a new special this year.
jethroismaxbaer5772
Dick sucking should be an Olympic event. It's a lot of hard work and training, and if you're good at it then you deserve a gold medal. - Lewis Black I think
slamorama
Seriously though that's the worst kind of head. If you don't like it don't do it and save everyone the suffering.
Z0op
Yea this, its really offputting if she isnt into it. imo, at that point its just ruining things and are better without.and even moreso to have to hear it after the fact like this chick making jokes about it. Rven kinda berating someone that does seem to enjoy it. This kinda humor toxic as fuck yo
Consent and eagerness are sexy as fuck
jasondeslin
Please don't bother.
There are other ways to get the thing up and running, and if you don't enjoy it, the guys that want you to do it anyway aren't guys you should be wasting your time sleeping with.
I've had skilled technique while they seemed bored, and gone soft during. I've also had zero technique, but they were turned on and extremely enjoying themselves, and holy shit does that make all the difference.
Nothing is hotter than your partner REALLY wanting to do whatever you're both doing.
LateNightBunnyParty
I do love swallowing a sword. (A specific sword. Not yours.) Thank god he also loves licking ice cream.
youreathing
She is a gem.
wugewoz
She's gold. I see that most people here agree that shoving a dick into one's mouth is not the fun part and I agree. I've been telling people that a good blowjob is basically a handjob with the mouth only as an accent, but all that it got me was that they don't invite me to family gatherings anymore. I call it a win regardless.
GerbilHereReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
more dicks and pussy jokes eh?
DdCno1
Some of the oldest and most entertaining jokes, just like fart jokes. Universal among all humans.
mrsidog1
Learning to do it better results in it being faster...
flexstar
I can asure you there are people who really enjoy it and are really in to it
FoxVoxDK
Taylor watched too much porn.
abrubtopinion
I dunno what the ad-ful Netflix experience is like, but for $9 the four Tomlinson specials might be worth it. I'll just add that this bit is not even in the top 10 for the jokes in her last special.
itsthevoiceman
If only.
vintagebroad
If you get better, it is faster
phovos
If you don't want to do it, don't do it. You're both there to have fun, not just one of you.
vaiperu
As a guy with misophonia, fuck deep throating and sloppy stuff. Gentle and quietly for me pls
DdCno1
Have you considered wearing headphones with noise cancelling?
mjperk
Sorry, but are you are asking a person who self-identifies as having an auditory neurophysiological disorder if they have ever considered using things that reduce auditory input level? I mean, I'm not trying to overtly be a dick, I'm really not. But I'm sure headphones and the other of the most basic possible sound reducing strategies have probably crossed their mind before.
vaiperu
Like telling someone with depression to just go outside more.
DdCno1
No, I meant in this specific situation. I was only half-serious though, because of the absurdity of wearing these things while receiving head.
wejustdontknow
Amen, brother.
friendsofsandwiches
How long ago was this? She looks way young.
nikinnorway12
i mean, she is still pretty young.
DYLANLEE79
I think she just gained some weight and it made her face rounder.
itsthevoiceman
This is her most recent special "Prodigal Daughter" from 2026
KrondorMocker
damn, that ages ago
Spidey209
Its the jaw ache that gets ya.
Tengenstein
Never had her buck so hard her she smashed your teeth into the inside if your top lip, eh?
Blood everywhere.
Spidey209
No. But Shawty liked to pogo dance and pogo'd up straight into my jaw. Damn near knocked me out.
exbenedict
That’s quitter talk right there…
HandoB4Javert
AgamemnonsMemes
Gotta get more training in
Vempire
The jaw aches for either
VerySunBurned
Find a guy with small dick energy. Owns a cyber truck. Listens to Joe Rogan. Republican.
JimFromMarketing
Man just take a break and stroke it a bit, make a little eye contact, make a joke even, a little chatting is hot sometimes too,
It helps men harden up a bit if you take a break and do a little hand action while saying "man I think I left the stove on ha ha " and then get back on it, feels so good
Or like so I heard
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JimFromMarketing
I'm just saying take it easy, keep it light, it doesn't have to be a whole arduous process
firlefranz
anerdwithaknife
Makes the priority of faster over better very clear.
(However, I'm still racking my brain trying to figure out how it could be faster without also being better. But I think it's just semantics at that point..)
akafluffy
faster without better, ufia.
