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While covering Crime Scene Training I had to resist the urge to describe the piece of evidence as a poop knife.
Feb 20, 2018 8:14 PM
MortBabo
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While covering Crime Scene Training I had to resist the urge to describe the piece of evidence as a poop knife.
pokebug666
If a picture is worth a thousand words, could you just submit the pic?
TruffleOilFarmer
Crap. I would have marked you off for not calling it a poop knife.
18Sleven
That's not a murder weapon...that's the knife for cutting those loaves in half so they flush!
ImgurTRZ
Good old Arkansas.
CommanderBear93
Poop knife never should have happened
amourtardis
Toe knife
BurritoGravitas
It is hilarious and amazing to me that the weird family story shared by a lone imgurian has taken steps into the global social conciousness
push2play
Probably left at the scene by the turd burglar.
HellsHegemony
To the front page
Racefacexc
I came here for the midget hookers tag. Disappoint, op
Kreaken
"there appears to be a bread knife for sale on the toilet display - $5. Actually not a bad deal."
riftventdweller
For a poop knife, pretty good
BigStew83
Definitely the murder weapon..... Or Col. Mustard with a knife in the bathroom
ProxyPlayerHD
what the fuck is a poop knife
Arnitamin
The old familiar poop knife, i guess, Dr. Watson
BendydickWaffleSmack
CHAINSAW JUGGLING MIDGET HOOKERS!!! +1
2NE1LSTNG
marvijarvi
"Poop knife, not in it usual resting place in the laundry room... -5 pts Slytherin"
NeedABiggerPoopKnife
How much for the poop knife?
37PiecesOfFlair
Morigami27
The poop knife, in the bathroom, by Professor Plum...
RogerSmithsAlterEgoNumber30238
The Mad Crapper did it
DoctorCoktopus
*wahhh* The Mad Pooperr...
ICanOnlyGrowCactus
There was apparently a "Mad Pooper" at my SO's high school. He wiped poop on everything in the bathroom.
SoupIsNotAMealVera
The butt-ler*
NZSheeps
MortBabo
that’s actually funny!! +1
NapoleonDynOmite
@OP Can anyone access this program?
MortBabo
As long as you have credentials supplied by the training company, yes.
NapoleonDynOmite
The reason I ask is that my gf has an interest in this field. She would really dig something like this
MortBabo
ahh, this company does a lot of training within our state and is paid by our agency. But there are others as well. Look up police1 training.
wadenelson1
"A bifurcated serrated poop knife with a blade approximately 12" in length with a dark, curved handle with a visible smear of 'brown stuff'
hopptart
Genius
raven112789
Actually I don’t think my forensic professor would’ve accepted “brown stuff”, not specific enough.
AnonymousCanadian
Until tested how do you know what it is?
raven112789
You don’t, use a word more technical or professional then stuff.
MortBabo
That’s is actually the correct form they was wanting!! Minus the references.
zenoshogun
Probably something about being placed there by a right hander too?
somethingsomethingwittyhere
Dude(tte), without references it's plagiarism.
pluralizeseverythingss
Jesus Christ man. I hope with that grammar you're the crime scene janitor and not anyone processing evidence
MortBabo
says the man who pluralizeseverythingss
Flobmmando
Wonderfully put.
pluralizeseverythingss
Nicely done
z0de
Dones*