DyspronsiumAddict
Speaking for me: there are some specific actions/locations that move me toward orgasm. Others feel good but will never result in orgasm. Ball licking for instance: feels amazing, won't make me cum. Quick motions on the bottom of the head make me cum. My wife can make me cum in 3 min by just hitting the button. Or she can give me 30 min of pleasure by licking, stroking, teasing, sucking but not doing the thing that makes me cum. Quick is fun at times, but better is more pleasure. (You asked)
Samthetrue
Well put. The world needs more descriptive education, and you are the person to do it for us
jethroismaxbaer5772
I remember hearing once "it takes practice to get good. Luckily the practice is very fun".
RecurringNightmare
teasing/slow sex/edging makes the eventually following climax more intense...
GrandmaSlappy
I just got a little head and a little mouth and it just doesn't fit well :( Hats are also an issue.
3lv3n
Yeah my gf has the same problem but she’s a trooper for trying.
NinjaCongo
You could take it off during the sucking.
TeddyMoment
The hat stays on.
firlefranz
As the old *Cocker* once told us, huh?
Username62611
Just treat it like a big clit. I've never wanted a partner to act like a sword swallower with something to prove. I can't even watch porn that does that because it makes me gag and genuinely always looks like they are not having a good time. Having things shoved down your throat is a figure of speech because it's not fucking pleasant. PLEASE just lick it like an ice-cream. Don't normalise hurting yourself to please your partner unless that's your kink.
Grimmrog
This, as someone on the receiving end with soemone treating it like ice cream, this just this the entire going deep whatever nonsense is probably truly somw sgupid porn thing or some very small niche fetish people beibg into it. The fun stuff happesns at the ice crema not the cone
Sh1tMovieGroup
One ex had the idea you were supposed to suck it, so she sucked it as hard as she could, until blood came out... Another, as above, thought battering her oesophagus would be somehow pleasurable for either party... We really need better education on what to do with others genitalia, as porn is letting a lot of people down..
akafluffy
not so fun fact, that doesn't actually feel good to circumsized guys, if they don't get down past the tip, may as well not even be down there.
skincancerisfun
re:good time No it does not. I recently started watching porn with volume, and some of the mainstream stuff is just horrific. I used to laugh at the guys getting floppy, but now I'm like 'yeah man, i would too'. Girls barfing into their mouths is not one of my kinks
Jamesstin
Yeah but a lot of people are into gagging/breathe play. The problem is that it's a pretty serious kink and it's not treated like it is, with all the respect and trust that involves. It's also something that isn't really spontaneous either. Lol
0570
There are very few nerves past the head anyhow, going past it is just for show
GrandmaSlappy
I desperately want to tell my dude to treat it like a tiny dick but I don't wanna turn him off lol
ButtblasterMcAssmaster
It's good advice. I'm amab and I go both ways, and realizing a clit is pretty much built like a small dick (really the other way around, biologically) is very helpful to consider.
Dekker3D
I was gonna say they're too tiny to hit the frenulum right... and then I realized the "frenulum" is probably the whole tentacle-looking set of extensions of the clit. Google's AI tells me it's just where the labia minora meet the clit.
youreathing
Do it Grandma! ... That didn't come out the way I wanted it to.
FestusMA
In the heat of a moment if it feels right, ask him if you can tell him what gets you there. Guys need to know this stuff. ( I had some thoughtful partners in my youth and I appreciate them so much.)
sbellor89
Psh. I've told my husband a several times in the heat of the moment what I like and it feels like the next time we are intimate he's forgotten. Like a form of sex amnesia.
FestusMA
Damn.
akafluffy
To be fair, not all sexy moments are the same, if you say try the backdoor in the heat of the moment, you'd probably be upset if every single time he went straight to the backdoor
sbellor89
I think it's one thing if you say "let's try something new" vs feeling like a broken record and asking for the same thing ok several occasions.
SonicTheBedhog
Tell him when you aren’t in the moment.
sbellor89
I have of course
nero4ty2
This right here. My first girlfriend’s dad was a gynecologist and he had no filter and she did t either. First time we were in a totally clothes off situation she gave me a very matter of fact anatomy lesson and proceeded to tell me exactly what would get her off and how to do it, has served me well for 30 years. Thanks Mary!